Dear Marauders,
I know it's a bit weird me sending a note, I mean, this is our board, but since this is an advice board I figured I'd give it a shot anyways.
One word: Evans. Advice?
Love, James
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Dear James,
What on earth happened to the squid? What caused you to have such a damage to your memory? Don't you remember your undying love?
Shut up and answer my letter!
How about leaving her alone for a bit. I know you like her, mate, but it's pretty obvious she isn't enjoying your unwavering attention. It's vexatious.
Once again we are witnesses of Remus' extended vocabulary. What the heck is vexatious?
Annoying.
James annoying? Forget it, you're the one with the brain damage. Lily is just being a right little-
Maybe Lily has a point every time she announces that James could use a little humility. Perhaps that's all he's missing.
Humility my…
Honestly, James, I really do think all you need is humility. Maybe you could just try keeping your head down a little?
I agree with Remus!
Wormtail, you always agree with Remus.
Love, Marauders