Hello! Listen I have a HUGE favor to ask you guys! Okay, one of my friends has started a fanfiction story called the Book of Icarus 2.0. I need you to read it and leave reviews. Now, READ THIS or die by a one armed Carter! And read Book of Icarus or I will borrow Icarus and have him kill you! It's a really good story! XD! …Woah….creepy face!

Chapter 19

June

Crap. She thought, realizing her problem. This is a MAJOR crap, not a crap I forgot an arrow a crap I forgot coffee problem!

It had been one month since Carter lost his arm and he still refused to get it reattached, said he was perfectly happy with using his mouth to pull back the strings. In truth be was actually still an amazing shot with it. She had been practicing again with him watching when she realized the problem. It had caused her to miss a shot.

Carter's head snapped up, seeing her arrow drop half an inch in the air and pulled out his bow. Then he nocked and fired an arrow, correcting the trajectory. Then he spit and complained about the taste in his mouth.

"Master, why aren't you using the guard they gave you? Or even that wood thingy for your arm?" June asked, looking back at him.

"Cuz I don't wanna!" He replied, before flopping over and going back to his nap.

June laughed and thought back to the lecture he got from Will and Horace and even the Baron!

~Flashback~

"YOU LOST YOUR ARM!" Will cried, pacing back and forth with his hands on his head.

"Yup! But I go June back!" Carter smiled.

"…I can't argue with that. BUT YOU LOST YOUR RIGHT ARM! Your dominate arm! WHAT THE HECK!" Will cried, grabbing a spoon nad coming towards Carter.

"Noo…. I'm actually a lefty!" Carter smiled, waving.

"You told me you were ampi…whatever you call it!" Simila snapped, getting up from his chair.

"That's beside the point! YOU GAVE UP YOUR RIGHT ARM TO SAVE JUNE AND KILL BANDITS! YOU RISKED YOUR LIFE WHEN WE COULD HAVE SENT A BATALION ON TROOPS TO GET HER! YOU BROKE THREE RIBS, YOUR LEG AND YOUR RIGHT ARM BEFORE LOSING IT WHEN WE COULD HAVE GOTTEN SOLDIERS NAD ACHERS AND THE WHOLE DAM RANGERS!" Will screamed, slapping carter with the spoon.

"Will! Come on! It's June! And the only thing I got from Diablo was my arm!" Carter pleaded.

"Then how'd you get the other stuff?" Will paused.

"He stole June's first kiss!" Simila laughed, falling over it the chair and continuing.

"Pedophile." Will stated, glaring at Carter.

"Oi! I'm in my teens dammit! I ain't no pedo! And I sure ain't a pervert, a racist, a killer, bloodthirsty, fat, a pig, screwy, racist, or high!" Carter replied, crossing his arms.

"That leaves…stoned, porky, a murderer, cruel, odd, weird, and a cannibal." Simila stated, smiling.

"You suck!" Carter replied, glaring at the knight.

"Hey, if you're not nice to me then I'll announce your name to everyone in this room.

At this Halt, the Baron, Gilan, Crowley, and Erak (He's here for the feast.)'s ear's perked up. Carter instantly smiled and cocked him head to the side innocently. Then he gave Simila a giant gift basket out of nowhere and patted him on the head.

~End of Flashback!~

"That was funny!" June smirked before retrieving her arrows.

"Hey June! What do you want for dinner!" Carter called, his stomach grumbling.

"Why are you asking me? Aren't you the master? I thought you were supposed to command me and stuff." June smiled.

She head a thump as Carter slipped from the roof to the ground ten feet below nad let out a moan. She smiled and continued getting her arrows while he cracked his back and got up.

"Because I wanted to be nice. Unless of course you want to make me coffee roasted stew with peas, carrots, unions, shrimp, bits of chicken and beef again." Carter replied, smiling deviously.

"I think I want some beef stew." June smiled nervously.

In the past month she had found new names for Carter and vice versa. Including, murder, cannibal, freak, weird, odd, mean-against-people-of-other-races, and sloth-ish. Carter had also found out several things having found her diary twice.

"Thought so, and if you poison it, I'll read your diary from the middle of town." Carter smiled.

"Aye." She said weakly.

"Hey, June!" A voice called and June instantly smiled.

"Hey there Smiley!" June called and was instantly tackled by a ball of joy.

"Don't call me that." Simila growled, glaring at her from point blank-range.

Simila had June's arms pinned him his own and was sitting on her stomach. He smiled at leaned forward to bite her when someone interrupted.

"Are you two dating or some shit?" Carter asked before getting decked by Will.

"AM I STILL IN REHAB!" Carter cried as Will kicked him a disappeared.

Simila, June, Tug, Rose, and Smoke all nodded as Carter sweatdropped. Carter then dragged both the two inside before throwing teabags into a pot and handing it over a fire. Then he sat down on the couch and laid down on it, smiling.

The only seat left was one in the hard kitchen chairs or the one other chair. Simila dove for it and she sat down on him, grinning for ear to ear. And this was her problem. She had two really cool, awesome guys to choose from. And she COULD'T! Granted she still could wait but she still had to think about it. I mean, what type of teenage girl would she be if she didn't think about the two hot, ripped guys around her?

She sighed before drifting into her own thoughts.

Simila was fun and cute, like a knight in shining armor. He was strong and muscled as well as laid back and dependable. He was open and caring and loved his friends. He was always there for you and would be there even if you didn't need him.

Carter however, was closer to a knight in pure black armor! No, not even a knight, more like…a thief or something. He was cool and focused, but also immature and lovable. He was dependable like Sims, but more deadly and dangerous. Like a fire. He could cheer you up with his jokes, but could also make a well thought out decision.

Se yelped as Carter picked he up and shook her. Then he exchanged a look with her best friend and they both smiled and in perfect union shouted, "STOP FANTACIZING ABOUT US STRIPPING!" Then they burst out laughing, tossing her to the couch.

Carter was rolling around, banging his arm on the floor, red from laughing so hard and Simila wasn't any better! He was laughing out a lung and banging both his arms on the floor and rolling from one end of the room and back. June just blushed madly and buried her head in a pillow, hoping to suffocate and die.

"OH, my God! Oh, my God! That was hilarious! Sim did you see the look on her face! Nad that blush!" Carter said before laughing again thinking about it.

"It was like a tomato! I swear it went all the way down to her neck! Probably down to her shoulders!" Simila cackled.

"Further!" Carter laughed, rolling into the kitchen table.

Simila stopped and said, "…belly button?" Then burst out with a whole different set of giggles.

"GO BALD CARTER!" June screamed from her pillow, which only brought another set of laughs from the boys.

"What are hey laughing at?" Will asked, walking in and getting the kettle.

"My embarrassment." June said, almost glowing from her blush.

"…Wow…your glowing, you know that?" Will stated, serving the tea and sitting down.

"Yeah…" June said, quietly sipping her tea as her face cooled down.

"Oh my GOD! That was funny as hell!" Carter laughed, banging his head on the floor.

"Rehab." Will muttered before elbow dropping the fool.

"Okay, I'm done laughing and now I would like to get my back looked at by a doctor." Carter stated, crawling to a chair.

"June, you should have seen the look on your face!" Simila said, finishing his laughing fit and sitting next to her on the couch.

"You are not sitting by me." She stated, kicking him off.

"You do realize in a context that I would kick a person through eight cinder blocks, Chuck Norris* would get nine and June would get twenty seven…right?" Carter stated, sipping his tea.

"I do now." Simila groaned, walking back in through the hole in the wall.

The group sat quietly there for a while, slowly sipping there tea and waiting patiently on each other to finish and offering sugar and the like for each other. Who am I kidding? Carter finished first and started to wrestle with Simila, winning and Will referred while June watched.

I bet right now people are stalking Smiley and Carter to see how hot they are. I know Simila has at least twenty fangirls and Carter… he's too stealthy for fangirls…June thought.

"June…" Carter stated, looking at her from a headlock on Sims.

"Hm?"

"I said not to think about it." He grinned before he was suddenly throw off and into a tree. Simila then tackled him and they went rolling before Will picked both of them up.

"Oh, I just remembered why I'm here, Crowley wants to observe June tomorrow since her task is in three days or something." Will said before dropping the two.

"I'll get right on it! As soon as I fix that hole in the wall, finish the shark in the fridge and reattach my arm." Carter flipped Simila over and chomped on his shoulder.

"CANNIBAL! CANNIBAL ALERT!" Simila cried, flailing around dramatically.

Yeah, I think I have plenty of time to decide. And biting is illegal in wrestling. June thought.

"Let's go play a match!" Carter snapped, throwing Simila off.

"NO!" They all replied, tackling Carter and nailing him once again, by his shirt to a tree in an area his on arm couldn't reach.

Sorry it's so short, this was basically a filler of some sorts because I needed something in between June's mission and Carter…having an action that lead to him trying to eat my brains. That begin said, review, or die. BY CARTER WITH A TENNIS RACKET! LOL! Also please read Book of Icarus 2.0, or again, I will borrow him and have him smite thou! *Chuck Norris, famous actor in America, has joke about him. Example: Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the mouth; its decedents were called giraffes. ALSO since I kind of want to see and mostly because I think it would be funny, Sim and June or her with the annoying, odd, cannibalistic, insane, perverted Carter? "That was insulting" SHUT UP YOU!