The insane tales of MLP

chapter 21

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A new aspiring porn director has opened up a studio in Ponyville, he has handsome men ready...he just needs some sexy babes and luckily, a lot have lined up.

"Whoa...I didn't think this many mares and a bunch of other non pony females wanted to do this." The director said to himself as he looked out the window.

"So how will we interview them boss?" Asked Spike.

"Simple. I want you to interview them and ask these following questions." he handed Spike a clipboard with some paper on it.

"Right-o! Though, that's a lot of auditions..."

"So? Get the guys who are working today to help you."

"Ah, of course! Don't worry boss, we'll get you the best!"

"That's what I like to hear."

"Alright, hello there miss chest!" Spike greeted.

"How rude...talk dirty to me more young man!" Said Ms. Harshwhinny.

"Ooh, you'd be perfect for cougar movies!"

"Thank you."

"T...Twilight's parents?!" Spike gasped in shock.

"Hey, we wanna do at least one movie together." Twilight Velvet said as she foreshadowed A Velvet Silver Lining.

"I'll see what I can getcha."

"Next." Said Thunderlane.

"Hey!"

"Limestone Pie?" Said Big Mac.

"Yeah, Marble is with you, Pinkie is with that Cheese Sandwich, Maud has a weird love for Boulder, but I wanna find a guy for myself as well! Check out this body!" She said as she cut off her own clothes with her eyebrows.

"We might be able to get you with Big Mac's cousin Braeburn." Spike wrote on the clipboard.

"Sweet!" Then she left for the next one.

"Whoa! Aren't you Giselle? That black Griffon from the Equestria Games?"

"Yeah, and since I'm an olympic medalist, it should only be fitting that I have a well proportioned body." She said as she held her chest and ass.

"Okay, okay, we'll definitely get you a main role soon."

After she left, next up was Mrs. Cake.

"Hmm, I definitely see you as a lonely housewife who gets it on with a younger stallion." grinned Thunderlane.

"Well...truth be told, Carrot Cake does like to watch..."

Everyone else was fixated on her globe sized chest.

"Consider yourself in."

She smiled and left before Diamond Tiara sat down.

"Do your parents know what you're doing?" Asked Caramel.

"No! This is my decision as an adult! Him and mom want me to marry that..."

"...Topaz Crown? Yeah, that guy is a very disgusting snooty prick! Last week, he told me how dragons are an abominable thing that shouldn't be exterminated. Congrats, you're getting a gangbang movie and Topaz Crown gets the 1st copy for free! Next..."

"Hi!"

"No!" Spike shouted.

"And why the Hell not?" Asked Barb and her twin sister Spines.

"Yeah, they seem cute enough." spoke Thunderlane.

"I'd like to put my face between their chests and go..bleeeebleeeeblooooo!" Said Caramel.

"Eeyup!"

"Yah see? The guys want us."

"*sigh* Fine!"

Before leaving though, they kissed his cheeks.

"Why them?"

"Don't worry Spike, we'll make sure you don't have an incest movie with them..."

Then the phone rang.

"Hello?"

"You're doing an incest movie with them." Said the Director.

"Dammit!"

"Hello? Can the Sexy and Arousing Stripsie audition now?" Trixie asked.

"Go right ahead." grinned Caramel.

Then Trixie performed her pole dancing routine. "I'd like my 1st movie to be with buzzcut over there."

"YEAH!" Shouted Bulk Biceps.

"Alright, we'll put you down for it.

"Next..."

"I'm a master of handjobs." Said Lyra.

Everyone else just rolled their eyes.

"I heard that men like women with big breasts and well..." Then Moondancer lifted her sweater.

"Damn. Looks like Fluttershy has a rival." grinned Thunderlane staring at the massive size.

"Guess she'll have to be in Iron Will's Sequel with Fluttershy."

"Done and done." Spike wrote down.

The auditions took hours...most accepted, others rejected.

"Last lady of the day."

"Hello, I am Abacus Cinch, some say I have an unattractive chin, some joke that my chin can cut bank vaults, some say I'm an old lady, but that's just because they never saw what's under my professional clothing." She explained, while taking her clothes off.

"Nice legs." Spike commented.

"Whoa, that's a thin belly." said Thunderlane.

"Restrictive plates?" Big Mac questioned.

Everyone then took notice. As soon as she dropped the restrictive plates...

"Exercise ball sized?!"

"Indeed, but let's forget my Watermelon sized butt." Then as she turned, they were then filled with uncontrollable lust. "What do you say...whoa!" They all then tackled her!

5 hours later...

"Great job, you've gotten the last spot...welcome to 'Clopping Corral Studios'." Spike told her then got up and then went to his boss's office to show the applicants.

"Great job Spike, tomorrow, we'll be hard at work! In more ways than one!"

The next day, the selected females met up at the studio.

The moaning of males and females could be heard as the Director and his tech crew recorded

"Alright, in this scene, you are a student who has stayed after school for 'extra credit' if you know what I mean." the director told Silver Spoon.

"So, if I do this extra credit, I'll pass the class ?"

"Yep, this extra credit work in Sex Education will get you that A."

Later...

"Now Diamond Tiara, remember, you're here looking for men with the biggest dicks!"

"So why am I in a subway?"

"To ensure you get the amount of dicks needed and what better place than a crowded subway?

Then they all grabbed her.

Later..."Why me?" Spike complained.

"Alright Spike, this is the big moment where you and Velvet have sex at last!"

*Read A Velvet Silver Lining and V2 to find that chapter!*

"Now Trixie, you are gonna be searching for an assistant and find Bulk Biceps perfect, but you make sure he can relief you of stress before each show."

"Hey Big Boy, looking for a job?"

"Why yeah actually."

"Well, come with me for an 'interview'."

Later...

"Alright Rarity, in this scene, you consummate your wedding with Hoity Toity."

"So darling, care to help me out of this?" she purred into the stallion's ear.

"Why yes my dear." Said Hoity Toity before be was pulled onto the bed and under the covers!

Later...

"Woo! Last one of the day! So, you really want to do this? You're gonna get legit pregnant!" The director told them.

"Of course, the only way to cement the friendship between the Hooffields and McColts is with a porno!" Said Hilly Hoofield

.

"Sure Hilly, in this scene, you are the most beautiful mare in town who falls in love with your neighbor's evil science experiment! That would be you Hammerhead McColt."

"So? What do you think of the monster I created?" Discord asked.

"He's...amazingly sexy!"

"Say what?"

Hilly tackled Hammerhead and Discord watched them rock the bed.

Later, the director was at his home, sipping his coffee.

"I have a feeling that I'll be doing this for a long time...I wish I had a wife!"