Zelda: Okay…you guys are caught up now. This means that it will take a bit longer for me to update because I actually have to WRITE. And remember, the chapters get longer, and longer, and more depressing and serious, (like, chapter 28, was it?) So, expect a lot of improving from me. And the battles take FOREVER (Like the last chapter. UGH. THREE PAINFUL HOURS) so expect me to skip them, though, if something funny happens I'll tell you guys. And, I'm a little dusty, so, sorry if the chapters aren't that funny. Allow me to apologize antea.

Chapter 19:

Entrusted (but we're skipping that one part)

Daein Border

"Naesala! Get your feathery butt over here!" Petrine screamed.

Naesala grimaced and fluttered hesitantly over to Petrine. His ears are still ringing from the last time he spoke to her. "Ah…General Petrine. How nice it is-

"I HAVE NO TIME FOR PLEASANTRIES!! HAS CRIMEA'S ARMY BREACHED TOR GAREN?"

Naesala twitched. "Y-Yes…"

"HOW DARE THEY!!!! THAT GENERAL WAS A WORTHLESS DOG!!!!"

"Er…maybe it wasn't his faul-

"DON'T INSULT DAEIN YOU CROW!!"

"Uh…I was no-

"YOU GET ON THE BATTLEFIELD THEN!!!"

"If you pay me, su-

"I WILL PAY YOU! AND MAKE SURE YOU KILL THEM!!!" Petrine rode away.

Homasa, who is the only decent looking Daein general you'll ever see, stood next to Naesala. "I…think I've gone deaf…"

"What was that?" Naesala yelled.

"I said: I think I've gone deaf!"

"What?"

"I SAID: I THINK I'VE GONE DEAF!"

"Oh! Okay!!!"

"WHAT DID YOU SAY?"

"I SAID: OKAY!!!"

"I CAN'T HEAR YOU! SPEAK UP!"

Okay…back to the Crimean Army…

Anyway, at the camp, Shinon, the jerk of an archer was…obviously drunk. He ran around and hit on everyone, male or female. Ike, who had no idea what was the problem with Shinon, responded to his actions with joy, which only provoked Shinon to drink more. Then, it was the final straw when Shinon called Soren a girl. Suddenly, the ground shook, like an earthquake was occurring. Soren's eyes turned to flames, as did the aura around him.

"You're DEAD!" Soren bellowed. He summoned a huge meteor and set the path straight to Shinon.

Those with brains, scrambled into their tents. Those without brains, a.k.a. Ike and Elincia, were watching the Meteor fall to the earth like fireworks on a summer night. Oscar had to pull them both in.

The result? Shinon was squished by a flaming meteor. Soren pulled out Shinon's charred, deformed body and spat on it.

"You're the one who looks like a girl," Soren hissed, then stormed off to his tent. Everyone left him alone for the rest of the night.

Gatrie overheard this comment, and only heard the word girl. "Shinon's a girl? I knew it!" The perverted knight looked left, then right. Then, he dragged off the body to his tent.

Zihark, the unfortunate soul who shared a tent with Gatrie, walked back after late night training with Stefan. As he neared the tent, he heard…very disturbing sounds. His eye twitched and he scampered into the nearest tent, which belonged to the brothers. Oscar agreed to let him stay, and Zihark made a bed on the floor.

But, the Swordmaster was still disturbed.

Boyd, had a creepy obsession with Titania. He had a bunch of sculptures of her, pictures, and creepy diary entries that Zihark read while Boyd was asleep.

Oscar, was afraid of Kieran. In fact, he showed Zihark all of the bruises he has from the insane Axe Knight.

Rolf, was insanely violent. He seems like a cute little boy, but he's really a disturbed little child who loved to kill things.

Zihark had trouble going to sleep that night. Boyd's constant mumble about Titania, Oscar waking up and screaming every hour, and Rolf's attempts to kill our poor, beloved Swordmaster.

I now know why Zihark never smiles.

Anyway, on the following morning, a battle took place.
But, I'm not even going to try to write this.

This, is so annoying! I hate having to get Naesala's attention and make him talk to Reyson. It's so hard! Well…onto the after battle cutscene.

Oh yeah, and before I forget, Boyd's a Warrior now! And Rhys is a Bishop! Yaaay!

"We won! Neat!" Ike squealed. "Yay for white bird man!"

"Ike…get over here…" Titania dragged Ike into a building.

"What is it Ti…tan…ia…" Even Ike, with his short attention span was amazed at this.

Gold. Lots of gold.

"The spoils of war," Soren said. "It's ours."

"Hm…" Ike grabbed fifty thousand and walked off without saying a word.

He then took it to Volke. But, you all aren't gonna wanna see that…

No, you want to see Boyd, don't you?

"Titania…" Boyd walked up to the Paladin.

"Hm? What is it?"

"I was w-wondering, could I like, buy you a gift?"

"…why?"

"Every time I look at you, I think you are the most beautiful person, ever!"

Titania blinked. "Uh…"

"I'm really nervous about this…but I must say it!" Boyd pulled out a golden axe and got on his knee. "Titania, will you marry me?"
Titania sighed. "Boyd…"

"Yes? YES?"

"No, Boyd…"

"What? No? NOOOO! I'm going to spiral into a deep depression!"

"Boyd…do you know how old I am?"

"Um…uh…like…20?"

"No."

"Oh…um…this is awkward."

"I'm old enough to be your mother…"

"What? …well…that's okay! I like older women!"

"Okay, I tried to be nice but…Boyd! I'm in love with Greil!"

"…you love a dead guy?"

"Yes! Okay, yes! When this is over I'm going to go back to his grave and dig up his body so I can…"

Soren interrupted. "Hey, have any of you guys seen Ike?" He held up a cage with a spider in it. "I bought this off some crazy old person. It's obviously poisonous. I want to make Ike put it down his shirt…"

Titania blinked. "Last I saw him, he was in Volke's tent…"

Suddenly, Ike bolted out of Volke's tent in tears. "Oh dear Ashera! MY FATHER KILLED MY MOTHER!!! WAAAAH!!!"

"Wait, I thought Ike couldn't cry…" Soren said.

"Well, I guess not…" Boyd muttered.

Volke jumped out of the tent. "Hi guys, I'm an Assassin, yo!" He squealed cheerfully.

Sorry about this chapter you guys. It was kinda messed up.