A Sirius Note

I'm actually pretty proud of this day's journal entries. Leave happy, witty, or funny reviews to match the entry. No depressing. Lots of reviews, they help the author type faster and keep the stupid new muse away!

Also, there have been some changes to the original document. The super word was all originally one word, but this stupid Muggle contraption won't save as that, it just deletes the word, so the author put dashes in between.

Detention: RL, JP, PP, SS, LE, SB

For: Same

Assignment: journal, day three, SS, JP, PP

The Journal of Severus Snape

Day three

Study of important characters of school life:

Lily Evans- a smart and funny girl who seems to be the only person brave enough in this school to go against the flow and make friends with an automatic outcast. However, she is beginning to crack under the pressure. Between disliking said outcast's so-called "friends" and starting to fall for a certain idiotic Gryffindor (though she will refuse to even consider the possibility, I am well aware of exactly what is happening), Lily and said outcast are becoming estranged, and I fear the friendship will not stand the test of time. Her other friends are considerably more popular, and they sure do act it. They walk away from her when she needs their calming words the most, and they talk behind backs. How she can yet be close to them is something that I, a lowly observer, will never be able to understand.

James Potter- an irritating git with more arrogance than a Malfoy. Conventional sports-playing type bully, the kind that just wants more attention. Is utterly obsessed with Lily Evans and uses the most idiotic ploys to get to her. Seems to think that by bullying friends of hers and stealing her things is the way to steal her heart.

Sirius Black- conventional bully, likely because he has been bullied himself in the past. While he shows continuous rebellion toward any pureblood mania, he will still act like a true Black from time to time, cruelty and insanity showing along with other traits. Overly confident, extremely loyal, and too much of a damned troublemaker along with having an amazing set of creative and imaginative skills, Black could be in any of the Houses, but most would agree that he belongs best to the house of Lions, especially with their reputation for having the majority of pranksters.

Remus Lupin-aside from Potter, possibly the Marauder that I dislike the most. Unlike the main two, Lupin is supposedly the "conscience" of the group. While he has achieved the medal of prefect, he rarely applies it to his friends, more or less turning a blind eye to the whole situation. You may argue that the Slytherin prefects do the same, but I never said I liked them, either. The most disgusting thing that I find about him is that he neither participates in nor acts against what his friends take to doing. He is overly afraid of Potter, Black, and the teachers and as such is hardly fit for a Gryffindor.

Peter Pettigrew-would be more fit as a Slytherin than anything else. Not overly brave, he continuously cheers for his friends' acts of troublemaking, gaining their trust and becoming a source of their triumph. As such, it would be extremely easy for Pettigrew to manipulate them from behind the scenes. He would simply offer a suggestion, and while the others would tell him off for saying such a stupid thing, the idea would stew in their minds and they would unconsciously build it up until it is a plausible assault. It is possible that there is much more to Pettigrew as part of the group than often meets the eye. He rarely gets into trouble, as many teachers think that he is just a follower, closer than the others, but still having no real part of the action.

Raymond Goyle- one of those friends that Lily can't stand. He might look stupid, but one of the unspoken rules of being a Slytherin is that what you are is not what you are. Maybe he looks like he couldn't find his way through a door, but he is actually very intelligent, and very cunning. If I had to guess, he'll probably end up working in law enforcement.

Regulus Black-possibly more annoying than his brother, but far easier to like. Despite how both brothers are always denying it, they are both more similar than they realize. It is simply house prejudice and their circle of friends that prevent them from being twins in mind and manner. Regulus is more of a mommy-follower than Sirius, due to him being the favorite child that all responsibility is placed upon. Like his brother, he has been obsessed with girls from a young age, and his most annoying attribute is talking about them all.

James

After the lights have gone out.

I…will not…kill Remus…for…being…sensible…

I…will not…kill…Remus…

I…am so…effing…bloody…excuse the language…angry…

I need a prank. Preferably on the idiots who dare to call themselves Lily's friends. I swear, if Remus hadn't stopped us…

Why don't you try killing them with kindness?

What do you mean, Remus?

I'd think it's rather obvious, Jamesie. He's saying, be super-cali-fragilistic-expialidocious-ly nice to them, and they will be absolutely suspicious and afraid of what you're going to do to them. Then, we think of something worthy of doing!

Super—what?

Super-cali-fragilistic-expialidocious. It's what you say when you have nothing to say, James.

I'm surprised you can even spell that, Peter. Where did you here of this, anyway?

Sirius, I'm actually wondering that myself. You don't come from a Muggle family.

I saw the musical on a day that I snuck out of the house. The guy taking the money was really weird. He kept asking me things reeeeeaaaaalllllyyyyy sssssllllloooowwwwlllyyyy, like I was foreign or something. But he took the Galleon I gave him and let me in.

Somehow, I'm really not surprised.

No, not really.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT HERE AND WHY ARE YOU NOT EXPLAINING IT?

Lucy, you've got some 'splainin to do. Remmy, I'll leave this to you.

ARRRGH!

That's nice James. Is this what you're contributing to your journal? A bunch of capital letters and sound effects?

I'll kill you later. Go back to sleep.

Have fun!

Super-cali-fragilistic-expialidocious. Super-cali-fragilistic-expialidocious.

Even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious.

If you say it loud enough you'll always sound precocious.

Super-cali-fragilistic-expialidocious!

Hum diddle iddle umdiddle eye.

ARRGH! THESE IDIOT LUNATICS ARE DRIVING ME INSANE!

Peter

Oh what fun

It is to drive

James Potter insane, hey!

Okay, so writing before my murder by Potter, my will is as follows:

All my books (the few I have) go to Remus

All my joke things go to Sirius

James can have whatever he wants

Everything else goes to my mother

Witnesses:

Remus J. Lupin

Sirius O. Black

May I live to fight another day, but this is backup. Farewell and so long.

Peter

A/N: If it's not one thing, it's another. My muses are disliking each other, as you can see.

So, most people don't like Pete and don't write him well. I need feedback, please. My character's have character, but I don't know how well they work out.

Yes, I know the Mary Poppins word is all one word, but it won't save onto ffnet if I don't use the dashes.