Chapter 21.

AN: fuk u ok! u fokng suk. itz nut ma fult if itz speld rong ok koz dat bich ravern cuz it fok u prepz!1 woopz soz raven fangz 4 da help. btw transilvana rox hrad!1 I even gut 2 go 2 da kasel wer drkola was flimed!

If anyone can translate that author's note, I give major props to you. And maybe a virtual snickerdoodle.

Later we all went in the skull. You went into a skull. Raven, GET BACK HERE AND EDIT THIS STORY! Draco was crying in da common room."Draco are u okay?" I asked in a gothic voice. Gothic voice? What the fudge?

"No I'm not u fuking bitch!" he shouted stated to run out of the place in a suicidal way.

"Running in a suicidal way." So he probably has, like, two razors, one in each hand, and he's bawling like a baby and screaming, and he's wearing backup razors on his belt like he's some kind of depressed wizard ninja.

Any of you see it that way?

I stated to cry cuz I was afraid he would commit suicide. Well, Tara, I wouldn't worry about it, since he already committed suicide and you brought him back to life. So, knowing you, you would bring him back to life again, even if you had him commit suicide. Again.

"Its ok Enoby." said Vampire comfortly. "Ill make him feel better." Oh jeez. I sense another sex scene.

"U mean you'll go fuck him wont you!"I shouted angrily. HA! I KNEW IT! Then I ran 2 get Draco. Vampire came too.

"Draco please come!" he began to cry. Tears of blood came down his pail face. I'm not even going to ask. Clearly, all the doctors are too "busy" right now... I think they don't want to be pulled into this piece of crap of a story. I wuz so turned on cuz I love sensitive bi guyz. (if ur a homophone Homophones! I remember learning about those in second grade! No wait... first grade? Or third grade? I'm getting old... den fuk of!)

I'm not a homophobe, Tara. If I was, I wouldn't be in this commentary twenty-one chapters in!

And then….. we herd sum footsteps! Vampire got out his blak invincibility coke.

It's not black, but anyway, Vampire gets out his invisibility... Wait, COKE? Are you friggin' KIDDING ME? Cocaine can't be black! It can't!

Can it?

*Goes to Google*

HOLY SAINT FRANCIS, IT CAN!

"Black cocaine, also known as Black Coke, is a cocaine variety which can fool any anti-drug trafficker today."

Well, you learn something new every day.

We both gut under it. We saw the janitor Mr. Norris Mrs. Norris, thank you very much.there, shouting angrily with a flashlight in his hand.

"WHOSE THERE!" he shouted angrily. We saw Filth FILTH? come. He went unda da invisibility cloke and started to meow loudly.

NO, NO, NO! FILCH IS THE JANITOR! MRS. NORRIS IS THE CAT! GOD, IS THAT SO HARD TO REMEMBER?

Sorry, I'm done ranting.

"IS ANY1 THERE!" yelled Mr. Norris. Stop. With. The. Textspeak.

"No fuck u you preppy little poser sun of a fukcing bich!" Vampire said under his breast What the hell...in a disgusted way.

"EXCUS ME! EXCUS ME WHO SED DAT!" yelled Mr. Norris. Den he heard Filch meow. "Filth is der any1 unda da cloak!"he asked. Filth nodded. And then….Vampir frenched me! He did it jus as….. Mr. Norris was taking of da cloak!1

"WHAT DA-" he yelled but it was 2 late cuz now we were ruining away frum him. And den we saw Draco crying n bustin in2 tearz and slitting his rists outside of da school.

Excuse me.

…

Well, my pillow is now the latest victim of verbal abuse. Guess whose fault it is, Tara.

"Draco!" I cried. "R u okay?"

"I guess though." Draco weeped. We went back to our coffins frenching each other. Draco and I decided to watch Lake Placid (c isnt da deprezzin) on the gothic red bed together. As I wuz about 2 put in the video, my eyes rolled up and suddenly I had a vision of something that was happening now. There was a knok on the door and Fug and da Mystery of Magic walked into the school!

I need an Aleve. And a whole lot of rest.

Wait, how many more chapters are there?

*Goes to FanFiction Search*

44 chapters? I'm only halfway there?

… I'm going to bed.