Takin a break from the normal plot line to bring you Jess's background story! It's kind of short and not really funny, but I got it done pretty fast because it was easy to write, so I hope y'all like it
Review responses (aww..only 3 : )
Starbat- it's ok to criticize, I like it better than praise because it helps me improve, but of course I like praise too! So thank you, your review included both!
Yuko6754- s'okay, your review wasn't that late, and thanks, glad you liked it:D
Don't Ask- well, I feel very happy now, I'm glad to know you like it and think it's the funniest Zelda story ever, because I've read some other pretty funny(and more popular) Zelda stories where the person gets stuck in Zelda
I know, I know, I need to work on grammar, which I suck at, but I'm trying to work on it, but for the time being, I'm awful and I use WAY too many commas, if you've noticed
And don't worry, I'm gonna get that scepter…one way or another :D thanks for the review
CHPT:21- Jess's Story
"hey mom, can I go for a bike ride?" Jess screamed from her garage into her kitchen where her mom was
"sure, honey" her mom responded, drying the last of the dishes
"thanks!" Jess grabbed her bike and jumped on it as she pedaled out of the garage
Halfway down her driveway, Jess began to think I haven't been to Sony's in so long…wonder how she is…maybe I should call her when I get home, and we can get together! I can try to beat the forest temple in Zelda!
Jess wasn't paying attention, but she started to when she realized she was about to hit a tree
She quickly swerved out of the way, only to head towards another tree
Acting swiftly, she jumped off of her bike as it impacted the tree, smashing the handle bars and destroying her front tires
She lied on the ground for a moment then looked up, expecting to see her yard
But what she saw wasn't her yard at all, she was in front of a tall gate, horses were rearing up inside of the fence, because of her sudden appearance most likely
She looked behind her and saw a stable and a house, they didn't look like any stable or house on her street (she has a lot of horse farms on her road)
Jess closed her eyes and shook her head, then opened her eyes again and…
It was all gone, under her was the sweet smelling grass, behind her was her fallen bike, near her were all the trees and her driveway
She shook her head again and stared, was it just a weird dream she had while she was recovering from the fall?
She figured it must have been, she shrugged it off and looked over her bike; it wasn't too bad
She picked the bike up but dropped it again at the sight of a red headed girl singing
She stared at the girl, though she appeared to be singing, Jess could hear no noise from her
Suddenly, a small horse ran up to the girl and stomped the ground, obviously the horse was still a colt
The girl petted the horse's head and kissed it, then began to sing again, but this time to the colt
The red head looked over at Jess, then, she was gone
Jess was really starting to get freaked out at this point, but at the same time those two visions looked slightly familiar to her…
Jess grabbed her bike and ran back to her house, she told her dad about the bike, but left out the vision part, she also asked if I could come over the next day, he said yes, but ask your mother first (she said yes too)
Jess picked up the phone and called me
"hello?" my mom answered
"hi, it's Jessica, may I speak to Sonya?" Jess said politely
"yes, hold on" my mom hollered for me to pick up the phone
I picked up the phone and immediately said "yellow?"
"hey Sony, first off, wanna come over for dinner tomorrow?" Jess asked
"umm…..hmn…..lemme ask" I put the phone down and went ask my mom, and she said yes
Ok, the rest of the planning is boring, so let's skip to the part where Jess and I are just talking, ok?
"so, what should I bring, my sketchbook?" I asked
"yah, um…Sony, I know this sounds ridiculous, but could you bring the Nintendo 64 (don't own)? I got this huge craving to play Zelda" Jess asked politely (eheh, not really)
I began laughing "sure Jess" I responded, and I wasn't being sarcastic
"wow, thanks! See ya tomorrow I gotta go, it's dinner time!" Jess hung up and went to my table to eat
After eating and doing some other stuff, it was time for bed…
"g'night mom!" Jess said as she climbed into her bed, but it didn't feel quite normal…it felt like…straw with a sheet over it, like an olden bed
Jess looked down at it, but it looked like her normal bed, then, in an instant, it felt normal again, too
Jess was a bit spooked by this, but eventually she fell asleep
In the morning…
"Jess, wakeup, Sonya's going to be here in an hour!" Jess's mom shouted from the hallway
"hunh…wha? Did I really oversleep that much?" she looked over at her alarm clock, it was 10:00, I would be over in exactly one hour (unless I'm late like normal)
Jess groaned and got dressed, then walked into her kitchen and ate a bowl of cereal, she brushed her hair and then went to the computer to play a game
After a half hour on the computer, I arrived with the N64 and all of my games, yup all 4 of my games
"Sony, wassup?" Jess smiled as I bent down to pet her dog, Sophie (so cute!)
"oh nothing, as usual" I stood up and asked her where to put the N64
"c'mon we'll hook it up and play Zelda!" Jess exclaimed happily
I coughed "eh, about the whole, 'hooking it' up thing…"
"you do know how to hook it up, don't you?" Jess asked doubtfully
"meh, I'll figure it out" I shrugged and walked to her living room T.V.
An hour and several failed attempts later…(I'm using a lot of these things)
"got it!" I screamed with joy "I knew I could do it, for I am the great and amazing Sonya!" I smiled in a way to say I was joking (otherwise I'd look like an egotistical jerk…which I'm not, right? Right? Right!?)
"good, now I can" Jess paused and glared at me "finally play Zelda"
"yes, yes you can" I grabbed the cartridge and put it in the slot, then turned it on
The screen turned black and the N64 logo came up, we saw Link riding past on a horse, the Zelda logo for OoT came up and Jess pressed start
She went to her file named "Duncan" (after her gecko)
It started and she was at the very beginning of the Forest Temple, she pushed the control stick forward and Link walked into two wolfos, which attacked him
Jess started tapping the 'B' button repeatedly as I yelled at her to lock on
In a few minutes, she had killed the two wolfos and they were engulfed in blue flames
She grabbed the treasure they left behind and her rupees hit the max for her so far: 200
She went into a room and was surprise attacked by a deku baba and an octorock, first she killed the plant, then the octopus thing
"whoo, go me!" Jess smiled then frowned, her health was kind of low
She pulled out her Lon Lon milk and Link drank it, unexpectedly she got shocked by something, I'm not sure what
I gasped and pulled her away from the controller, thinking it was the game, but she continued to be shocked until Link finished the milk
"Jess! Are you ok!?" I asked as she opened her eyes
"um…yah, I think so, what happened?" Jess asked
"something electrocuted you, I don't know what though, I thought it was the game but it wasn't"
"weird, oh well, no biggy I guess, I'm alive and I feel fine, so I'm ok" Jess stated
"well, maybe we should tell your parents, y'know?" I suggested
"I will" Jess stood up and grabbed her controller, saved and shut of the N64 "I think that's enough Zelda"
I laughed "I guess, and though it was only about ten minutes of playing, it was…"shocking", if you will" I laughed at my awful pun; bad jokes crack me up for some odd reason
Jess faked a laugh "you're so funny"
We decided to go do something else, like play another video game
To save time, I'm skipping to the part where I leave because I'm just lazy like that
"Bye Jess, see you…some other time!" I walked out the door and walked into my car, my mom was playing JET: look what you've done most likely because my brother left his CD in the car
"Bye!" I heard Jess scream one last time before she walked back in and after about another hour, she went to bed…again
The next day…
Jess woke up and walked into her kitchen, ate a frozen waffle (no, not when it was frozen still)
She watched some T.V. and went into her room for a while to play with Duncan (the Lizard, not Link)
"That was so weird yesterday, how I got shocked like that…" Jess stared at Duncan who gave her a cute, yet blank look
She hugged Duncan lightly and put him back in his cage, then thought I wonder if my dad fixed my bike, I wanna go for a ride now
Jess looked in her garage, and her bike looked better, but not completely fixed (it was still rideable, though)
"Hey dad, I'll be out on my bike, ok?" not waiting for a response, she went to her bike and rode it down her driveway
Halfway down there she saw a flock of birds fleeing from a tree, obviously, something had spooked them
Jess looked around for some sort of animal, but instead noticed a large storm cloud passing over head
"that's strange…when did the sky get so cloudy, it was clear when I left"
It began to drizzle, so Jess decided to ride back to her house, but before she got there, it began pouring and began to lightning (lightning is a weird verb, I probably used it in the wrong way)
A loud thunder clap came and lightning shot down right at Jess, hitting her directly
She screamed as she got knocked out
Jess opened her eyes, and for awhile there was nothing, it was like she was just floating in darkness, then she felt warm rays of sunlight
But that was it, no ground, no smell, no air, just sun
Although, there was something else, in the background, a crescent moon with a star in the middle was in the background
Her eyes shot open, under her was grass, she could smell the sweet hay from a stable in front of her, and she saw a few chickens by a house
A young red haired girl ran up to Jess and gasped "who are you? why are you here? Are you a customer?" the girl fired questions at Jess like a pistol
"my name is Jessica, and I have no idea why or where I am" Jess looked around, it looked a lot like the first vision she had got after running into that tree with her bike
"well, my name's Malon and you're at Lon Lon ranch!" Malon exclaimed gleefully
Jessica's eyes opened wide when she heard both names "like…as in…the Lon Lon ranch in…Hyrule?"
Well, somebody wanted me to tell the background story of Jess and how she got to Hyrule, so there you have it, review now please, reviews make me explode with joy :D