21. I will not refer to Umbridge as the "Toad Overlord"
Hermione sighed at her two best friend's antics. Sometimes, she wondered if she had gone mad over the years as a direct result of being in their presence for the past seven or eight years. It wasn't like she didn't enjoy their company, on the contrary, she loved being their friend very much. It was just days like these, when she wished he had friends of a girlier sort.
"I've got one! How about Madame Toad?" Ron laughed, continuing with his and Harry's competition to make as many names for the most hated Defense teacher in all of Hogwarts.
"No, no," Harry said, laughing like a loon, "Mistress Toad."
Hermione couldn't help the laugh that bubbled up in her throat.
"I've got a better one," She said.
The other two looked at her, knowing that she only contributed when she had a really good one.
"How about, the Toad Overlord!" She dissolved in a fit of giggles, just like her two friends, not even able to take a sip of butterbeer for a long time.
She smiled afterward, listening to her two friends come up with even more ridiculous names as they went along.