Figured I should get Klaine together finally, eh? You've all been waiting for it, I know you have :) So here's some Klaine and cute fluffy Niff for you. Enjoy!
YourEyesLikeStars - What about like a Warblervention for Klaine... Kiss The Girl from the Little Mermaid... with Niff singing :D
That was it.
The Warblers had had enough. They weren't going to sit around anymore. They couldn't stand the cuteness any longer, and they were damn well going to do something about it. It was sickening and the whole group were at their wits end.
They were going to get Klaine together if it killed them. Because if they didn't, the sweetness would probably do the job itself.
"This is a ridiculous idea," Nick grumbled under his breath, arms folded across his chest. Beside him, Jeff shrugged and grinned.
"I reckon it's a pretty good one."
"Singing isn't going to help."
"Wanna bet?"
Nick turned to his boyfriend with a smirk, "Fine. Ten dollars they run off and never want to speak to us again. Twenty if Kurt bitches at you before Blaine can get him out of the room."
Jeff nodded, "Alright. But ten if they get together because of the song, and twenty if it's within ten minutes."
"Deal."
"You done there?" Cameron sighed from where he was waiting with the rest of the Warblers. The group was waiting for Kurt and Blaine to enter the study hall so they could catch the pair relatively alone. As desperate as they were for Klaine to happen, they weren't entirely suicidal and had decided a public intervention would mean certain death for them all – mostly from Kurt screaming at them. They weren't stupid. The pair's shared study period meant there would be less witnesses, though there'd be a few; it wouldn't be worth the effort if Klaine wasn't embarrassed beyond belief. Which was exactly what they were planning to do.
"There they are!" David whispered excitedly, pointing. Wes pulled his hand back before Kurt or Blaine saw the not-exactly-well-hidden group. They ducked back behind the wall as the pair made their way into the study hall – Blaine holding the door open for Kurt, of course. Once they were inside, the Warblers started laughing quietly amongst themselves.
"If this doesn't work…" Thad sighed, running a hand through his hair.
"If it doesn't work, I'm up at least ten bucks," Nick smirked. Jeff rolled his eyes and flicked his fringe out of his eyes with a defiant toss of his head.
"I think you'll find I'llbe the one up by…"
"Come on!" Liam hissed "Before anyone else goes in! I'd like to keep our suffering to a minimum, thank you."
David laughed, "Embarrassed?"
"No," Liam shot back "I'm worried for my safety. The more people in the room, the more Kurt and Blaine are humiliated. And that means worse revenge. I'm not risking my life for this."
"That's a bit of an overreaction, don't you think?" Trent asked, but it was more of a hopeful question. They all knew that if they embarrassed the pair too much, they were all in for it. Blaine was scary on his own – Kurt was a whole new level of terrifying. No one wanted to face that.
But it was for their own damn good, and the sanity of the rest of the Warblers.
The group wandered down to the doors of the study hall where Kurt and Blaine would be working by now. Probably being cute about it too.
"Ready?" Jeff chuckled.
"As I'll ever be for imminent dismemberment," Nick replied.
They shoved the doors open and the Warblers walked in, already providing the backing for the singers. Everyone in the room looked up, Kurt and Blaine sat together (too close for 'just friends') and were surprised when the boys burst in. They stared in a mixture of annoyance and shock; Kurt was already blushing like crazy, obviously recognising the song. Blaine took a second longer and when he realised, he began to glare daggers at the two boys that snuck in from the back to sing. Nick took the first verse, wondering how he'd been roped into this.
There you see her
Sitting there across the way
She don't got a lot to say
But there's something about her
And you don't know why
But you're dying to try
You wanna kiss the girl
Jeff and Nick glanced at each other, trying not to laugh. The few other students in the hall, who had been studying a minute ago, were sitting back and laughing to themselves. Most people in the school knew about the 'Klaine issue' and so understood exactly why the Warblers were doing this. Kurt was staring at the floor, bright red, and Blaine was resting his head in his hands in defeat. Jeff sang the second verse, grinning like a maniac and wandering closer to their targets.
Yes, you want her
Look at her, you know you do
It's possible she wants you, too
There is one way to ask her
It don't take a word
Not a single word
Go on and kiss the girl
All the Warblers began to sing, eliciting giggles and laughs from the other students and a low groan from Blaine in embarrassment. Jeff and Nick moved to the desk where the boys had been working and sat on either end of it, trying not to laugh as they sang.
Sing with me now
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
My, oh, my
Look at the boy too shy
He ain't gonna kiss the girl
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
Ain't that sad
Ain't it shame, too bad
You gonna miss the girl
Kurt looked up, but only to glare at the two boys singing the majority of the song. He spared a few seconds to stare angrily at the other Warblers, but they were enjoying themselves too much to notice or care. Cameron was sitting on another desk, swinging his legs to the beat. Wes and David were pushing the boundaries of their bromance yet again, and Liam had taken a seat next to another student and smirking suggestively in their direction. The boy, who they all knew to be rather straight, took one look at Liam and went pale, looking away quickly much to the amusement of everyone in the room. But most of the focus was on Kurt and Blaine. Jeff, closest to Blaine, leaned down and whispered in the soloist's ear, "His name's Kurt, by the way."
"You idiot," Blaine growled in return.
Kurt dropped his head to the desk, banging his forehead against it a few times with a strangled cross between a groan and a scream. Nick and Jeff shared the next few lines, one each until the rest of the group joined in.
Now's your moment
Floating in a blue lagoon
Boy, you better do it soon
No time will be better
She don't say a word
And she won't say a word
Until you kiss the girl
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
Don't be scared
You got the mood prepared
Go on and kiss the girl
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
Don't stop now
Don't try to hide it how
You wanna kiss the girl
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
Float along
Listen to the song
The song say kiss the girl
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
Music play
Do what the music say
You wanna kiss the girl
Jeff nudged Blaine and Nick poked Kurt in the shoulder, making the boy grab at the brunette's arm and push him away. He looked up, furious, and for a moment the boys were afraid. Luckily the song was almost over and they finished quickly.
You've got to kiss the girl
Why don't you kiss the girl
You gotta kiss the girl
Go on and kiss the girl
There was a moment of laughter before the clapping and the cheering from the rest of the room started up. Blaine and Kurt were beetroot-red, much to the amusement of the Warblers and Nick and Jeff. The pair smirked and jumped off the desk, bowing dramatically to the room. Before anyone could say anything, Blaine stood up and opened his mouth (probably to start yelling or calmly explain that they were all idiots who should be locked away somewhere far from the rest of the world). But Kurt interrupted him by getting up suddenly and moving towards the door in a way that could only be described as storming. Blaine followed him, collecting his bag as he went. After they left, the laughter didn't end, except for Jeff. He sighed as Nick held out a hand expectantly. The blonde handed over ten dollars, pouting.
"That's not fair."
"You're just lucky Kurt didn't start yelling at you," Nick chuckled "I think he was too pissed off."
"They could still get together," Jeff reasoned.
There was a split second of silence as the pair stared at each other, before grins spread across their faces and they raced for the door. They told the rest of the Warblers to stay put – they didn't want the whole group ruining Klaine's getting-together. The boys ran out into the hall, following the sound of Kurt venting his anger. When they spotted the pair around a corner, they hid and waited, watching.
"That was so embarrassing!" Kurt huffed, arms waving in frustration. Blaine had similar complaints, muttering about the stupidity of his 'friends' and how he was going to have to talk to them about 'boundaries'. Jeff and Nick had to stop themselves from laughing too hard, else be noticed. After a few minutes Kurt and Blaine started to calm down a little.
"I can't believe they did that," Blaine sighed.
"I know," Kurt said "Why would they do that?"
Suddenly they couldn't look at each other, staring at the floor awkwardly. It reminded Nick so much of when he and Jeff had finally realised their feelings for each other, and he put his arm over his boyfriend's shoulder. He was so glad that he had the chance to call Jeff his boyfriend and he hoped Kurt and Blaine would be able to experience the same thing with each other. Jeff looked over at him with a smile.
"Remind you of something?"
Nick smiled to himself, "You could say that."
Jeff leaned over to press his lips gently against Nick's temple before turning back to watch Kurt and Blaine. It was lucky he did, because while they'd been distracted the other two boys had been talking quietly. Now they were looking at each other and were closer than they'd been a minute before.
"You know why I'm so angry at those guys?" Blaine asked quietly.
"Because they embarrassed us in front of everyone?" Kurt replied, making the curly-haired singer chuckle.
"That too. But mostly because… well…"
"Oh God, get on with it Blaine! Kiss him!" Jeff sighed, Nick agreeing wholeheartedly. Blaine really wasn't good at this, was he?
"Because I've been wanting to do this for a while, and it took them embarrassing us before I actually did it."
And then – hallelujah! – Blaine leaned in and kissed Kurt hesitantly. The two hiding boys cheered silently for a moment, revelling in their victory. When Blaine pulled away a moment later he started to apologise, but Kurt cut him off by lunging forward to occupy his mouth. Jeff and Nick decided now was probably a good time to leave them at it, so they headed back to the study hall. The Warblers were grouping outside, chattering and laughing.
"Keaton's going to hate you forever now," Cameron was saying to Liam, who simply shrugged with his usual uncaring nature and chuckled.
When they saw the pair approaching the group fell into a deathly silence and stared in anticipation. Mason bounced on the balls of his feet and Wes and David looked ready to pass out with excitement.
"So?" Cameron demanded when the pair simply stood there and said nothing.
Jeff and Nick glanced at each other, then turned back to the awaiting boys and grinned. It was enough of an answer for the Warblers, who whooped and cheered, jumping up and down.
"Finally!" Thad laughed, echoed by numerous other Warblers.
"You guys finished celebrating yet?"
The boys shut up as Blaine and Kurt walked towards them, smiling and holding hands. The boys let loose with wolf-whistles, making the new pair blush a little.
"Took you long enough!" Jeff laughed.
"Oh," Kurt smirked "Right back at you."
Jeff frowned in confusion. Blaine and Kurt shared a laugh and explained.
"We got together after our fight. We were going to tell you, but then we realised how much fun it would be to keep you guessing," Blaine said "So we kept it quiet."
"You're telling me," Nick said "That we did that whole intervention for no reason?"
Kurt shrugged, "It was good entertainment, I'll give you that. Embarrassing, yes, but entertaining."
The Warblers all gave a collective groan while the not-so-newly-formed Klaine chuckled.
"So that whole thing back there…" Jeff trailed off, confused.
Kurt laughed, "We knew you were there. You weren't exactly quiet and we knew you'd follow us anyway. All staged."
"You horrible people," Thad muttered.
Kurt and Blaine laughed to themselves – and God, could they be any cuter about it? – and started to walk off.
"Good try!" Blaine called over his shoulder.
The Warblers wandered off once Klaine was gone, complaining to each other about how blind they'd been – kind of ironic, really, wasn't it?. Soon Nick and Jeff were the only ones left. They stared at each other, pleasantly surprised and still a little confused.
"So that bet…" Jeff said.
"I have no idea. I don't think either of us won," Nick replied, handing Jeff back his money "I think I'll just give it back and leave it at that."
They headed down the hall, hand in hand. A moment later Nick paused, making Jeff stop to look at him.
"What are you smiling about?" he asked cautiously.
Nick turned to him, "They got together because of the fight, right?"
"Ye-es," Jeff replied slowly, not understanding.
"Well, who helped them through the fight, and got them to admit their feelings?"
A grin spread across Jeff's face, realisation dawning, "We did."
"Exactly. We got them together."
"Wait until the rest of the guys hear about this tomorrow," Jeff laughed, tugging on his boyfriend's hand until the pair were running down the hall together "They'll hate it!"
"So where are we going now?" Nick smirked.
Jeff slowed down for a moment, stopping for just long enough to be able to daze Nick with a searing kiss before grabbing his hand again and pulling the brunette after him. Nick giggled, heart fluttering and feeling like he was back in their dorm all those months ago (was it only months?), when they'd kissed for the first time. He'd had a sense of euphoria, like nothing could ever go wrong now that he had Jeff. The feeling had returned now, making him giddy and giggly.
"Dorm?" he asked.
"Dorm."
As always, reviews and requests are loved :)
I'm planning a little summer arc for the boys - anyone have an particular ideas for that? Or any requests at all, I'd love to hear them.