Hiya there! I bet some of you were a bit disappointed that this chapter didn't come out this wednesday but school's got to come first, right? But in reality I want to sit down and write all day long, got like a dozen of ideas I want to write down -.-

Anyway, this chapter is part two of "Komui kill Lavi" - oneshot series - though there isn't much of the 'kill' part in this.

But on a happy note Liar's Diary will start next Saturday! Aren't ya'll excited? I sure am (though I haven't finished the first chapter yet...)!

Warnings: Some heteropairing-implyness (what? If I need to warn about yaoi 'cause some people can't read that, then I have to warn people that doesn't read heteropairings that I'm implying that there is such in this chapter!), perhaps a bit of OOC Lavi, and a "dead" Komui.

Enjoy reading!

KOMUI'S FAILED ATTEMPT TO KILL LAVI! PART 2

Something was strange, as in: it's eerie quiet. Lavi had been in the library most of the day – reading as usual. These last few weeks Lavi had to do his best in running away, since a crazy Komui had been chasing him through the Order almost every day now.

Lavi still hadn't figured out why he's on Komui's death list. He hasn't done anything to incur Komui's wrath.

Really.

Alright, he may have flirted with Lenalee a few times, but she's a hot girl – of course men (particularly Lavi) would flirt with her.

Though he hasn't been chased by the crazy sister-complex for a few days now... Perhaps he's waiting for the unsuspecting rabbit to crawl out from his hiding place and then, like a wolf, catch him with its teeth.

But Lavi liked risks – having made the running-away-from-Kanda to an art form – so he made his way out of the library, looking around for any signs of a Komurin or Komui.

He came all the way to the cafeteria without any incidents. Then he saw the woman of his dreams walk out from the large double doors. He ran to her while yelling "Lenalee~!" She stopped and turned around.

"Oh, hi Lavi. I haven't seen you in a while", she said and smiled which had Lavi go: "STRIKE!"

"Uhm... well, you see... I've been hiding from Komui. You know, he seems to really... dislike me", Lavi said and scratched his head. Lenalee nodded solemnly.

"I'm sorry about that, but you don't need to worry about that for a while though."

"Why?" Lavi asked, what could have possibly had Komui stop hunting him?

"Brother's in the infirmary", Lenalee sounded very worried.

"What? Why?" Lavi asked.

"Reever brought him there last night; he told med brother's lost a lot of blood."

"How? Did someone attack him?"

"No, he suddenly got a severe case of nose bleeding..."

"Oh... wonder what the cause to that is?"

"I was on my way to see him, want to come with me?"

"Sure, I'll come with you", how could Lavi say no to her?

...

Komui seemed to rest on the bed peacefully Lavi noted. But he didn't doubt that the scientist would rise up like a zombie if Lavi kissed or did anything of the like to Lenalee... especially in front of him. The head nurse had explained to him that Komui was in a coma and she didn't know when he was going to wake up. Lavi nodded and made sure to show a worried – though inside he was dancing conga on an imaginary Komui's grave.

"I hope Komui will be fine, Lenalee", Lavi said, not, he thought.

"Thanks Lavi", Lenalee said and took his hand. He squeezed it gently.

"I have to go. Need to find Old Panda..." Lavi wanted to get the hell away from the sleeping would-be-rabbit-killer – that scientist is sure to have an ace up his sleeve even in the state he's in now. Lenalee nodded in response and Lavi hugged her loosely – still worried that Komui would wake up and kill him. Lenalee returned the hug and then they slowly let go of each other and Lavi left the infirmary.

...

Lavi passed the training ground and saw Allen limping out for there.

"Yo, Allen!" Allen stopped and winced when Lavi hugged him hard.

"H-hi, Lavi..." Allen said and tried to get out of the taller man's grip.

"Where ya going?" Lavi asked as he and Allen walked together through the dimly lit corridors. Lavi noted Allen's limping and that Allen seemed to be in a lot of pain.

"Are you okay?" He saw Allen tensing up and blush covering his face.

"Yeah... somewhat", Allen answered after a moment, he kept looking straight ahead.

"Why are you limping?" Allen turned beet red.

"That is... I was... training with Kanda..." Allen's gaze didn't waver. "And he was... pretty rough on me..."

"Uhm... wasn't there someone with you? Someone's to always be with you when you two train together, right? So that you don't overdo it and accidentally kill each other?"

"No, we were alone."

That's strange, Lavi thought. "Why didn't you get someone?" He asked.

"Didn't have time... Kanda wanted to get right to it", Lavi got the faint feeling that Allen was hiding something but it was too late to ask anything more because they'd reach the sleeping quarters and Allen had opened the door to his room.

"I'll see you later, Lavi", Allen smiled a bit but winced again when he walked in to his room and closed the door.

Lavi shrugged and continued on. He didn't notice Kanda sneaking behind him to Allen's door and with one swift movement opened it, went in and closed it again – quiet as a mouse of course.

The next day Allen was limping even more, and Kanda had a smug expression on his face. No one saw the connection.

Me: Hoho, Allen, Kanda; you two sure are going at it... like rabbits.

Kanda: Shut up, what we do is none of you're business!

Me: But what you're doing is the whole point of this story, lookit there, some fangirls want to see some more smex from you!

Allen: Please don't make us...

Me: Don't worry, I won't do anything until we get to Lovely Diary... not as graphic as the one in chapter 19 at least.

Allen: But you're still going to...?

Me: I need to get used to writing M, there's no getting out of it.

Kanda: At least I'm done with that stupid diary, who's next?

Me: some've guessed right and some are still in the dark. Though it isn't that hard to guess. Who's the biggest liar in the Order, among the exorcists?

*Everyone looks at Allen*

Allen: Hey! I'm just hiding stuff... that's none of your business... Leave me alone! *Runs away*

Kanda: *runs after*

Me: they're totally going to do it again *snickers*. Still, the next diary will focus more on the straight pairing - which means that Yullen will be in background... kidding. This is a Yullen story, even though Allen or Kanda isn't writing in a diary doesn't mean that part's over.

Does anyone want to follow the yaoi couple? Run to Yullen Street 14, 6th district, 20146 Review! And you just might catch a glimpse of them!