Implications Drabble

Disclaimer: I'm going to own Envy someday! Muwahahahaha- (dies)

Warnings: RoyEd and people eavesdropping... (sweatdrop)

(Written a while ago)

Glor: (glares at a review) Okay, if anyone wants to flame me, at least have the balls to sign in or leave an e-mail address and form coherent sentences! Saying 'Oh your drabbles suck and you do too' is only going to cause me to delete said review and pretend it never existed. (smiles) But at least it wasn't a yaoi hater. No, it was just a brainless twit that can't even point out what they dislike. (takes a breath) Okay, that's my rant of the day. (grins) Here's a drabble that I'm posting just to spite that flamer, enjoy!

(AN HOUR LATER)

Glor: (twitches slightly) Eh... What kind of sick joke was that? (cries) Sheesh! Flame me THAN tell me you love my drabbles... Okay. I'm officially confused. SO SORRY for the lack of updates. Hope this helps.

VampssAmby10201: I guess you could call it that too but I first heard on Friends so I know people do use my term too.

Everyone who doesn't know the meaning of jailbait and cradle robber: (giggles) Jailbait means that the person is under age but that meaning is more of in a relationship, example RoyEd. And cradle robber would be someone who takes the virginity of someone who is jailbait. Hehehe. Get it now?


"I don't want t- Mmph!"

"Now, Fullmetal, isn't that better?"

Happy moan... Pause. Grunt.

"Aw, damn you, you bastard Colonel! Now I'm all wet and sticky!"

Chuckle.

At this, Hughes and Mustang's men barged in, "Roy, how could you take away Edward's innocence!" Hughes exclaimed, in reference to what he had just from eavesdropping behind the Roy's office door.

Roy and Edward turned towards the now baffled men, "Hughes, what are you talking about?" Mustang asked as Hughes' mouth hung wide open.

Hughes, Havoc, and the other men looked at the pair incredulously. They were just eating watermelon.


Glor: Ah, ANs longer then the drabble... Sorry 'bout that, I'll post another drabble tomorrow or once I get A LOT of reviews!