Chapter 21
Kagome grinned as she walked out of the bathroom. Inuyasha just eyed her suspiciously. 'What is she plotting?' Kagome smiled as she walked over to him.
"Inuyasha, when was the last time you shaved?"
"Why do you ask?"
"Because you need to again." she said as she spattered shaving cream all over his face. Inuyasha grumbled something as he stood up. Kagome was laughing at him, until he grabbed her by the waist and dragged her into the bath room.
"What are you doing?" She screamed. She was cut off by a quick kiss.
"You wake the others up if you're not quiet." Inuyasha opened the door to the bath room and slipped on the now soapy floor. Unfortunately for Kagome, he had dragged her with him. Inuyasha slipped and fell into the bath tub, full of water. Kagome was fortunate enough to snake out of his grasp before he fell in. He made a loud splash and Kagome defended herself from the water that was sploshed on the floor. Inuyasha growled as he sat in the bath tub, soaking wet. Kagome laughed again.
"Are you going to come out?" He crossed his arms.
"No. I think I'll stay here." he said as he looked around. Kagome laughed.
"Suit yourself. I need to clean this up a little." she said as she took some towels off of the shelf and began to clean the soapy floor. Inuyasha sat there for a while.. His dignity hadn't completely ran out as Kagome keep whistling and doing other things to try to annoy him as she worked. Inuyasha sat there with his arms crossed as he began to whistle his own tune. Kagome just tried not to laugh. The song he happened to pick was We Trusted You by Transplants, which he knew Kagome hated with a passion. He didn't care for them much himself, but he wouldn't let Kagome know that. He began to sing parts of it.
"We trusted you. We put out a helping hand. Only in return, we get stabbed in the back." He whistled a little more of it.
"I see it so clear now through my opened eyes. I stood by your side. You put a knife in my back. Never ever thought it'd be you who would do me like that."
Kagome finally laughed. "Okay, Inuyasha. I get your point. Sorry. I was uncalled for."
"That's right." He said as he stood up. Then, Miroku walked into the bath room.
"H-h-hey. What's (hiccup) going on -- in here?" He said. Kagome shook her head.
"Nothing, Miroku. I'm just going to get some of Inuyasha's clothes, because I'll kill him if he gets the floor dirty." she said. Inuyasha grumbled as Kagome left the room. Miroku looked at Inuyasha.
"Why are you (hiccup) all wet?"
"None of your business. Why don't you go to sleep?"
"Cause I got to pee."
"Oh." Miroku stood there.
"She must (hiccup) hurry. I really (burp) got to go." He said as he stood in an awkward position. Inuyasha's eye opened wide.
"Kagome, you better hurry up. Miroku looks like he's about to burst."
"Okay. I'm coming." she said as she appeared in the door way. She threw Inuyasha some clothes and shut the door. Miroku sighed.
"I got to go."
"Okay, whatever. I change in the shower. Go ahead a pee." he said as he shut the curtain.
"Okay." Inuyasha began to change when he got the twinkling sound effects. He ignored them as much as he could until Miroku began singing.
"There's a place in France where the naked ladies dance. There's a hole in the wall where the men can see it all." he sang, out of tune.
"Dude, shut up." Inuyasha said.
"Why? What's wrong with me singing?"
"It's disturbing. Don't even talk to me while you pee."
"But-"
"Don't."
"Why n-"
"Just don't"
"But-"
" If you don't shut, you'll be going to hell quicker than you plan on."
Silence. Complete and utter silence.
"Thank god." he muttered to himself as he put on his pants. Miroku poked the curtain. Inuyasha quickly buttoned his pants.
"What are you doing?"
"Noth- (hiccup) -ing."
"Are you done?"
"I think so."
"Okay. Flush the toilet and put on your pants." he said with a scowl. He couldn't believe that he had to tell his best friend how to go to the bathroom. He heard a zip.
"Is it okay to come out now?"
"Yep." Inuyasha stepped out of the shower and out of the bathroom, throwing his wet clothes in the hamper. Miroku followed him out. Inuyasha turned back around and pointed back to the bathroom.
"Wash your hands." Miroku smiled as he saluted him.
"Sir. Yes, sir." Inuyasha rolled his eyes as he saw Miroku stumble back into the bath room. Kagome saw the scowl and smiled sweetly.
"Have a good time?" He glared at her.
"Peachy." He mumbled as he pointed an accusatory finger at her. "You did this to me." Kagome made an innocent face and pointed back at herself. Inuyasha glared.
"Don't act innocent. You look like Miroku like that." Kagome shuttered.
"Don't even joke like that." she said as she smiled. He plopped down on the blankets on the floor. Just then, Miroku stumbled out of the bathroom, tripping over Inuyasha and landing on top of Sango. Luckily, Sango didn't wake up, but then Miroku didn't get up either. Inuyasha got up and looked at Miroku. He was out cold. He grinned.
"I'm not going to move him." Kagome looked at the predicament.
"We better move him. Sango will throw a fit."
"I know. That's the point? What do you think she's going to think when she wakes up and finds Miroku on top of her?" Kagome suppressed the urge to laugh.
"That's evil, but what can I do? I can't pick him up and I can't force you to do it." she said with a smirk.
"Okay. I'll take all of the blame." he said as he laid down once again.
"Goodnight, Inuyasha."
" 'Night, Kag"
"What the hell is going on here?" A voice boomed through the room. Sango's eyes shot open as she heard the voice. Her head was spinning. She tried to sit up but found herself constricted by a heavy weight. She looked at the blurred thing on top of her and closed her eyes. Shaking her head slightly, she opened her eyes again to see that it was SOMEONE on top of her. She immediately forgot the hangover. She got up, dumping the person onto the floor. It was Miroku, who was now stirring from his contented slumber. She slapped him twice before he came to. He grabbed her arm.
"Why are you hitting me? I didn't do anything." He said.
"Why were you sleeping on top of me?" she yelled. He flinched at her yelling. Her voice lowered to a quiet whisper. "Did we do anything last night?" He gave her a look.
"What are you talking about? What happened last night?" He said as he sat up, rubbing his aching head. She looked at him.
"I don't remember anything passed driving home from the beach."
"We went to the beach?" he said with an amused smile, in an attempt to cheer her up.
"You're a lot of help." she mumbled. He, slowly, got up and wrapped his arms around her waist, pulling her into his chest.
"Even if I was drunk, I would have more sense than to rob you of THAT. I wouldn't dare take it that far with or without sound judgement. I love you and would never hurt you." She calmed down in his arms and leaned into his chest. He rested his chin on her head.
"Deep down, I know you wouldn't." He took his chin off of her head and raised her chin with his hand, pressing his lips against hers. She wrapped her arms around his neck, involuntarily. After they broke off, Miroku sighed.
"Screw what I said earlier. Let's get it on." He said obviously jokingly. Sango laughed and smacked his arm playfully. That's when they heard painfully loud laughter from the other side of the room. They both winced as they saw Kagome and Inuyasha sitting next to each other on the other side of the bed.
"Woo hoo. Go Sango. We saw you deepening that kiss." Sango blushed like mad.
"It was disgusting." Inuyasha said.
"Why were you watching us then?" Miroku said as he pulled Sango into another kiss. Sango jerked back.
"Ooh. Rejection." Inuyasha said. Kagome playfully smacked his arm. Inuyasha looked at her out of the corner of his eye and laughed. Miroku glared at them.