Dear Poseidon,
Did you create my little pony too? 'Cause if you did, I'd like your signature and to show it to Hermes.
-Apollo, god of awesomeness.
Dear Apollo,
Excuse me for asking, but what is this, my little pony.
-Poseidon.
Dear Hermes,
Dude, he doesn't know what my little pony is!
-Excited Apollo.
Dear Apollo,
He doesn't know what my little pony is?! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
-Very excited Hermes.
Dear Apollo and Hermes,
I'm going to log off now.
-Confused Poseidon.
