Dear Hogwarts,
Harry Potter being declared a squib was quite laughable but thanks to your foolishness it allowed up the chance we needed to snatch up quite the capable Magi before you realized your mistake and young Harry Potter rotted away in that deathtrap you call a school.
Clock Tower board of Directors
P.S. We have the vampire/ Dead Apostle Zeltrech and we will set him loose on you if you attempt to take Mr. Potter from our care. You have been warned Hogwarts.