The Twilight Twenty-Five
Prompt: Wood
Pen name: en-glace
Pairing: n/a (Jasper, Bella)
Rating: K+
'Ugh, why do you insist on watching this drivel?'
Edward can't stand it when I watch Interview With the Vampire and Jasper is apparently equally offended by my enjoyment of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
'Not you, too,' I groan. Alice's tinkling laughter sounds from the dining room upstairs.
'It's just - look at her!' Jasper takes a seat beside me and scoffs at the action onscreen. 'That high kick wouldn't do a thing against a real vampire. And what's with the stake? I don't even know where to begin with that…'
I tune him out. I should probably stick to Californication.