Author's Note: This took longer than expected to write up 'cause I'm running out of ideas for rules. So anyways... first post of 2014! Hooray! :D

MISCrasyaboutfanfics gets credit for rules #122-124. Enjoy!

Rule #121: The Hunger Games is banned for life.

(Sunny Brooke.)

(Ironhide was looking for new ways to train recruits.)

(She suggested the Hunger Games and explained it to him.)

(Ironhide thought it was a good idea, so he went around pairing a man and woman with each other and gave each pair a number to represent their 'Districts'.)

(Riley wanted in and was paired with me for District Twelve.)

(Instead of giving us weapons that could actually do damage, we modified the weapons to have sponges on the edges covered in paint.)

(The 'Hunger Games' somehow managed to last a whole week with the sound of a cannon being fired every time there was a 'death'.)

(We also somehow managed to hide the war game from Optimus, Ratchet, Prowl, and Red Alert and keep it outside until a hurricane started up.)

(The 'Games' were started over inside and it got a whole lot messier.)

(Not to mention harder to hide from the Autobots that would try to stop us.)

(We were making good on it until Riley was caught fighting a soldier from 'District One' on Red Alert's security cameras.)

(He then went and told Optimus, Prowl, and Ratchet the 'Hunger Games' participants were suicidal.)

(After that, the Games were cancelled, but that didn't mean the soldiers weren't done beating each other with sponges covered in paint.)

(Ironhide and Sunny got a few days in the brig since they were the ones to organize the event.)

(The 'Tributes' were made to see Ratchet for their minor injuries from the Games and put under close observation for the rest of the month.)

Rule #122: No sexist comments!

(Arcee insisted on this being in here.)

(Some male soldiers decided to make the comment that women had no business on the battlefield.)

(I'll have you know female Autobots fought in the war on Cybertron alongside their male counterparts without complaints about it.)

(Thing is, before the war broke out planet wide, they were nearly completely wiped out.)

(Some male Autobots agree with the soldiers they shouldn't fight.)

(But they also know the female soldiers earned their way here by being some of the best the U.S. military had among their ranks and can hold their own in battle.)

(Plus Elita One, Arcee, her sisters, Metal Storm, and Riley can fight as well as any man, Cybertronian or otherwise and they can be really scary when they get pissed off.)

(Riley is a prime example of the sheer terror a femme can unleash.)

(For that reason, we rile up the femmes and Riley before setting them loose on the battlefield.)

(It's also that reason we don't deal with as many Decepticon attacks as we did before Riley joined our ranks.)

(Riley will tear down the gates of Hell and make you wish you were on the other side of the galaxy if you get her angry enough.)

(But after we return to our base, she wants to cuddle and be given attention or she'll give you the kicked puppy routine and break your heart/Spark.)

(It's scary how she goes from one extreme to another like that.)

(Arcee and the others will take another approach.)

(They'll just shoot you.)

Rule #123: Disney animated films are allowed on base, but no one is allowed to ruin my childhood by telling dirty jokes about the characters!

(Believe it or not, I'm a preteen in human years, so I'm a fan of lots of cartoons.)

(For this reason, I'm always present when Annabelle watches a movie.)

(Optimus, surprisingly, is quite the fan of these films as it turns out.)

(Who would'a thought of it?)

(Both he and I were not happy when Leo told a joke about Mickey and Minnie Mouse that isn't appropriate to repeat here.)

(It totally wasn't funny and we're lucky Annabelle didn't around to hear the joke.)

(I had to be restrained.)

(This rule also applies to Studio Ghibli films as well.)

Rule #124: No one is to give Annabelle Christmas and/or birthday gifts without Will and Sarah inspecting said gifts first.

(Especially when those gifts come from Autobots.)

(Blame Wheeljack, Sideswipe, and Sunstreaker for this rule.)

(Sunstreaker tried giving Annabelle an M-rated videogame for Christmas.)

(In case you're wondering, it was Halo.)

(Will wasn't happy at all, but Ironhide had a ball playing it.)

(He actually activated his cannons and shot the TV he was having so much fun.)

(That's why the game was banned.)

(Besides the fact there's a lot of blood being spilled and the A.I. girl that follows Master Chief around in the game is pretty much naked.)

(Sideswipe got Annabelle a hunting knife.)

(A really big one. Like the size of a machete.)

(Sarah and Will had a come apart.)

(Ironhide was lusting for his Energon and had to be restrained.)

(Ratchet knocked Sideswipe upside the head with a wrench more times than I care to count 'cause he was irresponsible.)

(Optimus and Prowl reprimanded him for it.)

(Why he felt that would be a good idea beats me.)

(Even I know that's far from being a smart idea.)

(Wheeljack made her a miniature jetpack, flamethrower, and a robot designed to look like a teddy bear.)

(Twenty seconds after the gifts were given, they blew up.)

(Optimus, Ironhide, Ratchet, and Prowl nearly glitched.)

(Sarah let Jack have it and threatened to reformat him into a toaster.)

(Ratchet went after him with a giant wrench for being an idiot.)

(Fortunately, Anna wasn't hurt.)

(Thank Primus. *relieved*)

Rule #125: Fruitcake is not allowed on base.

(Riley thought it was hysterical.)

(Megatron was confused.)

(It was a late Christmas prank that consisted of what humans call "the gift that keeps on giving": fruitcake.)

(She ordered every kind of fruitcake she could get her hands on and mailed it to the Decepticon headquarters.)

(A few days later, she broke into their base and began sabotaging everything with the dessert.)

(When she got caught by Megatron, Starscream and his trine mates...)

(She pulled out a rocket launcher and shot Starscream in the face that exploded with fruitcake and proceeded to run out of the base cackling like a madwoman.)

(Skywarp actually thought it was funny and started pulling pranks similar to what Riley did.)

Rule #126: Any and all card games and board games are to be supervised.

(Thanks a lot, Smokescreen.)

(He called a game night and anybody was welcome to play.)

(Smokey thought it'd be fun to play Monopoly and Blackjack at the same time.)

(He roped, Ratchet, Riley, Ironhide, Epps, Sam, Isaiah, and Carly into playing with him.)

(I still don't really know how that was worked out, but it did.)

(And it got real serious, real fast.)

(They started betting things.)

(Riley turns out to be an excellent player at cards and made Smokescreen lose on the first round.)

(Ratchet actually lost one of the oldest wrenches in his collection, but he won it back plus a car wash and a wax, so he was pleased with that.)

(Smokey decided that it'd be funny to try and get Ironhide to bet his girlfriend.)

(Everyone knows that Ironhide loves Riley and Riley doesn't take kindly to being considered an object.)

(It didn't end well for Smokescreen.)

(Optimus had to be called in to restrain her.)

(I caught up with him later that night and asked why he did it.)

(He said it was payback for temporarily reprogramming him.)

(In case you forgot, refer to Rule #60.)