Dear Diary,
My poor baby is hurt and it's all Hyde's fault! We were all at the water tower because the guys wanted to pain a pot leaf on the tower and the Hyde was complaining that it didn't look like a pot leaf and made Michael fix it by leaning over the edge and my baby fell off!
God Hyde is such a stupid jerk. He was laughing the whole time we were in the hospital, as if it's funny. Forget anything I ever said about him being nice, or even descent. He's a poor person and poor people can not be good friends!
Then to make matters worse, he gave Michael some fake apology and brought up some stupid story about getting bit in the ass by Michael's dog and I don't buy it for one second. I know he's only jealous of Michael's good looks and the fact that Michael has me. OOOOOOH that must be it! He must want me and is trying to hurt Michael so he can get to me.
Well he can just forget about it because I'm devoted to Michael Kelso. I belong to him, mind, body and soul.
Besides, he's a dirty burnout and I, well I'm just too beautiful to ever be caught dead with someone like him.
Jackie Burkhart