I am back :) I think...
Today is my mommy's birthday !!! (April 12) :D Clap damn it!!!! *insert terrified fans' clapping* It's only been a week, but I decided, to get active again, because I know that my grandma would totally smack me for mourning XD It's sounds wierd, I know! But, it's totally honest, my grandma was that much of a badass, she would call me an idiot XD It's a perk, I'm Mexican, for goodness sake! We're freaken bitter and stubborn, especially from my family! XD
Enough of that, there's been too many hiatuseses (Lol, wut?! XD) And making you people wait is just too cruel.
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Thanks to: DemonFireFox and bookishangel for the comfort PMs :D Love you guys! X3
And to: lillylola, pheonixflamechimers78, aquarius15, sorry, and girlwithattitude for the comfort reviews, I love you guys too!!! :D
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Everyone else... shame on you *towers over* DB Taste my wrath!!! *throws random objects*
Okay, okay, I kid, on with teh story!!!
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Disclaimer: Naruto doesn't belong to me...... ugh, damn!!!! I can't come up with something witty!! THIS IS SO HARD!!!! *throws tantrum as mom walks in* Oh... no.... SAVE ME!!!!!! DX
Lol, enjoy! :D
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Death was staring right at them, there was no denying it.
No matter how badly they wanted to deny it right now, two identical pairs of pissed sharingan eyes were very hard to ignore, especially when it came from an ex-ANBU officer and his soon to be wife, who just so happens to be among the same ranks.
'What did I do to deserve this?!' Naruto and Sakura both mentally wailed, gingerly and rather slowly backing up in an attempt to escape.
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Those idiots, they're chasing after the scariest ninja in the village's adorable younger brother, of course this was bound to happen!!!
The silence between the four was intense, with the engaged simply standing in the same place, arms still folded and glares never faultering. The Genin, however, they were exceedingly pale, terrified, and trying to build up distance between the two Uchihas, which was failing, by the way, for their backs soon bumped against the smoothness of a wall.
'How the hell did a wall get there?!' Naruto mentally screeched, gaping at the flat surface behind him, Sakura sharing a look that was very similar, before letting loose a terrified shriek.
Isako faintly cringed at the horribly high-pitch, before staring at Itachi, who locked his eyes into hers, reading the question almost instantaneous in his fiancee's amethyst orbs.
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'That actually worked?'
xXxFlashbackxXx
It was during the time that they had gone out to the dango shop with Shisui, when Isako lost her cool and went female-rampage on some of the property. The older of the trio has left, needing to go to one of those cursed fittings for the damn wedding, leaving the two engaged behind.
Of course, one would think, 'Ooh, some alone time!', but people, these are two Uchihas, two Uchihas that are pretty pissed. Not only that, but they were also less than a week away from their wedding day, the happiest day of their young lives (as described by Mikoto)
As you can tell, these two are a special case, because they were infuriated (especially Isako)
Thus, all thoughts of possible intimacy were thrown simutaneously by the two out the window several feet over, into the street and run over by a passing car.
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WTF, what kind of thought was that?!
"Scare them? We're going to scare them?" Isako asked, somewhat surprised, considering the fact that Itachi has been having an incredible murderous drive as of late, growing more with the addition of that pink thing. The seventeen year-old male shrugged, "Can't really do anything else," he pointed out, a hint of exasperation due to the situation, "I mean, of course, I'd love to chop their heads off and all that gorey stuff, but time is scarce these days because of the.." he trailed off with a small hand gesture. "I know," she continued, picking up where he left off with a soft sigh, "this is getting ridiculous, anyhow, how are you planning to beat terror into them without hurting them? From what we've seen, they scream, a lot. It's going to attract a lot of attention."
Itachi gingerly leaned back in quiet thought, letting a loose breath out as he contemplated.
"Genjutsu would be the easiest solution," he idly thought, glancing at his fiancee for an input, "it requires chakra, yes, but I don't need to touch them to activate it."
"But," she countered, "under normal circumstances, the problem is activating it, you'll need to do handsigns. But," she held up one finger, stopping her fiance from interrupting her. Itachi complied and let her continue. "You're not part of that normality." she smiled in an attempt to hold in her laughter as Itachi frowned. "Hey-" he trailed off slowly, seemingly insulted. "I'm joking!" she defended, the same soft upturn of her lips not faultering, "it's a good kind! Your genjutsu simply needs the victims to look into your eyes to fall for it."
The male Uchiha stayed silent for a while, "That's true," he admitted, having already forgotten about the 'insult', "genjutsu then?"
"Yes, genjutsu."
"Why am I the one doing it?"
"Because, you're the man in this relationship."
"And you're the terrifying lady."
"WHAT?!"
"Hah! Point proven!"
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It was genjutsu.
To Naruto and Sakura, two terrifying shinobi were on the verge of murdering them in cold-blood.
In the real world...
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Many of the passing villagers had stopped, staring at the two Genin as if they has gone mad, having gathered quite a crowd. By this point, Itachi had deactivated his sharingan, which he used to inflict the genjutsu, and an older lady tapped Isako gently on the shoulder.
"What is wrong with those children?" she asked, concerned, as Sakura must have seemingly lost it, turned around, and ran away screaming, leaving Naruto behind. Isako blinked once, before answering.
"I have no idea."
Some nearby shinobi must have contacted the Hokage, because before anyone knew it, Minato Namikaze had broken through the crowd, getting to his son and slapping him repeatedly in an attempt to snap him out of his trance.
"Wake up, Naruto! Wake up!"
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Itachi regretted not bringing a camera.
"Itachi," the Hokage turned to the ex-ANBU, "do you know what occured, in the slightest?" the Uchiha stared back at the kage's panicked face, his own completely blank.
"Not a clue." he deadpanned.
Soon enough, Naruto finally snapped out of it, looking around in horror. "It's ok, Naruto," Minato comforted, giving his son a pat on the shoulder whilst letting out a light breath he was holding in. The kyuubi vessel glanced around again, before his eyes landed on Itachi's calm form. He sucked some air into his lungs on reflex, staring, terrified. Minato followed his gaze, landing on the relaxed Uchiha, before staring back and forth between the two, highly resembling a confused child.
"Am I missing something here?" he idly asked, and Itachi smoothly waved it off.
"Of course not, there's nothing going on, isn't that right, Naruto?"
Said twelve year-old gaped, catching the hidden threat beneath the seventeen year-old's pleasant voice and faux expression. Nevertheless, he shook his head vigorously. It looked like Minato wanted to push it and get some more information out of the Police Force officer, but went against it instead.
'How does Sasuke live with him?!' Naruto thought to himself in disbelief as his father led him out of the remaining circle.
With the sources of gossip now gone, the crowd dissipated, leaving the unknown triggers of the frenzy standing there, side-by-side in silence.
"Well," Isako idly remarked, her voice clear with amusement, "that was fun."
Itachi couldn't help but agree.
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"Naruto," Minato pressured his son again, "are you sure nothing went on?" Another vigorous shake of the head. The blond kage went silent for a while, "I have the authority, you don't have to be scared." he tried again, sounding very much like those annoying doctors telling you that the shots will only 'sting'.
Friggin liars.
"Nothing happened." Naruto shortly responded again, although Minato knew it was a lie.
Naruto probably pissed Itachi off again.Minato sympathised with him
Even if he was Hokage, a pissed Uchiha was something that was never enjoyed. In his long over-decade term as Hokage, there was nothing more terrifying than those infuriated Sharingan eyes, just about ready to punch a hole into something. Even worse, was the seperation of powers in that clan. Uchiha men have the Sharingan mastery, females have a strength that everyone imagines is from the Underworld. A good example, Minato imagined, was when that Isako girl bare-handedly broke quite a bit of property a day ago. Even if he indeed had the authority, it was common sense: Never infuriate an Uchiha.
Then again, Naruto was always a bit thick-headed.
Minato just hoped that his idiot son won't do something as retarded as openly chasing after Sasuke in front of him.
Then there's going to be some serious problems getting Itachi to stop trying to brutally massacre him.
'Seriously,' The 4th Hokage thought to himself, staring up at the cloudless sky.
How the hell is Sasuke not aware?!
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A/N: Next chapter is the last before the wedding starts XD Lol, there'll be a LOT of chaos XD
Plus, I told you guys, didn't I? Isako and Itachi will not be lovey-dovey, they're too pissed for ir XD *crackles*
According to the poll that I did, I asked whether or not I should add a child to this happy couple in the Epilouge that will come up after the story is over, and I was bummed because it was split directly in half, two said yes, two said no. But, I decided to go with it anyway, because a fellow user convinced me that it was my story, and I could put it in if I truly wish to (not saying who, don't want anyone to bombard this writer with hate mail just in case) So I'm going with it because I really wanted to, and I repeat, the child will only be in the 1,000 word or so Epilouge, which is just like one of these chapters, ok? Come on, people, I think they'll be awesome parents :D I mean look! They protect Sasuke from the horrors of fangirls so well, it's like practice for the future! XD *crackles*
Thanks to my parents, because of them not wanting me to get wet in today's rain, I stayed home. Otherwise, I might not have written this chapter. Now that this is out of the way, I have to focus on xbleedinglotusx's contest entry and the next chapters of Fatherhood, my One Piece fic.
Review! Before Itachi genjutsus you into unimaginable terror !!! XD