The Mario Gang's Wacky Vacation Chapter 21: Heeeeeere's Daisy!
Kirby: So...what do you guys do for fun?
(Everyone was in the living room watching TV.)
Bowser: Nothing that is sane...
Waluigi: Like you're one to judge. What do you think we're doing right now? Are you saying watching TV is insane?
Bowser: Well, no. But playing kissing games and squirting sleeping people in the nose is not what I call sane.
Luigi: You guys want to know what I think is insane? The fact that neither one of you guys have your bandages on.
Wario: Yeah. What happened to your sling, Waluigi?
Mario: Hey guys. Look at this crazy commercial.
(On TV, there was a little kid playing Marco Polo in a pool. He doesn't know it, but everyone else was out of the pool, sleeping. It is clear that the kid was getting frustrated.)
Peach: Poor kid...
Toad: What a dumbass!
Mario: Tell me about it! Huh?!
(Everyone watched the TV in amazement when they saw that it was actually a commercial for...)
everyone: MARIO PARTY 3?!
Mario: How come Nintendo never told us about this?
Yoshi: Did anyone notice Waluigi was in there?
Waluigi: You bet I did! Whoo hoo! I'm in another game!
(Waluigi does some kind of victory dance.)
Wario: Okay...weird dance...
Kirby: Hey Luigi. Don't you have a girlfriend?
Luigi: Girlfriend? Um...lemme think.
D.K.: I just had a thought. This vacation has only one girl. That's no fun. Here we are, eight perfectly good guys and-
Kirby: I'm a guy.
D.K.: ...You're too cute to be a guy. Anyway, we need another chick. Luigi, go out and find a chick!
Luigi: I'll look for my girl, Daisy.
Kirby: So you do have a girlfriend, huh?
Luigi: Yeah. Being almost noon, I'd say she's at Blockbuster Video renting some movies. I'll go find her.
Bowser: I'm going too.
(Luigi and Bowser run out the door, down the driveway, to the docks and into the boat.)
Bowser: Hey Luigi. Can you drive this thing?
Luigi: Can I drive it? I could drive a living room couch if it had a motor.
Bowser: Um...okay then.
(Luigi started the motor and drove the boat all the way back to Peach's Castle.)
Bowser: Wow. Look at the place. It looks old and mysterious now.
Luigi: Huh? It looks exactly the way it did before.
Bowser: Oh, so it does. I guess the fact that I haven't seen it in about five days made me think it looked different. Well, let's hop into are karts and go.
(Luigi and Bowser got off the boat and walked towards the back of the castle and found their karts, then they used them to drive to Blockbuster Video. When they get inside...)
Bowser: So where do we look?
Luigi: Let's try comedy.
(Luigi and Bowser go to the comedy section. Luigi was right. Daisy was looking at the South Park videos.)
Daisy: Got it...got it...got it...hmmm I didn't see that one yet...got it...got it... Dang! Where's "Not Without My Anus"? What wrong with you people?
Luigi: Daisy?
Daisy: Huh? AAAHHH!!! Luigi!
Luigi: Whoops! I...heh heh...didn't realize you were busy.
Daisy: Luigi, could I borrow your "Not Without My Anus" tape? They don't have it here.
Luigi: Um...I don't have it.
Daisy: Don't tell me Waluigi stole it again.
Luigi: No no no. We're all taking a vacation on Phillip Island and we wanted to know if you would join us.
Daisy: Who's "we"?
Luigi: Oh, Mario and Yoshi and Peach-
Daisy: Peach?!
Luigi: and Waluigi-
Daisy: Waluigi?! You've got to be joking.
Luigi: But things aren't quite the same. Bowser, for example, is on my side for once. He even got in a fight with Waluigi!
Daisy: Really?
Bowser: Here's a sign of my loyalty to Luigi.
(Bowser shows Daisy one of the cuts Waluigi gave him.)
Daisy: Yikes...
Luigi: And Toad swears every five minutes and...uh...we got a Kirby...
Daisy: Awwwww... A Kirby! I just have to see it. I don't have any plans this week so...yes. I want to come. Lemme check out first.
(Daisy went to the counter and paid for the videos she had, then all three of them went outside. Luigi and Bowser got into their karts while Daisy got into her car, then they drove to Peach's Castle. When Luigi and Bowser were putting the karts in the back, Bowser saw something he didn't before.)
Bowser: Hey Luigi. Do you know why a chunk of the castle wall missing?
Luigi: Yeah. When I was duking it out with Peach and Banjo, I threw Peach into a wall and that's where she hit.
Bowser & Daisy: Coooool...
Bowser: Ooo, that's strong!
Daisy: That's my man!
Luigi: Well, let's get going.
(Luigi, Daisy, and Bowser get onto the boat and Luigi drove it back to Phillip Island.)
Daisy: Sooo... this is where your high school buddy lives... Now where's the cute-ickle puffy-kins?
Luigi: If you mean Kirby, he should be at the house.
(Meanwhile in the boys' room, Mario and Kirby were playing a team battle in Super Smash Bros.)
Kirby: Try singing to my Final Cutter, Jigglypuff! It's fun to beat up look alikes!
Mario: Yeah. But Captain Falcon looks nothing like me.
Kirby: C'mon Mario. The guys a jerk.
Mario: Hmm...you're right. Eat Tornado, Captain Jerkass!
(Suddenly, the door opened and Daisy ran in.)
Mario: Pause! Hi Daisy.
Daisy: There he is!
(Mario waited for Daisy to hug him, but instead she picks up Kirby and hugs him.)
Daisy: You're so cute and cuddly, you're like a living stuffed toy!
(Luigi came into the room.)
Luigi: No! I'm too late! She isn't hurting you, is she, Kirby?
(Kirby blushes.)
Kirby: Don't worry. I could get used to this place.
Kirby: So...what do you guys do for fun?
(Everyone was in the living room watching TV.)
Bowser: Nothing that is sane...
Waluigi: Like you're one to judge. What do you think we're doing right now? Are you saying watching TV is insane?
Bowser: Well, no. But playing kissing games and squirting sleeping people in the nose is not what I call sane.
Luigi: You guys want to know what I think is insane? The fact that neither one of you guys have your bandages on.
Wario: Yeah. What happened to your sling, Waluigi?
Mario: Hey guys. Look at this crazy commercial.
(On TV, there was a little kid playing Marco Polo in a pool. He doesn't know it, but everyone else was out of the pool, sleeping. It is clear that the kid was getting frustrated.)
Peach: Poor kid...
Toad: What a dumbass!
Mario: Tell me about it! Huh?!
(Everyone watched the TV in amazement when they saw that it was actually a commercial for...)
everyone: MARIO PARTY 3?!
Mario: How come Nintendo never told us about this?
Yoshi: Did anyone notice Waluigi was in there?
Waluigi: You bet I did! Whoo hoo! I'm in another game!
(Waluigi does some kind of victory dance.)
Wario: Okay...weird dance...
Kirby: Hey Luigi. Don't you have a girlfriend?
Luigi: Girlfriend? Um...lemme think.
D.K.: I just had a thought. This vacation has only one girl. That's no fun. Here we are, eight perfectly good guys and-
Kirby: I'm a guy.
D.K.: ...You're too cute to be a guy. Anyway, we need another chick. Luigi, go out and find a chick!
Luigi: I'll look for my girl, Daisy.
Kirby: So you do have a girlfriend, huh?
Luigi: Yeah. Being almost noon, I'd say she's at Blockbuster Video renting some movies. I'll go find her.
Bowser: I'm going too.
(Luigi and Bowser run out the door, down the driveway, to the docks and into the boat.)
Bowser: Hey Luigi. Can you drive this thing?
Luigi: Can I drive it? I could drive a living room couch if it had a motor.
Bowser: Um...okay then.
(Luigi started the motor and drove the boat all the way back to Peach's Castle.)
Bowser: Wow. Look at the place. It looks old and mysterious now.
Luigi: Huh? It looks exactly the way it did before.
Bowser: Oh, so it does. I guess the fact that I haven't seen it in about five days made me think it looked different. Well, let's hop into are karts and go.
(Luigi and Bowser got off the boat and walked towards the back of the castle and found their karts, then they used them to drive to Blockbuster Video. When they get inside...)
Bowser: So where do we look?
Luigi: Let's try comedy.
(Luigi and Bowser go to the comedy section. Luigi was right. Daisy was looking at the South Park videos.)
Daisy: Got it...got it...got it...hmmm I didn't see that one yet...got it...got it... Dang! Where's "Not Without My Anus"? What wrong with you people?
Luigi: Daisy?
Daisy: Huh? AAAHHH!!! Luigi!
Luigi: Whoops! I...heh heh...didn't realize you were busy.
Daisy: Luigi, could I borrow your "Not Without My Anus" tape? They don't have it here.
Luigi: Um...I don't have it.
Daisy: Don't tell me Waluigi stole it again.
Luigi: No no no. We're all taking a vacation on Phillip Island and we wanted to know if you would join us.
Daisy: Who's "we"?
Luigi: Oh, Mario and Yoshi and Peach-
Daisy: Peach?!
Luigi: and Waluigi-
Daisy: Waluigi?! You've got to be joking.
Luigi: But things aren't quite the same. Bowser, for example, is on my side for once. He even got in a fight with Waluigi!
Daisy: Really?
Bowser: Here's a sign of my loyalty to Luigi.
(Bowser shows Daisy one of the cuts Waluigi gave him.)
Daisy: Yikes...
Luigi: And Toad swears every five minutes and...uh...we got a Kirby...
Daisy: Awwwww... A Kirby! I just have to see it. I don't have any plans this week so...yes. I want to come. Lemme check out first.
(Daisy went to the counter and paid for the videos she had, then all three of them went outside. Luigi and Bowser got into their karts while Daisy got into her car, then they drove to Peach's Castle. When Luigi and Bowser were putting the karts in the back, Bowser saw something he didn't before.)
Bowser: Hey Luigi. Do you know why a chunk of the castle wall missing?
Luigi: Yeah. When I was duking it out with Peach and Banjo, I threw Peach into a wall and that's where she hit.
Bowser & Daisy: Coooool...
Bowser: Ooo, that's strong!
Daisy: That's my man!
Luigi: Well, let's get going.
(Luigi, Daisy, and Bowser get onto the boat and Luigi drove it back to Phillip Island.)
Daisy: Sooo... this is where your high school buddy lives... Now where's the cute-ickle puffy-kins?
Luigi: If you mean Kirby, he should be at the house.
(Meanwhile in the boys' room, Mario and Kirby were playing a team battle in Super Smash Bros.)
Kirby: Try singing to my Final Cutter, Jigglypuff! It's fun to beat up look alikes!
Mario: Yeah. But Captain Falcon looks nothing like me.
Kirby: C'mon Mario. The guys a jerk.
Mario: Hmm...you're right. Eat Tornado, Captain Jerkass!
(Suddenly, the door opened and Daisy ran in.)
Mario: Pause! Hi Daisy.
Daisy: There he is!
(Mario waited for Daisy to hug him, but instead she picks up Kirby and hugs him.)
Daisy: You're so cute and cuddly, you're like a living stuffed toy!
(Luigi came into the room.)
Luigi: No! I'm too late! She isn't hurting you, is she, Kirby?
(Kirby blushes.)
Kirby: Don't worry. I could get used to this place.