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Chapter 21

Me: And we are back with a new episode of Talk Time!

Crocodile: This show is run by a perverted slut!

Me: Damn right! *Inbox goes ding* Let's get started with questions from Psycho the Random Vixen! 'Dragon: Ooh, i almost got ya, here's another one with Markimoo: watch?vp2tAqCl5Qig

Ace & Luffy: Yup!

Strawhats: It's a good movie.

Perona: HI!

Mihawk: I'll probably buy the DVD when, it comes out.

Sanji: Thank you.

Cherie: What do you think of the FanFics? Also, you didn't let me join in torturing, *ahem* i meant "playing" with Akainu, *pouts* I brought my chainsaw & other torture devices, *ahem* i mean toys. *shows & gives a bloodthirsty grin* Also this song goes with my want: watch?vhgt2RS7ED1U

Robin: I have to agree, Circus Baby is too cute! I couldn't help but, gush over her. And this is a good song: watch?vbhJGXzOE5fQ

Everyone: Thank you, & OMG, DIS SONG: watch?vtMcVwJpTSIk Also Happy Halloween guys!'

Everybody: And a very late happy Halloween to you too!

Dragon: *Has died laughing while Koala and Sabo sweatdrop*

Sabo: Oi, Cherie, is the show like this?

Me: Fortunately for me and the viewers, yes. Gotta get ratings!

*Koala and Sabo sweatdrop again while Cherie laughs maniacally*

Ace and Luffy: Eating contest!

Me: *Sweatdrops* Oi, Oi…

Luffy: Okay, we're going to have to force Cherie to watch it with us!

Me: Okay.

Mihawk: Send me a copy.

Sanji: I have to respect the lady.

Zoro: *Snorts* You have no respect.

Sanji: Takes one to know one, eh, grasscrotch?

Zoro: What was that, swirly pubes!?

*Sanji and Zoro star fighting again before Perona uses her negative ghosts on them*

Sanji: *On hands and knees* I'm such scum, I wish I was dead!

Zoro: *Also on hands and knees* I give marimo a bad name!

Me: Oi, Perona, is Zoro really a natural *airquotes* "grasscrotch"?

Perona: Yes. Wait, what kind of question is that?!

Me: *Smirks* Just wondering.

Cherie: We can just resurrect him and start again. Just about anything goes on this show! *Grins evilly* Also, awesomely well written stories! Me likey!

Robin: It is a good song!

*Everybody is dancing and having the time of their lives. The inbox goes ding again*

Me: We got mail! Yoshi3000 asks 'Round 20! All right, it's torture time.
1) Cherie, have Shaluli regular eat out both slots. It's humbling for her.
2) Usopp, since you're in charge of WG. I got some demands. Free the slaves the WN haves and enslave the WN. Also hand over Shaluli's father to Cherie. Each task done will bring big bags of beri for you, Usopp.
3) Cherie, could you believe WatchMojo did this? /watch?v8tO4GXbxPDg
4) /watch?vDMad55kzjyU Robin, preform the Chest Kold fatality to Spandam!
5) Nami, Garp's trying to take the kids! Stop him! Nami, you have Dragon as an assist.
6) /watch?vopnT5w_TH2Y Cherie, this is how the election should end!
7) Cherie, is Shaluli willing to admit to being a pervert?
8) Cherie, I've started a new series called Anime Confessions. s/12212217/1/Anime-Confessions-Ash-Ketchum Anyone you want to see me do for Anime Confessions?
9) Cherie, you and Mihawk can double team Shaluli?
10) Zoro, now that you will be a father, you'll have someone to pass on your technique.
11) Tashigi, you're probably going to have a son.
12) Put Spandam back together again, tie him to a pole, and let everyone beat him until he's crippled. Robin gets first hit!
13) Cherie, mind letting Robin borrow Shaluli for a bit?
14) Sanji, babysit the kids while Nami screws Luffy into the ground.
15) Cherie, have the Straw Hats watch Panty and Stocking and have them each try to explain what they just saw.
16) Sanji, I sent Fem!Sanji to Newkama Island. She's the okama's plaything now. Here's a video!
17) Fusion fun! Jewelry and Robin! I wonder how the personality will be like.
18) It's raining pizza!
19) I wonder how Genzo took it that Nami's a mom now.
20) Eveybody gangbang Shaluli!
21) Here's to 20 Rounds from yours truly! A toast with vodka!'

*Shaluli is kneeling in front of Cherie and is alternating between eating her pussy and eating her ass*

Over at the WG, I mean, Captain Usopp HQ…

Ex-World Nobles: FUCK!

*Usopp is mobbed by the former slaves, thanking him for saving them and calling him their hero*

Usopp: Well, I am the almighty Captain Usopp!

Back with Cherie…

*Everybody is sweatdropping*

Me: That ego, though. Pretty sure he gets it from his father.

Yasopp: Hey!

*Benn smirks while Shanks falls about laughing*

Me: I know. That was weird.

*Robin performs the Chest Kold fatality on Spandam. There was much rejoicing*

*Nami has used the Fist Of Love on Garp*

Nami: Stay away from my children!

Garp: *Rubbing bump on head* Why the hell do I have such a violent granddaughter-in-law?

Me: *Shrugs* Don't shoot the messenger. Or the people sending the messages! *Glares at Lucci and Law*

Lucci and Law: WHAT DID WE DO!?

Me: *Nods in agreement*

Shaluli: I am not a pervert!

Me: Yeah you are. Everybody has seen how much of a pervert you are and as your mistress, I demand that you admit you're a pervert who gets off on being humiliated on my show!

Shaluli: I am a pervert who gets off on being humiliated on Cherie's show.

Me: Better. As for Anime Confessions: Asuka from Evangelion, Naruto, Sasuke and maybe Ichigo from Bleach!

*Cherie, now wearing a strap on, is fucking Shaluli in the ass as Mihawk is fucking Shaluli's pussy*

Zoro: Wait? Someone to carry on my legacy? *Is suddenly a proud father to his unborn son*

Tashigi: I doubt it.

Zoro: It's a son! I can feel it!

Me: Man, I feel sorry for that kid already. Poor eyesight AND no sense of direction. He is so going to get lost trying to find his way out of Tashigi's vagina!

Zoro and Tashigi: HEY!

*A newly fixed Spandam is tied to a pole*

Spandam: What the hell?

Robin: This is for making my life hell! *Multiple hand slaps Spandam. Soon everyone and Psycho beats the crap out of him until he is no longer able to walk*

Me: Oi, Robin! You can have Shaluli now! *Hands over Shaluli to Robin sending them into another room*

*Sanji is playing with Lucia and Namiko as Nami and Luffy are fucking on the floor*

Straw Hats: What the hell did I just watch?!

Me: Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt, to give the full title.

Brook: Panties!

Sanji: *Has died on the floor of a nosebleed while Lucia and Namiko wonder what happened to Swirly Uncle*

Nami and Robin: That was weird…

Luffy: I don't get it.

Usopp and Chopper: What?!

Zoro: That was stupid.

Me: Well the creators were drunk when they came up with the idea after all! *A videotape appears* Aw, sweet! *Plays video of Fem!Sanji being used and abused by the okamas*

Robin: It's probably for the best that he remains out cold.

Me: Yup.

*Robin and Bonney have formed to become…RoNney!*

RoNney: *Eating pizza while reading a book about Archaeology*

Sanji: *Sees RoNney and twirls with a heart eye towards her before reciving a kick to the face*

RoNney: Go away. I'm eating.

*Suddenly, it starts raining pizza. Ace, Luffy, RoNey and I all go running outside and start stuffing ourselves silly as everybody else watches*

Sabo: This is a weird show.

Koala: You're telling me. The host is promiscuous and the questions are just plain weird! I love it.

Sabo: *Facefaults* Wha~?!

With Genzo…

Genzo: That thieving hussy, a mother? *laughs*

*An envelope appears on his desk*

Genzo: What's this?

*Genzo opens the envelope to find pictures of Nami with the twins*

Genzo: *Turns white* So it's true *faints due to shock*

Back with Cherie…

*Shaluli is being passed around among everyone and is being fucked as everyone is drinking vodka*

Me: Well, this was some episode! Too bad it has to end! Remember, keep sending stuff in! See you next time!