"Hey Lily," Sirius sat down from across her. She glared at him over the top of her book. "Whatcha doin'?"

"None of your business, Black," She said suspiciously, turning back to her book.

"Aw, come on. I'm so bored right now!"

"Good for you."

"Please!" Sirius whined. "You're my last hope!"

"Sirius Black. How many times have I told you: I will not get involved in one of your pranks ever again." She seethed. "You made me get me first detention!"

Sirius was amazed. "You got your first detention in sixth year?"

"Unlike some other people," Lily nodded. "When was your first one?"

"The first day of first year," Sirius grinned reminiscently. "Those were the days, man."

"Right. Now please get your behind out of my sight."

"But I'm still bored! Can't we at least go do something?" Sirius begged.

"Go snog Marlene senseless, like you normally do when you're bored,"

Sirius pouted at this. "We're on a little break from each other."

"Why?" Lily asked, barely glancing up. "To rest her sore vagina?"

Sirius' grin returned. "Ooh, Lily, you're thinking like a Marauder now. Good girl!"

"Shut it, Sirius. I shudder to think what you four have done to my mind." Lily really did shudder; her innocence was almost completely gone, thanks to them.

"Trust me, it's something good. Now, go apply that knowledge on James once he gets back from detention," Sirius urged. "You know, some hands-on experience," He added, waggling his eyebrows suggestively.

"SIRIUS BLACK!" Lily screamed, throwing her book down on the ground. "Leave me alone."

"Lily!" Sirius faked a shocked voice. "How could you do this to a library book?"

With steam practically pouring out of her ears, Lily stood up, hands on hips, glaring. Sirius cowered a bit. But you couldn't blame him; Lily can be almost as scary as McGonagall if it comes to it. "That's it, Black. This means war."

"War, eh?" Sirius asked shakily.

"War," Lily agreed grimly. "The Marauder way."

To be continued…

AN: Today is my first-month anniversary with this fic! You guys are siriusly amazing. I mean, 75 reviews in one month? Keep up the awesome work, guys! :D

MarisaCan'tRememberHerPassword: Can you do me a favor? I'm assuming you said yes xD So can you go to my other fics and read them and determine if I need a beta after that because I don't want to burden you with every little drabble because of all the confusion and what with me trying to update every day and all that. And it's pretty annoying, don't you think, to have to proofread something short like these. So yeah. My other stories' chapters are longer; therefore I'm more likely to make typos and grammar mistakes and whatnot. :D

Skaterofthebooks: lol. Having a drunk boyfriend is never good xD But it makes good reading, yeah?

PoppiiD: I hope so too. I've been increasing my fanfic-reading-rate to get some vague ideas from other authors, then turn it into something of my own, with a different plotline and stuff like that. So if any of you see anything that bears resemblance to some other fic you've read, don't worry. It's not plagiarism. Or at least I don't think so.

Jaisler: Aww thanks :') new readers always makes me happy :D

Jacky Dupree: omg you're right. Emmeline Vance would be around the same age as them. I never realized that xD in my earlier days as a fanfic reader, I saw a story with Sirius & Marlene, James & Lily, Mary & Remus, Alice & Frank so it kind of stuck in my brain. But if you want, I can have a chapter where Emmeline and Marlene fight for Sirius' affections. That'd be pretty amusing.

~Gella

P.S: Anyone care to read some of my other fics? I have an in-progress L&J one and a post-DH Trio that's currently on hiatus but will be updated soon. Read and review? For me? Please? All right, love ya!