[Disclaimer]
[Sango is waiting on a street corner wearing tight black leather pants with a chain thing on it, a tight playboy bunny shirt, and a black leather jacket + she's wearing strategically placed jewelry and clip on piercings]
[Off screen, we hear a toilet flush]
[Sango: *sweatdrop and vein pop at the same time*]
[Miroku: *rides on scene on a motor cycle. He has a bandana tied on his head, he's wearing a leather jacket and faded jeans and a white t-shirt underneath the jacket. He also has cowboy boots and various chains, links, piercings, and an earring* ^___^ hey there, bunny!]
[Sango: How did you get a license to ride a motorcycle? - -]
[Miroku: ^_^ Internet.]
[Sango: *pulls her jacket shut* I don't know about you…but I hate these clothes that writer person made us wear]
[Miroku: Oh I dunno…*rubs the collar of his leather jacket* I think it's kind of spiffy. *reaches up and touches the bandana on his head* Although…. *he pulls it off. Even his hair is in spikes* I think I could do without this thing here.]
[Sango: *rolls her eyes* whatever….*walks over, sits behind him on the motorcycle and holds onto him* Can you say the disclaimer soon? I'd like to get out of these clothes.]
[Miroku: ^_______________________________^…hmmmm!!]
[Sango: …oh shit ;;;]
[Miroku: ^__^ Ah, Sango my dear! You make my accelerator happy!]
[Sango: *flick his ear hard*]
[Miroku: Owie! v]
[Sango: If you're not going to say it, I am! *looks at readers* Scorpiogal does not own Inu Yasha and we are very thankful for that….though if she did own him, she might have done something about his inexplicable problem of drifting between Kikyo and Kagome]
[Miroku: *makes biker gang sign* Here here! ^__^]
[Sango: Okay. Did you say that other thing you were supposed to say?]
[Miroku: Yep! Already did!]
[Sango: You did? Oo When?]
[Miroku: Oh the uh – accelerator thing.]
[Sango: That was it??]
[Miroku: Yep! That's it!]
[Sango: But I thought you were just saying that to me…]
[Miroku: Well I was going to say it to the readers, but I felt like saying it to you instead.]
[Sango: *pause* Oh…..]
[Miroku: Wanna go dry hump?]
[Sango: Only if there's alcohol involved.]
[Miroku: Of course! *revs motorbike* Drugs and unprotected sex, here we come! ^_^]
[They motor off screen with the theme music to Grease in the backround]
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Chapter 19: Luv is in the Air…
Inu Onna lay curled up into a ball in the middle of Kagome's new sleeping bag. It was wider, warmer, and softer. The infant was now far away from the world of reality, chasing swallow tailed butterflies in a grassy open meadow.
Kagome smiled at her adoringly and kissed the top of her fluffy little head. Then she stood up slowly and tip-toed to the other side of the hut where Inu Yasha was sitting quietly.
She sat sown nest to him and they both watched Inu Onna sleep. Kagome rested her chin on her hand and couldn't help but smile. "You know she really is adorable." She commented.
"Yeah," Inu Yasha said. "Until she wakes up."
Kagome looked up at him. "I mean really! It's amazing how good with her you are! By yourself, you were able to calm her down and get her to sleep. Everyone else could barely keep up with her!"
Inu Yasha smirked and beamed with pride. "Of course. I mean I'm a dog demon too! It's easy to figure out why she would like me!"
Kagome laughed to herself and smiled up at him. "I guess some people are just likable by nature." She winked at him.
Inu Yasha looked at her surprised and blushed lightly. Quickly, he looked away in the opposite direction.
Kagome hugged her knees and smiled to herself. Aww, he's so predictable, she thought. She hadn't felt so happy and at peace for months. She felt forgiving yet at the same time, quite vengeful. She was glad that her mother was right about him coming around eventually, but now she had to tease him to make sure he got the message that he had been a naughty little boy.
Kagome grinned a maliciously happy smirk and forced back an evil laugh. Then she closed her eyes and began to hum the tune to the song Inu Yasha had sung to Inu Onna.
Inu Yasha's ears twitched. Being a tad tone-def, he didn't realize what it was at first. It wasn't till she had gotten to the chorus when he had sweat dropped and clammed up noticeably.
He glanced out of the corner of his eyes at her. Even though his stare was indirect, he was throwing fire and ice and fear out of his fire/ice/fear thrower. "Uh – what song is that you are humming?" he asked in a shaky voice that made him sound psychotic.
Kagome didn't seem to notice his building up tension. She casually shrugged and answered, "Oh you know, just some tune I heard on my way here."
Inu Yasha's eyes grew wider and he snapped his head back in the direction of the opposite wall. "Some tune you heard on your way here." He repeated.
"Yeah, one of those tunes you hear once and it somehow sticks in your head." She replied. She looked at the back of his head and grinned smugly.
Busted, Big Boy…
She leaned toward him slightly. "You ever had a song like that stuck in your head?"
"No." he answered way too quickly. He sucked at lying.
"Hm," Kagome shrugged again and sat more comfortably with her eyes closed. "Yeah, well it was a real pretty song. I liked it."
Inu Yasha said nothing, but he was already making plans for her not to sponge any more manipulative-ness out of Shio.
"Of course, the true character in lyrics comes from the voice of the singer, I believe." Kagome mused. "I mean some singers are good with tempo and knowing every single note in the song, and then there are some singers with actual feeling in their lyrics, you know?"
Inu Yasha stayed silent. She assumed he was either listening or wondering what the hell she was talking about.
"Some singers will just put out a bunch of random songs they hope others will listen to. I find that the most memorable singers, are the singers who truly believe in their lyrics with all of their heart and soul." It was then that Kagome realized how she would kick some serious ass if she had only taken speech class before home schooling. "What do you think Inu Yasha?" she asked sitting in a cute pose.
He was still for a moment before he shrugged and shook his head. So she wasn't going to make fun of him after all. And even though she hadn't really said anything bad or good, she somehow made him feel a little more comfortable about the matter. Singing was like bearing your soul whether you were good at it or not. He was comfortable that for a moment he bore his soul to her and the baby.
Kagome sighed. That was as much she could put out for the moment without actually telling him she had heard the song.
After a moment, he tried as casually as possible to glance at her without her noticing or thinking he wanted to know what she was doing. She wasn't sitting any more. Poor, tired Kagome decided that she now wanted to rest on her stomach, with her upper body propped up on her elbows and her legs slightly apart.
Hello.
Inu Yasha gulped.
Well now that he was done bearing his singer's soul to her, it was time for her to bear a little something for him – just a little something….
Doggy style.
Inu Onna opened her eyes slightly.
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Matatabi was waiting for Shio by the god tree. She was in her human form, a very sleek and graceful one. Since she was a demon she looked athletic like the demon hunter girl he dated a couple chapters back. She had black hair with two streaks of white for bangs. She wore a kimono meant for the beautiful, entertaining waitresses who worked in those restaurants. And it suited her well.
As he approached, her black cat tail wiggled around behind her. Her mysterious smile made his approaching walk even more of a strut then it already was. His eyebrows slanted slightly and he gave her a sexy smile.
"So then I'm the last date of the day am I?" she asked sweetly.
"Last but certainly not least," he said before he stopped in front of her in one of his more beckoning poses. "Though more definitely best."
She smiled at him, purred in amusement and skipped off in a random direction.
Shio smirked and darted after Matatabi. Something about her made the devil in him want to dive out.
Hehe…
Or should I say in?
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(CG: Lordy, what kind of horn dog are you?)
(SG: I know. I even scare myself. @_X)
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"I'VE GOT IT!!!" Sumiko jumped up and screamed.
Sango gasped and knocked her cup of tea over. She grabbed the front of her shirt where her heart was and panted. Sumiko proceeded to go into her victory robot dance.
"W00t w00t!" ^o^ "W00t! W00t!"
Naraku rolled his eyes and looked away with peeved, narrowed eyes.
Sango looked up at her nervously and wondered if it was safe to even ask.
She decided it wasn't.
Sumiko swiped up Naraku and did the german waltz with him around in uneven circles. "We've got it, CMM! We've got it! We've got it, CMM! We've got it!" she chanted.
"What have you got?" Miroku asked as he walked up dragging a swirly eyed Shippou behind him.
Sumiko faced him and sucked oxygen through her teeth loudly with excitement. "I've got IT!" she pointed her finger toward heaven. She waved to them and moon-walked out of the village.
Miroku, Shippou and Sango didn't even bother to stop her or ask again. If there was one thing they had learned from Sumiko, it was that it never helped to ask.
Kirara scampered over as stopped in front of Sango. Mew.
(AN: OMG!! Kirara's in the story!! Even I was starting to think she had had a character death! Oo)
"Oh yeah!" Sango exclaimed. She picked up Kirara and stood up. "I promised Kirara some tuna today.
Miroku smiled after her. He left the swirly eyed Shippou in the grass and followed after the switching hips.
-------------------------------(AN: hehe…^_^ follow the bouncing ball….)
(CQ: - - * Seriously, I think you should go get your horomone levels checked.)
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Before the silence had a chance to disappear, Kagome decided that now would be a good time to do her homework. She set out her pencil case and compass along with her big math book. This assignment was about angles and line segments.
She got in a comfortable position on her stomach. If you're gonna do homework you might as well be comfortable….
Inu Yasha was still sitting next to her. She felt a little bit of tension coming from him, but then again she always did so she would try to suppress it while she did her homework.
He was just sitting there staring at her. Yes he had "the urge"…but you can't just randomly mount your woman like that….at least he didn't think you could Oo ……could you?
He looked down at her feet. "Nice shoes. Are they new?"
Kagome narrowed her eyes at her mathproblems and replied, "Thanks and no. I've only been wearing them since I started school."
Ouch.
Inu Yasha looked down at them. Did she ever take off her shoes? Or her socks? She did when she bathed and stuff, but he never really looked at them, he was too busy looking at-
"Why do you ask?" Kagome wondered aloud.
"Oh, no reason." Inu Yasha said, narrowing his eyes at the shoes. He stuck out an index claw and inserted it between her sock and the back of the shoe. With a flick of the wrist her shoe popped off of her foot.
As soon as the cold air hit her sock, Kagome asked. "What are you doing?"
"Nothing." Inu Yasha replied. He pulled off her other shoe. Kagome tried to ignore him but she was wary. He was up to something screwy. (AN: ^_^ me and my ironic choice of words…)
Inu Yasha looked up from her feet to her skirt. As we all know, the shortest distance between A (Kagome's feet) and B (The promise land) is a straight line. He dropped her shoes on the floor and grabbed her ankles.
Kagome's pencil stopped mid-equation and she froze with her eyes on the page. Now she knew he was up to something. Something kinky…
Inu Yasha looked up at her. She wasn't saying anything so holding her ankles, he spread her legs wider. She gasped and before she could say another word, she was pulled across the floor away from her math book. "EeP!" Oo
Well the links in the last chapter didn't work, but if you go to my website that's in my bio, you can see the pictures there! ^___^ okay!??