I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh.
I do not own World of Warcraft, or Time Lost Proto-Drake.
The cat jumped on Yugi, pawing his arm.
"What kitty?" Yugi whispered.
"Mew!" The grey cat meowed.
Yami's eye twitched as he instantly woke up at the cat he hates' meow.
"DAMNIT KITTY!" Yami yelled at the cat, picking it up and throwing it across the room into the hallway.
"Jeez! What the hell!" Yugi yelled at him. (I feel like doing that to my dog whenever he barks)
"I HATE THAT CAT!" Yami yelled.
"I NOTICED!" Yugi snapped.
Yami just mumbled random stuff and went back to sleep.
"Idiot." Yugi sighed.
'I agree with you there.' Marik smiled.
'Get the fuck out.' Yugi growled.
'...Naaaaaah.' Marik said.
'I'm surrounded by idiots.' Yugi sighed.
'Long live the king!' Bakura giggled.
'Lalala no king!' Marik said.
'You guys are kids.' Yugi said.
'Old ones.' Bakura said.
'I'm not THAT old..' Marik blushed.
'You're 19.' Yugi said.
'You're 18...OH HO!' Marik said.
'Good comeback.' Yugi said.
'Oh I know.' Marik said.
'Bakura and Yami are like...what 3000?' Yugi said.
'Oh my god that reminds me! Our birthdays are this week! I forgot to tell you that.' Bakura said.
'Jeez really?' Yugi said.
'3001' Bakura smiled.
'Ahahahhahahaahah!' Marik laughed.
'What?' Bakura growled.
'You're sooo old!' Marik laughed.
'I wouldn't be the one to talk.' Bakura growled.
'I'm not old bro. I'm 19.' Marik said.
'Yeah hes not old, you're the granny here.' Yugi smirked.
'Like I said before..I'm just more experianced.' Bakura said.
'Piss of hes mine.' Marik growled.
'Eh?' Yugi said.
'Nothing.' Marik said.
'I like poptarts.' Bakura smiled.
'Uh...yeah...they're magical.' Marik sighed.
'YES! THEY ARE!' Bakura smiled.
'Next cat I'm getting I'm naming it poptart.' He said.
'If you don't kill it within the first week.' Marik said.
'I'm leaving.' Yugi said.
'Fine...I see how it is.' Marik said.
'You should.' Yugi said.
'Yeah..I do.' Marik said.
'Yeah.' Yugi said.
'Yeah.' Marik said.
'You guys suck.' Bakura said, his voice muffled by poptarts.
'Swallow before you talk.' Marik growled.
'I don't swallow.' Bakura said.
'Ew.' Yugi sighed.
'See you just swallowed.' Marik said.
'No I didn't.' Bakura growled.
'How are you talking right now then?' Marik said.
'...OH YOU MEAN'T LIKE THAT!' Bakura froze.
'HAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!" Yugi laughed.
'Shut up." Bakura growled.
'Make me, doofus.' Yugi said.
'I WILL!' Bakura hissed.
'What?' Ryou said.
'This is a no whore zone.' Bakura snapped.
'But you're in here!' Ryou whined.
'HAH!' Marik laughed.
'Same goes for you Marik.' Ryou said.
'Love you too.' Marik smiled.
'Ughhhh.' Ryou shuddered.
'Exactly how I feel.' Malik said.
'NO WHORE ZONE.' Marik growled.
'Sorry, we all hoes here.' Malik said.
'OH MY GOD!' Bakura yelled.
'What?' Marik Yugi said.
'GUYS! OH MY GOD!' Bakura yelled.
'Did the toaster come after you again?' Marik said.
'AAHHHH!' Bakura screamed.
'I'm at the mall and I'm not coming home yet.' Ryou said.
'AAHAHAHAHAHA! GUYS GET THE HELL OVER HERE!' Bakura whined.
'Grandpa's having a seizure.' Marik said.
'Huh what?' Yami woke up.
'Hey Yami.' Ryou said.
'What did I miss?' Yami said.
'AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! GUYS GET THE HELL OVER HEEEEERRRRRREEEEE!' Bakura yelled, leaving the mind link.
'Not much, he's screaming about something...wanna go over there?' Yugi said.
'Sure why not.' Yami said.
'Me too!' Marik said.
'Another group activity...' Malik said.
'Jeez...sour puss.' Yami said.
'Pretty much.' Malik yawned.
'Well lets go see what tard left the mind link for.' Yugi said.
-At the tards' house.-
"OPEN UP KITTY!" Marik yelled.
Marik and Yami busted the door open.
They went to Bakura's computer to see him sobbing.
"Why are you being such a girl?" Marik said.
"ITS !" Bakura cried.
"What is?" Yami said.
Bakura looked at the computer.
"NOO FUCKING WAAAAY!" Yami cried.
"A dragon is dead...on a game...YOU MADE ME COME HOME FOR THIS!" Ryou yelled.
"BUT...ITS...AAAAAHAHH" Bakura whined.
"Not the Time Lost Proto Drake!" Yami cried.
They both sobbed.
"...I left 8 friends for this shit." Ryou sighed.
"Its a game!" Yugi said.
"I MISSED LAZER TAG FOR THIS!" Ryou growled.
"Aww that sounds fun." Yugi sighed.
"We should do that." Marik said.
"I don't want to get sweaty." Malik sighed.
"You get to shoot people..." Marik nudged Malik.
"Fine." Malik said.
"Come on wheeping willow lets go." Marik said, picking up Yami.
"Grrr." Malik growled.
"Be a man Malik." Marik smirked.
"Oh so I'm the only tough one besides you!" Malik said.
"Only tough not sobbing." Marik said.
"Yet..." Malik mumbled, picking up Bakura.
"I feel gay." Bakura said.
"You are." Ryou said.
Bakura just growled.
Malik and Marik put the sobbing ones on the coach.
"I can't belive it..its dead...AGAIN!" Yami cried, hugging Bakura.
"Lets go play lazer tag, I'll kick all of you guys' asses." Marik said.
"Its on." Yami got up.
"Hellz yeah!" Bakura said.
"Kay." Yugi sighed.
"Fun fun." Ryou sighed.
-At the lazer tag place.-
"Guys, what do ya want your names to be?" The teenager at the desk said.
"Hmm...lets have funny ones." Yugi said.
"Yeah." Yami said.
"I wanna be LOLUMAD" Marik said.
"I'll be ORLY" Yami said.
"I'll be YARLY" Ryou said.
"Decide mine okay? I gotta pee." Bakura said, walking to the bathroom.
"I'll be PWNAGE." Yugi sighed.
"I forgot something in the car, decide mine." Malik said.
"Okay." the guy said.
"What is the white haired ones name and the other ones name?" the guy asked.
"White haired one is Kitty, other one is Moody." Yami said.
Marik snickered.
"Come on Kitty." Marik greeted Bakura back. "How was your pee?"
"Great." Bakura smiled.
Marik got back 10 seconds after Bakura.
"I'M MOODY?" Malik growled.
"Yup. Now shut up." Marik said.
"Okay everyone enter the room." The guy said, opening the door. 25 other people walking in too.
Yugi held to Yami's arm.
Bakura bumped into someone, hard.
"Watch where you're-" He stopped.
"AHAHAH! You're here too?" Bakura laughed at Kaiba.
"Shut up..I got dragged here by Mokuba and his stupid friends." Kaiba snapped.
"Your name is Fluffy?" Malik snorted.
"You're name suits you." Kaiba said.
"Fuck off." Malik growled.
"You first." Kaiba growled.
"Alirght, everyone has 30 seconds to run off...staring...NOW!" The guy said.
Everyone split up.
"This sucks." Kaiba sighed. Walking off.
Kaiba shot Bakura.
"SCREW YOU!" Bakura ran off.
"Too easy." He sighed again.
Yugi tried to shoot him, but missed.
Kaiba got him.
Marik shot Kaiba and Kaiba shot Marik 8 times.
"DAMN!" Marik yelled.
Yami shot Ryou, Ryou just ran.
Bakura Was shooting everyone but Kaiba.
"Can't...Get...that fucker!" Bakura growled.
"You suck." Kaiba said.
Bakura almost shot him.
"Shit!" Kaiba said, hiding behind a wall.
"Hah!" Bakura said.
"Didn't shoot me you tard." Kaiba said.
"Damnit!" Bakura whined.
Yugi shot Bakura in the back.
"Hey!" Bakura growled.
They were constantly shooting eachother.
Ryou was walking through the walls slowly...afraid he was gonna get shot.
He heard someone run by and hid.
He walked again then stopped.
Kaiba stood behind.
"RAAAHHH!" He roared, making Ryou jump 3 feet up.
Kaiba shot him 3 times.
"Screw you!" Ryou yelled, running off.
"Hah!" Marik laughed.
"Shit..." Marik said..realizing he gave his place off.
Kaiba shot him from the side.
"Damnit!" Marik chased him.
Marik got shot about 12 times.
Kaiba only had gotten hit 3 times.
Bakura wanted to shoot him.
Bakura got up behind Kaiba and was about to shoot him when Mokuba hit him.
"Hah." Kaiba giggled.
Bakura growled and hid behind a wall. Kaiba walked by about to shoot Yami.
He knew Bakura was behind him...
Kaiba shot him in the chest.
"You suck." Bakura growled.
"Not really." Kaiba smirked.
Kaiba ran off, Bakura hid behind something when he noticed a lazer light on his crotch.
"HEY!" Bakura growled, blushing at whoever was doing that, he heard Marik and Yugi giggle.
"OKAY OKAY!" Ryou whined, getting lazered.
"Faaaaail." Malik smirked.
"You're such a cheater! You can't climb on stuff!" Ryou shot.
"BS!" Malik growled.
Someone shot Malik and ran off.
Kaiba just chased after random people and shot them.
"You stalker!" Mokuba said.
"Hahaha!" Kaiba smirked.
Ryou decided to go shoot Marik.
He finaly found him, raising his gun he targetted Marik's back.
He shot him then Marik picked him up and help him up.
"No more shooting for you." Marik said.
"Hey put me down!" Ryou growled.
"That would be mine." Bakura said, taking Ryou.
Ryou just growled.
"Sorry kitten." Bakura said, hugging Ryou.
"Aww I love you.." Ryou said, hugging Bakura.
Bakura heard his lazor cencor go off.
"YOU SHOT ME YOU LITTLE BUTT!" Bakura yelled, Ryou just ran and Bakura was right behind him.
"Weirdos." Marik said.
"Yeah." Kaiba said.
Marik's hair stood up when he heard his voice.
"DON'T SHOOT ME AGAIN!" Marik covered his censor.
"Not gonna shoot you, stupid." Kaiba snapped.
"Huh?" Marik stopped.
"Lets team up." Kaiba said, not looking at Marik.
"Ahah!" Marik smirked.
"Is that a yes?" Kaiba sighed.
"Lets do this." Marik smirked.
The room was dark, and if you haven't played Lazer tag..its a VERY black room with neon colors everywhere and weird markings to make you feel high. And you're censor thing lights up, there is one on you're shoulders, chest, back and gun. So if someone lazers your censors you can't shoot for 1-5 seconds. There are a lot of walls and things for you to hide behind, and things you can go up to and shoot people.
"Yami's over there." Kaiba whispered to Marik.
"You get his chest I'll get his shoulders." Marik said.
"Kay." Kaiba said, they both shot Yami.
"YOU GUYS...GAH!" Yami yelled at them.
A person ran by and shot Marik's shoulder, Kaiba shot them back.
"This is fun." Marik said.
"Yup." Kaiba said.
"Eww..I'm all sweaty." Marik sighed.
"Everyone gets sweaty when they play this game you tard." Kaiba said, shooting someone. (They're both ontop one of the cages the have at those places, shooting people.)
"Ryou and Bakura are like so easy to spot, their hair is white, so it changes to bright neon green." Marik smirked.
"Yup, and Yugi's shirt is pretty noticible." Kaiba said, shooting Yugi's back.
Yugi shot Marik.
"WRONG GUY!" Marik yelled.
"TOO BAD!" Yugi yelled back.
The lights flashed, signaling the game was over and everyone put their vests on the rack and went in the main room to get their scores.
"Fluffy gets first place." The guy said, handing Kaiba the paper.
"LOLUMAD" Is second." The guy said, handing Marik the paper of scores.
He gave everyone their scores and the group sat down and inspected theirs.
"Woo! I'm top player of the week!" Kaiba said.
"Do you play this a lot?" Yugi asked.
"No I just like to shoot people." Kaiba said.
Yugi inched away from Kaiba.
Yami smelled his shirt.
"I smell weird." Yami stated.
"No, really?" Bakura smirked.
"Huh?" Yami said..ish.
"It's called sweat, moron." Bakura snapped at Yami.
Yugi noticed a young boy on the other side of the room, about 17, eyeing him up and down.
Yugi winked at him, causing the boy to lick his lips.
Marik noticed Yugi and some strange boy glaring at eachother.
"Sorry bro, hes taken." Marik yelled over to him.
The boy sighed. "Damnit." He growled.
"Yup!" Yami winked at the boy, causing the boy to leave.
Kaiba was texting his only friend not related to him, on the newest blackberry.
"Kaiba." Yugi asked.
"Hey." Yugi poked him.
"HEY!" Yugi yelled louder, Kaiba looked over his phone and stuck his tongue out at Yugi.
"Fine then." Yugi snapped.
"What?" Kaiba growled.
"Oh nothing." Yugi smirked to himself.
Kaiba recieved a text message just then saying :"I get more ass than you and I'm an uke."
Kaiba texted back :"I wouldn't even go there."
Yugi texted :"I COULD BE A BETTER SEME THAN YOU COULD EVER BE! :D"
Kaiba sneered at Yugi and texted :"I'll bet 50$ you can't get ass."
"Oh bitch its on." Yugi said outloud.
"Good luck, You'll need it!" Kaiba smirked.
"I'm suppose to be confused here right?" Marik said.
"Hah...what?" Bakura said.
"He thinks he could be a better seme than me." Kaiba sighed.
"Hah." Bakura snorted.
"Oh shut up, hes betting 50$. Easy money for me." Yugi said.
"You could...NEVER...EVER...be a seme." Bakura said.
"You betting too?" Yugi asked.
"Yeah, 15 bucks." Bakura said.
"Yugi, you've got baby making hips, You don't have thrusting hips." Yami said.
"So 10$ from you too?" Yugi asked.
"Sure." Yami said.
"Dude, none of you have balls." Ryou sighed.
"Huh?" Bakura asked.
"I remembered the time you couldn't call someone a bitch in public..you're a woose." Ryou said.
"I can be a total ass." Bakura said, standing up and walking up to a random guy.
"YOU!" Bakura pointed to the guy, he just stood there looking at him.
"YOU SIR, ARE A DOUCHEBAG." Bakura said.
"Oh my god." Ryou face palmed.
The guy fast walked away.
"See I can be an ass." Bakura said.
Yugi's friend texted him that his cat died.
"Aww!" Yugi whined.
"What?" Yami asked.
"Jake's cat died!" Yugi said.
"He's an ass." Yami said.
"Aww his poor kitty!" Ryou said.
"What happened?" Malik said.
"Damnit..." Marik growled.
"Just what we needed...an Adam Lambert." Yami sighed.
"My friend got tickets to see him live!" Ryou said. (I'd probably kill to see him life...Just a bug though...ew)
"Adam Lambert?" Malik gasped.
"Yeah!" Ryou said.
"Soooo awesome!" Yugi said.
"I'm going to go help Jake out, hes crying." Yugi said.
Damnit Yugi..hes a man slut." Yami growled.
"He's been my friend since before I met you." Yugi growled.
"Fine." Yami gave up.
"Aww! Can I go?" Ryou said.
"Oh hell no!" Bakura interupted.
"You're not in charge of me." Ryou growled at Bakura.
Bakura whispered something in Ryou's ear.
"Fine." Ryou growled.
"Can I come?" Malik asked.
"Can I too?" Ryou asked.
"Sure." Yugi said.
"Fine then...I see how it is." Yami growled.
"Bye." Yugi sighed.
The Hikari's walked out of the room to go see Jake.
"This sucks. What do you guys want to do?" Yami asked.
"Gay ba-" "No." Yami interupted Marik.
"Hmph." Marik pouted.
"You guys are gay." Kaiba said, getting up.
"No, you." Bakura said.
"Noooope!" Yami said, grabbing Kaiba's arm and dragging him back.
Kaiba just gave him the death look.
"Come on, you're never any fun! Just hang out with us!" Yami said.
"If I do I'd probably regret it shortly after." Kaiba said.
"Come onnn." Yami said.
"Fine." Kaiba sighed.
"...So what do you want to do?" Yami asked.
"Jeez." Kaiba sighed.
"I still vote gay bar." Marik mumbled.
"No!" Yami shot at him.
"Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine" Marik growled.
"I say we go to a bar." Bakura said.
"Nothing better to do." Yami sighed.
Marik coughed and said "GAYBAR!"
"Or, just maybe...I could go back to my house, play video games on my huge HD tv and listen to music." Kaiba said.
"You know, you're kind of a bitch." Marik said.
"Yup." Kaiba said.
"All rich people are bitches." Yami said.
"Yup." Kaiba said again.
"Bleh." Yami sighed.
"Well we going or not?" Marik asked.
"Yeah...guess so." Kaiba said.
They walked to the parking lot.
"Kaiba where are you going?" Marik noticed Kaiba walking the other way.
"I aint riding in that scum mobile, I like my car." Kaiba said.
"THIS IS A MUSTANG YOU ASS!" Bakura yelled.
Kaiba got in his car and drove up to them.
"Mines still prettier." He smirked.
"Whatever." Bakura growled.
"I'm following you guys." Kaiba said.
"Kay." Yami said, getting in the car and starting it.
Marik tried to get in the front seat but Bakura growled at him.
"Oh hell naw, front seats mine!" Marik snapped at him.
"No way!" Bakura growled.
"I got here first." Marik stuck his tongue out at Bakura.
"Guys just shut up." Yami growled.
Marik smirked at Bakura, Bakura just hissed at him.
They were off to the bar! This was going to be a long night.
Sorry guys, its 6am and I'll tell about the bar in the next chapter. Also this chapter is dedicated to my awesome sister, she dreamed playing lazer tag with anime characters back in the day when we were yugioh nerds. (like 5 months ago BTW)
Anyways I hoped you got a lol or two out of this one, the next one will be funnier. I already thought of a few jokes.