15th October 2004
Light: [Age 18]
Dear Diary,
Watching Yotsuba meeting with L and the rest….not my idea of romance but is all I can get these days. Cuff still on so might still have chance with L. One of these people clearly is Kira. Made same deduction as L that Namikawa cannot be Kira. SPOKE IN UNISON WITH L! WE'RE MEANT TO BE DIARY! So cute finishing each other's sentences. D'aww.
Might want threesome with Namikawa and L.
L: [Age 24 going on 25 in less than a month]
Dear Diary,
Light blushing and smiling and making eyes at me since we spoke in unison. ULTRA GAY! 100% sure that everyone here has crush on me now. Light called Namikawa saying he's L. YOU WISH LIGHT! Anyways, made deal with the guy and everything. Might be able to catch Kira. But still thinking Light is Kira. Also he's thinking faster than me…if he isn't Kira might have to disappoint both Near and Mello.
They're both sure to gang up and kill me…if Kira doesn't kill me first.
Near: [Age 13]
Dear Diary,
Owned Mello in class quiz today. Not a big deal. I own him every other day. I've owned the guy so much he should be my bitch on a leash by now. But Mello is such a hard bitch to tame. He got time off for violence. Hopefully L will hear about Mello owning. PICK ME L PICK ME! Don't pick girly boy! Quite sure I'll make a better 'little boy' for L than Mello.
L is mine.
Mello: [Age 14]
Dear Diary,
Contemplating either killing myself or redhead or white head. Got owned by Near in class. Tried to throw pens at him. Teacher got mad. Got sent to corner for time off. We're teenagers silly woman time off doesn't do shit for us. WHAT'S WORSE? Got back from time out and someone had written 'Mello is Near's bitch' on desk with permanent marker! I SWEAR LET ME GET MY HANDS ON THE FAGGOT!
SO PISSED OFF!
Matt: [Age 14]
Dear Diary,
Failed balls at quiz cuz was too busy playing pokemon. No matter. Mello not talking to me and reading something about medieval torture devices. Rage is understandable since Mello was clearly getting owned by Near. He even got time off for violence. Later rage was worse when he read 'Mello is Near's bitch' on his desk. Even made me rage. BLOODY STUPID FUCKS! MELLO IS MY BITCH AND MY BITCH ALONE!
Thinking of plotting against Near.