Dear Mère,

Please read this letter! It's urgent!

I was at America's house, and found a note that he was going over to your place. I started looking through his stuff, for a picture to show Cuba that we're different people, and found a receipt!

It was a receipt from a jewelry store for a ring, and it had little wedding bells at the bottom! It was... adorable.

It was dated for a year ago though, why would he be carrying around a ring for a year?

Love,

Matthew Williams

P.S. I'm CANADA if you don't remember correctly!


Dear Matthew,

Please, stop calling me your mother. And why the hell should I care? I don't bloody know why the hell he's carrying around a ring okay!

Arthur Kirkland

P.S. Yes, I know. (For the moment)