Thanks for Bunny153539 for the nicknames again. I know Chisaki is just a baby, but she'll learn a lot of words that haven't been mentioned before. I realise that normal babies wouldn't be able to learn words as quickly as she will, but then again, Chisaki's not your average baby.
While Ulquiorra was heavily engrossed in writing his emo poetry, he forgot about Chisaki. The baby had gone though some of the cuatro esapada's stuff, and found a rope.
Chisaki got on top of Ulquiorra's wardrobe, tied it around the top of it, and then tied it around her neck. She was about to jump off, until the emo looked up. Ulquiorra then quickly sonidoed over, cut the rope with his zanpukto, and picked her up.
"Don't be so eager to die, trash," he said. "You can serve Aizen-sama in the future. Why trash, I was about to let another piece of trash kill me, then Aizen-sama showed up and…"
Chisaki started to fidget, and try to get out of Ulquiorra's grasp. The baby didn't want to hear any more of his emo ranting, and wanted to try to kill herself again.
Then Ulquiorra clutched her to his chest, and shouted, "AIZEN-SAMA!" in a fan girly voice, like Momo.
Chisaki was now being suffocated, and didn't know if that was a good for a bad thing.
She was then saved by the door opening, and Tousen walking in.
"The times for looking after the baby have been decided," he told Ulquiorra.
Chisaki looked up at Ulquiorra, and said, "Emo?"
"All Espada including myself, Gin and Aizen-sama will look after the baby for one hour," the ex-captain continued on. "It will start will Yammy, then she will be looked after by the other Espada by rank from the top up. Then she will be looked after by Captain Aizen, Gin, then myself."
He then walked over to Ulquiorra, took Chisaki from him, walked out of the room, and to the next person who would look after this monster next. Yammy and his hollow-dog.
I've noticed that a lot of you are complaining that the chapters are short. It's because I update nearly every single day, and the chapters are the list to why not to have a baby. All the suicide chapters are pretty much saying that they almost die too many times. But Chisaki is the worst baby ever, I guess. I've added so much stuff to the dictionary on Word, and whenever I right click on something to add it, the spelling thing majority of the time comes up with no spelling suggestions, or something not even close to the actual word... Anyway… Review!