A/N: Thank you guys who reviewed! I am so happy you didn't forget about the story, especially after it's taking me so frigging long to update! I sorry! Lol! Anyways, you guys rock! Muahaha! This chapter will be interesting because I decided that I missed Billy in the story, so… I pulled a few strings… to do something kewl. Lol! Anyways, prepare to see who the mystery man is! Oh, and more humor is to come! I just reread some of my earlier chappies, and I do think they are more fun than my latest. SO MORE HUMOR! Lol! Kay I'll shut up now… lol!
Chapter: 21 I miss Billy! Who the F are you!
Rick
Rick stood up slowly, he was seriously pissed now, this… DUDE wasn't even supposed to show up until… the fourth game!
"So… I finally know who you are." Rick said, and smiled at the fact that the man had a stunned look on his face.
"What the hell are you talking about?" He asked, and lowered the sub machine gun. Rick noticed but didn't show any sign of victory. It could cause him to be killed right there. The man look puzzled, and a little surprised.
"Well, nothing you would know really… Krauser." Rick said, and smirked, satisfied with the stunned look on Krauser's face. Krauser gritted his teeth, and glared at him so hard you'd think he was trying to make Rick burn up in smoke on the spot.
"Who do you work for!" He barked, and shoved Rick's shoulder hard. Rick stepped back a step, and decided to stall until he knew what to do.
"I work for… well you know." Rick said, and glared at Krauser.
"No I don't know." Krauser snapped back and gritted his teeth pissed at Rick.
"Sure you do." Rick responded and faked being surprised that Krauser didn't know him.
"No. I don't." He said, and firmly held his gun.
"Yeah I really think you do." Rick said, and was shot in the leg. He fell to his knee, and cursed hardly until Krauser started to laugh.
"Whhaaaaaattt?" Rick asked pissed, but it sounded mostly like, 'ooooooooowwwwww…'
"I do know who you are!" Krauser lent down to Rick's sitting spot.
"Redfield!" He hissed, and raised his gun once more.
Not again… what is it with Chris and having enemies where ever he goes? My god…
Rick kicked Krauser while Krauser was mumbling about Rick having gotten taller, and made a limp towards the door close to the exit, which held the blue hallways, and the double set of blue doors.
"Damn it!" Krauser yelled, and started to fire like crazy at no one in particular. Or so it seemed because he didn't hit Rick at all. Rick kept running as fast as his wound could carry him, until a bullet hit too close to his foot, making him trip and roll.
"Hahahaha! Didn't run fast enough Redfield." He said, and walked over to Rick slowly, just to make the moment more suspenseful and exciting.
"I wonder if Wesker will want to finish you off… or watch you die… hm…" Krauser pondered. Rick rolled his eyes, and sighed deeply.
"I'm not--" He began slowly, and saw Leon right behind Krauser.
Leon and Claire had just entered the main hall silently, and watched what had happened, and now Leon had a kewel plan cooked up. Knock him out, and frisk him! Okay, not frisk him, but that was Claire's suggestion because she wanted his weapons for protection.
"Leon!" Krauser yelled out surprised, as Leon tried to hit Krauser hard over the head with his gun. Krauser ducked, and punched Leon in the gut. Leon let out an, "oof!" and fell backwards.
Rick took this time to tackle Krauser down, and try to beat the shit outta him, but was also knocked off after the first three hits. Claire pulled out her gun and fired a single shot at the Krauser who was now standing before Rick and Leon glaring at them hard, pondering over who to kill first.
"Argh!" Krauser held his side hard, and glared up at Claire in hatred. He then pulled out something blue, and dropped it to the floor, which made it explode, sending bright light into the hero's eyes and blinding them for a few seconds.
When the light disappeared Krauser was gone.
"Geez, why couldn't you guys just shoot him instead of trying to beat him up?" Claire asked, and helped Rick up.
"I dunno, it feels good to hit something ya know?" Leon asked, and Rick laughed, while they smiled at each other agreeing.
"Jesus Christ…" Claire mumbled and turned away.
"Okay, let's keep moving, I still haven't found Claire Bear." Rick said, and looked down at his wound. He pulled out a few herbs and ate some.
"Yeah sure, but we wanted to tell you we have the last puzzle to the electronic lock on the door in the sewers. We also found a shaft we can get into to take a short cut." Claire said quickly while they headed up towards the third floor.
"Cool." He said, and smiled at them.
"I wonder where Claire Bear is though, I mean is she with Sherry or… whose she with? How could she be gone just like that?" Claire asked, and thought with a frown on her face.
"I do not know." Rick said in real bad voice acting. He smiled inwardly, and thought that Claire Bear could actually be with Ada…
"Really? Cuz that just sounded like a lie." Leon said out front and looked at Rick questioningly. Rick tried not to start babbling and just shrugged.
"Really? How weird." He mumbled and just looked straight ahead. Leon just rolled his eyes, and Claire laughed at them both.
Claire Bear Ada and… SHERRY!
"Okay okay OKAY! If I give you ten dollars will you get out of there and help us?" I asked, and held up the ten dollars I had won from Billy earlier when I told the prediction of the scorpion.
"No. Listen kids, and lady, I don't want to get out. I want to stay here where it's safe." He said, and lay back down on his little cell bed. I sighed.
Ben. Ben something. He was one stupid fella. Ada and I both got to the jail cell that held old Ben, and on the way we picked up Sherry whom was actually tailing us from a while back.
"Okay what about a cookie?" I asked, and looked at him desperate. Sherry giggled. Ada sighed, and glared at Ben.
"Fine then just tell us what you know." She said. There were two cells to be exact, all on the left side of the wall, and they were all messy and yucky. I wouldn't wanna stay there, but then again… okay never mind. The walls were pee yellow. Yum! Okay that was a joke.
"Oh, and you can't be in our kewel little team! CUZ WE ARE-- THE THREE AMIGOS! Oh shit now I miss Billy…" I mumbled. I saw Sherry smiling up at me, and smiled back.
"Who's Billy?" She asked. I smiled at the memories.
"A macho buddy of mine. Met him… a few days ago." I said and smiled.
"Kewel." Sherry said picking up a few things from what I had said. I smiled, and laughed.
"Whatever, I don't want to be a part of your dumb team, but fine I'll tell you." Ben began interrupting everything.
"HEY! We're not dumb! We're--" Sherry joined in, and we both exclaimed, "MACHO!"
"Again, I couldn't care less." Ben said.
"It's okay Sherry; all this time being in this cell has made him a worm with its head up its ass." I said, and hugged Sherry, who kept giggling like a school girl. Which she was but that's beside the point.
"Anyway, if I were you, I'd get out of here quick. There's a train platform not far from here." He said, and spilled out all the information to Ada. Sherry and I both just started to play rock, paper, scissors, until Ada said something sarcastic that made Ben giggle like a school girl which stopped both Sherry and I from playing to stare at him. Ada of course was too polite to say anything…
"He laughs like a school girl." I whispered into Sherry's ear. She laughed her blue eyes shinning. Ben's clothes were all dirty, and so was his skin, he had blonde/ brown hair, or it was just dirty I couldn't tell, and it was held up in a high ponytail which made him look like a woman.
"He looks like one too. Or an I wanna be a sexy school girl." I whispered. I think he knew I was whispering to Sherry about him cuz Sherry kept giggling.
"Shut up! What are you--" I immediately cut off Ben.
"Your giggle and need to be sexy! BWAHAHAHA!" I laughed, and ran off with Sherry so he couldn't throw a cup at us. Sherry and I both waited outside for Ada, and when she came she was chuckling a little bit.
"Whhaaaaaattt?" I asked, and smiled at her.
"Nothing. There were just some times where I wanted to laugh at his 'cute' giggles." She said, and I immediately started to laugh deeply and evilly, like Dr. Doom himself except he laughs like a school girl too…
"WHAT THE HELL!" We heard a yell come from inside the room with Ben, and we all immediately came running back into the bright room to come to the 'man's' rescue.
"Holey Cheese apple pie!…ew!" I yelled as I saw Birkin in the cell walking towards Ben, and shoving something into his mouth.
"Hey, if you two wanna be alone then hell, just ask…" I said, and turned around to leave. Birkin immediately jumped through the ceiling as if the idea itself was disgusting enough to send it running away.
I laughed and looked at Ben who was now out of his cell. The door was completely burst open, and on the floor. There was only a little space to walk around like a small hallway.
We all heard a door open from behind us and saw Leon, Claire, and Rick running over to us. Rick saw me, and ran up to me quickly. He hugged me tightly.
"Arrghh! Not so hard, you big dope, or you'll squeeze the tears out of me." I said happy that he was hugging me. He let go and smiled down at me.
"I'm so happy you're okay." He said, and smiled. He was obviously close to thinking I was dead huh?
"Yah, more okay than him… I mean I told him to join our macho team, but nooooooooo, he didn't care…he wanted to stay and clip his toe nails!" I said, and pointed down at a glaring Ben.
"Shut up infant!" He yelled, and held his chest which was probably burning by now.
"YO FACE! SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! BBUURRRNN!" I said, and made a loud hissing noise to give him a clear picture of something sizzling under a burn.
"Ugh my chest…! It's burning!" He yelled, and was wobbling around I circles. How ironic! I took Sherry's hand, and led her to the next cell.
"Trust me, ya don't wanna see this." I said, and tried to calm myself down. Even if the guy was a prick it was still really horrible to see someone die like that. That's why I didn't go back out there.
Sherry and I waited for a few second and heard some splattering noises. I could almost feel my own chest burning… I was scared. Sherry was my own fear reflected off of her.
"W-what was that?" Sherry asked tears swelling up in her eyes. This was one of the times where I wished I could start crying, and expect to hear comforting words, but instead I was the one to do so.
"Well, either a burrito in a microwave went splat or Ben really had to take a serious dump…" I said, and smiled at her reassuringly.
"A dump huh?" Claire asked as the others appeared by our sides. Leon had some blood on his shirt, and when Sherry saw this, she immediately fainted. I picked her up and sighed.
"Great… thanks Leon, you just had to be in the front row seat HUH?" I asked, and pushed Sherry into his arms. Claire took off her pink vest and put it on Sherry.
"Kewel." I stated, and walked over to Rick who looked tired and a little shocked by the scene. I hugged him, and couldn't help myself. I looked at the mangled and severed body of what was left of a bloody Ben.
"Two down, four more to go…" I said. Rick looked at me confused.
"Two? Sherry's the only one--" I interrupted him.
"I'M COMIN' BILLY!" I yelled, and fell backwards blacking out before I hit the ground.
A little whiles later…
"Claire Bear?" I opened my eyes to the voice of Sherry and held my head.
"Whaaaaaat?" I asked, and rolled over on the bed.
Apparently we were in that gray safe room, with the little bed in it. It had a wide desk across from us with shattered papers around. A telephone was right next to me.
"Did you pass out too?" She asked.
"Yeah, she did." Came a thick deep voice. I sat up immediately and stared at Krauser.
"Great. You must think I'm a big pussy cat…" I mumbled, and started to laugh hysterically. Krauser stared at me like I was looney, which has been debated amongst the TEAM MACHO!
"Claire Bear, who is that man?" She asked. I looked at him and remembered it was him who tried to push me off the rail.
"That Sherry, is a drug dealer. He's a kidnapper too." I said, and tried not to laugh at Krauser's confused expression.
"What ever, just follow me…" He said.
"You see? That's the kidnapping part…" I whispered to Sherry as we both stood, and I held her hand for comfort.
"…before I knock you out…" He said, and glared at us, hearing everything I was saying.
"And that was the drug part. The only question is with what… DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN!" I yelled, and immediately Sherry thought Krauser was a friend of ours.
"My name is Sherry." She said and smiled up at him.
"Shush honey don't talk to fat over grown hairy men." I said, and pulled her away protectively, and dramatically. Krauser glared at me hard.
"Shut up, and do as I say you f------ punk." He cursed. I stared at him.
"Fine." I said.
"I SAID SHUT UP!" He yelled, and almost made Sherry cry.
"Okay okay sorry!" I said talking yet again.
"SHUT UP BITCH OR YOUR ASS IS MINE!" Krauser yelled and held me up against his knife. Sherry stared as her hands were up at her face in fear of watching what might happen next.
"Okay, ew. But okay I'll be quiet." I said, and let out a deep yawn right in his face. He shoved me back into the bed, and Sherry cuddled up next to me. Krauser yawned too.
"Follow me." He ordered with his TMP. (I just realized it was a TMP not a submachine, my bad.) I stood up and took Sherry's hand.
"Okey dokey." I said. Why was it that people dead, and dying gets me scared but not people threatening to kill me? Eh only God knows…
"You just can't do it can you!" Krauser yelled, and led us through the door.
"Apparently not. Anyways, where are we going? OH OH OH OH! Let's go to Taco Bell!" I yelled. Krauser turned around and hit me with is gun. My mouth started to bleed as Sherry started to cry.
"Geez Anger management." I said, and spat at the ground.
Krauser suddenly fell to the ground and didn't move. He was on his stomach, and blood was coming out from under him.
We were standing before a huge train platform, and to our right was a long hallway that led to a door. The part of the hallways seemed to be a green color, and the platform was bright with a few lights here and there.
I poked Krauser with my foot.
"He's dead! Let's run!" I yelled, and we started to run off when we bumped into Ada. Her arms were extended and she wore a serious expression on her face.
"This place is gonna blow soon. And I need you to tell me where the G-virus is." She said. My eyes widened, and I knew I had to fake it again. I stood forward dramatically.
"Ada! You traitor! How could you?" I asked and giggled. She stared at me like I was crazy. She then sighed.
"Alright fine. You're sticking with me until you hand it over." She said. I nodded.
"Kewl. Even though I don't have it but sure." I walked past her, and down the hallway.
Why did Ada think I had the G-virus? I sighed again clueless, and felt Sherry's hand take mine, as she walked up to me. I smiled down at her.
"Rick! Leon! Claire!" I yelled, as we had entered the new area. It was more like a big platform, and you could look through the small holes in the metal and see into pure darkness. The small red see through metal walkways led into two directions. One had a flashing blue light above it, and the other way had a flashing red light.
We all ran for the one with the red light cuz that's where we were reunited with or team.
"Hand over the G-Virus." Ada told Rick. I looked at Rick. He had it in his hand.
We were all staring at Ada surprised; well Rick and I were trying to.
"Why? Ada, I thought you were--?" Leon protested, and stared at her feeling betrayed.
"With you? No. Sorry. Now hand it over now." Ada was about to say something else, when she was shot from behind. She let out an, 'argh!' and dropped her gun. She then fell over the rail only to have Leon grab her hand.
"Let go of me Leon… it's too late." Ada said her voice cracking, and her eyes watering. Claire was holding on to Sherry, and Rick and I were just watching it waiting for the end.
"No! You promised!" Leon yelled.
"I know… I wished I could escape with all of you. But I couldn't because of who I was…" She said. I leaned over to Rick.
"I think I missed something. I don't remember anything of this!" I exclaimed.
"That's cuz you were unconscious." He said.
"Oh yah…" I said.
"Good bye…" Ada said, and let go. Leon yelled out in horror as Ada fell away into the shadows below, and disappeared.
"Bye." I said awkwardly. There was silence, and then Leon pulled out the G-Virus and threw it into the wall in front of us.
Rick and I felt extremely horrible about what just happened. Us not being able to help due to the game plots, and such. We both felt rotten, and what Leon did next wasn't helping very much.
"Why the hell didn't you help me!" Leon yelled at Rick. Rick looked surprised, and opened his mouth to say something when Leon shoved him hard.
"Leon, I'm sorry but--" Leon shoved him again. Rick started to get pissed.
"Hey break it up!" I yelled as Sherry started to cry into Claire's stomach. Claire couldn't deal with this seeing as how she was trying to clam down the little girl.
"YOU! Why didn't you help huh!" Leon yelled, and glared at me, while I was shoving Leon away with one hand, and holding Rick back with the other, although Rick just looked like he'd slap some sense into Leon. I stopped, and looked up at Leon slowly.
I hit him.
"YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN! Ada didn't make it cuz she wasn't gonna! But you know what? She isn't dead! That's right! Ada is gonna show up again! So calm down and let's get our asses out of here, unless you want to bend over and kiss it goodbye!" I yelled, and there was silence.
Silence between us all. Rick was now horrified to see if they would discover our secret, and the rest were just shocked to silence.
"Yeah… I'm sorry." Leon said, and walked by us all, and into the next room. I sighed.
"Well, let's go." I said, and we all made our way into the next room. I was just thank ful that they were mostly caught up in me hitting him rather than me telling him the other things I had accidentally blabbed out.
We were all silent. Which I hate.
A/N: Oh oh. Did Claire Bear just do what we think she did? Yep. Okie anywho. I hope ya'll liked it, and I shall write the next chapter soon enough: P I hope ya'll review! PLEASE: )
-Claire Bear