R-Chan93: I just keep telling you people I don't own anything!! And again not IM, I think I'm the one breaking the fourth wall.

Bella and Edward are sitting on Bella's bed and Bella is digging through her purse.

Bella: It's like Narnia in here!!! -looks inside- Mr. Tumnus!?

Edward: Have you actually read that book??

Bella: Damn I can't find it… And of course I've read the book who hasn't!?

Edward: Really?

Bella: Yup! -looks away-

Edward: You're a horrible liar.

Bella: I'm aware, but I've seen the movies.

Edward: The real ones ol-

Bella: I knew Narnia was real!!!

Edward: I meant the real old movies.

Bella: Why would I watch them pieces of shi-

Edward: Don't say it.

Bella: Dang buzz kill I was gonna say Shikamaru, like the ninja! But why would I watch those piece of Shikamaru when Disney totally made a epic version!

Edward: Disney is so ov-

Bella: Edward don't say it!!!

Edward: overrated.

Bella: -gasp- I can't even believe you.

Edward: Why?

Bella: Can't remember -continues to dig through her purse until her face turns red-

Edward: What is it?

Bella: Um nothing.

Edward: Haven't we been over this, You Can't Lie!

Bella: Well it's non of your business why me and Alice bought condoms anyway.

Edward: What!?

Bella: Damn I can't freaking lie!

Edward: Why did yall go buy condoms???

Bella: Because we were bored -pulls out a little red condom-. And then we were gonna play a dastardly prank on you but we forgot after we got into a heated DDR battle, she kicked my ass. But we did name the condom Bob.

-5 min. of silence-

Bella: Oh My God I must see Alice!!!! Come dear Eddie!

Edward: It's like 1 in the morning though and you need to go to sleep, were only lucky because Charlie is gone for the next few day.

Bella: No I NEED to see Alice.

Edward: No just wait till tomorrow.

Bella: Fine then I will have to conduct to PLEASEEDWARDPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-1 hr. of this later-

Edward: Fine damn!

Bella: Yay!! -hops on his back-

When they arrive she hops off his back and burst through the door, only tripping 5 times, and runs to find Alice or something like that.

Bella: -in the middle of the Cullen's living room where everyone except Jasper and Alice were- ALICE!!!

Edward: -rubs his temples- Good God.

Carlisle: I'm sorry son…

Alice: I foresaw it Bella I love it so much!!

Edward: What?

Emmett: You don't know?

Edward: Do you?

Emmett: No…

Alice: Ok ready Bella?

Bella: Hell yeah!

Alice and Bella: Bob the condom, can we prevent it!? Bob the condom yes we can!!!

Edward: This, this is what you had to leave your house for!?

Bella: Absolutely, ok we can leave now.

Edward: …. -picks Bella up and leaves without saying a word-

Alice then skips out merrily, dragging Jasper out behind.

And everyone is silent even Emmett.

~*End~*

A/N This is totally based on a foreazel story that I'm totally willing to share with yall! So me, my friends; David, Danielle, and Tamara were in gym. Any way so were all just hanging out and my friend Danielle was going through her wallet and she pulled out a condom and was like "It's name is Bob" and I'm like "Bob the condom, can we prevent it!? Bob the condom, yes we can!!" and we all started laughing and all started singing it :D it' was hilarious XD