Hey!!! Omg this is going to be a really long chapter!!! I was so excited to write this because of your awesome suggestions!!! Anyways on with the story!!! There will be a tad bit of making out in a closet but bear with me please.

Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight… sadly.

~~This Means WAR! Part I~~

CPOV (Carter)

Damn it Bella. She has never been able to charm me but I just gave her victory. Now everyone is going to do a prank war.

"Hey, dad we are doing a prank war and we need you to tell the rules!" Belinda said in a sing-song voice.

"Okay, well the basics are no alliances, stay in the continental US, you start at midnight. But other than those rules, please refrain yourselves from going into Africa or Mississippi because you know you are banned. Its boys vs. girls. Okay about the powers. Only one person from your whole group is allowed to use powers. But if you can't control a certain power, it is allowed. As for Bella you may only use two of god knows how many powers you have. What are your powers to use?" I stated clearly.

The girls got into a huddle so they can tell what powers to use.

"I will use my physical electric shield and invisible and or hide scent shield. Well the hide my scent shield turns me invisible so does that count as two powers?" Bella asked.

"No that's fine," I assured her.

"Boys who is going to use their power?" I asked.

"Confusion from Ethan," Edward announced.

"Bad choice," Alison coughed.

"Okay well it's almost midnight," I stated.

I walked out of the room, shaking my head and laughing. This was not going to end well.

EPOV(Edward)

"Okay, girls. Cameo or black sexy suits?" Bella asked to her team.

"Black sexy suits," all the girls replied.

"Good choice," Bella whispered as she closed her eyes.

Before I could even blink all the girls were wearing turtleneck sweaters and tight black skinny jeans with black high-heeled boots. The turtleneck sweaters were skin tight and they revealed their stomachs.

All of us ogled them. I usually never say this but Bella looked hot.

BPOV (Bella)

All the boys were ogling us. I walked up to them so they can change clothes.

"Okay boys. Cameo or black sexy suits?" I asked.

"Cameo," they all stated.

I changed their clothes to cameo suits. They looked like they were in the army. Edward looked like an army god. I didn't ogle them like they did to us, I just smiled. That army suit didn't suit him. Oh yeah!! He is a confederate!

"Oh…Sorry Jasper," I whispered. I closed my eyes so he was in the confederate outfit.

"AHH!!! YES!!! THANK YOU BELLA!!!" he screamed.

"No problem," I said but right as I said that the clock stroked midnight.

"I would give you a hug right now but I shall do as I must. YANKEES!!!" I screamed at the top of my lungs.

"RUN DAMMIT HE IS GONNA GO OFF!!!" Alice screeched.

I teleported to the safety of the bomb shelter underground. We built this shelter for no reason.

"Oh yeah I forgot about this place," Alison noted.

"What about the Yankees made him go off?" Rachel asked.

"He is from Texas so his team is against Yankees and plus he was a confederate so he hates the Yankees," Alice explained.

"That was an awesome plan!" Belinda screamed.

"Well I have another plan," I said quietly.

"What?" Alison asked.

"Metal Chain Makeovers," I stated clearly and proudly.

(Okay so they go all out and they get into army mode. This is the part of the story that it looks serious but it's funny)

Time: 1:00 army time

Location: Girls Headquarters (aka Bomb shelter)

Team: Girls

Mission: Metal Chain Makeover

"Okay girls you know what to do," I said as I teleported out of the HQ.

We all went in different directions. I heard Belinda scream first. Alice saw that all the boys would go after their girls if they were in trouble. I didn't have anyone to scream for but Edward would have come anyways. Instead I'm going to kidnap him.

'Bella, I got him,' Belinda said into my earpiece.

Then I heard Alison and Alice scream. Jasper was freaking out and running towards her and so was Jason.

'We got them, Bella wella,' they both said into the earpiece.

'We got ours too,' Rachel said for both her and Rosalie.

Time for me to kidnap Edward. I ran toward the house, screaming and crying out to my team.

"Edward!" I cried as he walked into the room.

"Bella what's wrong?! Where is your team?!" he exclaimed.

"I don't know! But you will be joining them soon," I said as I threw the body bag over his body.

These bags were indestructible. I got it when we stole from the army for fun.

"Bella! How could you?!" Edward asked.

"It's war. Anything goes basically," I said simply. I teleported into the bomb shelter where the guys were looking at me and the body bag wide eyed.

"Bella…… Who's in the body bag?" Emmett asked shakily.

"Edward," I said with a smile.

I kicked Edward in the gut while he was still in the body bag. He groaned in pain.

"Oh, shut up! You know you deserve worse," I screamed.

"She has you there bro," Jasper said.

I took Edward out of the body bag and chained him to the chair. We all laughed evilly for no apparent reason.

"Where are we?" Evan asked.

"Somewhere you can only get by teleporting. It's the only thing I teleport too so don't worry," I said to them.

I walked over to the corner, where there was a huge box. The box was full of make-up.

"NOOOO!!!" Emmett screamed. I silenced him with duct tape.

We put make- up all over them. We did their nails and put on eye shadow. When we were finished, they looked like drag queens. I teleported out of the HQ with the guys with us. We threw them on the ground and ran. We ran into the house and into my room. We were safe… For now.

Time: 2:44 army time

Location: Girl's Main Bathing Area

Team: Boys

Mission: Paint Mess Massacre

JPOV (Jasper)

We crept into the girls main bathing area. There was twelve showers and twelve sinks. We took out the neon paint we had and got to work switching the shampoo with paint.

Meanwhile at the girls team…

RPOV (Rosalie)

"Hey! I have an idea!" I cheered.

"What is it?" Rachel asked.

"We take apart the boys' cars and scatter them across the country!" I screamed.

"Oh my god! That is such a good idea!" Belinda said.

"Okay we got Emmett's and Evan's" Rachel said.

"We got Jasper's and Jason's!" Alison cheered

"And I guess we got Edward and Ethan's" Bella chirped.

Belinda, Rachel, and Alison ran to the Cullen garage, which we realized was only a few doors down. And the rest of us ran to the Conroy garage. I got to work ripping apart Evan's black jeep. It looks like they all had the same taste in cars. I got oil all over my face and arms. Oh well we would take a shower after this. We all ran across the continental US. We left all the different parts in the same country. For example, we left all the engines scattered across North Carolina.

Back to the boys…

JPOV (Jasper)

We left the girls bathroom and went into the garage so we could drive to the mall. It was 3 am so we could break in and start a paintball fight. We walked into the garage but there were no cars. Not even the girls' cars. Instead there was a small note in the middle of the garage.

Dear Boys Team,

We have taken apart all of your cars and scattered them all across the country. Run to the mall and be armed with paintball guns. We will be waiting…

~Team Tinker Bell

P.S Please think of a new name because we have a problem with just calling you boys team. How about Team Peter Pan? Ha! No that was Alice's suggestion but you can't bet against Alice. Well bye!!!

Emmett was pissed. But we grabbed paintball guns anyways and made our way to the mall.

Time: 3:32 army time

Location: The Mall

Team: Girls

Mission: Paint Ball at the Mall

BPOV (Bella)

We were in position in the mall. I was in the janitors' closet, waiting for someone to pass by it. Rachel and Rosalie were in the food court. Alison and Alice were in the fountain in the middle of the mall. Yes in the water waiting. Belinda was on the second floor with view of the closet I was in and the fountain.

I heard the boys run in and they were armed. I heard them talking.

"Edward, take the janitors' closet near the fountain. Jason and Jasper check the food court. The rest of us, spread out," Evan said.

Shit! I was in the closet! Well I could have fun with this. I was going to kiss him and then teleport out. The door opened and I was holding myself to the roof of the closet. I jumped down and started to make out with him. He was surprised but that didn't stop him from kissing me back. But then he did the unthinkable. He grabbed my thigh and hitched it around his waist. What the hell! He doesn't even know who he is kissing. Right now I was against the door and still kissing him. His tongue darted into my mouth and I wrapped my arms around his neck. I was getting in too deep! I teleported out of the closet and into the fountain so no one could see my hair and messed up make-up.

EPOV

I walked into the closet and closed the door. I waited for someone to walk by. But someone was already in the closet. They jumped down and started to kiss me. Who the hell was this! It can't be Bella she would never do this. My mind kept telling me that it was Bella but then the monster in me started to take over. I hitched her thigh around my waist and continued to kiss her. She backed up against the door. But then my face slammed into the door. What the hell?! Where did she go? Was I just imagining things? I opened the closet to see if the coast was clear.

I walked and sat down on the edge of the fountain but then I was being shot in the back by paint balls. I turned around to see Alison, Alice, and Bella shooting at me.

"Edward, why did I hear kissing noises and panting in that closet?" Bella asked. I stiffened. It wasn't Bella in there.

"Uh, I don't know what you're talking about," I stuttered.

Bella jumped out of the fountain and ran. Before she ran she glanced behind her and winked. It was Bella in there.

Hahahaahah!!! Omg that was a long chapter. But that little make out scene was inspired by Twilightwriterxoxo!!! I got that idea from her/him. Thanks for the suggestion! If you have and suggestions just put it in a review or PM me!!! But please REVIEW LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDED ON IT!!!

*Hugs and kisses and vampire wishes* ~Phoebe