About an hour later of listening to the men insult them the trio were actully a bit relieved when Steve Jobbs showed up to lead them away as ushal Steve looked the same as he always did in his black polo neck sweater old faded jeans and trainers that looked past their best
Kyle ever wonderd if that was the only style of clothes he owned as he always wore them even when Kyle used to watch him on tv or seen him in magazines he had the same clothes but despite his thoughts even if he could talk Kyle kept his thoughts to himself as Steve came over to have a better look at the trio
Good yes good much better they all look really presentable and on second glance yes the boys hair looks much better like that tamed he laughed looking at Kyle
Yes we thought that his hair was wild it's still fluffy when it's not gelled but we shaved it down at back and sides so he looks much neater the man said
Yeah his hair was tough we nealy lost the clipper guard in that hair and it's still thick another man said but thank God the other two were a walk in the park he added
Hey I can't help it if I have really thick curly hair I didn't ask to be born with it Kyle mutterd glaring back at everyone sick of them talking about his hair
Anyway they all look perfect now the pepole who are doing the interview are out front in the relaxing area where we sit our guests also I want them to have refreshments of snacks juice or no forget the juice champagne thise is a celebration so bring them out to the front I need to make a good impression Steve said to his men then turned to look at the trio and slapped his thighs saying come come hurry up to them if they were a dog and he led the trio into the lobby near the comfy sofas where the guests were and as ushal playing the showman Steve greeted his guests warmly discusting the trio
Aww thank you thank you so much for all coming today thise is a great pleshure for me Steve said smilling shaking the 3 men and 1 woman's hand who'd showed up for the interview
Mr Jobbs it's such a pleashure to meet you too and thank you so much for giving up tour time to talk to us as we understand that you are a very busy man and have a lot of commitments a man said smilling
Oh no not at all if you make an appointment I will always have time for you I'm a pepole person and will make time to meet the general public I love them and their feedback is very importent to me and I will try to help them anyway I can eather in person face to face or via email and if you make an appointment I will even give tours of Apple headquarters iv had schools privet parties here I don't mind all are welcome oh and please it's Steve being called Mr Jobbs is way to formal I'm a chilled out guy maybe it's the hippie in me trying to get out Steve laughed but I like to make pepole relaxed as if I'm an old freind so please guys call me Steve Steve smilled
Okay er Steve also we heard that you are a very warm hands on kind of person oh also I'm Dave that's Andy and Clair Dave said smilling
Well I'm very pleased to meet you all Steve said smilling yes I like to think of myself as a warm hands on person iv met a lot of cold no touch pepole in the past but life's to short for that approach I think of my self as a people's person. Oh also thise is my centipad the Japanese mans name is very hard to pronounce T something Steve said smilling
Oh yes the famouse Centipad the man said looking over at it
Yes the boy my middle piece thise is young Kyle he can be feisty at times he has a bit of a temper he tried to escape too before the surgery I think he has that temper is because he's a redhead and the girl is Lindsay she's very quiet the docile one I call her and I also I took time to learn the trios names and a little about them to show I do care Steve said patting the Japanese man on the shoulder smilling at him
Mr Jobbs er I mean Steve now we heard that not everyone is as enthusiastic as you are about your invention some say it's sick and degrading and going against God Andy said
Well Andy yes it will have its critics and I do admitted seeing the humancentipad for the first time can be a title shock to pepole and the fact that is powerd by pooh well it grosses pepole out so yes shure it's going to have critics all my inventions did at the beginning but in the end pepole will accept it maybe the odd person but I know a large majority wil love it in the end and my goal is to see a humancentipad in every home in the world I'd love to see that before I die Steve said sighing I know my time is limited and their is no hope or cure for me but that is my dying wish for the public to embrace my centipad Steve smiled
Jeeze he's dying wonder what's wrong with him Kyle thought to himself and looking over to Steve Kyle did think that Steve was very guant and skinny sort of frail but Kyle was still terrified of him and hated him as he was very crule to the trio and he had a face for the public coming across all sweet and nice and a crule one for them
Well as you know it is hard for you to talk about the future due to your health problems and you may not be around but if you are by some chance what are your hopes for it and your centipad Dave said
I won't be around I know that for shure but after my death I want my centipad to carry on I have blue prints for others in my safe on how to make it so after thise model has expired or dies their will be others to replace it but thise model is in the best of health it did have a few teething problems to start with but it's fine now and everything has been fixed but I'm glad to report that the Humancentipad is here to stay and will be part of everyday life Steve said proudly
You must have heard thise many times before no doubt but is a humancentipad legel it does seem really crule and they look in pain and the boy in the middle is a child he looks ages with my young son and he's in school thise boy should be in school said Clair
Yes I have heard that a lot of times and no doubt I will hear it again a lot of times Steve laughed but yes Clair it is legel what I have done and all 3 of these pepole have agreed to it and their being part of the future and are making history so I see nothing crule about it if they weren't here being part of the future and celebrates in their own right they would probelly lead very dull boring lives the Japanese man was a tourist back packing around the states and I don't think he has a family so he's a drifter but now he's made history and being famouse and he will remeberd for years to come as the leader
The boy yes he's a school kid from South park Elementry we found his school student card in his pocket and South park is the poorest redneck town ever no one amounts to good from their their only trailer trash and ghettos from that town so he'd probelly grow up and end up in a dead beat job working in a dinner getting some girl pregnancy whist in high school then walking out on her and the kid and be found in a bar drunk every weekend but here he's part of the future and making history
And as for the girl well she's from Denvior a universaty student we don't know what course but she had her universaty studied card in her purse along with a cell phone and some make up and other things including condoms so no doubt in the end shed amount to nothing too a young mom living on handouts on welfare like a lot of female students do end up pregnant become drop outs and live in scruffy trailers or get into abusive relationships to men who get drunk every night and beat the crap out them so in a way I'm helping her escape that horrible future by giving her a new future Steve said. Smilling
Maybe but what about their families espeshally the little boys he's just a young kid said Clair leaning over to pat Kyles shoulder
The boy is 10 and as I said he agreed to it all so he's not nieve or stupid that he dosent know what he's doing hes a smart kid and his family will be very proud of him why if I was his father I'd be very proud and his name will go down in history
And as for the Japanese man I don't know. If he has a family or not he seems a loner so he won't be missed Steve said
PI have parents a grandfather a sister also a wife and child and 4 little dogs the man said trying not to get angry
Well then I'm shure they will be very proud of you now said Steve smilling
As for the girl I heard her mention a mother a younger brother and a grandmother so immshure they will be very proud of her too Steve added but anyway their now Apples their family and each other Steve added smilling
Also we heard that you are planning on donating thise centipad to a needy child a young child that is the victim of terrible abuse at the hands of his own mother Andy said
That is true yes I am going to do that the poor child he was in the store Best buys that seeps our products in the town South park and the young boy was cruelly molested and raped by his own mother and all he asked for was a simple iPad a harmless request to help with his school work like the other kids in his school had but instead of buying him that iPad his crule mother turned round and swore horrific obbsenities at him and them cruelly molested him in front of our stand and in front of all the other shoppers the poor boy was deeply tramatiized so bad he had to have counciling and then the other day he won't on the DR Phill show and bravely relived his life it's terrible he'd been molested all his life by his own mother and abused and bullied by his school mates he even tried to kill himself it makes me so so sad thinking about it that poor child Steve said sadly Omg that's just terrible everyone said looking shocked even the Japanese man shook his head shocked and mutterd poor kid
Yes yes I know it is horrific to shocking to think about it really so Best buys Dr Phill got in touch with me and my company as all thise poor boy wanted in his sad life was a humble iPad so I thought I'd do better than give him a basic iPad and I thought no I will give him my centipad to keep at least that will show him love and compassion you see the centipad can pick up on human feelings and emotions and comfort you so no doubt that my centipad will show that poor child love and compaction I just want to make that child happy in his sad life it's heartbreaking. Steve said
Aww that is such a sweet thing to do Clair said
Yes it is and if no one loves that poor boy at least he will be loved by his centipad that will never hurt him Steve smilled
Er it is sweet and that but is thise isn't just a publicity stunt you won't turn round and take the centipad back off the kid will you Andy said
Oh no no I'd never do that and shatter the child's dreams the centipad is his to keep forever he can do what he wants with it also he will get the cage a blanket feeding bowls care instructions and 2 weeks supply of food and we will throw in an Afro comb for the kid in the middles hair Steve laughed making Kyle growl a little
So what does it eat anyway asked Dave and how do you care for it
Well it likes to eat a lot of burritos subway wraps oh sausage rolls and Japanese food sushi cuttle fish rice that sort of thing and it ate a burger too so normal food you feed the leader and as for caring for it just wash it down gently clean it with mild baby soap and a soft sponge around the chest area to clean the wounds and change the dressings antispasmodic wipes that will fight off any infections also clean bandages come with it but as you see the wounds are healing very nicely but iv written out a care manual on caring for it Also I recommend that the boys hair is kept cut very short close to the scalp his hair is normally wild very course curly hair with a mind of its own in a Afro and it grows like a weed so a closely cropped style will be much easer for the new owner to handle than a thick time consuming Afro and also the other problem is again with the boy is he's diabetic but I'm shure the boys former parents will help the new owner with that and everything will be fine Steve said again smilling
Okay so if thise centipad wasent being given away would it be for sale. Andy asked
Well no not thise model we'd be keeping thise one to use it for promotions and that we'd travel round the world with it but the next models will be for sale for the public to buy but thise would be our centipad Steve said proudly
Er Steve how would you feel if the new owner wanted to take it apart and let the 3 pepole go back to their normal lives again can they be speareted asked Clair
Well yes it is possible that could be separated but it's not really advisable as they could die you see their intestines are joined together too and they now share the same digestive system and they had majority Sugery to their intestines and stomocks that's why they have the large T shaped scars on their torso but as their on all fours you can't see that and also they'd never walk again as I cut the ligaments in their knees and removed the knee caps well not me peronily the surgeon did so they'd be in wheelchairs but as for talking with teeth implants that would give them their speech back and they'd be scarred for life and terribly disfigured but if the owner wished to do that have them separated I couldn't stop him I'd feel sad though but I couldn't stop them as the centipad was their property but I wouldn't recommend it Stve smiled patting the Japanese man on the shoulder
The questions went on for a further hour and half and they spoke about everything from Steves early days to creating Pixar and working with them and also Stve boasting on how great his centipad was and denying how sick and crule it was and also the 2 men took photos and filmed them all posing with the trio proudly If it was a huge trophy so it was early evening by the time the interview ended and the trio were very relieved and tierd by all of it and Kyle was still mad that they cut his hair
Again after more training and being forced to read things and perform tricks the trio retired to their cage after 10pm it be their very last night at Apples headquarters they should have been glad but they were terrified about the next day and who would be their new owner and how they would be treated maybe the new owner would be kind and let them get separated now their was a chance of that happening even if it was risky and very dangerous and probelly very long surgerit and they'd never be the same again buit if it gave them their independiance and freedom it be worth it or would the new owner be crule and keep them together like that and beat them like Jobbs sometimes did that terrified the trio but they'd have each other for comfort so eventually exhausted and holding hands the terrified trio fell asleep dreading the morning and what it would bring
Thats Chpt 21 done next one up seen I did a little research in to how the human centipede worked and though it wasent in the movie or the SP episode a little blooper they should have had large T shaped scars iv seen it in some fan art so I put it into my story. But next chappy coming soon enjpy
