Basket Sponge ~ Tournament Terror
"Team, I've assembled you all here this morning for a very important practice..." LeBron begins as Squidward gulps. "It's the practice beyond all other practices..."
Mr Krabs trembles.
"This is so damn important..."
"I can hardly stand the suspense!" SpongeBob says.
"Cuz it's...Squidward' birthday!" LeBron announces.
[A disco ball appears in the gym, as SpongeBob throws confetti]
"That's not important, Coach! The tournament is TONIGHT!" Larry says.
"I don't give a damn about that." LeBron tells him.
"Pin the tale on the walrus!" Patrick says as he shoves a nail up LeBron's butt. LeBron starts yelling something in German.
"What was that?" SpongeBob inquires.
"Doesn't matter." LeBron declines SpongeBob.
"Since it's my birthday, I can stay home and sleep instead of going to the tournament." Squidward says.
"Whaaaat? Heck no! Me and Patrick spent an entire episode trying to convince you to come! You're coming!" SpongeBob reminds him.
"That was sooooo 2 episodes ago! #IdontCare #PlanktonRules." Plankton says.
Krabs steps on Plankton.
"#Ouch!"
"Larry has a point, everyone. We've got a tournament only a few hours away." LeBron notes.
"We gonna kick BOOTY!" Krabs comments.
"WOO-HOOO! BOOTY TIME!" Patrick shouts as he strips his pants off.
"…..erm no."
"Who are we killing... I mean who are we playing in the tournament?" Larry inquires.
"The Seatown Strikers. After we play them, the winner of the tournament shall be determined." LeBron explains.
"Seatown Strikers, eh? THEY WILL DIE." Larry says.
"#TheyAreGoingDown!"
"Shut up with the stupid hashtags!" Krabs complains.
"#Awww..."
[On the roof, Adam is shown spying on them throw a crack in the ceiling]
"Hmmm...the Seatown Strikers..."
[Scene cuts to the Seatown Strikers practicing at their gym]
"Team, we've got a big night ahead of us-" The Seatown Coach says before he drops dead.
"Uh...Coach?"
"Tee-hee!" Adam sniggers in the corner with a gun.
"Bruh, are you the janitor? Cuz, like, we need a mop, dude."
Adam faceplams.
[Scene changes to Adam entering HIS gym]
"Greetings, team." Adam re-introduces himself to his team again.
"Kon'nichiwa!"
"Sup, Coach."
"Have you come to scold us again?" Squilliam inquires.
"Or torture us again?" Sandy asks.
"Or abuse us again?"
"No! Stop acting like I'm a horrible person!" Adam declines their complaints.
"You ARE a horrible person!" Nebuchadnezzar disagrees with him.
"A SEXY horrible person!" Venice agrees as she scoots closer to Adam.
"Venice, we've discussed this. As assistant coach, you are not permitted to speak. So SILENCE!" Adam reminds her.
"Anything for you, hot stuff. Aw, crap! I spoke! Dang it, I did it again!" Venice says.
"Shush! Anyway, team, I have an important announcement..." Adam tries to begin a announcement.
"You're gonna abuse us-" Micahel says.
"NO! We have a chance to get into the tournament-" Adam says.
"Whaaaaaat? How? We failed you!" Sandy says.
"Let's just say, the Seatown Strikers won't be able to compete in tonight's game..." Adam explains.
"And we're next on the lineup?" Squilliam asks him.
"Ohh...dang it. I forgot about that. Nah, we're like 12th or 13th on the lineup. Probably the Boss-Town Bonecrushers are next on the lineup." Adam reveals.
"Now what are we gonna do?" Jessie asks him.
"I guess I'll have to kill ALL the coaches of the teams ahead of us." Adam says.
"OR...simply sneak into the POBA President's office, and secretly change our position on the lineup!" Venice tells another plan for him to do.
"But that would be cheating!" Adam disagrees with Venice's plan.
"You freakin' MURDERED somebody!" Venice reminds him.
"Lol jk, I have no morals." Adam jokes.
"Good. Then go! Before it's too late!" Venice tells him.
"Okay! Wait a second...I'm the one in charge around here! I should be making one of YOU worthless souls do my dirty work!" Adam says to her.
[The Tomahawks begin whispering among themselves]
"I'LL do it!" Ash announces over the team.
[Team gasps]
"But Ash! You're just a boy!" Venice reminds him.
"Let's not forget, I have demonic sorcery on my side." Ash explains.
"Are you sure about this, Ash?" Adam asks him carefully.
"Positive." Ash agrees.
"Then go." Adam says.
[Scene fades to reveal Ash is sneaking through the POBA President's air vents]
"Look at him. Sleeping like a baby." Ash comments as he peeps down upon the POBA Preisdent.
The POBA President snoring, feet resting on the desk.
"Let's see, where are his files..." Ash says as he jumps onto the floor and rummages through his desk.
[Ash stumbles upon a sheet which lists all of the POBA teams and where they finished]
"Perfect! Now, I simply change the Toon Tomahawks from #13, to #3! Mwah-hah-hah-hah!"
"Eh? What the hell!" The POBA President asks as he wakes up.
"I summon the power of a demon!" Ash commands as the Flying Dutchman appears in the office.
"Ahoy!"
"Anyone but him!" Ash asks as he facepalms.
"Hello!" The Flying Dutchman greets as he gets in the POBA President's face.
"AAAHHHH!"
He pees himself, then jumps out the window.
"Well... that went swell." Ash comments.
[Scene cuts to SpongeBob watching TV in his pineapple]
"We interrupt this program with some breaking news! Jonathan Dick, coach of the Seatown Strikers...tee-hee, Dick...was mysteriously killed this morning! So, taking their place in tonight's tournament is the next-closest team...The Toon Tomahawks! Don't miss tonight's gruesome game, Bulldogs vs Tomahawks! Who will win? How should I know? I'm just a talking fish head!" Johnny Elaine reports on the news.
[SpongeBob cuts the TV off]
"Oh...my...god."
[SpongeBob calls LeBron]
"LeBron! Where are you?" SpongeBob asks LeBron.
"Definitely not a nude beach..." LeBron says on the phone.
"The only beach in Bikini Bottom?" SpongeBob inquires.
"Yeah..." LeBron agrees.
"That's not a nude beach." SpongeBob reveals.
"Ohhh...that explains why I'm currently getting kicked out." LeBron comments.
"Anyway, the coach of the Strikers was killed. Now we're playing the Toon Tomahawks instead!" SpongeBob explains the events on the news.
"That's impossible! They were #13 on the lineup!" LeBron declines.
"Not according to the sheet!" SpongeBob says.
"Something's fishy about this..." LeBron comments.
"Hey! I take offense to that!" SpongeBob complains.
"Gotta go, I'll call you back. I'm being placed in handcuffs." LeBron ends the call with the hashtags. "#NotANudeBeach #Ooops"
"Yeah don't do Plankton's hashtag thing..." SpongeBob reminds as he hangs up.
1 Hour Until the Tournament
[LeBron and the rest of the team arrived at the parking lot outisde the Golden Gym]
"Why do they call it the 'Golden Gym'?" LeBron inquires.
"Because it's made of pure gold, DOOFUS!" Krabs says.
Plankton bites Krabs' toe.
"AHHHHH!" Krabs screams.
"Mmm. Tastes like crablegs." Plankton says.
"Bruh, it's called the Golden Gym because it's the most honorable gym in all of Bikini Bottom. Only the true legends make it here." LeBron explains.
"I can't belive our team has made it this far! What a great season!" SpongeBob congratulates the team.
"It makes me proud to call you idiots my teammates." Larry comments as he sniffs.
"I still hate all of you lol." Squidward despises the team.
"Don't get too comfortable yet, team! In an hour, our time has come! All the hard work we've put into the season will be reflected in how play this game." LeBron remnds everyone in the team.
[Adam's truck pulls into the parking lot, with rock music flaring]
"Sup, losers!" Adam comments.
"Adam..." LeBron complains as he balls his hand into a fist.
"Well, well, well, if it isn't LeBrownie." Adam comments.
"Adam! You have NO business in tonight's game! You didn't earn it!" LeBron reminds him.
"Perhaps I didn't, Oh Great One, but after the death of the Strikers' coach, my team is next in line to take their place! You suckas are goin' down!" Adam explains to him.
"Adam, you cheated. I don't know how, but you cheated. You mothertrucking piece of shi-" LeBron begins to threaten him.
"YOU WILL KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT, OR YOU'RE GONNA GET IT." Adam delivers his threat.
[Him, Venice, and Ash get out of the truck, and approach the gym]
"See you inside." Adam says to LeBron as he enters the gym.
"Grrr...let's kill 'em." LeBron groans.
"Literally?"
"Maybe after the game. But as of now, just metaphorically." LeBron corrects himself for the current moment.
"Ahh."
[The rest of the Toon Tomahawks arrive at the parking lot]
"G'day, losers." Michael greats the other opponents as he enters the building with the rest of the Tomahawks.
[Squilliam and Sandy do not enter with the rest of their team; they stay outisde]
"Sandy, let's go inside." Squilliam says.
Sandy awkwardly looks at Squidward.
"H-...hey." Squidward tries to say.
"…..hey." Sandy tries to follow up on Squidward.
"Sandy! Get your eyes off him! He's our enemy, babe! C'mon!" Squilliam defends Sandy as he drags her inside.
Squidward sighs.
"I know it hurts, Squid." LeBron says to him.
"Yeah. I'd do anything to get her back." Squidward agrees.
"I know that feel, bro."
Squidward sighs again.
"Let's get in that gym and destroy 'em, eh?" LeBron says.
"I don't know..."
"C'mon, Squid. We've got a tournament to win." LeBron tries to motivate him.
"That's the spirit!" SpongeBob agrees with the motivation.
"Who are we?"
"Bulldogs!"
"Who are we?"
"Bulldogs!"
"I can't hear you!"
"BULLDOGS!"
[The teammates put all of their hands in.]
"1, 2, 3, BULLDOGS!" The team all say.
[The team busts into the Golden Gym with all of their energy]
"Ladies and gentlemen, let's get ready to RUMBLE!" The announcer shouts.
[Team huddle]
"Alright, guys, there's no turning back." LeBron says.
"Wait, no? Dang it!" Squidward says as he walks away with a suitcase and a bathing suit.
"I expect the best out of all of you." LeBron says.
"You got it, Coach!" SpongeBob agrees.
"Alrighty, Couch!" Patrick shouts as he sits on LeBron.
"It's COACH not COUCH!" LeBron tells him as he facepalms. "If there's one thing I've learned this season, it's that Patrick is an idiot."
"And playing basketball is a bad idea." Squidward says.
"Not now, Squidy." LeBron tells him whilst sighing.
"Whatever." Squidward agrees.
"And Larry, no killing anyone on our team." LeBron says.
"I'll have a positive mindset, I promise, Coach." Larry tells LeBron.
"Good. Now, the game is starting in less than 3 minutes." LeBron says.
"I am so PUMPED!" Krabs comments.
"Dear Lord, please help us to win this game." LeBron prays as he closes his eyes.
Patrick spraying a can of whipped cream into his mouth.
"…...we're gonna need it." LeBron says.
AT THE OTHER END
"This is it, team. We've cheated hard to get here." Adam tells them.
"I don't know, something just doesn't feel right, Coach." Michael disagrees.
"Shuddap, Mikey! This is our shot at finally winning something!" Adam reminds them.
Sandy stares across the court at Squidward and sighs.
"SANDY! What did I say about staring at him? He's GARBAGE!" Squilliam reminds Sandy.
"I'm starting to think YOU'RE garbage, Squilliam." Sandy groans as she gets angry.
"Well, in that case, you can forget about US. After this game, I'm movin' out of Bikini Bottom for GOOD!" Squilliam complains.
"Good, I never wanna see your ugly face ever AGAIN!" Sandy agrees Squilliam.
"Guys! Settle down!" Venice tells them.
"Venice, I'm the head coach. I'll handle this...ahem...guys! Settle down!" Adam raises his voice louder.
Sun Jeong facepalms.
"Alright, the game's starting. Get in there, and KILL 'EM! Ready, Tomahawks?" Ada
"Sure." Michael says as he sighs.
"Whatever." Ash agrees.
"On this side, we have the Bikini Bottom Bulldogs!" The announcer begins.
[SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, Krabs, and Larry enter the court]
"And on this side, we have the Toon Tomahawks!" The announcer continues.
[Michael, Sandy, Sun Jeong, Fat Jessie, and Nebuchadnezzar enter the court]
[Plankton is on the Bulldogs' bench; Ash and Squilliam are on the Tomahawks' bench]
The buzzer beeps. The game begins.
Larry wins the jump ball, dribbles down the court.
Adam chuckles, like he knows what's going to happen for his team and not the oponnents.
Mr Krabs trips on a hole in the floor, as Plankton bit his leg. He lands on the floor.
"Damnit, Eugene! You could have cost us the game!" Plankton says.
"Shut up, Sheldon." Mr Krabs complains as he gets up as quickly as he can.
"Where's my balls?" Patrick inquires as he gets hit in the head by the ball.
Larry grabs the ball.
"When did we start going into dodgeball?" LeBron asks them.
"When someone stopped caring about the tournament." Adam says.
"Get up, Patrick." SpongeBob says.
"Okay, pretty girl." Patrick comments as he has damage from the hit of the ball.
"Get him off, Get Plankton on." SpongeBob says.
(The Toon Tomahawk's score a point behind SpongeBob and Patrick's back.)
"The Toon Tomahawk's have scored the first point of the game in the first 5 minutes!" The announcer notes.
"Sorry guys, I let go of the ball too late." Larry says.
"And he gave it straight to us..." Michael tells them.
"Get on the bench. Right, we seem to be not up to scratch." SpongeBob says.
"This is the tournament SpongeBob, we can't end up in our own sh-." Larry comments.
"LeBron isn't really in this game. We are, the star players. Now do you want to feel like you are the first or the second?" SpongeBob says.
"FIRST!"
"I'm right here guys! But where is Adam and Venice?" LeBron asks.
"Damn it." Adam comments as he escapes from a door.
(Everyone is surprised...)
"You think I had sex?" He inquires.
The game continues... We have trial and error.
"Don't lose!" SpongeBob says.
"Win for the team!" Adam tells him.
"Don't you dare listen to that 'person'!" LeBron says.
"What the hell does that mean?" Adam inquires.
The scoring goes haywire.
Patrick scores 1 goal.
"That is now Toon Tomahwaks still at 4, But the Bikini Bottom Bulldogs has now tied with them." The announcers now says.
Sun scores a epic goal, better than Patrick's.
"Toon Tomahawks are now at 7, Bikini Bottom Bulldogs has 6."
Later on...
"It's half time, we have the Bulldogs at 22 and the Tomahawks at 24!"
"I think something else which still seems fishy." LeBron says.
"I take offense still!" SpongeBob reminds him.
"Anyways, It's halftime. We have the rest of the game to win or your heads are on kebab sticks." LeBron says.
"OOoo... Kebab sticks." Mr Krabs dreams.
"Sorry, Krabs. They aren't as good as you think." LeBron says.
"As LeBron says, we need to continue on... but in the way of winning. Because if we don't... We will be useless." SpongeBob tells him.
"You don't want to be useless..." Adam shouts across the hall as he gives a evil look. "The game is now in the locked into battle mode over the second half. Everyone is battiling through hoops; near deaths and calls. We now go into the final minute."
"Final minute. The score is 68 - 68. One more score and we are done. But if they get the one more score, we're dead. SpongeBob! Have the ball!" LeBron reminds them.
"But LeBron! You know what happens?" SpongeBob asks LeBron.
"Please!" LeBron asks them.
SpongeBob is running towards the Tomahwawks goal, with only 20 seconds left. He dribbles it but he bounces it too hard and it flies out of his hands as it goes nearly into the hoop but misses it and goes on the floor as the game has ended.
"And that is a tie for The Bikini Bottom Bulldogs and The Toon Tomahawks."
LeBron walks to Adam who is admitting defeat, pulls a gun out one of his pockets. Everyone gasps at this destruction.
"What the hell?" SpongeBob inquires.
"Don't you dare!"
"That's your gun?" Adam asks.
"It's yours, you left it underneath our bench." LeBron says.
Adam checks his pockets, finds out the gun is the one that LeBron is holding.
"So, you're holding my gun. Shoot me and everyone is going to know. So, what do you do? Be the hero, or become one like me." Adam asks him.
LeBron urges to pull the trigger, everything Adam has done in the past season is all his fault, but he's just 25; He then stops his anger and throws it away.
"Go and kill me now."
"I'm not gonna." Adam says.
"I'm sorry, what?" LeBron inquires.
"I'm not going to kill you, since you didn't do it. You couldn't do it. I will never. But guess what, I forgive you. For the first time since in ages, I'm forgiving the enemy of my ways." Adam says to them and apoligizes.
They both hug each other, to forgive both of them. Everyone claps.
"I no longer acknowledge you as my worst enemy but as a aqautenince. It's to show us the error. But to tell you the exact results, you won over one point."
"Wait, what?" Every Bulldog asks.
"After Mr. Star encountered his injury with the ball hitting his head, our team were suppoused to have given you the ball but we carried on, eventually the point did not count. So, the results are 67 for us and 68 for you. Seems like a good ending."
The Bulldogs all cheer as they have won the tournament, the matches are done for and that seems to be it for them, the Tomahawks sigh in shame but clap for the Bulldogs. The Tomahawks leave the hall, Adam carrying Venice like they married.
The Next Day
"I present a promotion for a certain person who helped us win the Tournament yesterday. A certain SpongeBob SquarePants has been promoted to Assistant Coach." LeBron announces.
"Thank you, LeBron." SpongeBob comments.
They then all gather round for a selfie of all of them around LeBron.
AUTHOR'S NOTE:
Okay, finally! The first season is finalllly finished! That's 21 episodeesss all done and finished. No more season one, now onto the longer, but more intresting second season... soon.
However, I will be taking a break to do some stuff during the beginning of May 'till the end of June. So, yeah... who really kind of cares.
THE IMPERIAL GHOST ~ APRIL 24TH, 2017