Chapter 21: He Did WHAT?
Written by: Kawaii-babi
Edited by: Your mom's dog

Okay, everyone. On Sunday, it was my dear friend Chelsea's b-day. Everyone PM her (ChelseaTheLoser) and wish her a happy birthday, and I'll give you a cookie… Too many people guessed the song right, so no OCs yet… I'll come up with more song lyrics for you guys to guess… I do have another OC though… his name is Thomas Trevor Taylor… can you guess whose son he is?

Yeah, so… no time for reviews if I want this posted by midnight… HBD Chels, make a wish… what? You wish that you were in a fic that you were married to Don Flack? Your wish is my command… ABRACADABRA!

"Hey Linds!" Chelsea yelled, running to catch up to Lindsay. Lindsay turned around and smiled when she saw her friend.

"CHELSEA!" Lindsay yelled, trying to run, but her belly slowing her down. She was now about 7 months along, and loving every single minute of it. Danny having to cook for her, clean, massages whenever she wanted, basically, everything and anything she asked him to do, he'd do. Chelsea ran up to Lindsay with a smile on her face.

"Linds… you'll never believe what Don did for my birthday yesterday!" Chelsea exclaimed.

"What did he do?" Lindsay asked. Chelsea smiled.

Flashback

"Don? Don! I'm home!" Chelsea announced, setting her camera on the table and taking her coat off.

"Don? Are you home?" Chelsea asked nervously, and she got nothing but silence. She cautiously closed the door and walked to their room. She saw his shoes and clothes but no Flack. Worriedly, then went to turn around, but felt something cold and circular on her back.

"Turn around and I shoot." Someone whispered into her ear. She grinned and pretended to be scared.

"Oh, please, don't hurt me!" She pleaded over dramatically, making the person chuckle.

"No funny business." The voice said, pulling Chelsea's arms back and cuffing them. She tensed up a little.

"Don… take the cuffs off." Chelsea pleaded, but to no avail. Flack pushed her on the bed. She rolled over to yell at him, but instead, she started to drool.

"You like?" Flack asked. Chelsea nodded.

"I like." She said with a grin. There was Flack, dressed in nothing but his navy blue boxers, his badge and his gun. Chelsea took off the cuffs, which, lucky for her, were from the dollar store. Chelsea licked her lips and crooked her finger. Flack smiled and walked towards her.

"Happy birthday, Chels…" Flack said, pressing his lips to hers. Chelsea melted into the kiss but then pulled back.

"Zachary…" Chelsea said breathlessly. Flack grinned.

"With Evangeline." Flack said, moving in for another kiss.

"Kyla-Marie?" Chelsea asked. Flack smiled.

"With Thomas Trevor." Flack said simply. Chelsea smiled.

"Whole house to ourselves?" Chelsea asked. Flack smiled.

"Defo." Flack said, capturing her lips in a heated kiss. He pushed her against the wall and she hit a switch, making a disco ball go on. Chelsea pulled away and raised her eyebrow.

"Is this, like, gonna be one of those low budget porn films?" Chelsea asked. Flack shook his head.

"Nope… in those… they don't actually have sex… they fake every minute of it." Flack said. Chelsea grinned.

"I love you." Chelsea said. Flack grinned.

"Love you too." Flack said, leaning in for another kiss.

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"How old are you now, Chels?" Flack asked, rolling off of her. Chelsea smiled.

"27." Chelsea responded. Flack snorted.

"Yeah, right. You've been 27 for 7 years. I think that you need to get over the fact that you're getting old… 34 year old." Flack said. Chelsea hit him playfully on the chest.

"Not nice." Chelsea said, yawning a bit.

"No round 2?" Flack asked. Chelsea shook her head.

"Nope." Chelsea said with a smile, dosing off.

End Flashback

"He did WHAT?" Lindsay asked, choking on her doughnut, and then coughing it up. Chelsea nodded.

"Best birthday ever." Chelsea said with a grin, drinking her coffee.

"I wonder what the guys are doing now." Lindsay said, looking up to the ceiling as if it would answer her.

CSINYCSINYCSINY

"Flack… I understand painting the room half pink, half blue… but did you HAVE to mix them together? My son is NOT going to grow up in a purple room… it will definitely turn him gay." Danny said, crossing his arms. Flack put down the paintbrush and sighed.

"What do you want me to do then? Go buy some more paint?" Flack asked. Danny glared at him, and Flack sighed.

"Okay… fine… but I'm buying one colour… so deal with it." Flack said. Danny smiled.

"Go ahead… NO PURPLE!" Danny yelled as Flack left the room.

CSINYCSINYCSINY

Evangeline was laying on Zachary's chest… his SHIRTLESS chest at that. She grinned and poked him on the nose.

"Hello stranger." Evangeline said as Zachary fluttered his eyes open. He grinned and kissed her on the forehead.

"Hello to you too." Zachary said, tickling her armpit, making her giggle ands squirm.

"Stop it." Evangeline squealed. She heard the front door slam and she jolted up, pulling the blanket up around her. She looked at her digital alarm clock and went pale.

"SHIT! Look at the time!" Evangeline exclaimed, falling off the bed. Zachary looked in desperation for his boxers, and then he found them and put them on quickly and ran towards Evangeline.

"You okay?" Zachary asked. Evangeline rubbed her head and nodded.

"Yeah… I think so…" Evangeline said, wincing as she ran her hand along her head. Zachary pulled her hand away and looked at it. He then decided to kiss the bump. Evangeline smiled and looked up.

"Did that help?" Zachary asked. Evangeline nodded.

"Defo." Evangeline said, pulling him down on top of her, but Zachary pulled away.

"Didn't your dad say we had to help with painting the nursery today?" Zachary asked. Evangeline groaned, got up and walked to her closet to look for some old clothes.

"Do you mind?" Evangeline asked, turning her finger in a circular motion, hinting that he should turn around. Zachary sighed and looked for his clothes.

"Fine… but you can't watch while I get changed. Evangeline suddenly went into drama mode.

"OH WOE IS ME! I CAN NOT LOOK WHILE YOU PUT THY CLOTHES ON THY DELECTABLE BODY!" Evangeline said over dramatically. Zachary sighed and pulled his jeans on.

"Drama geek." Zachary muttered under his breath. Evangeline smiled.

"Faggot." She said confidently, and then walked into her closet to get changed.

CSINYCSINYCSINY

"Good morning midgets!" Danny exclaimed as Evangeline and Zachary walked out of Evangeline's room. Evangeline giggled and walked to the kitchen.

"You made muffins, daddy? I LOVE YOU!" Evangeline exclaimed, grabbing a muffin and shoving it in her mouth. Zachary sighed.

"All the food you eat, and you're still as skinny as Paris Hilton." Zachary said. Evangeline gave him the death glare.

"You're walking on thin ice, bub." Evangeline said, grabbing another muffin. Zachary rolled his eyes.

"Whatever." Zachary said, grabbing a muffin and walking to the nursery. Evangeline sighed and ate her muffin, with Danny watching her attentively.

"What was that all about?" Danny asked. Evangeline sighed.

"Zac forgot our 2 year anniversary, and I caught him making out with my best friend… but he apologized, and I warned him that if he ever did anything like that again, I would send you after him." Evangeline said. Danny chuckled and pulled his daughter into a hug.

"THAT'S MY GIRL!" Danny said, giving her a noogie. Evangeline grunted and pulled away.

"DADDY! STOP IT!" Evangeline shrieked, pulling away and running out of the room. Danny watched her for a moment, and then got up and walked to the nursery.

The end.

Next chappie: PAINTING THE NURSERY! Contest:

What song and artist is this song from?

Any second you'll be wrapped around my finger

If you guess it right, you can pick the colour(s) of the nursery