A/N: smuttiest smut to ever smut without being full out smut. So I said last chapter there was fluff, but I was wrong. It's smut. And Rachel and Santana being mentally scared for life.


Kurt bit his lip, trying to contain a moan as he tossed his head back against the pillows. He could almost feel Adam's gaze burning him through the computer screen.

"A-Adam…" He panted, his hand moving quicker around his cock. He had to be quiet, with Santana and Rachel just in the kitchen.

"It's alright Sweet." Adam's own breath was labored as he mimicked Kurt's movements, his hips snapping up into his fist. "You're doing so well…"

Kurt let a small moan escape as his other hand drifted lower.

"C-close, Adam i'm close." Kurt whined softly as he pressed one finger against his entrance.

"Come for me Kurt." Adam whispered huskily.

His hips faltered in their rhythm as he muttered under his breath, "fuck, Adam…" Two more thrusts into his hand, and he was coming.

"Hey Kurt I- OH MY GOD."

Kurt's eyes snapped open in horror, locking with Adam's as his boyfriend reflected the emotion. The last thing the two expected was for Rachel and Santana to walk in, especially at that moment!

"Wan. key." Santana said, looking at Kurt. "Damn Hummel!" Her face turned into a surprised look. "I don't know what's more impressive, the mess on those abs, those abs, or how big your-"

"SANTANA!" Kurt screeched, finally recovering enough to grab the sheet next to him and toss it over himself. "What the hell- have you two ever heard of knocking?!"

"On what the floor?" Santana argued. "Hello, your room has no door!"

Rachel still looked shocked. "I did not see that…I did NOT see that!"

Santana rolled her eyes. "Oh shut it, I'm pretty sure your frankenteen/escort baby saw it."

Kurt's face was beet red when he hid it in his hands. "Girls just get out!"

"But Kurt-"

"Go!"

From that moment on, Kurt banned Skype sex. Adam pouted for a week about it, until Kurt finally agreed to something even better(In Adam's opinion,) pictures sent during class- of course the pictures weren't taken in class. Not even half asleep would Kurt agree to that.