SariSpy56: "Well everyone tonight's show is going to be the best we've ever had! That is whenever Chris decides to show up."
Suddenly the doors open and Chris is still wearing the hoodie and mask as he slammed the doors shut.
SariSpy56: "Chris what behind the door?"
Chris: "Nothing just some crazy fan girl, she looks familiar but I'm not letting her in."
Jackie: "That's my sister!"
Everyone: "Sister!"
Jackie: "Yeah like I feel about Kick she's likes Chris."
Chris: "What! I don't want an early funeral, especially not from this chick!"
The door was hit again as Chris struggled to keep it closed. But to no prevail the door swung open showing a girl about two years younger than Jackie herself. She looked like Jackie but her hair was black and she wore no glasses.
Connie: "Where are you Chris?"
Chris had just stood up dusting off his jacket as the crazy girl spotted him. Of course he ran like the wind as she gave chase. Both of them went into the kitchen where everyone heard dishes breaking and shortly Chris ran out of the room with a frying pan. As soon as she came out Chris knocked her in the head knocking her out. He made his way up stage still hiding his face and panting from running.
Chris: "Someone tie her up before she wakes up."
Kick: On it.
SariSpy56: Okay first off, we have a mashup to sing out loud with MassieLuver1 as our backup singer. Hit it Bentley!
Bentley: On it.
Mashup of Do it Well and Bad Romance by Chris and SariSpy56 (With Massieluver1 as backup singer):
*Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bad romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bad romance
Do it, do it
You do it, do it
You're doin' it well
Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-roma-mamaa!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
Want your bad romance
I want your ugly
I want your disease
I want your everything
I wasn't tryna look for anythin'
All of a sudden couldn't take my eyes off you
I want your drama
The touch of your hand
I want your leather-studded kiss in the sand
I didn't even know if you could tell
That you had me in a daze sayin' what the hell
Here's my name, number, baby, just hit my cell
Lovin' everything you do 'cause you do it well
Don't know what you got me thinkin'
I want your love and
I want your revenge
You and me could write a bad romance
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!)
I want your love and
All your lovers' revenge
You and me could write a bad romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bad romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bad romance
Do it, do it
You do it, do it
You're doin' it well
Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-roma-mamaa!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
Want your bad romance
I ain't ever met a man like that
I ain't ever fell so far, so fast
You can turn me on, throw me off track
Boy you do it, do it, you do it, do it
You're doin' it well
I want your horror
I want your design
'Cause you're a criminal
As long as you're mine
I want your love
(Love-love-love I want your love-uuhh)
I ain't ever met a man like that
I ain't ever fell so far, so fast
You can turn me on, throw me off track
Boy, you do it, do it, you do it, do it
You're doin' it well
I want your love and
I want your revenge
You and me could write a bad romance
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!)
I want your love and
All your lovers' revenge
You and me could write a bad romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bad romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bad romance
Do it, do it
You do it, do it
You're doin' it well
Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-roma-mamaa!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
Want your bad
romance*
SariSpy56: And now we have another annoucement to make.
Chris: Ever since the little incident thing, SariSpy56 and I are now official couple.
Everyone watched as Chris and I shared a kiss. Most of their jaws were dropped to the floor ... literally.
SariSpy56: And now we wouldd like to welcome our oldest friends of the cartoon universe, TOM and JERRY!
The crowd applause as Tom the cat and Jerry the mouse enter House of Awesome. Tom and Jerry are sitting next to each other when Jerry stabs Tom's hand with a fork causing Tom to chase Jerry into the kitchen. Everyone heard a lot of dishes and glass breaking as the duo run out, Tom holding a baseball bat trying to smash Jerry. Both ran up on Gordon's table accidently making a plate of pie hit his face. Tom had Jerry cornered and smiling evilly as Gordon yelled at the top of his lungs.
Gordon: "WHAT MORON'S IDEA WAS IT TO INVITE THESE IDIOTS ANYWAY!"
Tom and Jerry looked at Gordon shocked as the two exchanged looks. Both shook hands before walking towards Gordon with face's of anger.
Gordon: "What are you two doing?"
Tom and Jerry tackled Gordon and started beating the tar out of him in one of those clouds that appear when people fight. Gordon tried to escape but Tom and Jerry dragged him back in. The cloud vanished showing Tom and Jerry dragging Gordon by his shirt collar as they threw him out of the House of Awesome.
Jerry: "Bye bye."
Tom laughed as both slammed the doors shut.
Gordon: Stupid animals.
Brain Freezer: Stupid Justin Bieber.
Gordon: I'm not Justin Bieber.
Brain Freezer: Sure you are but what am I?
Back at the House of Awesome...
SariSpy56: Anyway, Alex Rider here has an annoucement to make.
Alex: As of all you noticed, MassieLuvr1 is now officially my rookie and a backup singer.
Everyone cheer at this announecment while MassieLuvr1 blushes madly.
SariSpy56: Anyway, KatieMusicLuvr177's birthday is on April 20th, but I accidentally forgot about it. And to make it up for her we would like to give her a love story and the best birthday party she will ever have. But Honey herself would like to tell her story now.
Honey: Thank you SariSpy56. This one is about a fair maiden and a hideous beast. I call this one "Beauty and the Beast"
SariSpy56: And this counts as KatieMusicLuvr177's birthday present.
Beauty and the Beast
Once upon a time in a faraway land, a young prince name Brad lives in a shiny castle. Athough he had everything his heart desires, Brad was spoiled, selfish and unkind. But then one winter's night, an old beggar woman came to the castle and offered him a single rose in return for shelter from the bitter cold. Disgusted by her ugliness, Brad sneered at the gift and turned the old woman away. But she warned him not to be decieved by appearances, for beauty is found within. But when Brad dismissed her again, the old woman's ugliness melted away to reveal a beautiful enchantress named Meg Griffin. Brad tries to apologize, but it was too late for Meg has seen that there was no love inside Brad's heart. As punishment, she transforms him into a hideous beast and placed a powerful spell in the castle, making it look like it's haunted.
Ashamed by his monstrous form, Brad conceals inside his castle with a magic mirror which is his only window to the outside world. The rose Meg had offered was truly an enchanted rose which would bloom until his 17th birthday. If he could learn to love another, and earn her love by the time the last petal falls, then the spell would be broken. If not, he would be doomed to remain a beast forever. As the years passed, he fell into despair, and lost all hope.
For who could ever love a beast...
In a small French town just not far from the castle, there was a big mansion. In there lived a wealthy merchant named Mr. Vickle who had three daughters. The eldest, Connie D'Amico was fair, the second Kelly was even more so, but the youngest daughter, Selena was very lovely like a red rose. Connie and Kelly were a bit jealous of Selena, not because of her beauty, but because of her gentleness. Selena is pure at heart while Connie and Kelly are wicked and selfish.
But their lives as wealthy people began to end when Mr. Vickle ended up being bankrupted that he had to sell his mansion and start a new life in a small cottage in the outskirts of town. Connie and Kelly didn't like it one bit, but Selena isn't bothered by it. In fact, while Connie and Kelly amuse themselves with their elegant clothes and looking at their reflections, Selena would help her father take care of the cottage.
And then it all began one morning, Selena is going out to the bookstore to get herself a new book.
Selena: Little town
It's a quiet village
Ev'ry day
Like the one before
Little town
Full of little people
Waking up to say:
Just then, the townspeople woke up with happy grins on their faces.
Townspeople: Bonjour!
Bonjour!
Bonjour! Bonjour! Bonjour!
Selena: There goes the baker with his tray, like always
The same old bread and rolls to sell
Ev'ry morning just the same
Since the morning that we came
To this poor provincial town
"Good morning Selana!" cried the baker as he saw Selena.
"Morning Monsieur," Selena replied.
"Where are you off to?"
"The bookshop. I just finished the most wonderful story about a beanstalk and an ogre and a-"
"Why that's nice."
Then the baker yelled towards his house.
"Marie! The baguettes! Hurry up!"
As Selena continues walking, she is being spotted by a group of women, young and old.
Women: Look there she goes that girl is strange, no question
Dazed and distracted, can't you tell?
Never part of any crowd
'Cause her head's up on some cloud
No denying she's a funny girl that Selena
Butcher: Bonjour!
Tailor: Good day
Butcher: How is your family?
Pretty Lady: Bonjour
Blacksmith: Good day
Pretty Lady: How is your wife?
Fat Lady: I need six eggs
Cook: That's too expensive
Selena: There must be more than this provincial life
Selena walks inside the bookshop where she is greeted by the bookseller.
"Good morning," Selena said. "I've come to return the book I borrowed."
"Finished already?" the bookseller asked.
"Well I couldn't put it down."
Selena then walks up to the bookshelf and starts looking for a book.
"Got anything new?" Selena asked.
"Not since yesterday." the bookseller replied.
"Well that's alright. I'll borrow ..."
Then Selena pulls out a blue book.
"This one!"
"That one?" the bookseller exclaimed. "But you've read it twice!"
"Well it's my favourite!" Selena replied. "Far off places, daring swordfight, magic spells, a prince in disgiuse-"
"Well if you like it all that much, it's yours!"
This surprises Selena as she walks out of the store.
"But sir-"
"I insist."
"Well thank you, thank you very much!"
Townspeople: Look there she goes that girl is so peculiar
I wonder if she's feeling well
With a dreamy far-off look
And her nose stuck in a book
What a puzzle to the rest of us is Selena
Selena: Oh, isn't this amazing?
It's my fav'rite part because you'll see
Here's where she meets Prince Charming
But she won't discover that it's him 'til chapter three
Lois Griffin: Now it's no wonder that her name means "beauty"
Her looks have got no parallel
Peter Griffin: But behind that fair facade
I'm afraid she's rather odd
Very diff'rent from the rest of us
Townspeople: She's nothing like the rest of us
Yes, diff'rent from the rest of us is Belle
Meanwhile, a flock of geese are flying south until one of them got shot and landed dead on the stoned road. The person who shot the goose is reveal to be the handsome hunter and town hero, Gordie Gibbles and his trusty sidekick, Glen Quagmire.
"Wow! You didn't miss a shot Gordie!" Quagmire cried. "You're the greatest hunter in the whole world!"
"I know," Gordie replied.
"No beast alivestand a chance against you. Giddity! And no girl for that matter."
"It's true Glen. And I've got my sights set on that one!"
Gordie and Quagmire spotted Selena talking to one of the shop keepers.
"Mr. Vickle's daughter?" Quagmire asked.
"Selena's the one!" Gordie replied. "The lucky girl I'm going to marry!"
"But she's-"
"The most beautiful girl in town!"
"I know, but-"
"That makes her the best! And don't I deserve the best?"
"Well yeah but-"
Gordie: Right from the moment when I met her, saw her
I said she's gorgeous and I fell
Here in town there's only she
Who is beautiful as me
So I'm making plans to woo and marry Selena
Young Ladies: Look there he goes
Isn't he dreamy?
Monsieur Gordie
Oh he's so cute
Be still my heart
I'm hardly breathing
He's such a tall, dark, strong and handsome brute
As Gordie tries to find Selena, he tries his hardest to get out of a traffic jam, but with no luck.
Selena: There must be more that this provincial life
Gordon: It's time to make Selena my wife!
Townspeople: Look there she goes a girl who's strange but special
A most peculiar mad'moiselle
It's a pity and a sin
She doesn't quite fit in
'Cause she really is a funny girl
A beauty but a funny girl
She really is a funny girl
That Selena
Selena was about to walk home until Gordie and Quagmire stop in front of her.
"Hello Selena," Gordie said.
"Bonjour Gordie," Selena replied.
Then Gordie snatches the book out of Selena's hand.
"Can I have my book back please?" Selena asked politely.
"How can you read this?" Gordie asked. "There's no pictures!"
"Well someone had to use their imagination."
"Selena. It's about time you get your head out of the books and pay attention to more important things. Like me!"
"Excuse me?"
"The whole town's talking about it. It's not right for a woman to read. Don't you have any ideas or thinking?"
"Sometimes."
"Well why don't you say you come to my place and take a look at my trophies?"
"Maybe some other time."
Selena took her book and walks right back home.
"She's playing hard to get," Quagmire said to Gordie.
'"I know she can't resist me," Gordie replied. "I will woo her and win her for my wife."
Gordie: She is beautiful and therefore,
I will woo her
Quagmire: How can you woo her?
She doesn't like you
Gordie: She's a woman and therefore,
I will win her
Quagmire: How can you win her?
She doesn't like you
Gordie: I will win her, and woo her.
I will
Quagmire: You won't
Gordie: I can
Quagmire: You can't
Gordie and Quagmire: We'll see
()()()()()
Back at the cottage, Mr. Vickle is going out through the door but not before turning his gentle eyes on his daughters.
"Now it is the good time to tell me what gifts would you girls have before I go out." Mr. Vickle said. "Name anything your heart desires."
"I want a ruby necklace and a red cotton dress," Connie cried.
"I want a pair of diamond earings," Kelly replied.
"Selena?" Mr. Vickle asked a quiet Selena.
"All I want is a red rose," Selena replied. "That's all I'm asking."
"Very well. I'm off."
()()()()()
Throughout town, Mr. Vickle managed to get Connie a ruby necklace and a red cotton dress. He also managed to get Kelly a pair of diamond earings, but he's unable to get a mere red rose for Selena. So he searched far and wide from town to find a rose, but no luck. Just as all hopes was lost, rain starts to pour and poor Mr. Vickle have no place to stay for the night.
But wait, he spots a castle up on the hill. Would the master of this castle let him in for the night?
Out of curiosity, Mr. Vickle enters the castle, leaving his horse outside.
"Hello?" Mr. Vickle cried. "Is someone there?"
But what Mr. Vickle didn't know is that two young boys are spying on him.
"Should we help him?" asked one boy.
"Not a word Kick," replied the other. "Not one word."
"I'm lost and I've lost my horse," Mr. Vickle cried. "And I need a place to say for the night."
"C'mon Ronaldo," said the boy called Kick. "Have a heart?"
"No." replied the boy called Ronaldo.
But Kick punches Ronaldo anyway and walks up to Mr. Vickle.
"Of course you're welcome to stay sir," Kick said to Mr. Vickle.
"Who are you?" Mr. Vickle asked.
"The name's Kick. Kick Buttowski."
"Are you the master of this place?"
"No. I'm one of the servants' kids. C'mon I'll give you a room."
As Kick motions Mr. Vickle to another room, a big, shadowy figure secretly creeps up to them.
"Make yourself a home," Kick said to Mr. Vickle. "I'll be right back."
As Kick leaves to get some refreshments, Ronaldo walks up to Mr. Vickle.
"You better get out of here now before the master sees you," Ronaldo warned.
"Why?" Mr. Vickle asked.
"Because if he sees you, he'll beat you to within an inch of your dear life."
"Now that would not be true. There's no way your master could beat up an innocent person like me."
"Ronaldo stop that nonsense!" Kick said as he returns with refreshment. "Don't try to scare people."
"I'm not for your information. No one is allowed to be inside this castle!"
"But he was lost in the woods for God's sake!"
But their little fight was put to an end as the fire was put out. Mr. Vickle had a cold feeling on his shoulders that he turns around and saw ... a beast.
"Who are you and what are you doing here?" the beast yelled at Mr. Vickle.
"I was lost in the woods," Mr. Vickle cried. "Please don't kill me! I'll give you anything!"
"Anything?"
"I mean anything you want. Name it and I'll do it!"
The beast's anger then melted.
"I'm sorry to scare you like that sir," the beast replied. "Do you have a daughter?"
"I only have three beautiful daughters." Mr. Vickle replied.
"I'll let you stay for the night. But when morning comes, go back to your home and bring me one of your daughters. If one of them is brave enough to see me."
"I will."
"But if you refuse to bring one of your daughters here before tomorrow's sun sets, you shall die."
Then the beast turns to Kick and Ronaldo who are still fighting.
"Kick. Bring this man to his finest room. Ronaldo, clean up the mess."
Ronaldo grumble as he saw Kick showing Mr. Vickle his room while he has to clean up the mess.
"I hate this job," Ronaldo muttered.
Morning came into the castle and Mr. Vickle was prepared to leave, but not before being given a beautiful, ordinary red rose from the beast.
"Take this as a token of my graditude," the beast said. "
()()()()()
Morning also came in the little town. Connie, Kelly and Selena are worried about Mr. Vickle. But their worries are over when Mr. Vickle returns home safe and sound.
"I'm back and here are your gifts," Mr. Vickle said as he gives Connie her ruby necklace and red cotten dress, Kelly her pair of diamond earings and Selena a red rose. "But atlas, I have news to tell all three of you."
"What is the news?" Connie and Kelly asked.
"Due to my absent last night, I've encounter a beast who lives in the castle. He spared my life in exchange for one of you to spend her time with the beast. So who's brave enough?"
Connie and Kelly backed up. There's no way they're going to live with the beast. But Selena steps forward.
"I'll do it," Selena said. "For your life."
"Are you that crazy?" Connie asked Selena. "The beast will eat you."
"I know, but I'm doing it for father's life. It's either me or father."
Connie and Kelly were surprised that their sister was brave enough to encounter the beast. But what no one notice is that Quagmire was watching the whole thing.
"I've gotta tell Gordie about it," Quagmire said as he leaves. "He'll flip."
()()()()()
Mr. Vickle and Selena rode off to the castle to meet the beast. When they got there, Selena took a few steps towards the castle.
"Be strong," Mr. Vickle said.
"I will," Selena replied.
As Selena walks inside, Mr. Vickle saidly rode off to return to his two elder daughters.
"I'll miss you," Selena said one last time to her father as he rode off to the horizon.
Selena walks inside the castle and finds that no one was there.
"Hello?" Selena cried. "Is anyone here?"
As Selena continues walking, Ronaldo and Kick followed her.
"What is she doing here?" Ronaldo asked Kick.
"I bet she's here for her father's life." Kick replied. "She might also be the one to break the spell.
"Really?"
"Really."
Selena keeps on walking in hopes of finding the beast, but what she found instead is Ronaldo and Kick behind her.
"Oh," Selena spoke. "Who are you?"
"I'm Ronaldo," Ronaldo said.
"And I'm Kick," Kick replied. "Who are you?"
"I'm Selena," Selena replied. "One of Mr. Vickle's daughters."
"You're here to see the beast?"
"Yes."
"Follow us."
So Selena follows Kick and Ronaldo to the den where the beast is waiting. Oddly, Selena doesn't find the beast too scary.
"Hello," Selena said to the beast.
When the beast saw Selena, he fell almost lovesick, but does his best to show his manners.
"So you're the daughter of the man eh?" the beast asked Selena. "My name's Brad."
"Mine's Selena." Selena replied.
"Although you're here for a long time, make yourself a home. You are as of now, the mistress of this castle while me and my servants are your servants."
"Why that's very nice."
"If you need anything, call me."
Then Brad turns to Kick and Ronaldo."
"Kick, bring this fair lady to her finest room. Ronaldo, clean up the mess in the kitchen that you've purposely made."
"I didn't do that!" Ronaldo cried. "Why is it that I'm always blamed for?"
"Is he like this all the time?" Selena asked Kick.
"Most of the time," Kick replied. "His temper even gets on the master's nerves as well, like that one time one of his sciene experiments almost destroyed the castle."
Ronaldo is in his lab doing another one of his experiments. The experiment this time is a mixure of two chemical formulas.
"I hope it works," Ronaldo said as he mix two chemical formulas together.
But then something went wrong and at the minute, it exploded the lab. Ronaldo was unharmed but he was so angry that he yelled out so loud that it woke Brad up from his nap.
"Ronaldo!" Brad yelled angrily. "You are to clean this mess this instant!"
"I see," Selena replied.
()()()()()
Back in town, Quagmire told Gordie about what he saw back at the cottage. Gordie was so upset that Selena, his future wife would spend almost the rest of her life with a hideous beast.
"No girl shall be with the beast!" Gordie cried. "Glen! We shall go to the castle, kill the beast and save Selena!"
"Giddity!" Quagmire cried. "When do we start?"
"Soon."
()()()()()
Back in the castle, Selena is treated with proper respect and is living like a queen. But Selena didn't want that. She was very caring and emotional. Brad couldn't help but watch Selena from his hiding place. Selena was so beautiful like an Asian flower. And he himself is an ugly beast. He thought for sure, Selena wouldn't love him. He had to get her to love him, before the last petal falls.
So Brad spends his time by avoiding being seen by Selena, for fear that if he askes her to marry him, she would turn him down, even after the last petal fell. Selena took some notes on Brad's weird behaviors lately and tries to figure out why Brad wouldn't face her. Of course Brad may be a beast, but that doesn't mean that she hated him. Selena have liked him more than she would've had towards Gordie. Gordie is handsome, but he's no man for her. If Selena were to choose between Gordie and Brad, she would choose Brad.
In his room, Brad sadly looks at his enchanted rose while still thinking about Selena.
"I just can't see that why a girl like Selena would be different," Brad said.
Brad: Look at this stuff
Isn't it neat?
Wouldn't you think the collection's complete?
Wouldn't you think she's the girl
The girl who has everything?
Look at this trove
Treasures untold
How many wonders can one castle hold?
Looking around here you think
Sure, I've got everything
I've got gadgets and gizmos a-plenty
I've got whozits and whatzits galore
You want thingamabobs?
I've got twenty!
But who cares?
No big deal
I want more
I wanna be where the people are
I wanna see, wanna see them dancin'
Walking around on those - what do you call 'em?
Oh - feet!
Shaking your furs, you don't get too far
Legs are required for jumping, dancing
Strolling along down a - what's that word again?
Street
Out where they walk, Out where they run
Out where they stay all day in the sun
Wanderin' free - wish I could be
Part of that world
What would I give if I could live out of these shadows?
What would I pay to spend a day warm on the grass?
Bet'cha on land they understand
That they don't reprimand each other
Hideous creatures sick of hidin'
Ready to stand
And ready to know what the people know
Ask 'em my questions and get some answers
What's a fire and why does it - what's the word?
Burn?
When's it my turn?
Wouldn't I love, love to explore that world outside?
Out of this place
Wish I could be
Part of that world
As Brad sinks in sorrow, hoping to find a way to win Selena's heart, a petal from the rose have fallen. But he also heard the explosion from Ronaldo's lab and Ronaldo's constant yelling.
"CURSE YOU LOUSY FORMULA!"
()()()()()
The next day, Brad senses some danger in the woods that he left without telling Selena anything. If he told Selena about it, she would try to stop him from killing himself.
"I'll be back," Brad would often said to Selena. "Trust me."
But one hour later, Brad was crawling on all fours and is a complete mess. Selena saw this and she was devasted.
"What happened to you?" Selena asked Brad as she tends his wounds.
"There was a group of hunters terrorizing a woodcutter and his family," Brad replied. "I stoped the hunters from terrorizing the family, but in a sudden twist, the woodcutter attacks me."
"Althought they did that to you, they should thank you for saving their lives in the first place."
"I know. But I don't want to go out there and demand for a thank you. It just woundn't work like that."
"I understand."
To Be Continued...
Honey: Well that's part one of my story and I think we should have a little break.
SariSpy56: Alright. Now I have an annoucement to make, and it'll shock almost all of you.
Chris: Why?
SariSpy56: Well it turns out that the petition to give Kick Buttowski another season has ended. And the results are even more shocking than ever.
Gunther: How many signatures do we have?
SariSpy56: Unfortunately, in order to save the show, it requires 2500 signatures. We've only had 1679. I'm sorry if everyone has to hear that.
Everyone went shocked with guilt and tears in their eyes.
SariSpy56: But the truth is, it doesn't matter if we're sad or mad. It's true that the studios would give children some boring reality shows that aren't even funny or entertaining like the classics. But I think we have a bit of pride in ourselves y'know. We did participated in the petition right?
Everyone: Right!
SariSpy56: Even though we lose some, we win some.
Miz: And now I have an annoucement to make as well. RazorShrp is now my official rookie.
RazorShrp: OH YEAH!
Chris: Oh and before we continue on with the show, I have a little clip that everyone would like to see.
Kendall: "What kind of clip?"
Chris: "One from your Romeo and Juliet play, there was a camera in Kendall's tower that I set up before the show. And what I saw as interesting."
Kendall eyes widened ran for the door and tried to pull it open but it was locked tight.
Chris: "Your not leaving Kendall, besides I'm sure Kick will have some question's after the clip. Roll the clip Tom!"
Tom the Cat with Jerry the Mouse played the tape as it appeared on screen.
()()()()()
Clip
Ronaldo had just been knocked out and Kick was making his way up the ladder.
Kick: "What happened I made sure that peg was in tight."
Kendall: "Oh dear how did this come lose, time for that kiss."
Kendall was about to kiss Kick until he hit the same sand bag and knocked himself out.
Kendall: "Oh sweet sorrow, I was so close to kissing you Clarence. I love you."
Clip Ends
()()()()()
Everyone stared at the screen as Kendall had a huge blush. Kick couldn't closee his jaw as everyone else couldn't either. Kendall just looked at the screen and everyone staring at her. Kick got up grabbed Kendall's arm and pulled her into a different room so they could talk.
Kick: What the hell was that Kendall?
Kendall: You're angry about the clip right?
Kick: Why did you do that? I'd thought you'd want to be with Ronaldo. And truth be told, I thought you don't like me.
Kendall: Well...I don't know what to say here, but... I actually want you to be Romeo instead of Ronaldo. And furthermore, I acutally liked you.
This made Kick speechless for a moment.
Kick: "How long?"
Kendall: "How long what?"
Kick: "HOW LONG HAVE YOU LIKED ME?"
Kendall was shocked by Kick's outburst but answered as a blush came to her cheeks.
Kendall: "Ever since I met you, I used Ronaldo to make you jealous. I care for you Kick."
Kick: "I don't know what to say Kendall."
Kendall: "Just say yes, please Kick? I'll be the happiest girl alive."
Kick looked at Kendall, her pleading eyes. She actually meant every word, no joke, she cared for him. Kick smiled before pulling Kendall into a kiss which she happily returned. Kick broke the kiss shortly smiling at Kendall as she smiled back.
Kick: "Yes. And now we've got to hurry to hear Mom's second part of the story."
Kendall: I'm right behind you.
Days went by as Brad's wounds are beginning to heal up pretty fast. But he couldn't thank Selena more for tending his wounds.
"I want to repay her for her kindness," Brad said to Kick and Ronaldo. "But what would impress her?"
"How about a bouquet of flowers, or some chocolates?" Ronaldo replied.
"Whoa," Kick said. "I don't think that'll work. We must give her something that would suit her personality, and I know what will impress her."
Several hours later, Brad and Selena are at the entrace of another room.
"I wanted to show you something," Brad said. "But you must close your eyes."
"Why?" Selena asked kindly.
"It's a surprise."
Selena obeys as she closed her eyes. Brad opens the door and took Selena inside.
"Can I look now?" Selena asked.
"Not yet." Brad replied as he opens up all the curtains.
"Alright. Now."
Selena opens her eyes and was amaze at the room she was inside. It was a very large library.
"I've never seen this in my entire life," Selena said.
"You like?" Brad asked.
"It's beautiful."
"Then it's yours."
"Do you mean it?"
"I mean it."
Outside the library, Ronaldo and Kick are watching the moment.
"I told you it would work," Kick said.
"Well my suggestion's better," Ronaldo replied.
Later, Selena and Brad are in the courtyard feeding the birds.
Selena: There's something sweet and almost kind
But he was mean and he was coarse and unrefined
And now he's dear and so unsure
I wonder why I didn't see it there before
Brad tries to get the birds to eat the seeds from his paws but they flew away. Selene then helps Brad get one bird to land on his paws and eat the seeds there.
Brad: She glanced this way, I thought I saw
And when we touched she didn't shudder at my paw
No, it can't be I'll just ignore
But then she's never looked at me that way before
Selena: New and a bit alarming
Who'd have ever thought that this could be
True that he's no Prince Charming
But there's something in him that I simply didn't see
Inside the castle, Kick, Ronaldo and their chubby friend Gunther are watching as they witnessed Brad and Selena having a snowball fight.
Kick: Well who'd have thought
Ronaldo Well bless my soul
Gunther: Well who'd have known
Ronaldo: Well who indeed
Kick: And who'd have guessed they'd come together on their own
Ronaldo: It's so peculiar
Kick, Ronaldo and Gunther: We'll wait and see
a few days more
There may be something there that wasn't there before
"You know perhaps there's something there that wasn't there before." Ronaldo said.
"What?" Gunther asked.
"There may be something there that wasn't there before." Kick replied.
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Later at night, the servants have to get Brad ready for their evening tonight. It is very important for Brad and Selena to fall deeply in love with each other in order to break the spell.
"My don't you look dashing O great master?" Ronaldo said to Brad.
"I look like a dillweed." Brad replied as he saw himself poorly dressed in ridiculous clothes that Ronaldo has suggested.
"You've got it all wrong Ronaldo," Kick replied. "I don't think the outfit that you suggested is going to work. Let me try."
As Brad undergoes Kick's suggestion, Gunther came in.
"Your lady awaits," Gunther said innocently.
When Brad is finished getting ready, he saw Selena walking out of her room. She wore a green ballgown and a flower on her head.
She's so beautiful. Brad thought as he and Selena approach one another.
Ronaldo, Kick and Gunther couldn't help but watch as Brad and Selena waltz to the ballroom and dance.
"Y'know what makes this evening better?" Gunther asked.
"What?" Kick and Ronaldo replied.
"A love song."
""I know one love song to sing about," Ronaldo said.
"Whoa there genius," Kick replied. "What kind of song do you have in mind?"
"A rock and roll love song."
"Nah that's not going to work. It must be relaxing, and classical. As if Brad and Selena are in love."
"What song do you have in mind?"
Kick: Tale as old as time,
True as it can be.
Barely even friends,
Then somebody bends
Unexpectedly.
Just a little change,
Small, to say the least.
Both a little scared,
Neither one prepared,
Beauty and the Beast
Gunther: Ever just the same.
Ever a surprise.
Ever as before,
Ever just as sure
As the sun will rise.
Kick, Gunther and Ronaldo: Tale as old as time
Tune as old as song.
Bittersweet and strange,
Finding you can change,
Learning you were wrong.
Ronaldo: Certain as the sun
Rising in the East.
Tale as old as time,
Song as old as rhyme.
Beauty and the Beast.
Kick: Tale as old as time,
Gunther: Song as old as rhyme.
Kick, Ronaldo and Gunther: Beauty and the Beast.
Brad and Selena later walked outside to gaze at the stars. But there's something wrong about Selena. She looks sad.
"What's wrong Selena?" Brad asked.
"I've missed my father and sisters," Selena replied. "I've long to see them again."
"Then I'll let you go, but promise me that you'll return within a week."
"I promise."
Then Selena left to go see her father. Kick, Ronaldo and Gunther notice this and they were devasted.
"Now the spell can never be broken," Ronaldo cried.
"I think not," Kick replied. "There's still hope and these two are bound to be together."
"Yeah," Gunther replied. "Brad might woo her and win her for his wife."
Gunther: She is beautiful and therefore,
Brad might woo her
Ronaldo: How can he woo her?
She may not like him
Gunther: She's a woman and therefore,
He might win her
Ronaldo: How can he win her?
She may not like him
Gunther: He might win her, and woo her.
He might
Ronaldo: He may not
Gunther: He can
Ronaldo: He can't
Gunther, Ronaldo and Kick: We'll see
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Back at the cottage, Mr. Vickle, Connie and Kelly were glad to see Selena again but were a little surprised upon learning that Selena must return to Brad within a week. Connie and Kelly were jealous that Selena is given the proper treatment during her stay.
As the family rejoice on the day Selena must return to Brad, there was a knock at the door. When Selena opens the door, all she find is Gordie and Quagmire.
"How may I help you?" Selena asked.
"I've heard that you've escaped from that horrid beast," Gordie replied. "And seeing that you're here, I've come for your hand in marriage."
"What are you talking about?"
"Simple." Quagmire said. "Unless you want your family to go bankrupted again, all you have to do is say one little word and it'll make Gordie the happiest man alive."
"So will you marry me?" Gordie asked.
"Never," Selena replied in anguish towards Gordie. "My heart belongs to the beast. He may not be as handsome as you are, but I know that deep down, the beast has a heart."
"Wow," Kelly whispered to Connie. "Our dear sister have turned the most handsome guy in town down."
"I guess it's what's inside that counts." Connie replied.
"I was afraid you would said that," Gordie said to Selena after hearing her answer. "Then I guess you left me with no choice but to kill the beast."
"I won't let you hurt him," Selena said in anger.
"I'll kill the beast and no one is to go up against me!"
Gordie, Quagmire and an army of hunters then left to the castle.
"I must stop them," Selena cried.
"I'll go with you," Mr. Vickle replied.
"Us too," Connie and Kelly replied as well.
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Back in the castle, Kick, Ronaldo and Gunther were waiting for Selena to return. As they waited and waited, they heard a noise outside the castle gates. They looked and saw Quagmire, Gordie and an army of hunthers attempting to get inside the castle.
"Those brutes are getting inside," Gunther cried.
"What do we do?" Ronaldo cried.
"We fight!" Kick cried. "This means war!"
Gordie: This will be the night!
"Let's go men," Gordie cried at the hunther.
Kick: This will be the evening
"Get to battle stations!" Kick cried at a group of children.
Hunthers and Children: We will see them dying in the dust
Selena: I don't know what I can do
Still, I know I've got to try
Hunthers: Now we kill the beast
Selena: Eagle help my horse fly
Children: Now without a warning
Selena: Mountain help my heart go great
Hunthers and Children: Now we leave 'em blood and bone and rust
Selena: Spirits of the earth and sky
Hunthers and Children: It's them or us
Selena: Please don't let it be too late...
Hunthers and Children: They're just a bunch of
Filthy, stinking
Hunthers: Savages!
Children: Savages!
Hunthers: Demons!
Children: Devils!
Gordie: Kill them!
Hunthers: Savages!
Children: Savages!
Quagmire: What are you waiting for?
Hunthers, Children, Gordie and Quagmire: Destroy their evil race
Until there's not a trace left
Selena, Connie, Kelly, Mr. Vickle and Brad: How loud are the drums of war!
Hunthers and Children: Now we sound the drums of war!
Selena: Is the death of all I love
Carried in the drumming of war?
The hunters have managed to get inside the castle, but all is quiet until they saw Kick standing in front of them.
"This isn't the beast," said one of the hunthers. "This is just a little boy."
"He must be the beast's servant," said Gordie. "Let's get him to tell us where the beast is."
Quagmire was the first to walk up to Kick.
"Hey there little boy," Quagmire said. "Do you know where your master is?"
But Kick said nothing. Insead he said, "ATTACK!"
And out of the blue, a bunch of kids tackled the hunthers as Gordie escapes to find Brad. The hunters try to fight back, but the kids are too small and too powerful that they retreated. Gordie stay behind and searched and searched until he found Brad, inside his room looking at his rose. There were only two petals left.
"I've got you now beast," Gordie roared. "I shall have your pelt hanged by my wall and Selena as my wife!"
"You'll have to defeat me first to win her love!" Brad roared as well as he and Gordie fight.
Selena, Mr. Vickle, Connie and Kelly made it to the castle and are shocked to see the fight between Gordie and Brad. Brad is apparently not doing well.
"I must help him!" Selena cried as she rushes inside the castle.
As for Brad and Gordie, their fight had became very violent that Brad is almost at the urge to die. Before Gordie could strike his knife at Brad, Selena gets in the way and is stabbed instead. Brad was shocked at this that he threw Gordie off from the balcony and to his death. Afterwards, Brad walks over to a bleeding Selena.
"I was suppose to get stabbed," Brad cried. "Not you. Why must you do it?"
"Because I love you," Selena replied.
"Before you die, I have always wondered, will you marry me?"
"I would. But I can't live any longer."
And with that, Selena closes her eyes and died in Brad's arms. He also didn't notice that the last petal have fallen and that he is slowly changing from a beast to a young prince. The spell is broken. But even though he's human again, Brad still feels devasted about Selena's death.
But there's another miracle. Since his spell is broken, the magic from the rose have brought Selena back to life.
"What happened?" Selena asked the now human Brad.
"The spell," Brad replied. "Has been brokened by true love. Will you marry me?"
"I ... YES! I'll marry you!"
Kick, Ronaldo and Gunther couldn't believe it. Selena and Brad are getting married as our tale ends.
Ronaldo: Certain as the sun
Rising in the East.
Kick: Tale as old as time,
Gunther: Song as old as rhyme.
Kick, Gunther and Ronaldo: Beauty and the Beast.
"What's that on your hand?" Kick asked Ronaldo.
"One of my late experiments," Ronaldo replied. "Why?"
Everyone heard this and went screamng as the formula explodes on Ronaldo's face. But he's not injured.
Ronaldo: Tale as old as time,
Song as old as rhyme.
Beauty and the Beast.
Honey: And they lived happily ever after.
KatieMusicLuvr177: That was lovely.
SariSpy56: Yes it was lovely. And now Chris would like to do his own Melody Tunes.
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Melody Tunes:
"Saritta" performed by Chris Nest.
Chris is in Paris and is waiting for SariSpy to show up so that he can tell her that he loves her.
Chris: Saritta ma spy
These are words that go together well
My Saritta
Saritta, ma spy
Sont les mots qui vont tres bien ensemble
Tres bien ensemble
I love you, I love you, I love you
That's all I want to say
Until I find a way
I will say the only words I know that you'll understand
Saritta ma spy
Sont les mots qui vont tres bien ensemble
Tres bien ensemble
I need to, I need to, I need to
I need to make you see
Oh, what you mean to me
Until I do, I'm hoping you will know what I mean
I love you...
I want you, I want you, I want you
I think you know by now
I'll get to you somehow
Until I do, I'm telling you so you'll understand
Saritta ma spy
Sont les mots qui vont tres bien ensemble
Tres bien ensemble
And I will say the only words I know that you'll understand
My Saritta
SariSpy finally shows up and she and Chris shared a kiss
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KatieMusicLuvr177: Nice. Y'know what makes this day better? Prank calls!
SariSpy56: You've said it KatieMusicLuvr177. It's time for "Ultimate Prank Calls!" Roll the clip Bentley!
Bentley: On it!
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Clip
Brad is apparenty awake for no reason. He walks downstairs and into the kitchen to get a bite or something but Brad doesn't want something to eat or drink. Instead, he picks up the phone and dialed the numbers of his favorite bar - Bling-Bling's Tavern.
However in Bling-Bling's Tavern, Bling-Bling Boy the bartender is staying up late because he could not sleep either. But he still has his bar regulars in the tavern though and every single one of them were far from being drunk. Just then, the phone rang.
Bling-Bling Boy: Bling-Bling's Tavern.
Brad (on the phone): Hi is Ms. Cuddleme here? First name Willu.
Bling-Bling Boy: Let me check. Phone call for Willu Cuddleme. Oh come on everyone! Will you cuddle me?
Smart Alec: Aww that's so cute Eugene. But no way!
The bar regulars laugh at this.
Bling-Bling Boy: Oh what the (BLEEP) is this? Listen here you white bellied, sleepy son of a bitch! When I get ahold of you in the morning, I'm gonna pull out your internal organs and mail them to the Afterlife!
Then Brad hungs up while laughing his head off.
Brad: HA HA! Yeah Brad!
?: Bradley. Will you go back to bed? We're trying to sleep here.
Brad: Yes mother.
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The next day was a bored and rainy day in Mellowbrook. Kick and Kickhankhamun were unable to pull off a stunt outside so there's nothing else for them to do indoors. Brad notices this and walks up to them.
"What is it Brad?" Kick asked boredly.
"Well I just wanted to say that I owe you big time for saving my life last night," Brad replied. "And for that, I'm not gonna pound you into horse meat for a long time. Wanna call a trucre?"
"Is this a trick?"
"No tricks this time. I mean it."
"Okay then. Truce."
"So what do you wanna do now?"
"I don't know. We're bored anyway."
"How about a little prank call Kick?"
"Okay. Who do you want to prank call?"
"Bling-Bling Boy."
"The kid who is overweight, has a crush on one of January's cousin, extremely rich and lives in a tropical island full of scary monsters and had a terrifying mother?"
"That's the one."
So while Brad dials the numbers of Bling-Bling's Tavern, Kick and Kickankhamun watched while keeping themselves from laughing.
"What's a prank call?" Kickankhamun ask Kick.
"It's a form of practical joke committed over the telephone," Kick replied.
Meanwhile at Bling-Bling's tavern, Bling-Bling Boy the bartender is busy serving his customers some drinks while talking to Dukey who seems to be a bit happy than usual. (A/N: To find out why, please refer to the story "Trip to Egypt")
"Why are you happy mutt?" Bling-Bling Boy asked Dukey.
"Oh I'm happy," Dukey replied. "As of tomorrow, I'm going on a field trip to Egypt with Johnny and his class."
"Why that's good news although it's such a shame that Susan and Mary can't go there and meet Gil Nexdor."
"I hear ya."
Just then, the phone rang. It was Brad doing another one of his prank calls.
"Hello?" Bling-Bling Boy asked.
"Hi is Ms. Problem here?" Brad asked through the phone. "First initials B.O."
"Just a second."
Bling-Bling Boys turns to his customers.
"Is B.O. Problem here?" Bling-Bling Boy asked. "B.O. Problem. Hey everybody! Do I have a B.O. Problem here?"
"You're sure do!" replied one of the smart alecs. The bar regulars laugh out loud at this.
"Oh shit," Bling-Bling Boy yelled through the phone while swearing. "Listen here you fucked no good son of a bitch! When I find out who you are, I'm gonna fuck your ass and eat your liver for dinner!"
"Man that fat kid can really curse out loud." Brad said through the phone.
"HEY!"
Brad hangs up and saw Kick and Kickankhamun laughing their heads off. Kickankhamun is lauging the most since this was the first prank call that he had actually heard in his entire life (well technically his afterlife if you get my drift.)
"Best prank call ever!" Kickankhamun said while still laughing. "Can you do more of those?"
"Well yeah," Brad replied. "But we need to wait for at least a few hours until Bling-Bling Boy cools down."
Clip Ends
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The audience is roaring with laughter at the clips. Just then, another Melody Tunes is up.
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Melody Tunes:
"I'm Looking Through You" performed by The Hip Gals (consisting of Kendall, Jonni, Avery and Annabelle)
The Hip Gals (consisting of Kendall, Jonni Avery and Annabelle are lost in the desert.
"We're lost," cried Annabelle. "There's no town nearby to get out of the burning sun."
Just then, the girls spotted a pyramid.
"We can stay there," Avery replied. "Let's go girls!"
Avery, Kendall and Jonni ran up to the pyramids like mad cows, but Annabelle couldn't keep up and by the time she gets inside the pyramid, she was lost.
"Hello," Annabelle cried. "Is anyone here?"
On the other side of the pyramid, a ghost saw Annabelle and overshadowed Annabelle, thus making Annabelle a ghost. When Annabelle ran up to her band mates for help, the other members gasped, knowing that Annabelle is now a ghost.
Avery, Jonni and Kendall: I'm looking through you
Where did you go?
I thought I knew you
What did I know?
You don't look different
But you have changed
I'm looking through you
You're not the same
"HELP ME!" Annabelle cried.
Avery, Jonni and Kendall: Your lips are moving
I cannot hear
Your voice is soothing
But the words aren't clear
You don't sound different
I've learned the game
I'm looking through you
You're not the same
Why, tell me why
Did you not treat me right?
Love has a nasty habit
Of disappearing overnight
You're thinking of me
The same old way
You were above me
But not today
The only difference
Is you're down there
I'm looking through you
And you're nowhere
Why, tell me why
Did you not treat me right?
Love has a nasty habit
Of disappearing overnight
I'm looking through you
Where did you go?
I thought I knew you
What did I know?
You don't look different
But you have changed
I'm looking through you
You're not the same
Yeah, oh, baby you've changed
Aah, I'm a-looking through you
Yeah, I'm looking through you
You've changed, you've changed
You've changed, you've changed
The ghost finally had enough that she gave Annabelle her body back and left, never to be seen again.
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Chris: And now, Tom and Jarry would like to do their "BATTLE OF THE RAP!"
Tom: "You think you can rap you silly piece of crap? You ain't nothing but a puny little rat."
Jerry: "Oh your gonna call me a puny little rat, in that case imma call you a big dumb cat."
Tom: "Don't call me dumb, that's so lame. You keep calling me names i'll have to bring the pain."
Jerry: "Bring the pain? That's just sad if you think you can beat me, then you've gone mad. I've beaten yopu before I can do it again. Just ask one of the fans at home, I always win."
Tom: "So what, nobody cares about all of them...their just pathetic no life's, always grim."
Jerry: "Don't mess with the fans man, i'll mess you up. Knock you up and run you over with a truck."
Tom: "Run me over with a truck, you can't even drive. I'll beat you up so bad you'll give the statue of liberty high fives. And i'll mess with the fans if I want to, they can't do nothing. I'll scare you so bad, you'll be jumpin."
Jerry: "Scare me? Ha! Don't think so i'll scare you so bad you'll be like whoa! Everytime I beat you, you went and ran. So let's let the winner of this battle be decided by the fans."
SariSpy56: You'll have to review it if you want the winner to be revealed in the next chapter.
Kick: And in the next chapter, my tale will be called "The Scavenger Hunt!"
SariSpy56: So stay tuned fot next time and before we go, let's have a Mentor Mashup performed by Miz, CM Punk, Zack Ryder, Dolph Ziggler and Alex Riley. Roll it Bentley!
Television fizzes.
Clip
Zack: "Woo woo woo!"
Miz: "Aaawwweeesssooommmeee!"
Zack: "You know it!"
Alex: "Say it to my face!"
Dolph: "Do what I say better watch what I do. Better heed the warning i'm here to give you. If you ever doubted me me you don't have a clue. I'm here to show the world, i'm here to show the world!"
Punk: "Look in my eyes what do you see? The cult of personality!"
Zack: "I like to sing with the radio, I like to play it real loud! I like to drive with the top down rollin like thunder always drawin a crowd!"
Miz: "I came to play there's a price to pay. Time for you to get on your knees and pray. Say goodbye to the good old days they never coming back watch you future fade!"
Punk: "Like Mussolini and Kennedy!"
Alex: "Should've been a man but you don't know how, play your hand you lost it, it's to late now! Have to pay the price for things you said yeah!"
Punk: "Neon lights, Nobel prize. When the mirror speaks, the reflection lies. You won't have to follow me, only you can set me free."
Miz: "Run away if you see me, don't even say my name."
Zack: "Every babe's gonna want a piece of me, yeah."
Punk: "I exploit you still you love me. I tell you one and one makes three ohhh!"
Miz: "Don't think that you can know me, don't try and play that game."
Dolph: "I hold your life here in my hands, though you try hard to understand."
Alex: "If you got something to tell me, come out of the shadows now and say it to my face!"
Punk: "I'm the cult of, i'm the cult of!"
Dolph: "I'm here to show the world, i'm here to show the world!"
Punk: "I'm the cult of, i'm the cult of!"
Miz: "I'm here to stay best get out of my way, I came to play!"
Punk: "I'm the cult of, i'm the cult of!"
Alex: "Pretend that your a man who had the nerve to stand and look me in the eye and say it to my face!"
Punk: "I'm the cult of, i'm the cult of, i'm the cult of personality!"
Zack: "Woo woo woo, you know it!"
Clip ends.
SariSpy56: So stay tuned for ...
?: WAIT! WE WANNA JOIN TOO!
The doors went open to reveal Mordacai the bluejay and Rigby the raccoon and their gang, Skips, Muscle Man, High Five Ghost aka, Fives, Pops and their boss Benson.
Rigby: We want to join too.
SariSpy56: Glad you guys can make it, but unfortunately, we're ending the chapter as of now. So we'll have to continue this another time.
Rigby: Aw man, this sucks.
SariSpy56: Until next time in HOUSE OF AWESOME!