"I'm finally married to Mabel Piiiiiines!" An ecstatic looking Bill yelled as soon as they reached the top of the mountain over looking Japan, "Mabel Pines is now my spooooouse!"
Mabel laughed as she sat down on the rocky floor. She stared at her husband and smile wide.
"I'm married to Bill Cipheeeeer!" She joined in, "After nearly a decaaaade!"
Mabel ran up to him and jump-hugged him, tackling him a little.
"I love you." She whispered in his ear
"I love you too." He responded, "But you can't just jump at me here. You know that my powers don't work outside of Gravity Falls."
"Sorry, I'm just super excited!" Mabel grinned brightly at him
"About what? We always went to other places even before we dated." Bill responded
"That's true but there's just something about, you know, being married and all that stuff." She looked at the clouds which hovered not very high above them, "It feels weird."
"My kind of weird?" Bill cracked a grin
Mabel looked back at him with a smile, "Your kind of weird."
They stayed at the top for an hour or so, just watching the blue skies and the sun which was starting to set. Mabel, for the first time in her life, was content with the peace and quietness. No words were spoken but it was as if everything was said.
"Hey, Star could you get me the shirt earlier?" Bill asked as he reached Mabel at the counter
Mabel nodded and grabbed the shirt he was asking for in the basket below, "Someone changed their mind?".
"No just a new costumer." He responded as he hung it in a hanger and went back to his waiting costumer
"You two look adorable together." The old lady, his costumer, told him
Bill looked up at her then grinned, "What can I say? I made the right choice."
"Granma! I think it's true!" Bill looked down and saw a boy with black hair, most of it hidden under his cap, "I think it happened here."
"Well why don't you ask the locals if it's true?" The old lady suggested
"I did but all they say is 'Nevermind all that'." The boy answered
Bill's eyes lightened up.That response means...
"Weirdmageddon?" He tried not to grin too widely
"Yeah. Do you know anything about it or are you going to say the same thing?" The boy asked
"Well, I've been here for quite a while," More than a while, "and I witnessed Weirdmageddon," I caused Weirdmageddon, it was fun, except for me 'dying', "I might entertain your questions."
"Really? That would be so amazing! Okay so here's the deal," Bill visibly flinched and had to remind himself that it was not his type of deal, "my teacher gave us summer homework to investigate about anything that isn't in our own country and I've read some books about the Weirdmageddon but only a few has them," I'm in books! One step closer to finally succeeding Weirdmageddon! "Do you know why?"
"Of course I do. Mayor Cutebiker ordered that, after Weirdmageddon, all questions about it would be answered by 'Nevermind all that'. It was to keep away some weird people from moving in and scaring the locals." Bill answered
"So what happened during it?" The boy asked
"Many things. There were eye bats which turned people to stone, then those stone people were stacked to be a throne. There were also the Henchmaniacs who helped with the nightmare." He responded
"Who started it?"
"Bill Cipher, if you want the easy answer."
"Easy answer?" The boy raised a brow
"Well it has a long long line of people to blame for it." He pointed out
"How did he look like? Was he some creepy demon who ate everybody?" The boy looked up at him again
"No," he grabbed the boy's pen and pad of paper and started drawing himself in his two dimensional form, "he looks like that."
"That's a triangle with a bow tie and a hat." The boy quirked his brow again, "Are you sure that you're not making this all up? I mean, eye bats? Henchmaniacs? They all sound made up."
"I'd tell you to ask the pretty lady at the counter about it but I don't want to make her panic so I'm sticking with my facts." Bill answered, "They're all true though. If you happened to pass by the Mystery Shack, you'd still feel the essence of the great battle that has happened here." Bill smirked, "And there are only two other people who'd tell you that there is a huge UFO right where we're standing at."
"What? That sounds ridiculous." The boy stated
"Well you could go ask Dipper Pines and Stanford Pines for that." Bill pointed out, "They'd normally pulled out a journal but it's all ashes now."
"You sure you're not joking now?" The boy tilted his head to the right
"Why would I? After all, it's only the top three highlight of my existence." Bill answered as honestly as he could get
"What's your name again? So I could put it on my research."
"The name's Bill Cipher, kid."
The kid scribbled down on his notepad then stopped and stiffened once his mind has processed it. His eyes widened and looked up at the man hesitantly.
"Yeah, I get it a lot. I have the same name as the demon." Bill inputted, "But we're two different beings."
The boy sighed, "For a minute there I thought that you were the demon."
"He's..." Bill paused for a while, "long dead."
"Are you sure? Because there's this thing I heard that his hand's still out to shake someone else's and he's still making deals." The boy countered
"I guess some people here are complete liars." He rejected the boy's idea, "There is no way he could be alive. I was there when he was defeated."
"Okay then." The boy nodded, finally giving in to Bill's words
"Do you have this one in medium?" The old lady with the boy asked him
"Oh sure, let me just," he searched the rack for the same dress with the size the old lady wanted and gave it to her, "here it is."
"Thank you dear." The old lady stated then proceeded to walk to the counter with the boy
"Hey lady, do you know anything about the Weirdmageddon?" The boy asked
"What?" Mabel's eyes widened then looked over at her spouse who was taking care of another costumer, "I mean, nevermind all that."
"Told ya!" Bill said to the boy as he walked past them
"Hey, so about Weirdmageddon." Bill started as he closed up the shop, "I haven't actually apologized for it yet. Haven't I?"
"Nope." Mabel shook her head no, "But don't worry, everyone has probably forgotten it already. You won't notice that it'll become a myth in the town soon."
"And, this might get out of topic but," Mabel bit her lip then looked up at Bill's waiting eyes, "how, how do you think I'd be as a mom?"
"You'd be a great mom, Mabel. You're so good with kids and you're fond of them and," Bill paused, "wait, Mabel, are you?"
"Mhm." Mabel nodded slowly
"That's-, that's impossible." Bill mumbled, "It's not possible for a demon to have a child within one try. It usually takes seven to ten tries."
"I know, I've read the motherhood books from your mom." Mabel responded, "I guess it's because I'm human?"
"Have you confirmed it?" Bill asked
"Uh-huh. I took three tests." She recalled, "All positive."
"So that means," Bill trailed off
Mabel nodded again. Bill hurried to Mabel and hugged her tight.
"I'm so excited! What will the baby be? Can you determine the gender now? I wanna know! Can I name him if he's a boy?" Bill asked all the questions rapidly, "Can I name him now? What if they're twins too! What if they're two boy twins? How great would that be to have the first demon twins? Wait, are they demons? Can they be demons at your will?"
Then Bill's face darkened, "Are you feeling alright? Does it feel like the baby's stabbing you? Do you feel like dying? Anything? Tell me if it hurts, Star. I'm going to fix it."
"I'm absolutely fine, Bill." Mabel giggled, "Actually, I'm excited! We're finally going to be parents!"
Bill immediately kneeled down and kissed Mabel's belly, "No one is ever going to hurt you. I can't wait until you grow up and become like your mom or me." He smiled happily, "I love you so much already."
Mabel ruffled Bill's golden locks as he planted another kiss on her belly.
Bill was on the bed, reading a weird magazine with a photo of a pregnant woman on the cover. Bill raised his brows at some of the articles, not actually getting the point as to why there were so many stories about pregnancy. He figured Mabel had done her research a few days back. But to Bill, all of the information were false.
Nine months in the stomach?He nearly laughed at the inaccuracy, Oh please. The baby's too ripe at that age. Babies only need six months.
He was too indulged at the magazine that it shocked him when he felt strong vibrations on the bed and heard a loud tune. He looked at his left and saw Mabel's phone with Dipper's face showing up on the screen.
"Answer it for me, Bill." Mabel called from the bathroom
Bill shrugged and placed it to his ear, remembering to swipe the screen to the right first before speaking.
"Pine tree! Boy, do I have good news for you!" Bill beamed wide as he held the phone to his ear
"Yeah, yeah, no time for that. Could you give Mabel the phone now?" Dipper's voice responded
"Can't do that. She told me to answer her phone." Bill stated, "But I do have a very interesting story for you."
"Look, just press speaker phone so I can talk to her." Dipper ordered
"Sheesh, you're a pushover today." Bill muttered as he followed the instructions
"Mabel?" Dipper called, much louder than before, "Mabes please come to the hospital right now."
"Is wittle Dippy afraid of a wittle injection?" Bill laughed lightly
"Would you just stop it?!" Dipper snapped, "Pacifica's giving birth and the doctors told me that she might not go through with normal birth."
"What?" Mabel burst in to the room then hurried to dress herself more properly, "Bill come on, we gotta go! Are mom and dad there?"
"Not yet but Grunkle Stan and Great Uncle Ford are here." Dipper answered
"We'll be there as fast as we could." Mabel told him, "Is it okay if we hang up?"
"It's, I think, I don't-."
"Okay, we'll be on the line." Mabel said as she and Bill raced down the stairs and hurriedly called for a taxi
They ordered the driver to drive as fast as he could, almost beating the red light twice and almost hitting something or someone thrice. Maybe more than thrice.
"We came as fast as we could!" Mabel exclaimed as she ran towards her brother who was frantically pacing in front of the door
"Mabel!" Dipper walked over to her and hugged her tight, "Mabel what do I, what do I do?"
"Nothing, Dipper, just relax. Pacifica's going to be just fine." Mabel assured him
The doors swung open and the doctor walked out. He gestured for Dipper to come with him and the man shakily followed.
"Congratulations, Mister and Missis Pines. It's a baby boy." The nurse told them as she handed the baby to Dipper, "What's his name?"
"Hayden Zachary Pines." Dipper answered as he hugged the baby closer to his body, tears starting to form in his eyes, "Paz, he's so adorable."
"Let me look at him." Pacifica told him weakly
Dipper walked towards his wife and plafed the baby on her chest.
"He looks just like you." Pacifica whispered
Dipper kissed Pacifica's forehead as she spoke.
"Thank you." He whispered, "For everything."
Okay so I'd hate to end it here buuuut. Yeah. I don't have anything to say.
So.
Weirdmageddon 3.
Let's talk about that.
Wzipmvhh rh hllm gl xlnv,
Gsrh rh ml nliv z qlpv, xsfn,
Drgs orggov Azxs zmw yzyb Gize rm gsv hglib,
Zoo lu fh hslfow hgzig gl dliib.