Hi guys! Im am SO sorry if this chappie isnt funny. I tried to make it as funny as it could be. I am sorry that it is short too. Please reveiw. We all know how much it sucks when you get 500 hits and 3 reviews. Enjoy. I am going to post another one right now!
Scare him
Lucy was going around the house doing his usual house inspection. The house had just been cleaned and we were finally all let in after 4 hours! All the maids looked nervously at Lucy as if he would kill them (which he probably would've but since he doesn't know how to clean…)
"MARY! I FOUND DUST ON THE TABLE! YOU ARE TO SLACK. YOU ARE TO LAZY. IF YOU KEEP THIS UP I WILL HAVE TO FIRE YOU AND YOU WILL BE UPON THE DARK LORD." Mary walked forward almost crying poor girl. Lucy was tough. Voldie? That was tough of course he wouldn't care though. Lucy shoved his gloved hand in her face. I walked forward as well. I couldn't see anything on the stupid glove.
"RIGHT THERE YOU STUPID GIRL IF YOU CAN'T SEE IT YOUR FIRED!" Lucy shouted at poor Mary. I hated him for it. I had been drinking ice tea at the moment and luckily the ice was still there. I picked up my drink and silently walked behind Lucy. Everyone was there and was silently ushering me on. I pulled his shirt out an inch and poured all the tea down his top. Then I burst out laughing.
"Jenny what the… OOOOOOOOOOOOOH!" Lucy shouted as the ice started trickling down his top. He started doing some sort of weird shuffle dance. I wasn't done with him yet. Why would I leave still conscious? I picked up my tray of ice and flung it down his top once more. He fell to the ground groping his back trying and failing to get the ice out.
"JENNY WHEN I OOOOH! GET YOU I WILL OOOOOOOOOOOH! YOU LITTLE OOOH! YOU STUPID TWERP! OOOOOH ITS MELTING! COLD COLD COLD COLD! CISSY!" He shouted in tears. He looked up at Cissy but she just looked back at him with a stony glare.
"We're divorced aren't we? Thanks Jenny!" She shouted grinning at me but glaring at Lucy.
"JENNY YOU LITTLE BITCH THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT YOU LITTE JERK. AND YOU CISSY YOU ARE A FAT, FAT WOMEN. UGLY TOO YOU ARE THE WORST EX IN THE… OWWWWWWW! WAAAAAAAH! MUMMY LUCIUS NEEDS YOU I'M SORRY I KILLED YOU…."
"Wait a minute you ASS are you telling me you forgot her birthday, mother's day and Christmas? You complete utter ASS you bloody IDIOT. YOU FUCKING SADIST." I shouted at him while pouring more ice down his cloak. He screamed again and tried to punch me with his fat fist. I swerved easily and jumped on him before running away. Cissy would finish him off.
I heard a sharp slap from my room. You do not wanna call Cissy fat. BIG mistake Lucy. HA!
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