Maybe this wasn't my best idea…I mean it's possible. It could be a good idea running at 1…2…oh six! (Sorry, had to count there real quick.) It might be a good idea to run at six murderous ponies, unicorns, etc. Though right now it wasn't looking good, but I can think of somethi- bingo! Fresh idea! What if I…oh yea, y'all ready for this?
Let's hope I can do this…
My first move took me to the table with the "toys" on it. I quickly flipped it, scattering the objects onto the ground with the table covering them. That's one table, now for the fun one! I ran for the one with all of the goodies on it. The sharp objects. Before I flipped the table I scooped up a few things (cutting myself in the process but I didn't notice). I tossed the items I gathered over to Prince and Thrash. Prince picked up a knife but even I could see that he was still shaking, and I just saw him for a split second. I then snatched the needle of what I could of sworn was adrenaline. (I hope I wasn't wrong.) After I grabbed it I flipped the table over just as a bolt hit it. Ooh Molestia's getting a little angry, heheh. I dashed back to Thrash who saw the needle in my hand. This would really suck if he hated needles but he's gonna have to suck it up!
I jabbed him with the needle and pushed the plunger, giving him that boost he most desperately needed to survive. It didn't take long either for it to kick in. He was getting up and shrugging the pain off like it was nothing. I sure hope this lasts a good while. Then I went down, my knees buckling. It seems that somepony came up behind me and hit the back of my knees. Oh yea? Try this on for size. As I came down I shifted all of my weight into falling onto the pony who brought me down. I heard a small "oof" as I came down. On top of that I felt a horrible pain in my shoulder. Oh right there was a knife in their once…f**k.
I rolled off and scrambled back to my little posse to see that it was Murdershy that I fell on top of. She quickly got back to her group. I snatched a few things from the pile of weapons that I tossed over. The random pick gave me a small sledge hammer and a sickle. Oh yea!
"You guys ready?" I asked.
"Ah'm gonna kill yah for jabbin me…" Thrash said as he readied himself.
"Let's kill them first shall we?" I replied. "How about you Prince?"
"I'm..re-…ready…" Prince replied, while his horn began to charge.
I crossed the hammer and sickle and lightly chuckled…"for Mother Russia." (Plot twist, I'm from America.)
Here it was again, a standoff…who was to make the first move? I had my eyes on The Princess…
Time was at a stand sti- ah f**k this! I ran for the Princess who was waiting for that exact move. She fired up her horn and shot a mighty bolt that whizzed past my face.
"Nice try!" I teased, approaching her evening quicker till I was right there. She reared up, about to stomp on me, so I got the idea to sit under her with the sickle blade pointing up. A nasty surprise for when she comes down, but she wasn't born yesterday, she saw the tactic of this move and immediately countered. Her wings shot out and began to flap; this caused her to hover over my blade. Damn! Then wham! Her hoof hit my face like a train. I could've sworn I saw birds flying around my head, oh no…no that was just her other hoof to come greet my face once again.
Wham! Right to the side of my cheek. Eww…I taste iron…oh wait, blood…right yea. Wham! Again! She isn't letting up! Well…she's probably still upset about the whole hammer-time thing. Hahaha, alright enough games. Whoosh! I dodged the next punch. You'd think that after a good one or two punches I'd be out cold right? Hahahaha- WRONG! I jumped to my feet, bringing my sickle with me, ready to hook me a twisted princess. She lifted her head in just enough time for me to knick her chin. A tiny trickle of blood ran down her neck.
"Princess!" (The evil) Twilight shouted. I hadn't noticed that around me, Lightning and Prince were keeping the other five off of me. Prince was up against Pinkamena and RD (ok how does that work…I mean cupcakes…wouldn't…I don't even know.) Then Thrash was facing Rarity, Murdershy, and the paranoid Twilight (who was no more focused on me, good, I evened it up a bit.)
A spark of light hurtled toward me and struck my leg. Crap, Twilight caught me off guard. Due to the tingling in my leg, caused by the bolt, I dropped on to one of my knees but I was still alert enough to dodge the next bolt. Then the next one came too quick for me to react but…ok you're not gonna believe this shiz; the bolt hit my necklace…it hit the cap dead on and reflect right back to Twilight who was too dumbfounded to move. It struck her right between the eyes and she fell like a sack o' potatoes. Yes! Another one bites the dust. She's not dead, but she's out…K.O. I didn't have the time to praise my necklace as my savior because I still had a princess to take care of.
We both stared in awe really…until I heard a sentence that sounded really close to "You're f**king dead." No she actually just asked; "How dare you?" In a most scary way. You know, the kind of way that screams you're f**ked.
"Hey, she shot the bolt, which in turned hit my necklace sooo…it's not my fault." I said. Nothing else was said, except for a horrid war cry coming from the charging princess. Drop! I fell onto my stomach inches before she flew overhead in an attempt to tackle. I rolled over onto my back to see a fresh hole in the wall. I didn't have enough time before Prince tripped over me. I rolled and punched the air in just enough time to get RD right in the nose. How did I know she was going to be there? I have no idea I just guessed really. Yay for being right! I jumped up and helped Prince to his feet.
"Thanks friend." He said as he got back to his feet, firing off a few bolts at RD. "Hurry up with that princess of yours ok? These two aren't letting up any."
"Sure thing, I'll make quick work of her." I said with hope.
"Please make her suffer…" he replied before he ran off after the two he was facing. Oh I totally will…
OH! Wait…should I go take care of the princess or release Applejack and the CMC first? I should take care of the princess, because if she gets a hold of one of them then it's all over. Ok let's go bag a princess! A deep breath collected my thoughts, steadied my hand, and was sure to make my aim true. I stood up in just enough time to catch the eyes of Molestia and hold their gaze with mine. Her horn fired up but the true blaze was the anger in her eyes.
"Last chance to leave your highness, before I have to go apesh*t on your a**." I said with the hint of blood on my breath.
No words were shared, her horn just continued to grow brighter…and brighter…I don't know what she's doing but I'd better stop it! The start of a mad dash brought me closer to the princess and yet she still just stood there and charged her horn. She was about to let the large bolt off before I threw my arms up, smacking the under-side of her jaw, throwing her head straight up which in turn led the bolt to be shot up into the ceiling. I threw right hooks and she threw left ones. It was a face off to see who would black out first.
Crack…crack.
Little cracks here and there, I didn't notice at first due to the hooves being brutally applied to my face but as the noise got louder, both of us got very curious. I looked up and was the first to understand what was to come next. The princess then got the idea to look up. We both stood in shock to face what looked like death itself. The boards above our heads were snapping and breaking. Then the whole damn thing came down!
With not enough sense to move the floorboards above soon engulfed both the princess and I. You think that's how it's gonna end? Ha! No way buddy.
I may have been covered in very large pieces of wood but that's not stopping me. I was on my side with a very jagged piece of wood stuck into the floor right beside my head. To my other side was Molestia who was what looked to be, unconscious. OH happy day! Let's get this over with!
With hope in my heart, I was pumped and ready to go. I tossed the boards off of me with some ease and I crawled over to her. Rummaging my hand under a pile of wood I was able to find my hammer.
I lifted it with all the might I had left and let it fall onto Molestia's horn. This little action jolted her awake and before she could understand anything I let the hammer fall once more. Crack. Crap! Is more of the roof coming down!? Oh…wait no that wasn't the ceiling…that was her horn! Oh damn…no reason to stop now.
Her screams of agony rang through cellar. I couldn't understand why she didn't teleport out but I mean, I guess you can't really teleport out when your horn is being attacked.
"Prince! Thrash! Help me out over here!" I shouted, my hammer falling once more followed by the screaming of a pained princess. Then the two friends of mine were beside me, hitting Molestia's horn with everything they had. Crack after crack, I saw a tear form in Molestia's eye. Why I felt for a monster like her is no idea…I just wanted this nightmare to end.
A flash of light answered that prayer of mine. Emitting from the two pieces of Molestia's horn. One piece lying on the ground and the stump left on top of her head. I sat back on my knees as a bright yellow light engulfed the whole room. I couldn't take the brightness and decided to look behind me to notice that the few that Prince and Thrash were taking care of didn't like the idea of us attacking the princess and were on us in no ti-…ok scratch that…they were in the process of coming after us. Still confused? Ok let me break it down…they were stuck, frozen in mid-air. The bright light surrounded them until it was as if the whole room was the sun itsef. You couldn't see anything, but when the light died there was nothing to see. The only thing that remained was a room that had Applejack and the CMC lying on the ground, out cold. There…where the princess laid and the others were held, was nothing. No evidence of their existence in this cellar remained all except for a hole in the floor above and the walls.
Slap! Realization hit me again. They're gone! Gone! I couldn't contain myself enough; I had to do a heel click and a little dance. Then one more thought hit me…are they gone for good? No matter, we'll be ready if they come back. Now to help these ponies out.