Addicted
Someone get those two a rehab center.
Despite everything, Victoria still had to content with an occasional bout of stupidity from her classmates from time to time regarding her parents', ahem, "orientations".
The most moronic comment she'd heard came at breaktime one day from a fish called Wanda (pardon the pun): "I heard that your daddies went into a restaurant and they had sex in the back of the restaurant and the nasty men had to close the restaurant."
"Hey, just because my dads love each other," protested Vicky in defence, "doesn't mean that they're sex-crazed maniacs."
And that was when they stepped into the nurse's office.
The excuse Squilliam came up with was that of an eye operation.