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If Wishes were Basilisks

Tomo-maru wants...Harry/Bill "fornicating"

Oblivion


Harry had decided that he disliked Mrs. Weasley from that moment onward. Harry also had a feeling that there might be a bit of Harpy blood in the Prewetts considering all the screeching she was doing.

Trying to lecture about how premarital sex was not acceptable in her house.

Especially gay sex.

In retaliation Harry pulled Bill down to his height and kissed him, kissed him good. Harry was very satisfied by the end result.

It left Bill in a witless stupor with a dopy smile on his face and made a Harpy turn into a stuttering speechless mess.

Plus there was Ginny who had been trying to get to him to marry her, so that she could become Mrs. Potter.

If anything it was Bill that was going to be Mr. Potter.

If they wanted to screw each other into oblivion with hot monkey sex then they would by Merlin!

They could fornicate as they bloody well liked.

But then again Harry wanted to make a respectable man out of Bill by bonding with him.

Plus just the fact Bill would be permanently his to have his wicked way with was just left unsaid.