February 7
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Today I went out for ramen! And, uh, I took a nap!
A very long nap.
And! And I had a crazy dream where it was back during the war and me and Sakura-chan were in the park when that Tobito guy showed up and was all:
Sniff sniff. "I'm so much better than you." BAM. Alternate Universe time!
And, what do you know, it actually worked.
Did you know Dad apparently likes cooking in pink aprons? Cutesy aprons too. It was weird, but I guess everyone has their quirks. My mom, for example, is terrifying. Like, scarier than Yamato-taichou.
But anyway, I beat other me up and there was a Kyuubi knockdown and emotional/family acceptance thing and then I woke up!
I was not impressed.
It felt like a normal dream. I don't have those!
Where was the peanut-shaped soap? The pinwheel fans? The Giant Ball of Light that scolds me for not performing enough sacrifices and demands that I eat more ramen?! (Then again, I haven't seen him in awhile, so that probably means the sacrificial count is okay, but still!)
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Signed ~ Uzumaki Naruto, your troubled author.
P.S. This happened. Really! It's not part of my plan!