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Whose Line is it Anyways?: Sonic Edition 2!
{ Show 6 }: Pre-Show & Film Noir
"Ugh...good evening, everybody, welcome back to Whose Line is it Anyways. We're back with some pre-show madness, this time we'll show you the aftermath left by the fight last episode." Lyle said, as the cameras turned on to see the studio.
The place was a disaster area, a huge hole in the wall behind the performers, rubble and lights littering the stage. Lyle and Silver looked terrible as well, Lyle's red hair in complete tangles and his left arm in a thick cast, while Silver's hair was missing patches, the center fin on the top of his head cut off haphazardly. Even Shadow looked worse for the wear, both his eyes a hue of purple and a chunk missing from his right ear.
"If you can't tell, we're due for a dual recording tonight, so all this has to get cleaned up in an hour or two. At least things can't get any worse." Lyle said, slightly depressed.
It was at this point a huge section of the ceiling broke off and fell in a perfect circle around Lyle.
"...What did I do to earn it?"
[...]
"Good evening everybody, welcome to more Whose Line is it Anyways! On tonight's show we have Shadow, Blaze, Silver and Tails! I'm your host, Lyle Sol. Come on down, let's get started." Lyle said, walking down the stairs and plopping down in the Whose Line chair. "Good evening everybody, welcome to Whose Line is it Anyways, the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. Yep, they don't need explaining, just like how we fixed a disaster area."
"Magic!" Silver said while doing jazz hands.
"Pretty much. Now, let's get started with a game called Film Noir, for Silver and Tails. In this game, these two will be acting out a scene in the style of a noir film set in an unlikely place. So, I'm going to need an unlikely place for a Film Noir movie."
"Pizza parlor!"
"Yeah, that'll work. Keep it in mind and take it away." Lyle said, noir-styled music starting to play as Tails started sweeping with a broom as Silver walked towards the camera.
"What a place. I'd been getting complaints about a local pizza shop, and to be honest, they've been on my radar. Kids have been vanishing left and right, and it all leads back to this shop. I was going to get my answers." Silver said, walking back to Tails on the stage.
"Oh, welcome to Piety's Pizzas, I'm Piety, how can I help ya?" Tails said, addressing Silver.
"I was hoping for a large pepperoni pizza." Silver said, Tails nodding and walking towards the camera.
"Another person coming in to order the pepperoni...that new special ingredient really does the trick. Hey, who am I to judge?" Tails said, walking back to Silver. "So, is that for here or to go?"
"It's for here." Silver said, walking towards the camera. "I wonder exactly what the special ingredient is...could he really be...no. No one would do that to kids...right?" Silver said, walking back, only for Tails to walk up.
"I wonder what he meant by that...that new spice is hot, but it's not a punishment...or maybe he's talking about the mystery filler meat? I really don't want to think what's in it, I nearly lost my stomach at the 3% of yak tongue." Tails said, Lyle slamming on the buzzer. Tails and Silver just shrugged, both of them returning to their seats.
"Now I remember why I don't eat pepperoni pizza." Lyle said, grimacing.
"And that's why you don't ask what something's made of." Tails said, smirking.
"1,000 points to you for that pleasant little reminder. We'll be back to more Whose Line is it Anyways after these messages." Lyle said, the cameras fading to black.
NOTE: Pepperoni does NOT contain yak tongue...to my knowledge, anyways.
While you sleep, I post my chapter for the day! MWHAHA...I hate insomnia. For the record, this was written at 2 to 3 in the morning. Yay!
