A/N: I know I said the wedding would be next but what is weddings without bachelorette parties. Thought I would give these lovely ladies parties they would never forget. I hope everyone enjoy's. As always reviews are welcomed.

Alex walked into the squad room and looked around for the three detectives she wanted to have a nice little discussion with. As soon as she spotted them she motioned for them to follow her. She couldn't help but laugh on the inside when she caught their preverbal deer in the head lights look. They knew they were busted. Once everyone was in the interrogation room Alex firmly shut the door and turned to face the men making sure her infamous ice princess look was in place.

"Gentlemen it is my understanding that there is a bachelorette party planned for my detective."

All three men looked at each other, silently asking who told, and began to mumble their response.

"Save it." Alex said holding up her hand to stop them "I figured there would be but we need to come to an understanding."

All three hung their head and with a defeated sigh "Yes ma'am"

"If you would like to maintain any form of your man hood there will be NO strip clubs or Strippers at all. Do I make myself clear?"

No one said a word but simply nodded their head yes.

"Thank you detectives" Alex said as she turned to leave.

Fin who suddenly seemed to discover he had balls of steel asked "Why counselor? Worried she might stray? Or want that last romp in the hay?"

Alex spun quickly on her heels to face Fin. Even though none would show it they cringed on the inside waiting for her wrath. The beaming smile they received knocked them for a loop.

"That gentleman is the one thing I will never have to worry about when it comes to Olivia. What I am trying to do is save your relationships."

"Yeah right." Fin answered

Alex walked up and stood in front of Fin "I happen to remember a night about a month ago where Olivia covered for you. You were on a stakeout I believe or that was what Michelle was told by Olivia. I don't remember authorizing a stakeout on a woman named Mandy."

Elliot coughed and whispered busted under his breath.

Alex hearing him walked to where she stood in front of Elliot "How many times has Olivia swore to Kathy that you two were working late just because you didn't want to go home to her wrath? I bet she would love to know that."

Elliot stared at Alex wide eyed. He couldn't believe that his own partner had ratted him out. They were supposed to have each other's back no matter what.

"One more thing before I go guys. If you think Olivia ratted you out you're wrong. Hell she is lying for you guys."

"Hey, what about me?" Munch asked feeling left out.

"You" Alex said with laughter "You need to go to a strip club, get a stripper, something Munch."

Everyone started laughing and shaking their heads. Munch sulked out of the room mumbling that everything was a conspiracy against him. Elliot and Fin followed behind him wondering exactly how much trouble they would be in with the ice queen if they ignored her advice. Hell they had already paid the deposit on the room and the stripper.

There was only one way to find out.

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"It's five on Friday." Elliot said looking at his watch "Who knows what that means?"

Fin jumped to his feet "It is too much alcohol and fine ass women stripping for you. Grab your stuff girl. These are nights that are made to be remembered."

Olivia leaned back in her chair. "Guys the only woman I want to see stripping for me is Alex."

"Yeah yeah we know. I love Alex. She's the only one I want to see naked blah blah blah" Elliot said as he put his jacket on "This is tradition. Besides this is as much for you as it is for us."

"How is that?"

"It's the only way us men who are married or dating can go see a stripper without sleeping on the couch for a month."

Olivia started laughing "Fine let's go. But this is for you guys not for me."

As they walked out Fin put his arm around Olivia's shoulder "Trust me you will be thanking us in a few years."

Thirty minutes later found Olivia sitting in a back room of the Siren that she didn't even know they had. There had to be every type of drink known to man and some she had never heard of. The guys had convinced for one night let go and drink it up. After all in one week she was marrying the woman of her dreams. So she was.

"I hear there is a bride to be in the room" A deep southern voice called out into the crowd.

Olivia who had now had her fair share of tequila held her glass up "That would be me"

The next thing Olivia knew she was being shoved in chair and music was blaring. The woman who had long blonde hair like Alex's leaned over and unbuttoned the top two buttons on Liv's shirt.

"I'm your present honey."

Olivia simply nodded as the woman started slowing dancing.

"Like what you see." The stripper asked as she leaned down and whispered in Olivia's ear grabbing her hand placing it on her hip "Maybe we can take this dance someplace private."

"I'm getting married" Liv said as she pulled her hand away.

"I know honey. This is your bachelorette party. It's like Vegas what happens here stays here."

Olivia brown eyes bore into the woman's "You don't know who my wife is and that's not how I roll. No offenses but you're not worth me losing her."

"She must be something." The stripper said as she stood "I would have loved to have a roll with you."

Two hours later found Olivia extremely drunk and barely able to walk. The guys were pretty much in the same boat as her. She reached for her phone and text Alex

"Wasted at Siren. Can you come and get us. "

Alex was almost asleep when she heard her phone go off and light up the room. She grabbed it and looked at it shocked to see that it was Olivia. She knew the guys were taking her out tonight and didn't think she would hear from her. She laughed out loud when she read the text and got out of bed.

"Gather the guys. I'm on my way."

Alex walked in and looked at the bartender. He looked like the kid who got caught with his hand in the cookie jar when he saw her.

"Where is the Benson Party being held?" Alex asked after she cased the place and never saw Liv or the guys.

"There was no party held here." Sam said remembering the threat from a uni if he told her anything.

"Sam?" Alex said narrowing her eyes "Where is my fiancé and her co-workers."

Something in Alex's tone told him to talk "In the back room."

Alex smiled sweetly and headed in the direction he was pointing. She opened the door and shook her head at the sight. Munch was half asleep in the corner. Elliot and Fin was still attempting to put money in the strippers g-string. Olivia had propped herself in the corner and was laughing at Fin and Elliot. The only thing Alex could do was shake her head.

"Would you like some help getting them to a cab?" Sam asked from behind her.

"Please"

The two of them began corralling all the detectives together and helping them to the cab that was waiting. Alex and Olivia slid into the cab with the stripper behind the one holding the guys. Alex had considered leaving her but she was highly intoxicated to and if there was one thing she knew it was how she would be taken advantage of.

Olivia sighed and leaned her head on Alex's shoulder. The smell of alcohol coming off Olivia's breath was a shocker to Alex. Since their first date Olivia never had more than one drink, two max. Her guess would be that the guys started daring her. Olivia was never one to back down from a dare.

"I love you, Alex Cabot" Olivia managed to slur out. "I didn't want the stripper."

Alex smiled and wrapped her arm Olivia and pulled her closer.

"I know baby."

With some serious maneuvering and assistance from the doorman Alex was able to get everyone into her building and situated in her apartment. All three men were placed in the guest bedroom and out the second their head hit the pillow. Alex helped the stripper into what had become their second guest bedroom before going and finding Olivia.

Olivia was sprawled across the bed half dressed and half undressed. Alex walked up to Olivia and was able to arouse her some for assistance.

"Liv honey hold on to me so I can get your pants off."

"Trying to get in my pants again?" Olivia asked as she slumped forward on Alex.

"NO detective tonight I want you to sleep." Alex whispered as she gently helped Olivia back into bed and covered her up. Before Alex could walk around to her side of the bed she heard Olivia start to snore. As soon as Alex slid in the bed Olivia rolled over throwing an arm over her. Alex kissed her on the head and slowly drifted off to sleep. The last thought that entered her mind was she couldn't wait to see everyone's face in the morning.