Chapter XXI: WTF!

A/N: Just to tell you readers, this chapter has the most words in it, so you'll be reading for a while. It has more than 6000, defeating Chap. 3's record with only 5000 and something. Enjoy anyway!

"Here are your Pokemon," Nurse Joy said as she handed May and Brendan their Pokemon back. The two trainers overslept this morning, and woke up at 1:00 pm, on a count on this following flashback…

Last Night-12:15 am

"Dammit Brendan, I thought you knew where you were going," May said as they passed Mauville Gambling Corner on their bikes for the fourth time tonight.

"I do," Brendan said. "It's just that I…slightly overlooked the details," he said while grinding on a nearby rail.

"Okay, so slightly overlooking the details means that there never was any details, right?" May asked angrily.

"Well…maybe if we used our Pokemon to help us…" Brendan said while doing a bunny hp high enough for him to do a back flip while going forward. May pulled out a Pokeball, and threw it up into the air.

"Go Swellow!" She yelled as she threw out her swallow Pokemon.

"Swellow swell, swell, swellow! (Damn, it's been a while since I last came out)!" Swellow said while flying into the air, and then looked at May.

"I know we have to get back too Swellow, that's why I need you to help us," May said while smiling.

"Swellow, low swell (stupid bitch)," Swellow said while shaking his head.

"Thanks," May said while smiling. "Okay, I need you to fly up in the air, and point to us where the Pokemon Center is," she said. Swellow looked at the big building behind them, and with a dull face expression, it pointed it's right wing to the building.

"Behind us," Brendan asked while turning around. When he did, he saw a big white building with a red top that said "Pokemon Center." "So that's were it was," Brendan said stupidly. Swellow and May did the anime fall. "May you don't need to do the idiot fall, you didn't know where it was either," he said while glaring at May.

"You're an idiot Brendan," May said while putting up her bike. Brendan just shook his head while putting his bike up as well.

"I know what you are, but what am I," Brendan asked.

"That is so first grade," May said.

"You're so first grade," Brendan said.

"What," May asked.

"Exactly," Brendan said while walking on into the center. When he got in, he saw Nurse Joy at the desk in her PJ's glaring at Brendan.

"Why the hell are you and the young lady coming in at 12:25 in the morning?" she asked while walking up to him.

"Oh…uh we got lost," Brendan said as May came up to him from behind.

"If you got lost, then why did I see you cross the Pokemon Center 4 times?" she asked.

"Look Nurse Joy," May said. "We really didn't see the center; it was my Swellow who just pointed us out to this building…"

"You let a damn bird show you the way here?" Nurse Joy asked. "You two are more retarded than the local gym leader," she said while moving to the front desk. "Had I been you I would have just ate the damn thing."

"Don't talk about my Swellow like that," May said. "This is May and a supportive Swellow, not Misty and a dumbass duck," she said. Everybody burst out laughing for a second, then when they stopped, Nurse Joy handed the two of them a card key.

"You're room 394," she said. "Go get some sleep; before I get that Swellow and make you eat it for breakfast," Nurse Joy said while smiling with closed eyes.

"You stop talking about my Pokemon like that, or I'll find three Nurse Joys, kill them, eat them, vomit them up, eat them again, vomit them one more time, eat them again, crap it out, eat the feces then vomit it again, have all my Pokemon plus Brendan spit in it, get a Seviper and milk it's venom to put in the vomit, have a Rapidash crap in it, have Team Magma and Aqua members piss in it, get a Likitung to eat it and spit it back out, add a Roselia's semen into it, and put all of that in your next morning coffee," May said while smiling with the same expression. Nurse Joy got a horrified look onto her face, Brendan looked disgusted, and May headed on into the room…

End Flashback

"Thanks Nurse Joy," they said as they took their Pokemon back. May grinned at the nurse and after her look of fear faded away, May turned around and headed out the door with Brendan.

"Okay May, here's the battle plan," Brendan said. "If the rumors about this guy are true, I'll get my badge, put it in my case, and we'll move on to the next town," he said while looking at her. May shook her head while glaring at Brendan.

"You have to win the battle with honor and tradition, and it'd be boring if you just took it, none the less retarded too," she said.

"I'll only do that if you beat me to the gym," Brendan said while mounding his bike. "Ready…"

"But Brendan…"

"GO!" he yelled while zooming off (as fast as he could) into the city.

"Dumbass," May said while pointing to a building down the road from the Pokemon Center. May saw a fake shock come out of the building for decoration. "The gym's right there," she said as she made her walk to the gym…

"Woo who!" Brendan shouted as he grinded on another rail. He saw from the distance a huge sign that said "Mauville City Gym." Brendan was speeding down as fast as he could, and saw a chubby old man handing out 4 Dynamo Badges to three little kids, and a man.

"Yes, now I can finally go to this years Hoenn League!" the man yelled while running off.

"Alright, just take the badge, find May, and head on out," Brendan said while doing a stoppie (backwards wheelie) to the man.

"Hey sir," Brendan said while holding out his hand. "Mind if I have a…Dynamo Badge," he asked while grinning.

"Well, since I do have this…wait a minute," Watson said while holding up the badge, but looking at Brendan funny. "What's your name," he asked.

"Why I'm Brendan Maple; aka: Norman Maple's son," Brendan said while grinning more.

"How much badges do you own now?" Watson asked.

"Two, the Stone Badge, and the Knuckle Badge," Brendan said. "But you shouldn't think less of me, I mean you just gave that man his eighth badge for the Hoenn League coming up in like 10 months," Brendan said.

"I can't give this to ya!" the man said while pocketing the badge.

"What…why?" Brendan asked shockedly.

"Well…some girl came up to me a few minutes ago, and told me that a kid named Brendan Maple, is the son of Norman Maple, had white hair and a headband, and already owned two badges was looking for a fair and honorable gym fight," Watson said. Brendan was absolutely destroyed.

"May…" he said silently.

"Yeah, that was her name too," Watson said while smiling stupidly. Brendan grabbed his collar, pulled him down to his face level, and glared at Watson.

"Let me tell you something Watson," Brendan said while glaring into his eyes. "I want that badge, and you will give it to me…" he said evily. But all of a sudden, a rock came and hit Brendan's hand. He reluctantly let go of Watson, and turned to see two five year olds glaring at Brendan.

"Move already, we want badges!" the blond boy with freckles shouted.

"Yeah, take your big boy stuff somewhere else, nobody cares about you and your fking problems," the red headed girl said. Brendan was shocked, and Watson just smiled.

"Now Kimmy," Watson said while smiling. "You already have 1829 Dynamo Badges, why have another one?" Watson asked. Brendan was shocked yet again; a little red headed girl uses one of the worst curse words in the book, and owns over 1500 Dynamo Badges, when Brendan doesn't own one?

"Hey kid," Brendan said while offering his hand to the girl. "Gimme one of those badges; you have more than 1000 of them and…"

"Shut the fk up you loser, I don't have time for your fking crap!" she yelled to Brendan.

"You little bitch…" Brendan said.

"What did you just call her?" Watson asked angrily. "This is my grandson's best friend, and I won't just sit here and listen to you insult my family…"

"And I'm the grandson…" the blond little boy said while grinning.

"Well then grandpa," Brendan said while gripping a Pokeball. "How about this; I battle you, and if I win…"

"You don't have to stake the Dynamo Badge in a battle you dummy." Watson said angrily. "I have to give you it, along with a TM34: Shock Wave, and 2300P!" he yelled. "You wanna go with me, then let's go…"

"Um…before you gentlemen battle, I wanted to ask something." A voice said coming up to them. Brendan turned to see the boy that he saw at the Petalburg Gym, Wally.

"Wally, what do you want," Brendan asked while turning to him.

"Hmm…you know were to find me, Maple," Watson said silently while running into the gym.

"Crap," Brendan said silently.

"Um…Brendan?" Wally asked. "Um…I was just wondering if you'd please have a battle with me?" he asked desperately.

"You know, now that you mention it, I need some extra training for the old buffoon anyway, so yeah, let's go." Brendan said while pulling out a Pokeball.

"Cool…um," Wally said. Then he ran a distance from Brendan, and turned towards him.

"I get to kick the loser in the balls!" Kim said while taking a step back.

"Yeah, me too!" the blond guy said.

"Ron, you're just copying me, stop it!" Kim yelled.

"Well, I wanna ball kick someone too." He said silently.

"Shut the fk up Ron, you suck balls," Kim said. The blond guy named Ron began to cry.

"I'm gonna go home, and…and….and eat nachos!" Ron said while running away.

"Damn, what a baby," Kim said while turning towards the battle. "Commence the battle…" she shouted.

"With pleasure," Brendan said while pulling out a Pokeball. "I chose you, Monkeyman!" Brendan said while throwing Slakoth out into the field.

"Um…I play this," Wally said while weakly throwing out a Pokemon. Out came his little Ralts that scratched it's nuts before glaring at Slakoth.

"Raaallll (Let's go)," Ralts said while getting into a battle pose.

"Um…I'll go first," Wally said nervously.

"Pss…screw that," Brendan said. "Monkeyman, use Scratch attack!" Brendan shouted. Slakoth walked over to the little psychic Pokemon, and scratched it with its claws, making it fly over to Wally in pain.

"Oh no, Ralts," Wally said while looking at his Pokemon. "Um…okay then, Ralts, use Future Sight…" he said. Ralts lifted its hands into the air, and it began to shake slightly.

"Monkeyman, quick, use Mega Punch," Brendan said. The lazy Pokemon jumped into the air as its fist began to glow white. He flew on down to Ralts, but the green headed Pokemon stopped when Slakoth flew within 5 feet from it.

"Ralts, teleport!" Wally yelled. Ralts disappeared from thin air, and Slakoth made a dent in the ground with its powerful fist. All of a sudden, Ralts appeared from behind Monkeyman.

"Ralts, Confusion," Wally said more loudly. A light blue aura surrounded Slakoth as he lifted into the air, and Ralts slammed it against the wall.

"Monkeyman, Yawn!" Brendan yelled. Monkeyman stayed in it's position, but let out a bunch of pink bubbles to Ralts. They all popped around the green headed Pokemon, and it started to sway back and forth. "Man, what's with this guy," Brendan thought.

"Ralts, quickly, use Confusion again," Wally yelled anxiously. The light blue aura surrounded Slakoth once again, and lifted it into the air.

"Ah crap…" Brendan said. But as Slakoth was raised about 3 feet into the air, Ralts fell onto the ground, and fell asleep.

"Yeah," Brendan said. "Wait, why am I celebrating a victory over a bitch like you?" Brendan asked. All of a sudden, the wind picked up, and first it felt breezy, but then it became harder, and harder.

"Future Sight!" Wally yelled excitedly. All of a sudden, a rainbow colored ball of energy came from no where, and smacked into Slakoth's side. Then it blew up, sending Slakoth a good 15 feet into the air, and then it fell on back to the ground, knocked out.

"Hmm…Monkeyman return," Brendan said while returning his Pokemon.

"You might not be able to here me Ralts," Wally said to his sleeping Pokemon and returning it. "But you did a great job too," he said while clicking Ralts's ball back to his side. "Great battle Brendan; maybe we'll meet again sometime…" Wally said.

"Whatever, get out of here," Brendan said. He walked on inside the gym, and heard Wally let out a horrible scream of pain.

"I said that the loser would get kicked in the balls didn't I?" he heard Kim's voice from outside say. Brendan walked on inside, and the darkened arena filled with stadium lights, and Brendan looked over to see Watson standing at the other corner of the arena.

"You ready you youngster?" Watson asked angrily.

"Whatever old man," Brendan said while pulling out another Pokeball and pointing it to Watson. "Just don't forget; if I win I get the TM34, 2300P, and the Dynamo Badge," Brendan said.

"But if you lose," Watson said while grinning. "You can never challenge me for the Dynamo Badge again, ever!" Watson said. Brendan took a moment to think about this, but then he nodded. All of a sudden, a man with two flags came running over to the middle right side of the arena, and held up his flags.

"The following match is scheduled for 3 falls," the judge said. "There will be 3 Pokemon each, the gym leader may not switch Pokemon during battle, but the trainer can." He said. Then he put his flags down. "Let the match…begin!" he shouted.

"Let's do this, old man," Brendan said while throwing out Heracrosse's ball. "I chose you…Horny," Brendan said as the Mold Pokemon came out.

"HA HA HA!" Watson laughed. "You fool, you should know that bug Pokemon are weak against the type of Pokemon I have at my here gym…" Watson said.

"What are you a fire trainer or something…?" Brendan asked while gripping Muddy's Pokeball.

"Nope, I'm electric!" Watson yelled while throwing out a Pokeball. Out came…another Pokeball?

"Why'd you throw out a Pokeball to face me, are you serious?" Brendan asked. But then the Pokeball turned around to reveal that it had two eyes. "What in the world is that?" Brendan asked while pulling out his Pokedex.

"Voltorb, the Ball Pokemon." His Pokedex said. But then Brendan burst out laughing.

"Ha ha ha ha ha…oh man…" Brendan said while trying to stop. "If you get two of those, and have them cling them down there…" Brendan said.

"Will you shut the hell up and let me finish you fking moron?" his Pokedex asked.

"Finish away," Brendan said.

"Anyway, Voltorb's the Ball Pokemon," it said. Brendan restrained himself from laughing this time. "Voltorb is extremely sensitive - it explodes at the slightest of shocks. It is rumored that it was first created when a Pokeball was exposed to a powerful pulse of energy." It said.

"Well then," Brendan said while putting his Pokedex up. "I guess I'll still defeat that rusty ball of yours," Brendan said.

"I'd love to see you try," Watson said. "Go Voltorb, use rollout attack!" Watson screamed.

"Like taking candy from a baby, Horny, fly up," Brendan said. Heracross flew into the air, dodging the opponent Pokemon's rollout. "Now, use Focus Punch," Brendan said. Heracross's fist glowed white, and then it flew down to Voltorb.

"Voltorb, roll away," Watson said. The ball Pokemon rolled on over back to Watson, and Heracross slammed its fist to the ground. "Now Voltorb, use Thundershock," Watson said. The little ball Pokemon shot a bunch of shocks toward Heracross, knocking it down easily.

"Horny, get up, you can do it," Brendan said. Heracross was in critical condition; it had a bunch of steam coming out of it, and a lot of scars and bruises, but it managed to stand up and glare at Voltorb. "Alright Horny, use Horn Attack," Brendan shouted. Heracross charged at Voltorb with its horn looking sharper. Then it jabbed at Voltorb 5 times, and having only the fourth time hit it.

"Another Thundershock Voltorb," Watson yelled. Voltorb shot another bunch of jolts over to the Mold Pokemon.

"Okay, this will be weird, but Horny, point your head towards the electricity," Brendan said. Heracross lowered its head down, and pointed his head towards the shocks.

"What are you doing," Watson asked.

"Now Horny, activate Mega Horn, but don't move," Brendan said. Heracross's head glowed white and all of Voltorb's jolts striked the horn.

"What's happening," Watson asked. But then, it appeared as though Brendan's quick plan worked so far.

"Horny's absorbing the electricity," Brendan said. "Had I only had him point his horn to the jolts, it wouldn't have worked. But since Mega Horn makes your horn or whatever as hard as steel…" Brendan said.

"You could absorb the jolts," May said while walking inside the gym.

"May, where'd you go?" Brendan asked.

"Well…I found this wonderful restaurant down the street, and I thought I should pig out," May said while smiling. "Plus, I talked to Wally outside, and I came in here just when you told Horny to bend over." She said.

"Why'd you tell this old punk that I wanted to battle 'fair and square?' I just want my Dynamo Badge!" Brendan yelled.

"Because I won't just sit back and let you walk all over that old man like that," May said.

"Some little girl has over 1800 Dynamo Badges!" Brendan said.

"Deal with it then," May said. Brendan glared at her for a few seconds, and then shook his head pretty angrily. He looked over at Heracross, and saw a bunch of random jolts come out of his body.

"You feel the power Horny," Brendan asked. Heracross looked at Brendan and nodded. "Alright, we still need more, so do you think that you can hold on to that piece of electricity for now?" he asked. Heracross shrugged its shoulders. "Well then, just try to, for now, tackle," Brendan said. Heracross nodded, and then jumped onto Voltorb. But then, a bunch of random sparks came out of both of the Pokemon, and then there was an explosion between the two. Heracross flew over to Brendan's side, and Voltorb flew over to Watson.

"What happened," May asked.

"Well, Voltorb has a special ability called Static," Watson said. "If a Pokemon physically attacks it, it has a 30 chance of getting paralyzed." He said.

"So what does that have to do with the explosion," May asked.

"Well, since Heracross had absorbed electricity, and he was hit with the Static, the colliding of the electricity must have caused the explosion," Watson said as he looked at his Pokemon.

"Way to go, genius," Brendan said. "You actually sounded smart this time," he said.

"And you can never sound intelligent, you imbecile," Watson said. Voltorb stood up, and glared over to Heracross, but the bug Pokemon had the circles in its eyes, signifying that it was knocked the fk out. Brendan sighed, and returned his Pokemon.

"Good job," he said as it withdrew into Brendan's Pokeball. "Great, I wasted my time battling Wally, and now I can't use Monkeyman," he thought to himself. "So that leaves me with Warrior (Nuzleaf), Muddy (Marshtomp), Iron Heart (Aron), and this egg in my backpack (What the hell's in there?). Well, I think I have an idea," he thought while gripping a Pokeball. Then he threw it out onto the battle field. "I chose Warrior!" he yelled as Nuzleaf came out.

"Nuz, Nuzleaf (Kickass, I'm battling again)," Nuzleaf said while getting to a battle position.

"I have no clue what you just said, but use Headbutt," Brendan yelled. Nuzleaf rolled its eyes, and went to charge at Voltorb.

"I don't think so," Watson said. "Voltorb, dodge!" he yelled. Voltorb tried to move, but since it was still weak, so Voltorb had a full hit to it, and it flew on over to the corner with the squiggles in his eyes.

"Voltorb is unable to battle, the winner of this battle is Nuzleaf," the judge said while pointing his green flag to Brendan.

"HA! Put that in your pipe and smoke it!" Brendan yelled. Nuzleaf put on a face of triumph and smiled with Brendan.

"Hmm…" Watson said while turning to his fallen Pokemon. He pointed his Pokeball to it, and the red beam of energy sucked up Voltorb. "Voltorb return," he said as the Pokemon was sucked up. "Good job rookie," he said while turning to Brendan. "But I know you won't be able to stand up to this," he said while throwing out another Pokemon. Instantly, a magnetic Pokemon that had three heads in triangular fomation, three eyes (one per head) and had U shaped magnets at the end of each of them.

"What in the world," Brendan asked while pulling out his Pokedex.

"Magneton, the Magnet Pokemon," Jessica said. Magneton emits a powerful magnetic force that is fatal to electronics and precision instruments. Because of this, it is said that some towns warn people to keep this Pokemon inside a Pokeball." Jessica said. Brendan put his Pokedex up and faced Watson.

"Alright then, let's go," Brendan said while pointing to Magneton. "Alright Warrior, Leach Seed!" he yelled. Nuzleaf shot a couple of seeds to hit Magneton, and as soon as they hit, a bunch of thick vines surrounded the magnet Pokemon.

"Damn!" Watson yelled while taking a step back.

"You better not lose Brendan," May said happily.

"Damn right I won't," Brendan said while grinning. "You might as well return that Pokemon, it's not gonna fight me," Brendan said while grinning more.

"I can't; damn gym rules," Watson said. "But it will fight; Magneton, use Sonic Boom!" he yelled. All of a sudden, Magneton shot some invisible waves over toward Nuzleaf, giving it some damage. Afterwards, Magneton looked as though it was in pain, and Nuzleaf looked slightly refreshed.

"Those vines are working," Brendan said.

"Hmm…Magneton, use Thunderbolt on Nuzleaf," Watson said. A bunch of jolts came out of Magneton, and they shot over to Nuzleaf, giving him minimal damage.

"Well, you just wasted some time," Brendan said while pointing to Magneton once again. "Alright Warrior, jump at Magneton and use head butt," Brendan said. Nuzleaf nodded, and then jumped as high as it could to head butt Magneton (which was quite high).

"Magneton, use Tackle on Nuzleaf," Watson said. Magneton stayed where it was, and then when Nuzleaf got closer, Magneton slammed very hard against it, slamming Nuzleaf to the ground violently.

"Warrior!" Brendan said while looking at his Pokemon in worry. Nuzleaf was shaking a lot, but it ended up standing up and glaring up at Magneton. "Alright Warrior," Brendan said while looking up at Magneton as well. "Use Swagger," Brendan said. Nuzleaf opened it's eyes very widely, and Magneton became confused. It began swaying back and forth and back and forth.

"Magneton, what are you doing?" Watson asked.

"HA! I just confused your Pokemon with Swagger," Brendan said while grinning. Magneton started to shoot bolts all around the gym arena while going around in circles. Three of the jolts went to Brendan's feet, another few flew on over to May and almost hit her, and one even hit Watson himself.

"Hey, watch your damn sparks," May yelled.

"Yeah, watch them dammit," Brendan yelled.

"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" Watson yelled while taking a few steps back and holding his chest in pain. Even the judge took about 10 steps back from his post, but then he still tried to look cool and stood there emotionlessly. But after another complication of sparks, Magneton hit itself, and still swayed back and forth.

"Man, both you and your Pokemon's retarded," Brendan said. But after a shock barely passed May's arm, seven bolts hit Nuzleaf!

"Warrior!" Brendan yelled. Most of Nuzleaf's body was burnt and covered in smoke, as Magneton's jolt attack ended after the Wily Pokemon was hit (ironically). Nuzleaf stood there for a second and thought about the hit that it just took. But then it fell on down to the ground, KOing it.

"Nuzleaf is unable to battle, the winner of the battle is Magneton," the judge said while pointing his flag to the magnet Pokemon.

"Well Brendan, it's true that Swagger does confuse my Pokemon, but the other effect is that it raises my Pokemon's attack sharply!" Watson said.

"Can somebody say, HA Brendan?" May said while grinning.

"Can somebody say, May shut the hell up," Brendan asked annoyedly.

"Can somebody say, I'm about to kick you in your nuts?" May asked while glaring at Brendan. Brendan didn't say anything else to her, and then he just glared at her, and then turned to Nuzleaf, and pulled out its Pokeball.

"Warrior, return," Brendan said while withdrawing his defeated Pokemon. "Damn, with only 2 Pokemon left, which one will, I chose?" Brendan asked himself. "Although Iron Heart is a Steel Pokemon, the Rock traits in him might protect him. But he's more Steel," Brendan thought. "And Marshtomp's still just a water Pokemon, but it doesn't matter…" Brendan thought. "I chose you, Marshtomp," Brendan said as he threw it out onto the battle field.

"Brendan, what the hell are you doing," May asked. Marshtomp turned to his trainer and looked at him worriedly.

"Marshtomp, Marshtomp marsh (Yeah Brendan, what the hell are you doing)," Marshtomp asked.

"Don't worry you guys, I know what I'm doing," Brendan said.

"Tss…bull shit," Brendan, May, Marshtomp, the judge, and Watson thought at the same time.

"Look," Brendan said. "I know that I can defeat this guy," Brendan said. "I just have to," he said.

"Brendan, you are the biggest idiot, ever," May said. "I should come in that arena, and slap the holy hell out of you!" May said.

"Look, you can slap me later," Brendan said. "Right now, I have to defeat Watson," Brendan said. May grinned and took a step back.

"Alright, but don't forget that you said that," May said while pressing the "Stop Recording" button on her Pokedex…

"Let's get this show on the road Muddy," Brendan said while pointing to Magneton. "Use Water Gun Muddy," Brendan said. Marshtomp took a deep breath, and shot a load of water over at Marshtomp.

"Dodge, and then use Shock Wave," Watson said. Magneton moved swiftly out of the Water Gun's way, and then started to absorb a blue energy.

"Muddy, get the hell outta the way!" Brendan shouted. Marshtomp ran around the arena over and over again, and then Magneton got two strong bolts at the Mud Fish Pokemon, shocking him severely. "MUDDY!" Brendan yelled out dramatically. But instead of falling over in pain or anything, Marshtomp kept his ground, and glared over at Magneton.

"What the world," May said while pulling out her Pokedex.

"When Mudkip evolves into Marshtomp, it gains another type other than Water, Ground." It said. Then May checked out her Pokedex type chart, and saw that Ground Pokemon are strong against Electric Pokemon.

"Brendan, Muddy is a Ground/Water Pokemon!" May yelled to Brendan. "And Ground Pokemon are strong against Electric Pokemon," she yelled to him. Brendan grinned, and turned to Watson.

"Hmm…so I guess you lucked out this time, Brendan," Watson said.

"Whatever, although Muddy's Water attribute makes it weak against you, the Ground covers it. Suck it!" Brendan yelled. Watson just glared at Brendan some more.

"Magneton, Shock Wave at full power," Watson said. Magneton absorbed more energy, and shot it at Marshtomp.

"Although I already know that Muddy won't take too much damage," Brendan said. "Muddy, out of the way," Brendan said. Marshtomp jumped into the air, but then another few jolts went on and hit Marshtomp.

"Hmm…Shock Wave is a move that never misses," Watson said while grinning. Brendan nodded his head, and then got an idea.

"Fine then," he said while pulling out his Pokedex and checking out Marshtomp's moves. He ran across a few interesting Ground moves, and grinned. "Alright," he said while putting his Pokedex back. "Let's rumble." He said. "Muddy, use Mud Shot," Brendan said. Marshtomp sprayed a muddy version of Water Gun up to the Magnet Pokemon, and it hit the thing on one of the bottom head things.

"You can take that Magneton," Watson said while pointing to Marshtomp. "Thundershock!" he yelled. Magneton shot some yellow electricity on over to Marshtomp, connecting with the Mud Fish Pokemon. But it stood up, and shook off the attack the best that it could. "Magneton, Take Down," Watson yelled. The magnet Pokemon charged on down to Marshtomp.

"Alright Muddy," Brendan said. "When Magneton gets close, use Water Gun to the ground, then use Mud-Slap from the air!" Brendan said.

"WHAT?" Watson asked. Magneton charged down to Marshtomp, and was getting closer by the second. By time it was about 3 feet (36 in.) away from it, Marshtomp quickly grabbed a handful of dirt, pointed its mouth to the ground, and launched a full powered Water Gun, and catapulted itself into the air. The water gun shot wet up most of the field too.

"Kickass," Brendan said as Magneton slammed into the ground. "Now use Mud-Slap!" he yelled. Marshtomp was falling down at a rate slower than he went up, but the Mud fish charged up a lot of power in its slapping arm, and when he got close enough, Magneton turned to face Marshtomp, and the mud fish slapped the mess out of him (with his hand and a big clump of arena dirt), making Magneton fly in the air while going forward, and then crashed into the ground and glided over to Watson's feet with squiggles in it's eyes.

"Magneton is unable to battle, the winner of this battle is Marshtomp," the judge said while pointing a flag at Brendan.

"Ouch," May said while looking at Magneton.

"Return," Watson said while returning his Pokemon, and grasping another Pokeball. "Next I will be playing my key card…"

"You mean key Pokemon; this isn't Yu-gi-oh you know," May said.

"Whatever, anyway, I play my trump, Manectric!" Watson said while throwing out a Pokeball. Out came a dog like Pokemon that was blue and yellow, but the top of it had some yellow crown like thing connected to it's head.

"What's that?" May asked while pulling out her Pokedex.

"Manectric, the Discharge Pokemon," the Pokedex said. "Manectric discharges strong electricity from its mane. The mane is used for collecting electricity from the atmosphere. This Pokemon creates thunderclouds over its head." The Pokedex said. May put up her Pokedex, and looked at the odd Pokemon.

"Alright Manectric," Watson said while pointing to Marshtomp. "Use Thunderbolt!" he shouted. Manectric built up some electricity, and shot it all over to Marshtomp.

"Marshtomp, dodge the shot!" Brendan yelled. Marshtomp hoped out of the way right before it was hit from the electricity.

"Manectric, use Thunder at the field!" Watson yelled. Manectric shot some jolts on the ground, and the electricity went all over the field. Then, all of the electricity flowed over, and hit Marshtomp directly.

"WHAT?" May and Brendan yelled in unison.

"How can the electricity flow, that's dirt," May asked.

"HA! Ask your boyfriend over there," Watson said.

"St I donno," Brendan said.

"Well, just now you told Marshtomp to use Water Gun on the ground to shoot itself up," Watson said. "That Water Gun soaked up most of the field, making it moist. Then the water helped the electricity flow to your Pokemon, therefore shocking it," Watson said.

"Dammit," Brendan said while glaring at Watson. Marshtomp had some smoke come out of its front, but it stood up and shook off the pain as dogs shake off water after a bath. "Good job Muddy," Brendan said while looking at his Pokemon.

"Marshtomp (Damn right)," Marshtomp said while looking at Brendan determinedly.

"All right, let's kick some ass," Brendan said while looking at Manectric. "Muddy, use Mud Shot!" he yelled. Marshtomp shot a blast of dirty water over at Manectric.

"Manectric, dodge and use Quick Attack," Watson said. Manectric jumped into the air, shot down to Marshtomp, and got a nice full body slam to it.

"Muddy!" Brendan yelled.

"Thunder Wave," Watson said. Manectric shot a weak little bolt over to Marshtomp, and paralyzed the mud fish Pokemon.

"Some of a biscuit," Brendan said. "Muddy, are you alright," he asked. Marshtomp tried to stand up, but since it was paralyzed, it couldn't move. "Crap," Brendan said.

"Marshtomp, can you move," May asked. Marshtomp tried so hard to move, it got a constipated look onto its face. "You can do it Marshtomp," May said. Marshtomp tried very hard, and it ended up moving its head up slightly.

"This is ridiculous," Watson said while grinning. "Manectric, Body Slam," he shouted. The discharge Pokemon ran for a few seconds and then jumped into the air while howling.

"Alright Muddy, this is the perfect time for an aerial attack," Brendan said. "Muddy, use Whirlpool as best as you can!" Brendan said. Marshtomp took a big breath, and shot a big blast of water spinning in a circular formation at the Manectric. It hit, and Manectric flew all the way down to the ground. The remaining water fell onto Marshtomp, and he was able to move a little bit better now. The two Pokemon slowly stood onto their feet, and then they glared at each other when they finally got to their destination.

"Hmm…this is a very entertaining battle," Watson said.

"Yeah, it is isn't it?" Brendan asked. "But I'm gonna end it; Muddy, use your strongest Whirlpool!" Brendan shouted. Marshtomp shot another blast of circular water to Manectric.

"I don't think so," Watson said. "Manectric, charge through the water, and use Shock Wave," he said. Manectric began to have blue jolts come out of his body, and the discharge Pokemon charged through the water.

"You idiot, now there's gonna be another dramatic explosion!" Brendan yelled to Watson.

"Case in point," Watson yelled back.

"Muddy, use Mudslap as well," Brendan yelled. While shooting the water, Marshtomp grabbed a handful of dirt once more, and grinned to itself. When Manectric got close enough, Marshtomp squeezed it's muscles, and slapped Manectric, the discharge Pokemon knocked into Marshtomp, and the Jolts + Water + Mud One hell of an explosion. Matter a fact, the explosion was so powerful, that it knocked down Brendan, Watson, May, and the judge as well. After about 2 minutes, the noise of the explosion ceased, and the smoke cleared up after another 3 minutes (5 minutes can be a while). When the smoke did clear, Marshtomp and Manectric were at their respective sides of the field glaring at each other. They both had some scars and cuts, and each of them were panting very hard.

"Come on Marshtomp, have Manectric dramatically fall instead of you," May yelled.

"You can do it Manectric," Watson said. The two Pokemon glared at each other for another while, and then Marshtomp fell onto its stomach.

"MUDDY, NO!" Brendan yelled in shock and worry.

"HA! I win." Watson said. "It looks to me as if you can never challenge for the Dynamo Badge, ever!" Watson said. Brendan returned his Pokemon and fell onto his knee's in shock, May had a worried expression, and Watson was laughing.

"If I can't challenge for the Dynamo Badge, that means I'll only have 7 badges instead of the required 8," Brendan thought to himself. "M…my Pokemon Journey is completely over!"

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"MMMMMMMUUUAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAH! You guys thought that Brendan would win. But by now you readers should know that this is MY May/Brendan fic. It's completely different, and random. But I love the female readers of this story (but gentlemen, I'm not gay so I can't love you, but your cool anyway), so I keep making this story for you. Please review and tell me what you thought of the chapter, especially the twist!