Disclaimer: I write joke chapters. JD doesn't. Be prepared for laughs.
Haze's POV
Teresa. That was the only thought in my mind as I ran into the Medjacks tent that I had spent so much time staring at on the screens. Rain rolled her eyes at my undoubtedly anxious face, walking away. I sped up my pace, repeating her name in my mind.
Teresa.
Teresa.
Teresa.
Then, I saw her. She was lying in a hammock, staring at the ceiling. "Ter- Teresa?" I stuttered. Her eyes shifted over to meet mine, and her face brightened, enough to light up the dim room. She reached out, grabbing my wrist, and pulling me closer.
"Haze! You came for me!" She breathed out, pulling me into a hug. I smiled, stroking her back soothingly.
"Of course I did. I promised." I reminded her, giving her a quick kiss. She smirked, pulling me to sit next to her. "I missed you. The H.Q. isn't the same without you. No one running around, splashing random people with water." I teased.
"I should hope. That was my specialty!" She laughed. "But, I bet I missed you more. A grand total of twenty three boys hit on me. Though, it should be expected, with only two of the boys in this God forsaken wasteland have girlfriends. Bastards." She rolled her eyes.
"You mean Rose and Rain? I was slightly surprised that they were still together. Like, whoa. True love, much?" I laughed. "But Newt and Minho deserve them. Well, Newt, at least. Minho is a prick."
Teresa nodded in agreement, sighing dramatically. "Clint! Jeff! I want food!" She screamed, cracking up when the two jumped, as they had been staring at each other for the last five minutes. "God, I can practically smell the sexual tension between those two twerps."
"Agreed. Mean, seriously. Like, no one ships it here." I sighed, shaking my head disappointedly. "We used to have such a cool fanclub. What the hell happened to our faithful Cleff shippers?" I frowned.
"No one will ever ship Cleff as much as us, sweetie. NO ONE." She growled, and I nodded again, pulling our photoshopped picture of Jeff and Clint making out. "Wow. You still carry that? Didn't Director Paige catch you with it? I thought she threw it away!"
"Puh-leeze. Do you seriously think that I was dumb enough to not make, like a zillion copies?" I laughed, handing Teresa the picture. She smirked, getting up, walking over to Clint's bed, and slipping it under his pillow. "Smooth." I complemented.
As if on cue, the two Medjacks walked in, holding what appeared to be turkey and… Jell-O? What the heck? "Here's your food, milady." Clint growled, shoving the tray in Teresa's face. She smirked taking the food, the looking back up at him.
"Why thank you, peasant!" She chirped over cheerfully. The two boy rolled their eyes, and I noticed that they were standing strangely close together.
"D'aww. Look at Cleff! So close, yet so far…" I whispered to Teresa, causing her to giggle uncontrollably, and earning us twin confused looks from the boys. "We are so immature." I smirked. She nodded, shoving the Jell-O in her mouth.
"Wait- Jeff, do you know that human that has infiltrated our base?" Clint whined, pulling Jeff's arm. Teresa and I smiled. "What?! Jeff! Who is this human? And why the shuck is he laughing at us?" Clint whimpered, still clutching Jeff's arm.
"Aww! So kawaii! Oh, and this is Haze. My boyfriend. He loves me. Ow!" Teresa shrieked, falling out of her hammock. The turkey landed on her, causing her to groan. The Medjacks instantly panicked, helping her back into the hammock and checking for bruising. "What the hell? Hazy! What did you do?" She glared at me.
"What? All I did was accidentally-on-purpose shove you off the hammock! Love ya'!" I smiled mockingly, quickly kissing her. She can't stay mad at me. Especially when I kiss her.
"Okay, I'm exhausted. Jeff, you're in charge." Clint yawned, going to lay down. Teresa and I smirked, watching him carefully. He sat up, frowning, and reached under his pillow. He pulled out the picture, glancing at it, and freaking out. "Jeff! Come here!" He yelled.
"What the shuck- Oh. Oh. Well… This is… Well." Jeff stuttered, staring at the photo. "What is this? Clint?" He cried. Clint shook his head, still gaping at the picture. "Wait. Wait. Teresa! Haze!" Jeff shrieked, glaring at us. We put our hands up in defense.
"What did we do? I mean, other than totally putting that picture under Clint's pillow…" Teresa smiled, grabbing my hand and running. We could hear the angry yells from the angry Medjacks. "Okay, Hazy, did you see those blushes! They thought the picture was real. That means they have kissed before. Many times." Teresa reasoned.
"Oh my God. Cleff is real. Cleff is real. They make out in their free time. Wow. My doubts are gone." I gasped, grapping Teresa's other hand and jumping up in down. She soon joined in, squealing like an idiot. "Hey, 'Resa? Why do we ship gay couples so much? I mean, for three years we shipped Alby and Thomas. What is wrong with us?"
"Nothing at all, baby doll. But Alby is mental here, so be warned." Teresa sighed solemnly. "Our dreams have failed us. Except for three of them. Rainho, Rewt, and Cleff. Omg, I ship them so hard."
"We all do, hun. We all do." My face fell as I realized something. "What's our ship name? Taze? Cool." She nodded in acceptance. "Let me add that to my list of shippings…. Done, done and done." I smirked.
"Okay, let's get you a room. By the way, you're totally sleeping with me in a tree." She smirked, pressing her lips against mine. "I love you."
"I know."
With that, my darling girlfriend dragged me up a tree, and I hit me chin, my knee, both of my elbows, and my foot. Such pain. So hurt. "Nighty night, dear."
"'Night, babe." And we fell asleep, still holding hands.
A/N: Well, that was fun to write. But, seriously, guys. Why am I the only one who ships Cleff? Seriously. Why. Help me out here, friends! Anyways, there's a couple of references from Teresa and Have in this chapter, and there will be more. I mean, remembering everything means you remember books and movies. Oh, joy. Anyways, this chapter was fluffy, funny, and freakin' awesome. The three F's. R and R and give me pie!
DEMIGODPREFECT, OUT‼‼