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Dawn Summers, Personal Assistant.
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Chapter Twenty One – Like Chaos Theory, But Worse.
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"So why can't he remember any of it?"
"It's The Xander Effect." Dawn shrugged, "If chaos and random chance had a child, who then had a baby with the child of free will and destiny, that kid would either be Xander or the Doctor."
Donna didn't look convinced.
"You know about Ockham's Razor? The most obvious answer is usually the right one?" Donna nodded, "Not applicable to Time Lords or Xander."
"But-"
"Imagine a 12 sided dice. Whatever side it lands on requires the another six different 12 sided dice to be rolled, after you've done that flip 1444 coins from 4441 different planets, spin a roulette wheel and throw an egg; aiming at the Medusa Cascade, while standing on the moon, blindfolded. After you figure out all the possible outcomes; with a bit of charcoal and on newspaper, add an open invitation to Nanny Oggs's birthday party, just to see who shows up and what they end up doing."
"What you just said," Donna shook her head, "It doesn't make any sense."
Dawn grinned at her. "Exactly!"
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Noble, Donna – Cheswick, UK, Tardis.
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To be continued...
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