A/N: Hey there everybody and welcome back to chapter 21 of 'Robins', Now I'm pretty sure you guys pretty much figured out on where each of the guys ended up last chapter, also I would like to think some of you for your suggestions for shows and movies they will go through.
I don't have much to say except for let the show begin.
Disclaimer: I don't own Young Justice nor do I own any of the TV shows, Cartoons, Anime, and Movies that appear in this story.
"I cannot believe this, I'm actually in Hogwarts! I mean how overwhelming is this?" Rob asked no one in particular with a mixture of confusion and excitement laced in his voice as he examined the great hall.
Rob was just taking this all in as well at the same time trying his best not to act like some teenage girl who just encountered their favorite fictional character in person for the first time, oh how he wished Wally and Zatanna was there with him right now because he would love to see the look on Wally's face.
The moment he arrived here the first thing that was going through his mind was 'how did I end up here?' and then he brought up his holographic computer to try and figure out his location and to his surprise it told him that he was still in that TV store in Jump City, but he suddenly remembered hearing Controlfreak saying something about 'Welcome to TV Land' or something along those lines. Then with that information he started searching for the director and camera crew, and even checked to see if all of those floating candles were being held up by some wires but there was none there. The thing that really shocked him was that when he picked up the sorting hat expecting it to be just a regular hat, until it told him to put it back down and proved that this place was the real deal.
While all of this was going on all of the students and teachers was just watching as Rob was running back and forth, and jumping off the walls talking about cameras, green screens, and special effects as they all tried to figure out just where on earth did this strange young boy come from.
"Alright Rob this is cool and all but time for me to get whelmed and try to figure out where the others are." He stated to himself as he whipped out his titan communicator and tried to contact Renegade, Jason, and Damian to try learn of their location and hoped that they were alright. That was until he felt a tap on his shoulder and turned around to see that it was none other than Albus Dumbledore.
"You seem a bit overwhelmed by all of this, perhaps it would be best if you would take a seat and ease yourself a bit." The old wizard instructed the boy wonder in a kind tone of voice as he led Rob to an empty seat at one of the dinner tables.
Rob for his part, didn't even pay any attention to the occupants in the great hall as they were all whispering things amongst themselves that ranged from the first year students to even some of the teachers. He wouldn't have minded sticking around a bit longer and maybe even getting a few autographs, but right now he had a job to do and that was to find his friends, catch Controlfreak, and get out of TV land.
"Sorry, but I don't have time to rest right now I have to go and find my friends so we can stop an out of control lunatic, but thanks for the offer though." He explained to Dumbledore before getting up from his seat and ran out of the great hall before anyone could say a single word.
To everyone's surprise though he came back into the great hall with a little smirk on face and then casually said this to everybody.
" For the record guys I'm what you would call a muggle, a very well trained muggle at that, and Draco's dad is in league with Voldemort, Snape was the half-blood prince, Harry you're one of Haxacrosses, Draco's mom and aunt Bellatrix Lastrange is going to force Snape to teach him, Harry and Ginny will get married and have kids, Ron and Harminone will have kids together as well, and above all of that Snape kills Dumboldore but he requested that Snape do it and Snape is killed by Voldemort because he thought that Snape was the master of the Elder Wand, but Draco is the master of the Elder wand because he had disarmed Dumboldore. Just thought I'd give you guys a heads up." Rob explained and then left once again leaving behind a completely stunned audience all processing the information that they just heard.
*Static*
"You're really not much of a talker are you?" Renegade asked Leatherface as he dodged another one of the psycho's chainsaw attacks by flipping into the air and landing behind him.
Then without wasting another second Renegade threw several Wing-dings at Leatherface with two of them sticking out of his chainsaw holding hand, that caused him to let out a horrific painful scream, which only enraged him even more and then charged at Renegade with a blind fury while swinging the chainsaw around like a wild animal trying to cut the former boy wonder down to pieces and then hang his dead carcass up on one of the meat hooks in the basement.
"You have a lot of anger issues my friend, then again if I had a face like yours I'd be pretty pissed off myself." He said as he continued to taunt his attacker while at the same time staying out of reach of his chainsaw.
He then reached into one of his cuffs and pulled out a few smoke bombs and threw them at Leatherface which was able to conceal Renegade from his sights. Then suddenly out of nowhere some rope started to tightly wrap itself around Leahterface's body, the pressure of the rope around his body caused him to drop his chainsaw onto the ground. Then that was when Renegade appeared out of nowhere and delivered a quick left jab to Leatherface's jaw, and then he followed up by delivering right jab into Leathereface's face. He continued to deliver blow after blow to the homicidal manic without showing any sign of letting up on his attack.
The blows were extra effective due to the fact that he was wearing a pair of brass knuckles which was starting to get a bit bloody, then he finished up by giving Leatherface one devastating uppercut which knocked him off of his feet and landing flat on his back out cold.
"And stay down you ugly son of a bitch, I'm starting to sound like Jason." Renegade commented to himself as took that time to rest for a moment so he could think of his next move.
"Looks like I'm a little too late for the redo." A voice said which managed to get Renegade's attention as he turned around to see Rob leaning against one of the gates on the property with a smirk on his face.
"Rob, it's great to see you here." Renegade said as he greeted the younger boy wonder with a relived look on his face.
"Looks like you were pretty busy around here from the looks of things." Rob commented as he looked over at the unconscious Leatherface laying on the ground.
"You know for a big guy like him he can be very, very energetic when he wants to be." Renegade stated as he stepped over Leatherfaces's body and walked over to where Rob was.
"Well anyway you're not going to believe this but we're actually in Tvland, as in pretty much everything here is real." Rob explained to the older male who simply nodded his head in response to the news.
"I kind of already figured that out, see this isn't the first time that Controlfreak pulled this stunt. Richard told me about the last time he attempted this scheme and let me tell you, if it didn't work then, then it's sure as hell won't work now as long as we have anything to do with it." Renegade stated to Rob who nodded his head in agreement to what was just said.
"Amen, now let's get out of here and find Damian and Jason so we can stop Controlfreak." Rob stated as he began to head off but Renegade had placed his hand on the boy's shoulder stopping him in his tracks.
"Not so fast Rob, what do you say we take care of a few things here first?" Renegade asked as he saw a police car drive up to the property with some kids who looked to be in their 20's setting in the backseat of the car, and from the looks of things this was not going to end well for them.
"I wouldn't mind a good old fashion Texas roundup before we head out." Rob answered with a grin on his face as he pulled out a few bird-a-rangs.
"Then let's get a move on." Renegade stated as he and Rob walked over to the parked car ready to deliver some swift Texas style justice.
*Static*
Once the boys were done taking care of the rest of Leatherface's psychotic family they continued their search for both Jason and Damian and suddenly found themselves in what looked to be a small town. The thing about the town though was the fact that everything seemed so bright and colorful, it was as though the two of them had wondered into some kind of enchanted forest of some sorts. The one thing that stood out to them was the fact that it populated by ponies of various kinds like Pegasus, Unicorns, and even regular ponies of different colors. To add on to that they were all staring at the two strange males wondering just what they are.
"I think it's safe to say that they've probably don't get that many human visitors around here." Renegade commented to Rob who nodded his head in agreement.
"'Welcome to Ponyville'" Rob read as he examined the sign in front of him and then came to a sudden realization to their current location.
"Wait are you telling me that we're in?" Renegade asked already knowing what the answer was going to be.
"That's right 'My little Pony: Friendship is Magic' what are the odds of either Jason or Damian being here?" Rob asked the older male who simply shrugged his shoulders before answering him with a response.
"Odds are we'll probably have a better chance of finding Damian here, because this is like one of the last places in this or any universe for that matter that we're likely to find Jason at." Renegade answered as he and Rob began to walk through town.
"Good poi-oof!" Rob grunted out as fell onto the ground after colliding with a yellow Pegasus pony with a pinkish mane.
"Oh my, I'm sorry I didn't mean to run into you like that, are you alright? Here let me help you up." Fluttershy said shyly as she apologized to the boy wonder while helping him up onto his feet.
"Hey don't worry about it, I should have paid more attention to where I was going, so if anything I should be the one apologizing here." Rob said as he got back up on his feet.
"Well I'm just glad that you're alright, hey you two look just like that other human being that showed up here earlier." Fluttershy said as she got a better look at both Rob and Renegade who both wearing surprised looks on their faces.
"This other human that showed up here, could you tell us what he looks like?" Renegade asked joining in on the conversation.
"Well he's about your height, wears a mask just like the ones you're both wearing only it's more of a greenish color, and he also had on a red helmet." She stated as she just gotten done describing Jason.
"Yep, that sounds like Jason, if it isn't too much trouble could you tell us where he's located at?" Renegade polity asked the Pegasus with a little smile on his face.
"Then you two must be his friends? Well in that case I'll take to where he's at then, by the way I haven't introduced myself yet, my name is Fluttershy and it's very nice to meet the both of you." She kindly said as she introduced herself to them.
"Nice to meet you, I'm Renegade, the kid here is Rob, and it looks like you've already met Jason." Renegade said as he introduced himself and Rob to the young Pegasus.
"Jason? He told us that his name is the Red Hood." She said with a confused look on her face.
"Well his real name is actually Jason, but to others he prefers to be called the Red Hood." Rob explained to the pony.
"I see, well in any case it's very nice to meet you both, now let's go and get you two to your friend." Fluttershy said as she led the two of them to Jason's location.
The three of them soon arrived at what appeared to be a treehouse, not like the wooden kinds that a kid's father would build for them, but more like a house and a tree combined into one. When the three of them entered Rob and Renegade saw five more ponies all gathered around a door, but they soon turned their attention to Fluttershy and her two guests that were standing behind her.
"Hey Fluttershy who are those two guys standing behind you?" Rainbow Dash asked as she inspected both Renegade and Rob while hovering around them.
"Everyone this is Renegade and Rob, they're friends of the Red Hood, or Jason as they like to call him. Renegade, Rob I'd like to introduce you both to my friends Rainbow Dash, Twilight Sparkle, Applejack, Rarity, and Pinkie Pie." Fluttershy said as she introduced everybody to each other.
"Wow two more human beings showing up here in Poneyville on the same day is AWESOME! You guys look and sound so much more different than Red Hood." Pinkie Pie said with excitement in her voice as she bounced up and down in front of Renegade and Rob.
"Well we tend to come in different variety." Rob said jokingly to the pink pony in front of him.
"Like cake, pie, and ice cream?" Pinkie Pie asked the boy wonder with big smile on her face.
"hehe, yeah I guess you could say that." Rob chuckled back with a laugh at the little pink pony's logic.
"I must say that you two seem more well mannered than that Red Hood fellow in the bathroom." Rarity said as she complimented the two of them.
"What is he doing in the bathroom? Is he sick or something?" Renegade asked as he walked on over to where the other ponies were standing.
"I'll say, he's been in there throwing up for a while now, if you ask me I think he started doing it when Pinkie started singing." Rainbow Dash stated as she whispered that last part into Renegade's ear.
"Every time we try to see if he's alright he says 'If any of you come at least 5 ft near me, then it's a first class ticket to the glue factory' whatever the heck that's supposed to mean." Applejack explained to the two boys.
"I see, let me talk to him I know just how to get him out of there." Renegade said as he got closer to the door and heard vomiting sounds from the other end of it, he then began to gently knock on it hoping that Jason would hear it over his own noises.
"You really think he might be able help him?" Twilight Sparkle asked Rob who had a little grin on his face.
"Of course, Jason is practically Renegade's little brother, if anyone can get Jason out of there it's him." Rob stated with confidence in his voice as the other ponies watched the scene that was about to unfold in front of them.
"Hey there Jason it's me Renegade, I just wanted to know something, how are you feeling?" Renegade asked gently through the door hoping that Jason would be able to hear him over the sounds of his own vomiting.
"Why I feel like a stallion galloping through a green meadow on fine summer's day, how do you think I feel you stupid little A-hole?!" Jason yelled out which made him vomit again.
"What happened to you anyway? Did you eat something that went bad or anything?" He asked through the bathroom door.
"No I didn't, what happened was when I got to this god forsaken place some pink horse got all up in my face asking me a thousand questions like 'what am I?' for an example. Then the next thing I know I'm surrounded by more of these things, who kept asking the same questions, it's like they've never seen a human before." Jason explained to Renegade as he let out a few annoyed grunts before vomiting again.
"But it's true we've never seen a human being before." Pinkie Pie interrupted but was ignored by Red Hood who continued on with his explanation.
"Then they started talking about friendship and ponies, then out of nowhere the pink one started singing about friends, and then the others started joining in and then just about every other pony in this place started singing too and I- Oh god!" Jason groaned out as the memory caused him to vomit some more.
"See I told you it was Pinkie Pie's singing that made him sick." Rainbow Dash said proud of the fact that she was right.
"Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! I didn't know I was the one who made you sick, I am soooooooooooo sorry!" Pinkie Pie yelled out in front of the bathroom door, feeling guilty for being the cause of his illness.
"Hey don't feel bad about it, you didn't know that this would happen, come to think of it I never thought he would have a weak stomach to something like this." Renegade said as he let out a little chuckle at Jason's expense.
"Screw you Grayson!" Jason yelled out loud before vomiting again as he heard Renegade continue to chuckle at him.
"Alright time to get him out of there, you know Jason maybe there's a reason why you ended up here." Renegade began as he leaned on the door.
"Yeah, that porkbelly nerd thought it would be funny to send me here." Jason growled out getting annoyed with this conversation.
"No I was thinking more along the lines of the fact that this place might represent the real you is all." Renegade said with a grin on his face knowing full well what the end result was going to be.
"Really? Would you care to explain this little theory of yours to me?" Jason asked in a deathly calm voice.
"No problem, I thought you would have probably ended up in an action movie given your personality and all, or maybe a suspenseful thriller that involves spies or something; I would have even betted on a horror flick. The fact that you came here really says a lot about you and it says that you are a pony loving, flower sniffing, tree hugging, marshmallow of a punk; for the record I'm going PG with it because we have ladies and a child present. If you want to hear what I really think I'll give you a hint, it rhymes with 'itch'." Renegade said with a smirk on his face as he took a few steps back from the door.
"Was all that stuff you said really necessary? Because it came off pretty mean and uncalled for since he is your brother after all." Twilight Sparkle stated to Renegade who still had that smirk on his face.
"Oh yeah in 3...2...1" Renegade said and right on cue Jason kicked the bathroom door wide open wearing an angry look on his face and charged directly at Renegade pinning him to one of Twilight sparkle's bookshelf while branding a knife to Renegade's face.
"I dare you to say all of that crap again to my face, because the second you do I'm going to cut that tongue clean out of your mouth and beat your brains out with it!" Jason threatened as he held his knife closer to Renegade's face.
"Don't worry they do this kind of stuff all the time, compared to how they usually fight this is a little bit more tame to say the least." Rob explained to the shocked ponies.
"Yeah, yeah I get it, look you can cut me up later but right now we need to find Damian and stop Controlfreak so we can get out of here." Renegade stated as he pushed the knife away from his face.
"Fine." Jason grumbled as he put his knife away and let Renegade go, then without warning he punched Renegade right in the face.
"What was that for?!" Renegade yelled out as he rubbed the side of his face.
"Because I'm a man! Now where's my helmet? The sooner I find that the sooner we can leave this nightmare." Jason said ready to leave this place as soon as possible.
"Twilight can you help me get this thing off of my head?" Spike asked as he rolled into the room trying to get Jason's helmet off of his head.
"Spike what did I tell you about touching things that doesn't belong to you." Twilight Sparkle said as she used her magic to left spike up into the air and then proceeded to pull the helmet off of the young dragon's head and returned it to Jason.
"Great, now I have to get the dragon smell out of this thing." Jason said as he walked out of Twilight Sparkle's house.
"Thanks for the help ladies, now if you'll excuse us we have to go find our other friend." Renegade said as he followed Jason out of the door.
"See you ponies later." Rob said following the other two out of the door.
"Humans are weird." Rainbow Dash said to the other ponies as they watch Renegade, Jason, and Rob leave.
*Static*
"Can somebody please explain to me how he ended up in a franchise that helped define a genre and I ended up in a franchise that's marketed towards little girls and guys who gets a hard on for ponies? Because that's just plane unfair and I'm calling bullshit on it!" Jason complained throughout the garage as both Dom and Brian watched him in confusion.
"What in the world is he talking about?" Brain asked Renegade who was standing beside him.
"Trust me you don't want to know, anyway thanks for looking after Damian for us we really appreciate it." Renegade said thanking both Brain and Dom.
"No problem, if it wasn't for him we wouldn't have been able to get away from the cops." Dom said as he patted Damian on the back.
"Hey don't mention it, I'm just glad I was able to help you guys out is all." Damian told them as he rubbed the back of his head.
"Well now that we're all back together we should try to and figure out just where Controlfreak is and stop him so we can get out of here." Rob stated to three who all nodded their heads in agreement.
"I see that you guys were able to flock back together, but it doesn't matter because you won't be able to catch me! HA HA HA HA HA HA!" Controlfreak said suddenly appearing from out of nowhere laughing at them.
"Oh you have no idea of just how bad I am going to kick your fat ass" Jason said as he cracked his knuckles.
"Well let's see if you guys can me then!" Controlfreak said as he jumped into Dom's car and drove off in it.
"HEY!" Dom yelled out to the villain who just hijacked his ride as chased after him.
"Let's go guys!" Renegade ordered as he, Rob, and Damian chased after Controlfreak.
"Just so you know you are a well beloved human being who has brought joy and laughter to hundreds of thousands of people." Jason said placing a hand on Brian's shoulder.
"Um thanks?" Brian said confused by what Jason was talking about, Jason just nodded his head and ran after Controlfreak.
*Static*
"In other news." The news reporter began but stopped as Controlfreak drove right through his desk with Renegade, Red Hood, Rob, and Damian running right pass him.
*Static*
"5 hour energy drink really helped me-Whoa!" The man said as he jumped out of the way of the speeding Controlfreak who was still being chased by Renegade, Red Hood, Rob, and Damian.
*Static*
"Now the secret to bass fishing is too..." The Fisherman said before getting splashed with water by Controlfreak who was still being chased by the others.
Finally having enough of this Jason pulled out a few bombs and tossed them at some trees which caused them to fall over from the explosion and right into Controlfreak's path causing him to wreck the car in the process.
"Give it up Controlfreak you're little joyride is over." Damian stated as the other three gathered around the car.
"Maybe you should tell that to them Duke boys." Controlfreak pointed out as Damian turned to see the General Lee flying through the air about to land on top of him.
*Static*
"Were are we now?" Damian asked as he and Renegade took in their new environment.
"I have a pretty good idea on where we're at." Renegade said knowing full well what type of show this is due to how colorful and lively everything looked.
"Hello there bird brains." Controlfreak said as he entered through the front door.
"It's over Controlfreak, so why don't you just hand yourself over right now." Renegade ordered the megalomaniac.
"Oh no you caught me, well I guess there's nothing else for me to do but uh, um... oh yeah give down." Controlfreak said with an evil smile on his face.
"You mean 'up' not down" Damian corrected which made all of the objects burst out screaming while the word 'up' is flashing in front of Renegade and Damian who were covering their ears.
"You just said the secret word!HA HA HA HA!" Pee Wee Herman said appearing behind them with a silly smile on his face.
"Did I ever tell you that I was never a big fan of this show?" Renegade asked with an annoyed look on his face.
"This is the first time you've brought it up- wait I mean." Damian said but it was too late.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
*Static*
"Oh goodie back in the great outdoors fan-fucking-tastic!" Jason said sarcastically to himself as he walked around in the woods.
"Looks like somebody got themselves lost on their way to grandma's house." Controlfreak taunted as he popped up from behind a tree.
"Adorable, now come on over here so I can kick your fat ass then get the hell out of this place." Jason stated as he started to approach the criminal.
"You know I never did appreciate all of those insults you made about my weight, and don't even get me started on all of those pig jokes! Now the tables are turned and you shall be the one who is called a piggy!" Controlfreak said with a sadistic smile before bursting out into laughter.
"Yeah I severely doubt that bacon fat." Jason stated before getting knocked to the ground and landing flat on his stomach and saw two hillbilly mountain men looming over him with one of them aiming a bow and arrow at his head.
"Oh I'm going to make this little piggy squeal real good, and I bet he has a real purdy mouth under this thing too." One of them stated as he stood over Jason's body with a sick, twisted, and sadistic grin on his face.
"Sqqqqqqqqqeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Little piggy! SSSSSSSSSSQQQQQQQQQEEEEEE!" The other one shouted out with hysterical laughter as his buddy started to do the same thing as he held Jason's head onto the ground.
*Static*
"Naruto this where we'll finally settle this once and for all." Sasuke said as he and Naruto Uzumaki stood on top of the two statues at the Valley of End preparing to clash for the finale time.
Before either of them could even begin Controlfreak suddenly appeared from out of nowhere and shoved Sasuke off of the statue sending him falling into the river down below and then pointed his remote towards Naruto and pressed the record button and absorbed his abilities leaving him feeling weak. He then turned the remote on himself and used it to gain Naruto's skills for himself, afterwards he took Naruto's headband and wrapped it around his own forehead.
"Alright Controlfreak give it up you're through." Rob stated holding a bird-a-rang in his hand ready to throw it at moments notice.
"Oh no this show is just getting started, in fact I'm about to get the ball rolling! TAILED BEAST BALL!" He shouted as an enormous amount of chakra started to form into a gigantic energy ball right in the palm of Controlfreaks hand.
"Hey that's mine." Naruto stated as he collapsed onto the ground and passed out.
"Catch!" Controlfreak shouted out as he threw the ball at Rob who for his part couldn't do anything but jump off of the statue and into depths below.
*Static*
"Looks like we're back in the woods again." Damian said as he and Renegade took in their new surroundings.
"Hey I'm just glad to be out of that playhouse, anymore time there and I would've definitely pulled a Jason." Renegade told him with a bit of relief in his voice.
"Lookout below!" rob shouted out from above as he landed on his back right in front of them.
"Rob!" They both yelled out in concern as they ran to see if he was alright.
"I'm fine guys." He told them as both Renegade and Damian helped him up to his feet.
"Where did you come from anyway?" Damian asked Rob out of curiosity.
"Let's just say I left a very dangerous game of dodge ball, so you guys have any clue on where Jason might be?" Rob asked and the only response he got was two shoulder shrugs.
"No clue but- Hey do you guys hear that noise? It's coming from over there." Renegade said as he followed to where the noise was coming from with Rob and Damian right behind him.
When reached the source of it they saw that it was Jason repeatedly and viciously punching a guy in the face to a bloody pulp while another one was laying on his stomach with an arrow sticking out of his ass as he was crying out in pain. Once Jason was done pounding the guy who tried to 'assault' him earlier, he lifted him up by his shirt and brought him towards his face.
"Now you go and tell the rest of your inbreed, redneck, hillbilly mountain buddies that if they even think about making the Red Hood 'Squeal like a piggy' I WILL CUT OFF THEIR DICK AND BALLS, THEN SHOVE THEM DOWN THEIR THROATS, SHIT IT OUT, AND THEN MAKE THEM EAT THEIR OWN SHIT!" Jason yelled out as he threw the now bloody and bruised man into a tree right next to his buddy with the arrow in him.
"Um, what happened here?" Renegade asked as he, Rob, and Damian approached Jason who was just radiating rage at the moment.
"Nothing." Jason answered as he wiped the blood off of his hands.
"Why is that guy not wearing any pants?" Rob asked pointing to the guy that Jason had just gotten done beating.
"Shut the hell up and stop asking so many damn questions! What we need to do is try to figure out where the hell Controlfreak is." Jason stated to the others who could see that it would be best to just drop this subject seeing as Jason looked like he was ready to kill someone at a drop of the hat.
*Static*
"Where are we now?" Rob asked as the four of them stood in the middle of a jungle.
"Looks like we're in some kind of jungle." Renegade pointed out to the others.
"Well no shit Sherlock." Jason pointed out unaware of the three red dots that suddenly appeared on his chest.
"Jason lookout!" Damian shouted out as he shoved Jason out of the way of a incoming laser ball that completely obliterated the tree behind him.
"Where in the world did that come from?" Rob asked pulling out his escrima sticks ready for a fight.
"Hey come on out here and fight us like man you little bitch!" Jason yelled out trying to lure out their mysterious assailant with his knife in hand.
Suddenly a 7' ft tall humanoid bipedal creature with dreadlocks, dark reptilian like skin, and it was wearing some kind of alien helmet that covered it's face appeared right in front of them from out of nowhere.
"You have got to be kidding me, a freaking Predator?!" Jason said in disbelief much to the shock of the others.
"We don't have time for this, we'll have to split up to cover more ground if we want to catch Controlfreak." Renegade instructed as he threw a smoke bomb onto the ground which blinded the Predator momentarily.
Once the smoke cleared Renegade, Rob, Jason, and Damian were all gone, but before the Predator could do anything else it found itself being teleported to a different location.
"The Predator, the Xenomorph or more commonly Known as the Alien, William J Johns, and of course Boba Fett; I summoned you all here because I have need of your abilities. You see I have a pesky 'bird' problem and you guys are right for the job, I command you all to seek out those annoying bird brains and completely obliterate them out of existence." Controlfreak ordered as he sent his minions away to handle their targets.
*Static*
"And now ladies and gentlemen we present our next act The Great Gonzo!" Kermit the Frog announced to the cheering crowd as Gonzo appeared on stage.
"Thank you ladies and gentlemen, now for tonight's trick I will fire myself out of this cannon and land directly onto the bullseye while trying to grab this apple off of a volunteer's head! So do I have any takers?" He asked as he looked around to see if anyone would like to join him on stage.
"Well I didn't expect to end up here in a theater." Rob said to himself as he walked onto the stage completely unaware of what was about to transpire.
"Perfect we have our volunteer; so tell me young man what is your name?" Gonzo asked as he approached the boy wonder.
"It's Rob which is short for Robin." Rob explained to the blue muppet with a confused look on his face.
"Well then I'm going to need to you to stand right here in this spot and next I am going to put this apple on your head, now I'm going to need you to stand perfectly still." Gonzo instructed as he headed over to where the cannon is and jumped right inside of it.
"You know that kid should consider changing his name to Duck." Waldorf started off from his spot in the balcony.
"Yeah because if he doesn't do that then he's going to end up a dead one!" Statler added causing both of them to laugh at their own joke.
"Camilla my dear you may light the fuse!" Gonzo instructed the white chicken who did as she was told and lit the fuse to the cannon as drum roll began to play in the background.
"Hey wait a second I don't remember even agreeing to this!" Rob stated not liking this one single bit with the cannon aiming in his direction.
"FIRE!" Gonzo shouted as he shot out of the cannon and flew right over Rob's head and right passed the bullseye, instead he ended up flying right into a few stage lights and props.
He then staggered right back onto the stage with a few of the stage lights dangling off of him and took a bow before the audience.
"Thank you! You've been a terrific audience!" Gonzo told them before fainting on the stage as the crowd clapped for him.
"I hope he's alright." Rob asked but before he could do anything several laser beams shot right passed his head causing him to duck for cover, he looked up and saw that it was Boba Fett shooting at him.
He threw a few bird-a-rangs at the intergalactic bounty hunter but Boba Fett was able to dodge them and Rob was about to throw some more at him but they got shot out of his hands instead.
"Wow you are good, but I don't think you can keep up with me." Rob said to the bounty hunter before throwing a smoke bomb onto the ground and disappeared once the smoke cleared.
"Now why can't all of the other acts be like that one?" Statler asked Waldorf who looked at him out of curiosity.
"Oh and what kind would that be?" Waldorf asked him.
"Simple, a disappearing act." Statler answered causing them both to laugh out loud again at the joke.
*Static*
(Dragon Tales theme songs plays)
Jason wished on a dragon scale and that's what started 'Dragon Tales' so he hopped on the back of his dragon friends and now his adventures never end!
"Why do I keep ending up in kids shows? Because if this is supposed to be some kind of a joke? I'm not laughing!" Red Hood Yelled out loud causing Max,Emmy, Enrique, Ord, Cassie, Zak, and Wheezie to back away from him.
"What do you think he's so mad about?" Cassie asked the others who, just like her, didn't have a single clue.
"I could give you a list of reasons on why I'm mad, but due to your age and the dark nature of some of them, I'm just going to skip to the most recent reason onto why I'm so raged filled right now, oh and for the record it involves an overweight geek who is going to be in for the beating of his soon to be short life." Red Hood stated with all of his words filled with hate for Controlfreak.
Before anyone could respond they all heard a noise coming from some nearby bushes, as soon as they started to approach them the Alien jumped out from behind them and roared a screech like sound causing the children and the dragons to runaway in fear of it.
"Finally! Now I have something to take some of my frustration out on, bring it you ugly son of bitch!" Jason shouted as he pulled out his knife and charged at the creature.
*Static*
"Thanks for not freaking out when I just suddenly appeared in your apartment." Renegade said to the two girls in front of him.
"Don't mention it, and thank you for giving us such a great rear view." Max said as she looked at Renegade's ass.
"Max! I'm sorry what she means is that you are welcome and that your outfit works for you plus it really brings out your... figure." Caroline said sneaking peak at Renegade's backside.
"Mind if I try to bounce this quarter off of that trunk of yours?"Max asked holding up a quarter in her hand with a smile on her face while Caroline looked at her with disbelief.
"That's the first time someone has ever asked me that, but sadly I'm in the middle of a job here so maybe next time." Renegade replied back to them with a charming smirk on face.
As he made his way towards the door it was suddenly kicked off of it's hinges and to Renegade's, along with the girls, surprise The Predator stormed right into the apartment and grabbed Renegade by his neck as he lifted him up into the air.
"You know it's considered rude to just bust in unannounced like that and not even knock first." Renegade gasped out as he reached into his cuff sleeves and pulled out two wing-dings then proceed to stab The Predator in it's wrists.
That caused it to let go of Renegade and then it attempted to pull the wing-dings out, but it didn't notice that Renegade had pulled out his eskrima sticks and began to beat it like a drum. Renegade then delivered a roundhouse kick which sent Predator right through the hallway wall.
"Duty calls ladies." He said as he winked at the two girls and ran out of the doorway.
"You think he got a brother?" Max asked Caroline who was thinking the same thing.
*Static*
"Is there any chance that we could just talk this out?" Damian asked as he continued to dodged some of J Johns shots at him through frozen tundra.
As Damian continued to avoid getting hit he didn't see where he was going and ended up sliding down a steep hill and ended up hitting a tree causing a slush of snow to fall on top of him along with an acorn. Then suddenly a prehistoric squirrel with fangs, also known a Scrat, fell out of the tree and landed right on top of Damian's head and began to desperately look around for something, it then cast it's gaze onto the acorn and affectionately hugged it not wanting to be separated from it again.
Then Johns appeared in front of Damian with his gun aimed right at the young boy's head ready to blow it off, that was until Damian got an idea; he snatched the acorn from out of Scrat's hands and threw it at Johns who caught it effortlessly with smirk.
"You shouldn't have done that" Damian said with a smirk of his own, because that was when Scrat went nuts and lunged itself at Johns, as he began to claw, scratch, and bite Johns arm and face without mercy.
While he was distracted by all of this Damian took out a pair of bolos and threw them at Johns which caused them to wrap themselves around him. Not missing a beat, Damian charged him and knocked him onto the snow covered ground.
"Looks like you've got things wrapped up around here." Renegade quipped as he ran up behind Damian.
"I guess I do, so what should we do with this guy?" Damian asked pointing towards Johns who was trying to get himself free from the rope.
"Right now I think we should run." Renegade answered back much to the confused boy wonder's chagrin.
"How come?" He asked and soon enough his question was answered when he saw Predator aiming it's gun at them and then started to open fire.
"Let's move now!" Renegade instructed as he and Damian took off.
*Static*
"And now you kids know that violence never solves anything." Mr. Brady said to his children with a warm smile on his face as they along with his wife agreed with his words of wisdom.
Then without warning Red Hood just came flying through the window with the Alien jumping right through it as well. This caused the Brady Bunch to runaway in terror of the monster as it lunged itself at Red Hood, luckily Red Hood dodged out of the way which caused it to hit the wall instead.
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" Red Hood screamed as he jumped onto Alien's back and started to stab it repeatedly with his knife, but unfortunately it's blood was like acid and started to melt the knife away.
So he threw the knife to the side and started to punch the side of it's face, but it grabbed him with it's claws and threw Red Hood right into the kitchen where the rest of the family were hiding.
"Oh yeah I am so going to enjoy dissecting this ugly bastard." Red Hood said as he pulled out a pair of guns.
"Sir, we don't allow weapons in our home." Mrs. Brady pointed out to Red Hood.
"No offense but there are a lot of things you guys don't allow here." Red Hood responded back as the Alien burst through the door and He opened fire at it.
The sound of the gunfire caused the Brady family to duck and cover their ears to block out the noise, but to their shock the Alien was still standing and from the looks of things it just looked annoyed.
"Well that didn't work." Red Hood said to himself as he dropped the guns to his sided and then grabbed a butcher knife then threw it at Alien hitting it in it's forehead.
"Good aim there." Rob said coming through the back door and stood right beside Jason.
"Thanks, how are things on your end?" Red Hood asked the young boy wonder.
"Well let's just say I brought some company with me." Rob answered as Boba Fett shot a hole into the wall and walked right through it and stood right beside Alien.
"Rob if this guy was giving you trouble then you should really consider spending more time training and less time butchering the English language." Red Hood pointed out to the young boy.
"I'll keep that in mind, let's regroup with Renegade and Damian." Rob stated as he and Red Hood head out the back door with Boba Fett and Alien right behind them leaving the Bradys all alone.
"Looks like I'm going to need a bigger broom for this one." Alice said as she entered the house and saw gigantic mess that Jason made with his fight with Alien.
*Static*
"We interrupt this program to bring you this emergency broadcast signal, this is merely a test." the announcer said as Rob, Renegade, Red Hood, and Damian found themselves surrounded by Controlfreak's minions and who began to close in on the four heroes who were ready to throw down with them.
"This concludes our emergency broadcast signal there was no real emergency, this was merely a test so you now you can resume your regularly scheduled program." The announcer said as the for heroes had just gotten done fighting the villains.
*Static*
"Okay that was a pretty intense fight back there." Damian pointed out to the other three.
"Hey keep in mind that we did kick their asses after all." Red Hood stated holding both of Johns and Boba Fett's weapons.
"I wonder were we are now?" Rob asked the others out of curiosity.
"Well let's just hope it's somewhere safe for us." Renegade told them sounding a bit tired.
"We now return to our Lifetime movie of the week." The Female announce said to the viewing audience.
"We're leaving right now!" Renegade ordered as they followed him towards the nearest exit.
*Static*
"Looks like we're in a school setting this time." Damian pointed out as he watched some of the students walk by.
"From the looks of things this is a collage show, and why do you two look so shocked?" Rob asked when saw the wide eyed expressions on Renegade's and Red Hood's faces.
"Holy crap are we seriously in what I think we're in?" Red Hood asked no one in particular as he tried to contain his joy.
"Oh yeah we are definitely in that show alright." Renegade said with the same joy as Red Hood.
"You guys care to share with us on exactly where we are?" Rob asked the two older boys who looked like they were ready to ditch him and Damian at a moments notice.
"We're in 'Co-ed Confidential' !" They both said at the same time which took both Rob and Damian by surprise.
"I think it's safe to say that you two are fans of this show." Rob teased them with a little smirk on his face.
"Hey we're giving away flyers for a bake sale we're having later, would you guys like to have one?" Ophelia asked as she and Karen held the flyers in their arms.
"Sure." Renegade and Red Hood said at the same time as the girls each handed them a flyer for the bake sale.
"By the way your outfits looks really nice." Karen complimented as she and Ophelia left the boys to their own business while Renegade and Red Hood just looked on at the two girls.
"Something tells we might need give you guys a minute, but from the looks on your faces you might need more than a minute." Rob chuckled at the two of them.
"Guys we have a job to do remember?" Damian pointed out getting their attention back on the mission at hand.
"If we didn't have to deal with Controlfreak I would..." Red Hood trailed off as certain 'thoughts' started to enter his head but came back to his senses when he remembered that Rob and Damian was right in front of him.
"I hear you brother, um yeah, anyway let's go guys." Renegade instructed as the four of them left the collage campus.
*Static*
The next place they ended up was a city that had a black and white film noire feel to it, it was pouring down rain and in a way the city had corrupt and depressing feel to it.
"Holy fuck we're in 'Sin City'!" Red Hood shouted in Fanboy delight at the fact they are now in one of his favorite movies.
"We're basically in his own little version of Disneyland." Renegade said to both Rob and Damian who both knew how much Jason loved this movie.
Before any of them could do anything else they suddenly found themselves surrounded by several bikers, thugs, a couple hookers, a few crooked cops on all sides out for blood. Each of them were all holding a weapon of sorts ready to go in for the kill; then the boys all heard someone laughing from the atop of a building and spotted Controlfreak.
"You might've gotten passed my little boss squad, but let's see if you guys can take on this little army of mine." He told them before disappearing.
"Oh man I am so going to enjoy this." Red Hood stated as he loaded Boba Fett's and John's weapons.
"Well at least one of us is happy about this situation." Renegade said as they all charged at Controlfreak's little army.
*Jump City 10:16 pm*
"Well it looks like it's lights out for Dr. Light" Beast boy said trying to be funny as the police hauled Dr. Light away.
"Now that that's out of the way we can finally get back to the tower for some well earned relaxation ." Cyborg said to the rest of the Titans.
"Yeah I bet the others are probably back there right now just chilling and watching the tube." Beast Boy added to Cyborg's comment.
"I wouldn't be too sure of that." Raven said as she pointed towards the jumbo tron in the middle of city.
The other Titans looked to where she was pointing at and saw on the TV screen that Renegade, Rob, Red Hood, and Damian were all fighting off against an army of armed thugs and such. That was when they all began to wonder on how the guys ended up not just on TV, but inside it as well and then it hit them.
"CONTROLFREAK!" They all said together coming to the same realization.
"He has trapped them in the television just has done to us in the past." S tarfire said to the other titans who shuddered at the memory of that encounter with Controlfreak.
"Cyborg track down the location of where that break in occurred earlier, if we hurry then we might be able to get there in time to help them." Richard ordered his robotic teammate who was doing just that.
"Got it, we better hurry if we want to save them." Cyborg told the others who all nodded their heads in agreement and headed towards their new destination hoping that they weren't too late.
*With the boys*
"You guys think he's going to give up yet?" Damian asked as he panted from exhaustion as he held onto his bruised arm.
"I doubt it, from the looks of things I think it's safe to say that he's wearing us down." Renegade answered leaning against a wall with a few cuts over the top part of his body.
"Well then we need to find him and put an end to this as fast as possible." Rob told them as he wiped the blood away from his lip.
"I don't know about you guys but this was pretty fun, I haven't enjoyed myself that much in years." Red Hood told them smiling under his helmet as he sat on top of the pile of bodies of their defeated foes with not much damage done to him, while the others just simply groaned at his comment.
*Static*
(R&B music starts playing in the background)
"Why did we just end up in such a small place?" Rob asked in singing a voice that he knew that didn't belong to him.
"Oh man I know where we are, this is that song about that guy who had to hide himself in a closet, oh man when I get my hands on control freak I'm putting my boots right in chubby face!" Red Hood sung out in the same voice as Rob.
"Calm down man, you know we can't do anything as long as Controlfreak has that damn remote in his hands, so before we make our next move we need to come up with a plan." Renegade explained through song.
"Hey wait a minute I have an idea on how we can stop controlfreak, but in order for us to put this plan into action I'm going to need you two to act as a distraction.." Damian stated pointing at both Renegade and Red Hood.
"Got it, no time lose so come on and let's go Jason." Renegade said as he opened the door to the closet and ran out of it.
"Fine, whatever Grayson." He replied back and ran out the closet with Rob and Damian right behind him much the shock of Sylvester, Cathy, Rufus, and Chuck who were all wondering 'what the fuck?'.
"Now to all of y'all out there who's still reading this story, you might want to set back, relax, because we're about to hit, the climax." The singing narrator stated as he walked out the closet wearing a white suit and then proceeded to pull out a remote control and changed the channel.
*Static*
In a mountainous landscape Renegade and Red Hood stood there side by side just waiting for Controlfreak to show up ready to confront them in the hopes of buying Rob and Damian time so their plan can take effect.
"You really think he's going to show up here?" Renegade asked Red Hood who was keeping a lookout for their target.
"Positive, nerds like him will always pick places like this to try and make themselves look badass, trust me they do it all the time in Anime." He pointed out.
"Didn't really take you for the type who would watch Anime, unless it was the kind that ventured into the more mature content." Renegade teased but before Red Hood could respond to that they heard a voice call out to them.
"Well, well, well it looks like two little birds just flew right into my clutches. Hey what happened to the two little squabs?" Controlfreak asked from right behind the two former boy wonders.
"I wouldn't worry too much about those two, if I were you I'd be more worried about what we're about to do to that ugly face of yours." Red Hood stated as he got into a fighting stance.
"Alright Controlfreak we're pulling you off the air right here right now!" Renegade stated as he pulled out his pair of escrima sticks and Red Hood pulled out a knife and the both of them charged at Controlfreak.
Controlfreak for his part just stood there calmly watching the two of them come at him, so he just simply let out a small yawn and put his fist out, and then quickly opened it sending out a powerful shockwave which sent Renegade and Red Hood flying several miles backwards.
*Static*
"What the hell just happened?" Red Hood asked as he Renegade both tried to stand back up while taking notice that they just ended up at some kind of costume party.
"He just sent us flying right into another show is what just happened." Renegade explained as he rubbed the back of his head.
"Not a bad outfit, very good attention to detail, but of course it's not as awesome as mine though, this is worthy of costumed hi-five!" Barny Stinson said to Renegade dressed as a fighter pilot with his had held up.
"Um thanks." Renegade said as he gave Barny a hi-five, but suddenly Controlfreak burst through the wall which got of the party goers attention.
"You two have no idea on what you're dealing with here do you? Well I'll give you a clue; you are dealing with the things that can make your worst nightmare come true! You're messing with someone who is the end to your beginning; I am your alpha and your omega! I am"
"Starting to get on my last damn nerve so can you just shut the hell up and fight?" Red Hood yelled more annoyed than ever with Controlfreak.
"Alright then fine have it your way, KAIO-KEN!" He yelled out as a reddish aura suddenly surrounded his entire body while looked at Red Hood with devilish grin on his face.
"Kaio what?" Red Hood asked before suddenly being punched so hard that it shattered his helmet completely and sent him flying right into building across the street.
Before Reneged could do anything he suddenly and unexpectedly found himself on the receiving end of a powerful stomach kick which sent him flying right into the same building that Red Hood went through earlier.
*Static*
"Oh man, I can't believe that I just got bum-rushed by that fat little turd." Red Hood groaned as tried his best to stand on his own two feet, while at the same time placing a hand on his aching head.
Then without any warning Renegade came crashing through the wall opposite of Red Hood, which surprised him a bit to say the least. He was about to check on him until a piece of the wall right next to his head was blown off by a gunshot which caused him to duck for cover.
"who the hell is firing at us?" Red Hood yelled out and as if on que a man wearing a flannel jacket, dingy blue jeans, and black shirt walked in holding up a sawed-off shotgun with a taller man right behind him.
"You guys alright?" Dean Winchester asked as he examined both Red Hood and Renegade.
"Oh yeah we're just peachy keen, what the hell do you think jackass?" Red Hood asked as he got into Dean's face.
"For the record that first shot was an accident, and buddy we might end up with another 'accident' if you don't take a step back." Dean threatened right back at Red Hood.
"Oh please like I'm afraid of that little peashooter you're holding, I've seen pellet guns that fire better shots than that thing." Red Hood said not backing down.
"Is that so? Well then maybe we should test that little theory of yours out then shall we?" Dean asked as he aimed the gun at Red Hood's chest.
"Dean we really don't have time for this." Sam pointed out to his older brother.
"He's right, we should really be getting a move on." Renegade said as he grabbed Red Hood's arm.
"Not now!" Dean and Red Hood both said at the same time as neither man took their eyes off of the other one.
Before anything else could happen Controlfreak suddenly appeared out of nowhere and then clapped both of his hands together creating a powerful shockwave knocking all four men onto the ground.
"We're finish this later." Red Hood told Dean as he and Renegade made a run for while leaving behind two confused Winchesters.
*Static*
"Well will you look at that, we're in somebody's basement." Red Hood said with mock enthusiasm.
(Pans over to Renegade)
"Yeah I noticed that captain obvious, hey are you guys okay?" Renegade asked the four shocked boys who was just staring at him and Red Hood.
(Pans over to Eric Forman)
"You guys just appeared out of nowhere and right into my basement." Eric said a little surprised.
(Pans over to Fez)
"You guys, I think that they might be spirits here to take our souls." Fez stated in a worried tone of voice.
(Pans over to Kelso)
"Don't be silly Fez they're not sprits, you aren't are you? Because if you are then you don't want my soul because I'm still using it, take Hyde's!" Kelso said as he pointed over to his friend.
(Pans over to Hyde)
"Gee Kelso you are such a good friend for offering up my soul, oh wait one little problem I have no soul." Hyde stated to his friend as he glared at Kelso.
(Pans over to Kelso)
"Oh really? Crap! Well then in that case take Eric's."
(Pans over to Renegade)
"You guys need to get whelmed, we're not spirits here to take your souls alright?"
(Pans over to Eric)
"Wait did you just say 'whelmed'? What kind of word is 'whelmed' anyway?"
(Pans over to Red Hood)
"It's something we picked up from our friend Rob, he likes to butcher the English language by using worlds like 'Whelmed', 'Turbing', 'Traught', 'Chalant, and 'Aster' I'm pretty sure there are more words out he's destroyed."
(Pans over to Hyde)
"Really? That's pretty dumb."
(Pans over to Red Hood)
"THANK YOU! See? I told you it was stupid, but no you guys want to encourage him to keep doing it."
(Pans over to Kelso)
" 'Aster' that's pretty funny 'aster', how about 'asster'? Or maybe dumbass...ter?"
(Pans over to Eric)
"Congratulations Kelso you just learned a new word, I have question for you guys that I'm pretty sure didn't get answered, where did you come from?"
(Pans over to Renegade)
"Would you believe me if I said that we're from the real world where your world is a TV show and we got sucked into it by a nerd, and then we had to fight our way through several other shows and movies while at the same time try and stop this guy?"
(Pans over to Fez)
"Wait are you saying that our lives is nothing more than a TV show? Sweet! I can't wait to meet all of my loyal and adoring fans out there."
(Pans over to Hyde)
"How do you know that this isn't the real world and that your lives are the TV show and we're the ones trapped inside of it? Or maybe all of our lives and everything we ever knew was created by someone else and then other people who like the stuff we do decided to make stories of their own about us that was fabricated in their heads to make it all seem real to us?"
(Pans over to Red Hood)
"Wow, that's some philosophical stuff there."
(Pans over to Kelso)
"Don't you mean that's some 'philastersophical' stuff right there?"
(Pans over to a laughing Controlfreak)
"Oh man I really love this show!"
(Pans over to a shocked Renegade)
"Time to go!" He said jumping out of his seat.
(Pans over to Red Hood)
"Wait up damnit!" He said running right behind Renegade.
*Static*
Standing right in front of the entrance to the sprit world, Avatar Korra and Asami both stood there hand in hand gazing to each other eyes ready to take the first step into the spirit world together, that was until Asami noticed something odd.
"Why are those guys staring at us like that?" She asked Korra who then turned around and saw Renegade, Red Hood, and even Controlfreak just standing there like they were expecting something to happen.
Once the guys saw that the two girls noticed them they quickly resumed their battle, which was Controlfreak knocking both Renegade and Red Hood aside and then proceeded to use his remote control on Korra to gain her Avatar abilities for himself.
"Let me show you boys a little bending." He said sadistically as he made several body movements which Red Hood looked at him with a confused look on his face.
"What the hell is he supposed to be doing anyway?" Red Hood asked before he unexpectedly got punched in the face by Renegade.
"Sorry, I don't know what's happening but something tells me it has to do with the way Controlfreak is acting right now." Renegade stated as his body continued to attack Red Hood without his consent.
"This little trick is called blood bending, dance puppet dance!" Controlfreak shouted out as he took total control of Renegade's body.
"You need to-OW! Don't attack me-OW! Wait are you doing this on purpose?" Renegade asked as Red Hood punched him again.
"Why would you think that?" Red Hood asked innocently with a little smile on his face as he kicked Renegade in the gut.
"I am going to get you for this, but until then go after Controlfreak!" He ordered to his younger brother who simply groaned and charged at Controlfreak.
Controlfreak simply smirked and then stomped his foot onto the ground causing huge chunk of the earth to pop up and fired it at the charging Red Hood who quickly dodged out of the way. Red Hood then threw a few shurikens at Controlfreak who just melted them away with his firebending, annoyed Red Hood pulled out a gun and was about to fire off a few rounds but Controlfreak simply shielded himself with a stone slab and then retaliated with a few water bullets of his own.
Renegade was charging in to help Red Hood but he found himself caught in a powerful gust of wind and was blown back several feet into the air and landed right beside Red Hood. Before either of them could make their next move they suddenly felt a pair of hands grabbed hold of them, they looked down and saw that the hands were coming from the ground.
"Hey Renegade, do you remember today's secrete word?" Controlfreak asked as he looked at agitated expression on the older male's face.
"You wouldn't." Renegade said knowing full well what Controlfreak was about to do next, much to the confusion of Red Hood of course.
"That's right; UP!" Controlfreak shouted as he made the two rock like hands toss both of them high into the sky and then proceeded propel himself into the sky right after them.
Once he saw them in his sights he started to form a mini tornado in the palm of his hands which then grew into a giant tornado and engulfed the boys.
"I HOPE WE DON'T END UP IN OZ!" Renegade shouted out to Red Hood as they spun around inside of the tornado.
*Static*
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" The both of them screamed as they fell out of the sky and landed right in front of four kids who saw them fall from the sky.
"Oh man, I think I'm going to be sick again; well looks like we're not in Oz or Kansas for that matter." Red Hood said as he looked at the four kids who was just staring at the two of them.
"Yeah, hey I heard that Tim is a big fan of this show." Renegade said as he tried his best to regain his balance.
"Hey are you guys alright? That looked like a pretty nasty fall." Ash Ketchum asked as he approached the two of them.
"Don't worry kid we're fine, just a few broken bones and some possible internal bleeding is all." Red Hood said jokingly as he stood up holding onto his ribs.
Before anything else could be did Controlfreak appeared and he was ready to continue his fun with them.
"I am really getting tired of this, hey if it isn't too much trouble but could you possibly... electro ball that guy for us? Believe me he is not a good person." Renegade asked Ash as he pointed to Controlfreak.
"Sure, Pikachu use Electro Ball!" Ash ordered as his yellow Poke`mon launched a ball of electricity right at Controlfreak's fact temporarily stunning him.
"Thanks man." Renegade said as he patted Ash on the back and ran off in the opposite direction.
"We owe you one, oh by the way she likes you." Red Hood said as he pointed to a now blushing Serena and followed behind Renegade.
*Static*
(Hare Hare Yuaki Theme songs starts playing in the background)
The next place that the guys ended up at was inside of a clubroom while an upbeat pop song is being played in the background as they both began to perform a strange dance with five Japanese high school kids dancing between them. Renegade was dancing next to a boy wearing what appeared to the male version of their school uniform with his jacket opened and had a annoyed look on his face that practically screamed that he really didn't want to be there; on the other side Red Hood was dancing next to a boy who was wearing the same outfit as the other one, but unlike the one next to Renegade he had an ever present smile on his face.
The three girls dancing in the middle, which consisted of a brunette with short hair that came down to the back of her neck with a yellow ribbon in it, a girl with short violet hair with two bangs hanging down on the side of her face and she was wearing a dark brown jacket over her uniform, and a girl with long orange hair with noticeable 'assets'.
To both of their surprises Renegade and Red Hood was able to flawlessly perform the strange and some what embarrassing dance.
"No one can never know about this." Renegade told Red Hood who nodded his head in agreement as they both ran out the clubroom hoping to put some distance between them and what just went down inside of that clubroom.
*Static*
"I don't know how much longer I can keep this shit up." Red Hood painted as he felt like he was about to reach his limits.
"Same here, I just hope we bought the boys enough time." Renegade said as he and Red Hood rested in the open field as a boy wearing a white hat over his head standing next to a talking orange dog watched them.
"Hey Jake, where do you think those guys came from?" Finn the Human asked his best friend Jake the dog.
"No clue man, but they look human just like you." Jake told Finn, but before anything else could be said and done Controlfreak blew the two heroes away with his airbending and confronted Renegade and Red Hood.
"You know that electro ball to the face wasn't cool." Controlfreak said with an annoyed look on his face.
"No it was downright hilarious actually." Red Hood said with chuckle as well as Renegade who thought the little comment was.
"Oh yeah? Well let's see if you two think this is funny then, SHADOW CLONE JUTSU!" He said as he put his fingers together and suddenly twenty more versions of himself started to appear around Renegade and Red Hood.
"This is the last time I act as a distraction." Red Hood growled out as he stood back to back with Renegade.
"Fight now complain later." Renegade told him as the Controlfreak clones charged at the two heroes.
Without missing a beat the two former boy wonders began fighting back at the clones, and lucky for them the clones disappeared into smoke the moment they were hit. Once they were done with the clones they sat their sights on the real deal.
"Come." Controlfreak simply said but to his surprise Red Hood had threw a small round object right at Controlfreak who easily caught it. He didn't much of it at first, that is until it exploded in his face temporarily blinding his eyes with some kind of purple substance.
"NOW!" Red Hood ordered as he and Renegade charged at the blind Controlfreak.
Renegade gave Controlfreak a quick left jab to the face, then Red Hood gave him a furious right punch into his stomach, and followed up with an uppercut to his chin. When he got back up Renegade rushed at him and delivered a series of swift kicks to him, then he pulled out his escrima sticks and started pound Controlfreak with them. Then finally Renegade and Red Hood both fired their grappling hooks at the two trees behind Controlfreak and propelled themselves at him and then they both punched square in the face at the same time sending him flying into a rock.
"Had enough?" Renegade asked hoping that the villain was done for, but sadly he was wrong.
"Not bad, now it's my turn." Controlfreak said as he jumped right back up without any sign of injury what so ever. He then clapped both of his hands together and slammed them onto the ground to produce an alchemy circle and then all of a sudden Renegade and Red Hood found themselves dodging several metal spikes popping up out of the ground trying to impale them.
As they dodged them they failed to notice that Controlfreak suddenly appeared behind them and kicked the both of them in their backs which sent them flying forward, then he reappeared right in front of the two and kicked them right in their guts which sent them flying backwards. He then repeated the process of knocking pair back in forth like they were a ball; getting tired of this he decided to waterbend the nearby river and then proceeded to wrap their arms and legs to the trees with the water from the river.
Then he took some more water from the river and formed a whip with it and then proceeded to attack the two former boy wonders with it, and once he was done with that he made a chunk of dirt pop up out of the ground and broke it into several little pieces of pebbles and fired them at the two boys like they were bullets. This caused both Renegade and Red Hood to scream out in agony and pain as each of the pebbles made contact with their skin, much to the enjoyment of Controlfreak.
"Now behold, as you are about to experience one of the most powerful techniques in television history!" Controlfreak shouted as he let out a loud yell which caused the entire ground to shake.
"Oh you have got to kidding me!" Renegade yelled out knowing full well were Controlfreak was going to with this.
Soon Controlfreak's hair started to change from orange to a golden yellow color and started to stand on it's own, his eyes changed to an emerald green, and soon his body was covered in a golden aura around his body. Once this transformation was complete he floated into the air and then he cupped his hands together and began to say a certain chant.
"Ka...me...ha...me...HA!" He screamed as he fired the powerful beam of destructive energy at his two targets who couldn't do anything but wait for the inevitable to happen. The only thing that was left on their minds was that they hoped that they had bought Rob and Damian enough time to stop Controlfreak.
"FREEZE!" A voice called out which stopped the Kamehameha beam dead in it's tracks, which surprised Renegade, Red Hood, and even Controlfreak as well; luckily for Renegade and Red Hood it was only a few inches away from them.
"Looks like we got here just in the nick of time." Rob said with Damian right beside him holding up a remote control of their own.
"What do you say we get rid these shall we." Damian said as he pointed the Remote at the Kamehameha wave and then pressed the 'delete' button on the remote which caused the attack to completely vanished. Then he pointed it to water that had Renegade and Red Hood stuck to the trees and deleted those as well.
"Looks like he really did a number on you guys." Rob said as he examined the cuts, bruises, and the blood dripping down the side of their faces.
"What the hell took you guys so long?!" Red Hood yelled at the two young boys as he leaned against a tree for support.
"Yeah sorry about that guys, but don't worry we're going to fix you both up right now." Damian said as he aimed the remote at them and pressed the 'fix' button on it.
Soon Renegade and Red Hood was covered in a bright light and in a moment of seconds the light faded the boys looked good as new. All of the damage and fatigue that they sustained from earlier were now gone they couldn't be happier for that, while Controlfreak on the other hand was looking a little dumbfounded to say the least.
"Hey no fair! I'm the only one around here allowed to have a super cool universal remote control remote! Where did you guys even get that anyway?" Controlfreak asked as he continued to throw a temper tantrum.
"Oh we have our sources." Rob said with a smirk on his face as he looked over at Damian who he knew was thinking the same thing he was.
(Danvile)
"I'm sure glad that we were able to help those two boys out with trying to stop an evil villain." Phineas said to his step brother Ferb.
(Land of Ooo)
"And by the way this isn't a universal remote, it's a omniversal remote and it comes with way better features than yours." Rob explained with a superior grin on his face which only annoyed Controlfreak.
"Oh yeah, well let's see how it handles a BIG BANG ATTACK!" He yelled out as he formed a giant ball of energy in the palm of his hand and let it loose on them.
"I don't think so." Damian said as he pressed the 'delete' button and made the ball vanish into thin air.
"What?!" Controlfreak shouted in disbelief as he watched his attack disappear like that before his eyes.
"I think it's time we pull him off the air once and for all." Renegade suggested as the other three nodded their heads in agreement.
So Damin aimed the remote at Controlfreak, who was still shocked at how they were able to get rid of his attack like that. Then before he knew it Damian had pressed the 'eject' button on the remote control which caused Controlfreak to lose every single last one of his skills that he stolen from the various other characters he encountered earlier. Once they were all gone Controlfreak suddenly fell to the ground like a rock and landed right in front of Rob, Damian, Renegade, and Red Hood.
"Consider yourself canceled." Damian said much to the annoyance of Controlfreak.
"Oh yeah? Well we'll see about that!" Controlfreak said as he reach for his remote only to find that he no longer had it.
"The omniversal remote wasn't the only thing we brought back with us." Rob commented to a now nervous Controlfreak.
(Danvile)
"Hey where's Perry?" Phineas asked his brother as he tried to figure out what happened to their pet Platypus.
"I believed that they wanted to borrow him as well." Ferb explained to his step brother in a calm tone of voice.
"Oh yeah I forgot." Phineas said with a smile back on his face.
(Land of Ooo)
Controlfreak then turned his attention to a clattering noise he heard behind him and saw a green duck-billed platypus wearing a fedora on his head and standing on his feet with the remote in his paws. Before Controlfreak could make a move, Perry quickly pressed the 'pause' button on it freezing Controlfreak in place. He then tossed the remote over to Rob who easily caught it, afterwards he pulled out a jet-pack and gave the boys a salute before flying off.
"CURSE YOU PERRY THE PLATYPUS!" Controlfreak yelled out in his frozen state.
"Well what do you guys say we get out here?" Damian suggested to the other three as he held the omniversal remote control in his hand.
"Not just yet, there's still one more thing left to do here. So what do you think 'PG-13' or 'R' rated?" Renegade asked as he cracked his knuckles at a nervous looking Controlfreak.
"Oh I was thinking more along the lines of 'NC-17'." Red Hood stated as he held up a broken tree branch as he gave a now crying Controlfreak a sinister smirk.
(Jump City 10:37 pm)
"My scanners says that this was their last known location." Cyborg stated to the other Titans as they began to search the electronic store for their missing friends.
Before anything else could be done they heard a strange noise coming from behind one of the doors and then the titans noticed a strange was being emitted from behind it. With caution they approached the door and readied themselves for whatever might be on the other side of it; Richard nodded to Cyborg, who had his arm cannon ready, to open the door and once the door was opened they were all surprised by what they saw.
"Sorry guys you missed the show but we did bring you back a little present." Renegade told the titans as he, Rob, Damian, and Red Hood stood in front of a giant remote control with several weirs from the TVs hooked up to it.
"Don't worry though, we didn't break him too much." Red Hood said as he held up bruised and beaten Controlfreak by the back of his shirt.
(Robins Nest 11:10 pm)
"Thanks again guys for helping us capture Controlfreak." Richard said from the computer screen.
"Hey don't mention it, despite everything that happened it was kind of fun." Rob admitted to the Titan leader.
"Though I doubt that Renegade and Jason would feel the same way." Damian pointed out to Rob and Richard which made laugh at the comment.
"Well anyway you come back to the tower and hang with use for a while if you want." Richard offered the boys with a warm smile on his face.
"Thanks for the offer but I think we had enough fun for one night, we'll talk to you later." Rob said as he politely turned down the offer.
"Fair enough, well talk to you guys later." Richard said as he signed off from his end.
"Man this must've been like my fourth shower now since we got back." Jason said as he walked into the room wearing nothing but a white tank top and a pair of blue shorts with a towel over his neck.
"I think it's your fifth one tonight." Rob pointed out to him.
"Well as long as it washes off the stench of having my ass handed to me by that dork then I don't care how many showers I have to take. Hey how did the TV get fixed?" He asked as he walked over to it, because if he remembered correctly it had a chair sticking out of it.
"Oh we fixed it with the omniversal remote control." Damian explained to the now surprised Jason Todd.
"Wait a minute I thought you guys gave that thing back to those two kids while Grayson and I were busy beating 50 shades of red into Controlfreak." Jason said as he took a seat on the couch.
"Well we going to return it but Phineas and Ferb told us to keep, since they did make it for us and all." Rob told him as he leaned on the wall.
"Holy crap you mean to tell me that we now have in our possession a device that can break several laws of physics? Hell yeah! Where is it? I have a few places I want to pay a visit too." Jason asked as he searched around for the remote control.
"Yeah about that, you see Renegade has it with him." Damian answered as he rubbed the back of his neck.
"We told him about it too and well let's just say he wanted to borrow it for a while, but he wanted us to tell you that left a little surprise for you in your room." Rob told him with a little smirk on his face.
"Yeah he said something about some 'lovely ladies who is just dying to see you.' His words not ours" Damian added with the same smirk on his face just like Rob's.
"Wow that sure is nice of him; well in that case I'm not going to keep them waiting then." Jason said as he headed towards his room with a bit of anticipation.
The moment he opened the door he found himself being talked to the ground by none other than Pinkie Pie who was just hopping up and down on top of Jason's chest; not long afterwards Twilight Sparkle, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, and Rarity right behind her just watching what's happening in front of them.
"Hey it's great to see you again; your friend told us that you were just dying to see us again and how much you missed us!" She said full of joy and excitement.
"You two knew about this didn't you?!" Jason asked both Rob and Damian who was just laughing their asses off at the moment.
"For the record we regret nothing!" Rob said in between his laughter.
"Don't worry your friend Renegade said he'll be back soon once he's bought the cupcakes." Twilight told the annoyed Jason who suddenly figured out where Renegade went.
"GRAYSON!" Jason screamed out at the top of his lungs.
(With Renegade)
"I have to admit that these are some great cupcakes." Renegade complimented as he took another bite of his cupcake.
"Thanks, but you didn't have to buy all of them though." Ophelia pointed out to him.
"Hey I just wanted to help you out with the cause is all." Renegade told her with that charming smile of his.
"Well thank you for all of your generous donations then." Ophelia said as she cuddled up next to Renegade in the bed.
"Don't mention it, now what do you say we see what's on TV?" Renegade asked as he took the omniversial remote and changed the channel.
A/N: Well there you go guys' chapter 21 done and finished.
Now I want to clear a few things up like the part with Jason and those mountain men, for the record they did not make him squeal like a piggy. He fought back before any of that could happen to him; also yes Renegade did in fact have sex with Ophelia at the end.
I had this ending in my head since 2012 and at first I was going to go with 'Don't trust the B in Apartment 23' then I was going to use '2 Broke Girls' but I changed it at the last minute though and went with 'Co-Ed Confidential' instead. Hey I have to have at least one of them live up to the reputation that is Dick Grayson.
Here is a list of the shows I used.
Harry Potter
Texas Chainsaw Massacre
My little pony friendship is magic
Fast and the furious
Sin City
R. Kelly's trapped in the closet
That 70's show
Pokémon
Adventure Time
Legend of Korra
Deliverance
Pee-Wee's Playhouse
Dragon Tales
Phineas and Ferb
Haurhi Suzumiya (type in Hare, Hare Yukai on youtube and watched the video to see the dance)
DBZ
Naruto
The muppets
2 Broke Girls
Ice Age
The Brady Bunch
And many more.
Leave a review and I will see you guys later.
Startler: You think we should review this thing?
Waldorf: Why wasn't viewing it once bad enough?
Startler/Waldorf: DOH HA HA HA HA HA!