Author's Note- Fair warning I wrote this on the plane
GSG omake- Angelica
Alfred always knew Angelica was special, it just took him a stab in the gut to see just how special she really was. Once learning of her true past he was more determined than ever to help in any way he could. Now like all makes he immediately thought he could help in her many battles, and even had a small success blowing up a Russian chemical plant. Sadly Angelica dashed his dreams, and they came crashing to the ground in India when a bunch of local thugs knocked him out. He awoke to an enraged Angelica ready to dismember said thugs. It was then that he decided would keep the girl he came to love sane and show her all the good that existed in the world. It was here his plan hit a small snag. Alfred soon came to realize that Angelica just like her sister had a little quirk or something she really enjoyed, but couldn't due to her condition while still at the agency. See Triela liked collecting high end bears, Claes had her books, Henrietta had music, Rico animals, and Beatrice explosive or food. Angelica as Alfred slowly discovered loved to move, so she was game for any kind of activity, and the level of difficulty or danger didn't seem to matter. Thankfully they didn't have time for Everest, and in the hopes of staying sane Alfred recommended scuba diving lest Angelica wanted to go bungee jumping again.
"So Angelica do you know how to swim," Alfred asked as they enjoyed breakfast.
"Of course I do silly, we've been to the beach several times now," Angelica replied.
"Doh!" Alfred replied.
"And don't think I haven't seen the way you've been looking at me in my swimsuit," Angelica chuckled.
"Um sorry about that," Alfred replied scratching the back of his head.
"Don't be, I like it," Angelica said with a smirk. "But what is this about swimming?"
"Well um I kinda signed us up for scuba diving lessons," Alfred replied.
"Are there boats involved," Angelica asked.
"Just a short trip to the island each day, and then we dive off the beach," Alfred said quickly. "And I got plenty of Dramamine."
"You're so sweet I've always wanted to learn to scuba dive," Angelica said leaning over to give him a peck on the cheek.
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"Ok we are now going to check your buoyancy," the instructor said as the waded into small protected lagoon. "Just step off the platform and breathe normally. We want you to have neutral buoyancy, which means you will rise and fall with each breathe," the instructor said motioning for the group to step off the platform they were standing on.
"Alfred, I've got to much weight on," Angelica whispered.
"How do you know," Alfred replied.
"I know how much I weigh," Angelica dead panned.
"Don't worry about it, I'm sure the instructor knows what he is doing," Alfred replied.
"Don't say I didn't warn you," Angelica said stepping off. The platform and immediately sinking to the bottom. Dropping the weight, Angelica easily kicked to the surface having sunk only a meter or two before reacting.
"Sorry about that," Angelica said now above the surface once more. "I don't think I'll need any extra weight," Angelica said now at near neutral buoyancy.
"Ok," a confused instructor replied.
"Are you alright," Alfred asked as they moved to the next part of the lesson.
"Yeah I only hit two meters before dropping the belt," Angelica replied. "And I told you it was too much."
"Sorry," Alfred replied.
"Don't worry about it, and you should have seen me when I was younger, man I sunk like a stone. Cyborgs are naturally negatively buoyant which makes swimming a pain, but walking on the bottom really easy. I didn't get any positive buoyancy till these babies developed," Angelica explained patting her chest, and posterior.
"Alrightie then," Alfred replied. Doh! Forgot about the cyborg thing, but it's all good I guess. I need to always remember that my girlfriend can turn me into a human pretzel.
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"Oh wow," Alfred was stunned he couldn't decide which was nicer to look at the natural beauty of the coral reef, or a wetsuit clad Angelica her long hair floating behind her like a mermaid.
"This is so cool," Angelica said to herself mesmerized by the natural splendor of the Phi Phi islands. Henrietta would love to photograph this, but we would have a hell of a time stopping Beatrice from trying to eat everything, while Rico would not think twice about trying to get a pet shark. Angelia stifled a giggle as a turtle startled Alfred. Normally leopard sharks frequented the reefs around the Phi Phi islands and by and large they were a gentle bunch. Unfortunately a rather nasty bull shark happened to be in the area and thought one of the divers would make a tasty snack. Said diver was a young boy scuba diving for the first time and wandered away from the group.
Mouth open, ready to strike the shark bit down on an exposed arm expecting the sensation of warm blood and tasty flesh. Unfortunately for the shark its teeth shattered on the resultant skin and bones of a cyborg.
Bad shark, don't go biting people! Angelica smacked the shark hard on the nose. Angelica added a shot to the gills before the wounded shark slinked away rushing for darker water before the pink creature ate him for dinner.
Witnessing the altercation the dive leader quickly signaled for the group to slowly rise to the surface.
"What happened," Alfred said as they broke the surface.
"Wow, lady that was awesome!" the boy exclaimed.
"Ian are you alright?" a woman with an Australian accent called out quickly swimming over.
"Yeah, a bull shark was about to bite me when, she punched him right on the nose," Ian said pointing towards Angelica.
"It was being bad," Angelica said with a shrug as they reached shore.
"Are you sure you're alright," Alfred asked as Angelica scratched her arm.
"Yeah, but man somethings itches... Oh there it is," Angelica said pulling out a tooth from her unblemished skin.
"You know for some reason I am not surprised," Alfred sighed.
"What it takes AP rounds to penetrate my skin, you really didn't think some little fish was going to do it," Angelica shrugged.
"Wow you knocked its teeth out, you're awesome," the boy exclaimed eyeing the tooth.
"Well if it doesn't want to lose its teeth then it shouldn't go biting people," Angelica stated.
"What can we do to thank you," the grateful parents asked.
"Oh it was nothing," Angelica said as her stomach gave off an audible rumble.
"Come on dinner is on us," the pair said.
