WWE & WCW Present The Mega Event: Pride & Glory!

by Toon'Challa

FINALLY! The biggest companies in Fiction Wrestling unite once again for another crossover! One of the biggest themes of this two day event is the end of an era and the beginning of a new era. Other themes of VENGEANCE, HATRED, and of course PRIDE and GLORY. Avatar Korra, Tai Kamiya, Charlie Brown... Deadpool: And ME! ...Get ready as these stars fight for PRIDE & GLORY!

21. MAIN EVENT WWE Title 13 Man Match

We come back...

...and Matt is walking down the backstage to the management office. On the way, he walked into DAN KUSO...and you can hear the LARGE POPS for him! Matt looks at Dan, and nods his head and looks around.

"What...no Briefcase?" Matt asked.

Dan sneered and growled. "They told me I couldn't bring it in. Said that I was a 'known criminal' and I couldn't bring the case in for safety reasons. Whatever. I got other ways to get my point across. I have revenge on the mind. It just SUCKS how much they have gotten AWAY WITH..."

"I know I know." Matt said. "Look my man you got my support. The roster still thinks of you as a WWE guy."

"...Yeah well until that megalomaniac and his lackey are out of Animated's hair, I wish I could call myself one of you. You guys need to stand up and push him out. I got something for him after Pride & Glory is done. You'll see on Ozone...and even WWE TV itself next week. Not done with him yet. But I can only do so much. YOU need to handle your business yourselves. Maybe after THAT...I can be a 'WWE Guy' again and maybe The Coordinators can be 'WWE Girls' too. ...Hell, even guys like Ben or Kevin don't feel like 'WWE Guys' right now. And more than just because Ben is Magnus Champ. No one is sticking up for the CCW guys and girls backstage in WWE. That Coordinators stuff should have made you guys rise up and dispute that. But not even Lola and Jupiter said anything. You guys are so...SCARED...of Vince or something-"

"I was never scared of Vince, Hunter, or anyone." Matt said, "Everyone knows my history with them. You mentioned me in your promo. You know the crap I put up with, that Ben put up with-"

"Then SAY SOMETHING...you and everyone backstage need to stand up to this guy. Seriously. Tell Luthor and McMahon to GO. Duke is the only one who seems to be behind me right now." THIS revelation makes Matt's eyebrow raise. "TW is wimping out, the BOSS. Miss Finster, Triple H & Evolution, Mickey Mouse gone NUTS...Animation Division has STOOD UP to these dictator leaders before. What happened to the Division's BACKBONE? That's what I'm waiting for. Until I see that...I dunno if I feel like saying I'm a WWE Guy. Dunno if I can trust that you guys have our backs..."

Dan looks at Matt with a concerned look. Dan gives a respectful nod to Matt...but then shakes his head and walks off. Ishida looks down, very...concerned with something...but then turns around and finds TW behind him. Blake just looks somewhat forlorn, as if he feels GUILTY about something...a lot of things. But Matt snaps him out of his stupor.

"...So Tag Titles..." Matt said. "Think I have a decision."

"Oh right." TW said, shaking his head and looking at Matt. "So you got a name? Lay it on me."

"Alright." Matt said, "My partner is-"

"Hey bro...!" TK popped in, looking very excited. "You about to name the Champ?"

Matt groaned and looked to the heavens with a look of "Why Me?". He sighs and replies, "Yeah. Why?"

"Just...really excited." TK said giddily. "I DO hope it's me."

"Well-" Matt said, but was interrupted by...

"Matt...!" Davis, running in from behind, was huffing and puffing. "...Okay...look...if you give me a chance I WILL WILL WILL make it up to ALL OF YOU! I understand if you don't want me dude. But all I ask for is a chance."

TK rolls his eyes, and then says, "And me and him have chemistry. It is more sure fire than you and him. Plus...can't trust you."

Matt looks at TK. "He's right...I can't trust you."

TK sighs in relief, putting a hand on Matt's shoulder. Davis nods...forlornly...and Matt says-

"...but I want to LEARN to trust you. And I am sure Tai would try to give you the chance. So Davis...I'm gonna head into battle with you."

The crowd POPS with cheers as TK just looks at Matt NCREDULOUSLY..."WHAT!?" He exclaimed.

"TK you have so much going for you. You have some good will across the business. We have to help rebuild Davis's reputation. I am doing MY part to help...I hope you do yours." Matt asked.

TK...just glared at Davis...and then stares with a look of heartbreak at his own big brother. He just walks off right after that...and Matt sighs, knowing it was a tough decision. He HAD to do it. For the better of the team. He looks at Davis...and hands him Tai's Tag Title. "Ready for a REALLY big...and angry...and volatile...Tag Division?"

Davis looked at Matt...and flicked his nose with his thumb. He looked at his Belt...NEW TOON TAG TEAM CHAMPION...Davis Motomiya. This was his first Belt since he began to change back to his old self.

"Heck yeah!" Davis exclaimed.

We come back to the ring...and Goofy is standing in the ring.

"Ladies & Gentleman I have an announcement to make, and it is QUITE personal." Goofy said, taking off his cap.

"Hm?" Iroh was intrigued.

"Goofy with an announcement?" Tarble asked.

"...I been in the business since it was barely old enough to recite it's 'ABCs'. I loved every minute or it. NWA, WWE, WCCW, UCA. I got to announce for legends like Goku and Commander Duke in the 80s to new stars like Black*Star and TD Kennelly now. I seen high points, aaand low points. And I even won a few things too, a-hyuck." Goofy took out a picture of him and Max at WrestleMania XII hugging after winning a special tag match. "I won Belts in my prime and got to call my own boy winning Belts. I even got to watch my best buddy Mickey go a little crazy..."

Goofy did the crazy finger spin around the ear.

"Gawrsh...I guess I done so much that I dunno what to do. I also think I should give others a chance at announcing. Sooo...I am saying that after tonight, I am gonna retire.:

"NOOOOO...!" The entire crowd SHOUTS, not at all pleased with the legend retiring. But Goofy nods his head.

"Somethin' I gotta do. I would feel bad if I didn't. Marceline, Bubblegum, and even little Star are doing so well that I think I can leave Animated in safe hands. Thank y'all for lettin' a big 'Ole goof like me have some fun here." You could tell Goofy was trying his best to not bawl his eyes out, but his cartoonishly quivering lip and nearly bursting eyes could not hide his sorrow. "AAAAHOOHOO!" He started bawling in his hat, letting it soak in and absorb his tears. He then blew his nose and put the hat back on his head.

"Classic Goof." Tarble said with a chuckle.

Goofy sighed and gripped the mic tightly. "Getting a big 'Ole reception from you guys at Mania for my Hall of Fame Ring...and even when I almost got a World Title shot at Animated 2.0...that really was somethin'! You guys keep on bein' awesome! I'll always appreciate ya! Even when I'm at home watchin' Maxey do some dangerous stunt off a thing or hearing Marcie of somebody in an entrance, I'll always still remember the fun times! A-hyuck!"

The crowd, during Goofy's speech, began to clap. As soon as he stopped, Goofy noticed the entire crowd clapping for him alongside the commentary and his three announcer successors. Star hopped up and down excitedly, Marceline did a slow but cool clap, and Bubblegum just clapped normally because she just wants to do her job like a normal announcer.

"What a humble soul." Tarble said, "Goofy would give you the shirt off his back...and then accidently ignite it on fire...but it is the thought that counts."

"Goofy is a legend. A very WEIRD GUY...but a legend." Moon said. "I always REMEMBERED there being Goofy in WWE. It'll feel weird without him. He called my matches since I debuted. If you were in WWE, CHANCES ARE...Goofy's announced for you...even if you disrespected him...I know I did a few times...but hey, I respect the guy. I think he was one of the best at what he did. He got me excited."

"There will never be another Goofy. THAT is for sure." Iroh said. "He's got a lot of drive and heart. And that's what separates him from most."

Goofy wiped a tear from his eye and shook his head. "Well...guess one more thing to tell you all before I go..."

The crowd wondered what Goofy had to say...and so he told them...

*DING DING DING*

"The following is your Thirteen Man One Fall to the Finish Match MAIN EVENT...and it is for The WWE Toon Championship of The World!"

A HUGE POP OVERTAKES THE CROWD as Goofy chuckles in amusement. "I'm gonna miss that...now first...we bring out to you the special guest commentary for this match...WWE Commentary Legends and Hall of Famers...Bugs Bunny & Daffy Duck!"

The Merry Melodies theme played to a thunderous ovation, and Bugs Bunny stepped out with a cool demeanor...and then took a bite out of his carrot before he goes down the ramp! "BUGS BUGS BUGS! They chanted!

...and then DAFFY DUCK ran out...and the entire crowd went silent.

...only the crickets chirped...

...but DAFFY just smirked. "AHA! I know you all love me! You only stay silent as a way to show your affection! SO KEEP IT UP! THAT'S RIGHT! PROVE THAT YA LOVE ME!"

...So the crowd CHEERED LIKE CRAZY, SCREAMING AS LOUD AS THEY COULD FOR DAFFY!

"..." The duck had a deadpan expression on his face...that just spelled irritation. "...I can never tell what is WHAT anymore..."

Bugs sat at the commentary table and put on his headphones. "Eh...What's Up, Docs?" He asked them.

Daffy sat at his chair at the guest table and muttered angrily.

"You okay Daff?" Bugs asked.

"...PEACHY." Daffy replied bitterly.

And speaking of Peachy...the arena went dim...as commotion could be seen on the stage. It looked like...a bunch of Toads running about, setting up something.

"Well welcome to commentary, Bugs & Daffy, now do you know what this is?" Tarble asked.

"Oh I know." Bugs said. "THIS is something paid for by WWE, XCW, and Mushroom Kingdom taxes."

"He took like most of the entrance budget for this." Daffy said. "If that doesn't spell 'arrogant', we need another dictionary."

The Toads then all went behind the stage...and when the lights came on, it was one giant MAKESHIFT THEATER...

"...Oh WOW...he DIDN'T...WE DON'T..." Bugs stares wide eyed.

"We have to watch 'SUPER MARIO: THE THEATRICAL PRODUCTION'." Moon deadpanned.

"I'M OUT ALREADY, MAC!" Daffy exclaimed. "I came here for a fight, not a play!"

The curtains pull back...and we see a stork prop carrying two Toads acting as Mario and...the green guy...as babies. It then shows the stork DROPPING the poor Luigi baby Toad...and then the scene dims, and we go to the next scene of Baby Mario searching valiantly on Yoshi to find his brother. The play takes a , however...such as Baby Mario shooting giant fireballs at Goombas and Baby Bowser and his old caretaker Kamek to burn them alive.

...The scene dims on this, and we get to see older Mario hop around in a sewer, knocking over Spinies with Luigi...followed by Mario saving his old flame, Pauline, from Donkey Kong Sr. (Now Cranky Kong) and...apparantly, he shot down Donkey Sr. with an old WWI Bi-Plane from atop a building. The scene dims again...and when it appears once more, we see Mario hopping around in a scene similar to the original Mario Bros. as Toads sing the theme in acapella. We fast forward to Mario hopping around and pulling out plants while Toads sing the SMB2 over world theme...

...and then Smooth McGroove, YouTube acapella singer, comes in from the Toads (dressed as a Toad) and leads them all in a harmonization of The SMB2 Overworld theme. The song plays over highlights of Mario as Jumpman in The NWA, fighting Luthor, Donkey Sr., Fangface, and other classic characters...

...but then it shows a scene of him, NOW going by his real name of Mario, signing to WWE with Luigi. Mario & Luigi, The Mario Bros., fight off teams such as Venom & Carnage, The Reds (Raphael, Huey Duck, & Alvin Seville), Baloo & Kit, Mega Man Classic & Simon Belmont, Raditz & Vegeta, and of course Sonic & Tails. ...However, Sonic is played by a very dumpy and goofy looking Toad with a snaggletooth...and Tails is simply a plush toy that "Sonic" is holding. The Luigi and Mario Toads beat on the poor Sonic Toad and then we switch scenes to Mario winning a Rumble and then beating Joker at Mania IX to win his first World Title. And then we switch to Mania X, the blockbuster Sonic vs. Mario main event...however it shows more Mario giving offense than Sonic doing anything.

...the curtains then close...and then another Toad is playing Mario, and it is a 64-bit Mario! And this Mario injures the dumpy Sonic Toad...and then beats Goku...fairly with no fireball from Luigi?...and then a dumpy looking Toad plays TJ Detweiler for five seconds before it disappears.

"Oh will somebody END THIS..." Bugs groaned. "THIS IS TORTURE!"

"CLAM IT, MARIO, YOU ATTENTION WHORE!" Daffy shouted.

"UUUUGH..." Moon just banged her head against the desk and continued to do so, hoping brain damage occurs before the boredom kills her.

We see Toads...okay forget it, I shall cliff notes it for you, readers. This goes on for like 5 more minutes. But you guys get a ten second cliffnotes. Ready?

...

-Mario Shows Crap You Already Know from UWE, UCA, VGW, VGWA, XCW, WCW, NWA, and others.

Saved you five minutes.

Moon was sleeping...or KO'd...and Iroh shook her when the play ended.

"Serena...it is over..." Iroh said.

"...Huh?...It is?..." Usagi lifted her head up from the table...and saw the production was over...and began to smile...before she slammed her the table again when the curtains opened BACK UP...TO MASSIVE BOOS...

...AS FIVE THRONES APPEARED...Peach...a slightly lower Luigi...Daisy, who is slightly lower than Peach...Toad, who is on Luigi's level...

...and "Teen Boat Ocean" played to THUNDEROUS BOOS as Super Mario sat on the HIGHEST of thrones, right next to Peach...he wore Mushroom Kingdom Royal regalia, as if he was the heir to the kingdom (he kind of is if he's boinking Peach). Smooth McGrooves sings acapella to the theme as Mario gets up from his throne and walks down a bunch of Toads bending over to be stairs for Mario. He gets on the stage, and another Toad runs over and attaches his UCA World Title around his waist. He then makes his way down the ramp...and Toads begin handing replica World Titles to Mario on his arm. The WWE Toon Title, The WCW Cartoon World Title, The Omega Title, The VGW World Title, The VGWA World Title, The XCW World Title, The CWF World Title, The GWA World Title...he had EIGHT World Titles from different companies on his arms, and he continued to make his way down the ramp.

"Coming to the ring first; representing XCW...SUUUUUPEEER Mariooo!" Goofy announced.

"...He did all of that...JUST for an entrance..." Tarble's eye twitched as Mario passed by the dumpy Sonic Toad...and then KICKS a dumpy Matt Toad and throws him into the crowd.

"...I almost have to admire how much Mario loves himself..." Iroh said as Mario stomped out a Tai Kamiya Toad...who was limping...

"I AM MORE EXTREME THAN THEM!" Mario shouted before walking towards WARIO...playing the part of Bowser. Wario looked very annoyed, but Mario winks before hopping over him and stomping on the ground, activating a trap door to send Wario down under.

"...Well what can we say about Mario that HE hasn't mentioned already in his play?" Tarble asked.

"Well...Mario lost to Kai on RAW for The NWA Title. Be on the lookout for TENSION there." Iroh said. "Kai's girlfriend Jinora assisted somewhat in the win. And Mario won't be forgetting that."

"Like how we forgot this entire ENTRANCE." Moon said before Mario splayed his arms on the apron, turning the lights back on. "...Course."

Mario walked into the ring...and a Toad dressed as Shawn Michaels bowed to him on the apron as Mario mimicked HBK's entrance, fireworks exploding behind him as he bent and flexed as the faint sound of a running engine could be heard.

"Okay Mario WE GET IT..." Moon said. "We-you guys hear that?"

"I hear...an engine." Bugs said.

"I do too...and I pray that it isn't Mario's motorcade." Bugs deadpanned.

Mario's music died down, and the revving could be heard getting louder and louder...and the crowd and Mario all looked around...

...AND THEN AN ALL BLACK FERRARI SMASHES THROUGH MARIO'S ENTIRE THEATRICAL SET UP!

"OH GEEZ!" Moon jumped.

"MAMMA MIA!" Mario exclaimed as Toads scattered about as the car did donuts on the stage, CRUSHING much of Mario's shattered display. The throne broke in half, and the car came to a stop at the side of the stage...and the crowd gave A HUGE POP, saying "THANK YOU! THANK YOU!"

"Who is this good Samaritan?" Bugs asked.

The car roof was kicked open...

...

You Think You Know Me

AAAND the crowd either did a 180 and went RIGHT back to booing...OR they cheered because HEY...he ruined Mario's fun.

"Well of course...the ALWAYS ARROGANT...and never repentent...SCOURGE." Tarble said.

Scourge indeed stepped out of the car and went RIGHT onto the roof. He was dressed in his OWN version of kingly attire, with a crown from his King Scourge days in the Archie a black, long, and tattered coat with some royal ornaments on it, golden lining, and flame designs on its sleeves and ends of the coat. A smug, evil, vicious smirk on his face behind his shades appears as he says "Ladies and gentlemen, The King of the World has ARRIVED... RESPECT!"

"Next; representing UCA; the proclaimed King of the World...Scourge the Hedgehog!"

"And of course Scourge as well calls himself a KING...he did rule a land once. So he has claims to the nickname. But STILL..." Bugs shrugged as Scourge threw up the devil horns to trigger pyro that exploded ALL AROUND the TitanTron and stage! For 30 seconds, the TitanTron was set ablaze with Scourge's fireworks...and the crowd feared this would last as long as Mario's.

"WOW...we truly cannot win." Daffy said.."Anyway Scourge and Kaiba faced Charlie Brown and Sokka a couple of weeks back...and that ended well for...no one. But Scourge has made it his mission to win this Belt AND The Money in the Bank in UCA at Final Clash."

Scourge slid into the ring on his belly...and then hops up to his feet and throws up devil horns once more, sending explosion ROCKETING OUT OF THE ARENA ITSELF, sending them sky high and BURSTING forth into the night sky!

"...Know what? He destroyed Mario's set. I ROOT FOR HIM DARNIT! GO SCOURGE THE HEDGEHOG! WIN IT FOR ANIMAL KIND!' Daffy shouted.

Scourge's music dies down, him staring arrogantly at Mario before dropping his glasses with a wink. "YOU SOB, ALL-A YOU MOBIANS ARE NOTHING BUT BASTARDS!" Mario shouted.

...

Test!

This is a Test!

Test! Test!

This is a Test!

That classic intro plays...but then "Coming Undone" by Korn just gets right in the thick of the music, bringing out Johnny Test to HUGE cheers and some boos from those WWE hopefuls. He wore his AWE IC Title on his waist while carrying his GWA for Midcard Champion of the Year.

"And representing AWE; Johnny Test!" Goofy announced.

"Test, a former WWE star under Johnny QUEST for a brief time...but MOSTLY known for his AWE work where he reigns as Intercontinental Champion! And the kid is easily the top secondary Champion in the business today." Tarble said.

"Test wants to be AWE's longest reigning Champion EVER." Bugs said. "He wants to be a Champion who reigns for YEARS! Now...nobody can touch the ten year Mickeymania of CWF old. But he definitely wants to reign for a long time."

Test gets on the near left and stares down at Mario and Scourge. Test, who felt like the equivalent of a World Champion, did believe he needed pyro or a fancy entrance. He just from the corner and raised his Title in the air.

"In a company marred by controversy...from perversion to an insane owner...Johnny Test may be one of the few shining lights in the company trying to make a good image for it." Iroh said. "HE is the ambassador AWE needs to different companies to counteract the amount of SQUILLIAM ."

"Ah Squilliam...The Resistance...the Wambulance makes a call there every day." Moon quipped.

Test let's his music die down, and he yells out, "MAKE SOME NOISE STEELPOOORT!" he yells out to garner an even LOUDER reaction!

...and then the beginning intro to "Slay Me" by plays to a BIGGER POP! (TNA loved the publicity...)

"THIS SOUNDS LIKE NOT JIM JOHNSTON!" Moon exclaimed, "WTF!?"

Out comes TOMMY OLIVER, wearing face paint similar to Sting...and he looked around...and the looked at his King of Mayhem Title around his waist. He walks down the ramp, high-fiving whatever fans he could.

"And representing XCF and our NEWEST member to WWE Animated; Tommy Oliver!"

"Now Tommy...the legendary Power Ranger...THE man of XCF...and our newest member of WWE Animated." Tarble said. "HIM winning would not be bad for WWE itself."

"No but then it has to be on his waist. And XCF's Belt clashes with ours." Moon said. "But yeah he is decent. Course you all know who I root for here. And Oliver wouldn't cut it as out Champ."

"Tommy dominated XCF for years on end, he is ALWAYS referred to as a legend, and Oliver was a XCF exclusive for DECADES until he went into the draft. He was snatched up at Number TWO by WWE." Iroh said. "TW wanted Oliver BAD."

Tommy gets on the apron his opponents so far...and then he flips over the ring and does a spin kick with his signature "KYAAA!" sound to set off fireworks in the turnbuckles. Tommy spun around off the momentum that kick...and then held up his KoM Belt.

"Big deal." Daffy said. "I can do that!"

"Lemme see ya do it then Daff." Bugs requested.

"Well why would I do it now Bugs?" Daffy asked. "You want me to show up Oliver right now before a big match? I am NOT THAT MEAN, rabbit."

...

SHOW NO FEAR!

THAT sounded off in the PA...before "Man in the Box" by Alice in Chains playd out SOUTHERN WARRIOR SOKKA, wearing Southern Water Tribe clothes and the wolf face paint! He wore a wolf's pelt over his head and raised his meteor blade in the air before he RAN down the long ramp!

"And representing NCW; Sokka!"

"Sokka, NCW's Heart & Soul, has been looking for the chance to win ONE MORE WORLD TITLE...and the man has the chance here." Iroh said as the crowd cheered Sokka, "WWE NEVER saw him as a main eventer...but CWF and NCW saw something in the young man. And I see something as well."

"I see a goof." Moon shrugged.

"See with more than your own perceptions of what a Champion 'should' be, Moon." Iroh said.

"What I DO see..." Bugs said, "...is a guy working hard to make his voice heard in this crowded field. But this is where he excels...in that ring. A former DUAL World Champion. every tool this one out."

Sokka slides into the ring and stands before all his opponents. He let's the music die down...and he stands in front of cheering fans...

And then "Whatever" by Our Lady of Peace plays out Simon the Digger! The Gurrenn Lagann MAN walks out to chants of, "WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM!?"

"And representing AWF; Simon the Digger!"

"SEE-mone." Bugs said.. "I always pronounced it as Sie-mun."

"In Year 1 of AWF, Nobita Nobi was their ace. In Year 3, Sawada Tsunayoshi was their ace. In Year 2...THIS GUY was the ace...and a bit of Year 2 until The RR decimated him." Moon said. "Guy hasn't been the same main eventer since. Like Nobi, he just sort of dropped off and passed his mantle off to Tsuna."

"The Giga Drill Breaker, that Crossface, can be slapped on at near any time and any position. And Simon...you KNOW he wants to avenge AWF for what happened with Kirito earlier." Bugs said.

"I would talk about it...but I don't think I am contractually obligated to mention it." Daffy said. "I think...I dunno...contracts don't mean a lot it seems."

"Well Simon...he DEFINITELY NEEDS SOMETHING...he may just be a trainer now. But there is still that fire in Simon's eye...a fire Kamina instilled in him." Tarble said.

Simon entered the ring and took his long coat off...and let his music die down...cheers and memes being chanted in support of Simon...

It's my life!

Bon Jovi played to a MASSIVE POP FOR WWT WORLD CHAMPION JAKE LONG! Long ran out, Title on his waist as he pointed the crowd and then beat his chest! He was still slightly sore (which happened recently in this point of time) and yet STILL marched down that ramp!

"And representing WWT; Jake Long!"

"The WWT World Champion...beating Shikamaru to free WWT and save it once again. Jake REPEATED his journey two years back, winning The Rumble and the WWT Title! Jake Long IS the face of WWT...and he is a very beaten up face." Bugs said.

"Just like Sokka, WWE never thought Jake would be more than a middle of the show kid but both CWF and WWT see him as. ! WWT moreso." Tarble shrugged.

"Guy IS WAAAY too beaten up to be trying to fight! He is a World Champ already, no need to kill yourself!" Shouted Moon. "He is a TALENT...but he should nooot be here. WWT may sue. Mr. TV may not be so nice."

"Jake was confident he would be okay. And I wholeheartedly agree: Jake should be fine." Iroh said.

"Barring...something catastrophic..." Daffy chuckled darkly.

It's a new day! (It's a new day)

It's a new generation! (It's a new generation)

"New Day" by Adelita's Way brings out Leo, The CAWF Champion, who gives entrance...just a raise of a fist...and the declaration of, "ALL HAIL THE REVOLUTION!"

"And representing CAWF; Leo!"

"The World Champion of CAWF HAS NOT been talked about a lot during this build." Iroh said. "Neither has CAWF. It is weird. But Leo IS their top contender AND a rep for The RR."

"Dark horse status...that equal win?" Asked Tarble.

"I would HOPE not...we don't need...HIM...holding our Belt." Moon said.

"NEVER DOUBT things Moon. May learn this the hard way. All these competitors could be Champ soon..." Bugs said

" ." .Moon shrugged.

"Wish I had more info on him." Tarble said music died down.

Leo got sizeable boos...and then he held up his Belt and RR Armband arm.

...

...and then "Born to Win" by Mutiny Within (as a placeholder) plays to a big reaction...cheers and boos...and KAI walks out with Jinora in his arm. The NWA World Champion held his Belt in his arm and lifted it so the world could see.

"And representing...The NWA...Kai!" Goofy shrugged while still moving.

"The self proclaimed TRUE World Champion." . "The NWA Fiction World Heavyweight Championship has a lineage that created WWE, WCW, and ECW. HE feels The NWA doesn't get the respect it needs and deserves while WWE gets to exist at the top."

"His title may have some importance where he is from...but HERE in WWE it is barely registering a tier." Moon said. "But he did beat Mario on Sunday. Decent match. So maybe back up some of his talking."

"And his winning would be beneficial to US in keeping The Belt...not ..." Tarble said. "But he has some arrogance issues to work out."

Kai looked at Tommy, Leo, Mario, and Jake...and then brushed them off. The TRUE World Champion's not going to talk to lesser Champions. Leo brushed it off...Tommy sneers...and Jake just smirks...all while Kai got on the near left apron and lifted The Belt up high into the air as his music died out. He got down and looked at Mario...and then said, "HA."

"Kai is easily one of the better flyers here...his Mario match DID prove his chops...ALWAYS keep on the look out for Kai in this bout..." Iroh said.

...

...and then "Lights Out" by Breaking Benjamin plays to a LOUD pop is BOOS...and then Kaiba walked out onto the stage...and then raised ONE single card into the air.

...and this summons BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON...

...the creature towers behind Kaiba, who instructed it to fire fireballs into the sky! The fireballs EXPLODED into falling blue embers..and Kaiba walked through the embers down towards the ring...smirk plastered over his face.

"And representing ACW; Seto Kaiba!"

"A FORMER World Champion. Yugi was the face of ECW near the end if the company's run before Paul sold the division to WWE" Tarble said, "But Kaiba...he ruled ECW like a mad man when was the bad guy. Barbwire Massacre against Yugi anyone. The rich, entitled guy versus the hero...the idealistic hero of Yugi Mutou..."

"And Kaiba won himself that World Title FROM Yugi. The two had to fight in Barbwire Massacre to truly settle their score in ECW! Of course Kaiba is in ACW, HARASSING Ash Ketchum and talking about how he lost The Big Playground of Blood Chamber Match." Iroh said. "KAIBA is a volatile man when angry. Money makes a man mad."

"I like your alliteration." Bugs said. "I also like Kaiba as a ring competitor...but his attitude so so nasty."

Kaiba steps into the ring and glares at a smirking Scourge...

"After that match two weeks ago, Scourge and Kaiba IMMEDIATELY betrayed each other because...you can't trust a bad guy." Moon said.

"No honor among thieves." Daffy said.

Kaiba stares at everyone in the ring...angrily...but determined...

...

...buuut then "No Chance" began to play to some VERY ANGRY and CONFUSED reactions.

"Oooh no." Bugs facepalmed.

"What does HE want?" Tarble asked.

"I dunno...but it must be something to embarrass WWE further." Iroh sighed.

The music played on to boos…

…

…

…

…but then A WHITE BEAGLE in a toupee and a business suit walked out with a shaved (and annoyed) yellow bird with a tiny business suit! NOW the crowd was cheering!

"OH! AHA!" Tarble exclaimed. "YES! It's VINCE MCSNOOP and LEX WOODSTER!"

"OOOH they're deadmeat." Moon said…then snickered. "But if I gotta enjoy the humor, I might as well do it!"

McSnoop began to "yell"…er, bark madly…at CCW talent, and then began to yell at others in the audience from Max Tate to telling Force the Fox to get him some coffee. Woodster was busy kissing McSnoop's tail, hanging onto it as best as he could.

"Well I can tell you there are TWO people not laughing at this…" Daffy said, "…GOOD THING I AM NOT ONE OF THEM! AHAHA!"

McSnoop began to bark out some words…something the crowd (except maybe Annie Frazier and other animals could understand)…

"Oh hold on, I got you guys…" Bugs said, taking off his headset and talking into the mic.

"Um yes, let ME translate what McSnoop is saying…" Bugs said, "…he has told us that we would like to introduce us to his NEW Corporate Champion…a former World Champion who should STILL be a World Champion *crowd begins to cheer louder*…Vince's NEWEST choice…CHARLIE BROWN!"

And the crowd ROSE to their feet with A THUNDEROUS POP for the comic legend himself, CHARLIE BROWN…rocking his new Peanuts movie CGI skin. He looked around…and said, "Feels bulgy." Before he walked down the ramp. "I wonder how Tidus, Sackboy, or Jimmy Neutron walk in this stuff."

"Well ladies & gentlemen, THE FORMER CHAMPION…the one people WANTED TO SEE COME HERE AS CHAMPION." Iroh said, "UNFORTUNATE CIRCUMSTANCES left him out of the match…but then he won Superstar of the Year…and then he cashed in his rematch clause for this match!"

"The character impersonation as funny!...And so is any chance of Charlie Brown holding a World Title again." Moon said. "He should stick with The IC Title. It suited him best."

"Charlie Brown won his World Title Match-"

"Due to DAN KUSO…and I bet Charlie Brown is just HOPING Kuso bails him out again tonight. He bailed him out with Broly and he bailed him out at Animated 2.0." Daffy said, "He needs his Pyrus Guardian Angel one last time if he wants another win here."

"I don't think he NEEDS Kuso. I think Charlie Brown is PERFECTLY capable of winning." Iroh said. "He is currently MY favorite to win. He should have never lost it."

"And of course he DID almost beat Vegeta." Bugs said. "But then Linus…did what he did."

"The fact that Charlie Brown is out here FIGHTING after losing his long time best friend in a heartbreaker is really something special. Charlie Brown is getting back up to fight, and his renewed confidence and positivity will keep him afloat in his career." Tarble said.

Charlie Brown had a LOT of people he had to fight for still. He wanted to win back his Title for the people who rallied behind him. He stops at the end of the ramp and motions for his Belt, but then "Champion Charlie Brown" is suddenly cut off by a Severence Symbol appearing on The TitanTron and the stage, making the crowd IMMEDIATELY switch to booing.

"The Rake's Song" by The Decemberists plays to the biggest boos of the night…and HABIT rises out from under the stage (or from the symbol). The spirit, inhabiting a young man by the name of Evan, gave none of his usual goofy gestures or snide, sarcastic remarks. He hated everyone in this match, not just disliked them for competition's sake. He HATED them all, and they HATED him too.

"And representing FWF; HABIT the Rabbit!"

"Who isn't REALLY a rabbit. Go figure." Moon shrugged.

"HABIT made it a mission to simply go after ANYONE and EVERYONE in his press conference speech. NOBODY LIKES HABIT." Tarble.

"I would root for the little bugger, but I don't think we're of the same family of Leporidae." Bugs shrugged.

"HABIT also came after Charlie Brown, nearly BREAKING HIS NECK at a WWE Network ($9.99, folks) show, Prideful Glory early that Monday after Fallout." Tarble said. "It's being said Lex Luthor added him in SIMPLY TO HURT CHARLIE BROWN…as Entrant Unlucky Number 13."

"AHA! Which means it's finally RABBIT SEASON!" Daffy exclaimed, "I get to watch a rabbit get SLAUGHTERED!"

"He ain't really a rabbit, doc." Bugs said to Daffy.

"Oh let me have this, bunny!" Daffy snapped at Bugs.

"Everyone in this match is either a current World Champion, a former World Champion, or somebody on the level of a top guy such as Test." Bugs said, "HABIT…has won FWF's Diehard Title, their Hardcore Title…and he ruled that division for a while…but that was it. He has never gone beyond THAT…until his big performance at The FWAs where he fought for a chance at The ECW Title. Slade ultimately won that…but HABIT got a FEW MORE EYES on him because of it. One eye being Lex Luthor, who put him in this match."

HABIT yells out, "I BELIEVE…THAT YOU ALL ARE FULL OF HORSE SH*censored*." HABIT was testing the censors, yelling that out in reference/mocking to Emmy and Charlie Brown. Brown simply stared at HABIT as his music dies. The entire ring glared at the possessed body.

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…but then they turned their attention to the stage when the crowd POPS LOUD for Brude Faulconer's "Hell's Bells"!

"AND THE FINAL ENTRANT…LADIES & GENTLEMEN, MY BROTHER!" Tarble announced.

Vegeta walks out, wearing his classic Saiyan armor while wearing a crown on his head and a red cape behind him. Resembling his father, Vegeta opened the cape/robe to reveal his World Title wrapped firmly around his waist. No shoulder carrying, he wore HIS Belt on his waist. Goofy put some oomph in his final entrance announcement, all the while Vegeta walks down the ramp at his leisure, setting off pillars of fire to explode into the sky from the stage.

"And finally; representing WWE; now residing in West City; he is The REIGNING and DEFENDING WWE Toon Champion of The Wooorld…The Prince of All Saiyans, VEEEGEEETAAA!"

SOME booed Vegeta…but the legend still received a lot of cheers, many "bowing to the royalty" while the "VE-GE-TA!" chants ring out.

"THIS GUY! AHA! HE IS THE WINNER!" Moon exclaimed. "Me and The Anime Dynasty feuded with The Z Fighters throughout The Mid-90s. We were like bitter rivals! And Vegeta fought Yusuke, Ranma, Kenshin, and even his own son Trunks to some pretty cool great fights and classics! He won IRONMANS with Goku…oh man, he main evented THREE MANIAS STRAIGHT with Goku!"

"The classics Vegeta has participated in and won have definitely etched themselves into the history books. And he is in the largest match for that Toon Championship…quite literally and figuratively. You have seen how proud he is of being Champion, of WWE keeping their Belts…he is going to defend his Belt even if he has to kill someone to keep it WWE." Iroh said. "But his unsavory words towards Charlie Brown…"

"Have every bit of truth in them! He ISN'T a World Champion, he is a World Title HOLDER…big different." Moon said. "Or WAS…"

"Vegeta said Brown holding a World Title was a disgrace to the title, 'World Champion'. He saw Deadpool win one and he felt he couldn't let that name be disgraced anymore by Charlie Brown." Bugs said. "Course he always takes time to mock Brown's friends and family."

"Wouldn't you?" Daffy asked.

Bugs stared blankly at Daffy while Vegeta entered the ring. He discarded his Saiyan Armor and cape, opting for just his blue jumpsuit. He took his Belt off and handed it to referee Leslie Anderson, who oversaw the OTHER Title Match earlier on tonight.

"And here's to hoping we don't need McMahon/Luthor meddling here." Tarble said.

"If someone NOT from WWE wins it, they should be smart enough to BOOK IT out the arena before someone can react." Bugs said.

Referee Leslie Anderson holds up The Toon Championship…

…and onscreen, a graphic featuring The Merrie Melodies background settles into the screen before the WWE/WB hybrid logo zooms right out of the black hole and into the forefront before the entire design settles onto a Title Belt.

"The highly anticipated main event, ladies & gentlemen, THIRTEEN COMPETITORS ALL VYING FOR WWE'S BIGGEST ANIMATED PRIZE! I HAVE CALLED THESE MATCHES SINCE THE 90s, AND I AM DYING TO CALL THIS ONE!" Bugs exclaimed, "LET US START THE BIGGEST MATCH IN OUR HISTORU RIIIGHT NOOOW!"

*DING DING DING*

AND THE ENTIRE RING ERUPTS INTO CHAOS (not the author nor the hedgehog, but the concept) AS EVERYONE FINDS SOMEBODY TO FIGHT!

MARIO ON KAI!

SCOURGE ON KAIBA!

CHARLIE BROWN ON VEGETA!

LEO ON OLIVER!

SIMON ON SOKKA!

TEST ON LONG!

…and HABIT slips out the ring to let THEM fight it out in the beginning stages…

Jake Long CLOTHESLINES Test out the ring, and then follows Test out under the ropes. He throws a right, and then Johnny ducks it and grabs the arm, dropping to SLAM it over his shoulder! The sore Jake Long holds his right already in pain from the match he had at TelevMania. And Test grabs him, but then gets BEATEN on the back by Scourge! The hedgehog kicks Jake Long and SLAMS his head against the announce table of Bugs and Daffy. White Pantera & Puma Loco were nervous…their table was still up…The Spanish Announce table is most vulnerable during main events. They were nervous. Especially when Kaiba ran and SHOULDER BLOCKS SCOURGE AND RAMS HIS BACK INTO THE SPANISH ANNOUNCE TABLE! Scourge holds his back in pain and then TEST CLOTHESLINES HIM! The AWE IC Champ then began throwing right hands to Kaiba, sending him stumbling back towards the ring apron. Johnny then backs up…and runs but SHOULDER TACKLE GETS DODGED AND JOHNNY GOES SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE APRON! Kaiba smirks and turns INTO THE AMERICAN DRAGON'S STIFF EUROPEAN UPPERCUT!

On the other side of the ring, Simon Clotheslines Sokka out of the ring. And then Simon measures the crazy Southern Warrior…and then VAULTS over, but MISSES when Sokka slides back into the ring! Simon hits the floor HARD, landing flat on his face. And Sokka runs the ropes and times it perfectly…and then goes right THROUGH the ropes with a dive to a nearly standing Simon, sending him into the barricade! And meanwhile Mario, also outside with Kai, Irish Whips The NWA Champion towards Sokka. Kai uses his skills to SOMERSAULT over Sokka! And Sokka was…amazed by Kai's athleticism. But then he turns RIGHT INTO A CLOTHESLINE FROM SUPER MARIO! Mario shakes his head and goes to Kai and GETS A SAVATE KICK! And then Mario is turned around so Simon hits a CHOP to the chest…and then SOKKA KICKS HIM AND DDTS MARIO ONTO HE FLOOR! The plumber is planted, and Sokka turns around RIGHT INTO A KICK-but Sokka catches it…and throws it away to Simon…who ducks it and lets Kai go full rotation for a Dragon Whip! Kai spins out after that one, and gets a grab and a HEAD SLAM onto the barricade from Simon before he runs and THROWS him into the steel steps!

Leo is kicking Oliver in the knees, trying to take him down with strikes first. He grabs the neck, hooking it tightly, and then is LIFTED up…and thrown off with a HUGE slam that sends him BELLY FLOPPING onto the mat! And across from them in the ring, Charlie Brown and Vegeta are dueling fists, with Vegeta winning the exchange. The prince BOOTS Brown down, and then picks him up IF ONLY TO GET A GAMENGIRI! Vegeta stumbles…and Charlie Brown runs at Vegeta and gets a LIFT…and Oliver moves out the way AS CHARLIE BROWN CRASHES ONTO LEO WITH A BACK BODY DROP ONTO HIM! Leo holds his gut, and Vegeta turns around to see Tommy. From ONE legend to another, their gaze met…and Vegeta, ever the territorial male, shakes his head and DECKS Tommy with a right, sending him back to the ropes! Vegeta goes after him, and gets a SWIFT kick to the gut! Tommy grabs him in a Front Headlock and LIFTS him…and PLANTS HIM with a Suplex Lift into an Impaler DDT! Vegeta holds his head, and Tommy gets up ONLY FOR LEO TO GRAB HIS WAIST AND ROLL HIM WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX BRIDGE PIN! FIRST PIN OF THE NIGHT! 1…2, Tommy kicks out. He was DEFINITELY caught off guard with that one from Leo.

"Match is HECTIC already. Five minutes in, EVERYONE has a dance partner." Daffy said.

"And this match ENTERTAINING so far." Bugs said, "I see-OH!"

HABIT SLAMS A STEEL CHAIR OVER LEO'S BACK TO TAKE HIM DOWN!

"HABIT! NO DQ!" Moon exclaimed.

"And THIS is where he shines, in this anything-goes environment that he DOMINATED in The Diehard Division in FWF!" Daffy said, "HABIT has everyone in this match TRUMPED in hardcore!"

HABIT swings and BATS down Oliver in the skull, taking him to the mat! …And then he WHACKS him in the back repeatedly because "POWER! RANGERS! IS! COMPLETELY! STUPID!" before he turns to Vegeta and SMASHES the chair across the back of his skull! "I have WAITED to do this for SO LONG." And he continues delivering VICIOUS chairshots to the back of the head of Vegeta! And then he sees Charlie Brown…and measures him…and SMACKS the chair across his head, making Brown fall like a BRICK to the mat! Charlie Brown tries getting up again…and then HABIT SMASHES it across his back again! HABIT slams it AGAIN…and AGAIN…and AGAIN…and then sees Jake Long try to enter through the ropes and SLAMS the chair against his back! HABIT turns to Scourge trying to sneak in and SPEAR-is dodged! Scourge turns and GETS A CHAIR TO THE HEAD! HABIT turns around 360 degrees, making sure NOBODY tries to sneak up on him! "WHO WANTS TO GET DROPPED!? I GOT UNLIMITED SWINGS AND NO F*censored* TO GIVE!" He exclaims, swinging his chair wildly in the air!

"HABIT with CONTROL of the match with a swing of a chair! Men like him, EXPERTS with using weapons in no disqualification enviroments!" Iroh said, "BUT LOOK!"

SOKKA rolls into the ring with a bat…and The Southern Warrior indeed is showing NO FEAR in the face of HABIT.

"But how can one forget SOKKA. NCW's Heart & Soul, KNOWS how to take punishment from a weapon as well as how to DISH IT OUT." Bugs said.

"Sokka as brave as can be! HABIT looks like a vicious animal about to strike!" Daffy exclaimed.

HABIT glares right at Sokka…and Sokka glares back…and Sokka runs and SWINGS his bat, which clashes with the chair being used as a shield by HABIT! Sokka continues trying to bat the chair out of his hands, but then HABIT throws the chair at Sokka, who catches it, and then HABIT KICKS-NO, SOKKA BACKPEDALS and throws the chair away! HABIT was looking for a Van Daminator, but Sokka telegraphed it! HABIT sees he may need to retreat, and SLIDES out of the ring before he could get hit! The crowd HATES THIS…and Sokka yells, "GET IN HERE AND FIGHT YOU COWARD!" But HABIT shrugs and says, "YOU GOT A FIGHT COMING UP RIGHT NO!"…And Sokka turns RIGHT INTO A KICK TO THE GUT FROM KAIBA! And the billionaire Double Underhooks the arms, BUT JOHNNY TEST HOPS OVER SOKKA AND WHEEL KICKS KAIBA! This ends the entire hold, but Sokka holds his head as Johnny stands over him.

"Johnny Test, standing over Sokka…NCW rostermate of BOLIN…and Johnny and Bolin have had issues for a while, stemming from The FWAs and going over to FUSION." Bugs said.

"Johnny wanting to send a message to Bolin through another Avatar guy in Sokka." Iroh said.

Johnny grabs Sokka and hooks the neck. He lifts him and goes for an Impaler DDT onto the chair that Sokka dropped…and SOKKA gets himself back down! Sokka gets back down and backs up before NAILING HIS NCW ICEBREAKER (Superkick) TO JOHNNY! Test stumbles and then lands in the near left corner…and Sokka backs up into the far right corner…and CHANNELS his inner warrior…and he runs forward and SCOURGE LEVELS SOKKA WITH A SPEAR! SPEAR TO SOKKA! He gets up and THROWS Johnny out, and then rushes over and pins Sokka!

"SOKKA! SOKKA RAN RIGHT INTO A SPEAR! AND NOBODY INSIDE, SCOURGE FOR THE COVER!" Daffy exclaimed, "SHELL YEAH, TAP THE MAT THRICE!"

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VEGETA KNEES THE HOG ON THE HEAD TO BREAK IT UP!

"And-VEGETA ENDS THE PIN! GREAT counter of Sokka's CWF Icebreaker!" Bugs said, "Ladies & Gentlemen, Vegeta BACK in control, but SIMON slides into the ring…"

Simon slides in through the apron…and then heads to the top of the near left corner…and then dives off TO TAKE SCOURGE AND VEGETA DOWN! AND THEN SIMON LOCKS IN THE GIGA DRILL BREAKER (Crippler Crossface) on Vegeta! But LEO grabs the leg of Simon and RIPS him off of Vegeta! The Cartoon Killer picks up Simon and RKO-gets PUSHED DOWN by Simon! He then jumps and HEADBUTTS him in the chest! Simon the Digger turns around and DUCKS a Clothesline from Kai and SIMON TAKES HIM DOWN BY THE ARM FOR THE GGB! But Kai is smart…and he gets on his back as he goes down and Arm Drags Simon over him! Simon rolls onto his feet and runs at Kai, who was just starting to get up. Kai rolls away from a running Simon who bounces off the ropes. Simon comes back and LEAPS over Simon and now HE runs the ropes. He comes back to Simon and The Digger CATCHES a leaping Kai…and POWERBOMB is imminent…but Kai wanted that SO HE CAN NAIL A STANDING POISON FRANKENSTEINER ONTO HIM!

"HURRICANE KRUNCH! KAI WITH A QUICK PIN FOR THE WIN, THE NWA HAS THE WIN FIRMLY IN THEIR GRASPS!" Exclaimed Bugs.

"WWE STILL WINS, BUT COME OOON PRINCE!" Moon shouted.

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SUPER MARIO SPLASH FROM OUT OF NOWHERE, SQUASHING KAI AND SIMON! KAI ROLLING OFF…AND MARIO PINNING KAI!

"Kai-SUPER MARIO SPLASH FROM OUT OF NOWHERE! THE SPLASH THAT HAS DEFEATED LEGENDS FROM SHAWN MICHAELS TO SONIC! MARIO COVERING THE NWA CHAMPION!" Tarble exclaimed.

"MARIO CAN WIN A TITLE OFF OF KAI TO MAKE UP FOR MONDAY!" Daffy exclaimed.

"GOOD GRIEF!" Moon exclaimed.

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HOMERUN ELBOW FROM OUT OF NOWHERE ONTO MARIO, SQUASHING HIM AND KAI! CHARLIE BROWN MAKING THE SAVE!

"AND BROWN! BROWN FROM OUT OF NOWHERE! THIS MATCH IS HECTIC! EVERYBODY HITTING EVERY MOVE THEY CAN! EVERYBODY IS DOWN!" Bugs exclaimed.

"There is NO ROOM to make a pin! NO ROOM AT ALL!" Moon shouted, "EVERYONE can just take you out and break it up!"

Brown goes for the pin on Mario-BUT HABIT YANKS BROWN OFF OF HIM! He kicks the gut and then runs the rope and pendulums for the sake of it…but that Elbow to the Throat, his Seventh Trial (A Pendulum Elbow to the throat), MISSES as Charlie Brown can telegraph that move (his friend Schroeder has an Elbow Lariat, his Beethoven's Finale) and HABIT runs to the ropes and springboards off TO GRAB AND DRIVE CHARLIE BROWN WITH INHABITED (Running Tornado DDT)! HE DROPS BROWN…and HABIT smirks and goes down-BUT JAKE LONG PICKS HIM UP! And Long grabs him from behind and LIFTS…DRAGON BUSTER (Inverted Brainbuster)! Jake sees Leo get up, and he runs to him and CLOTHESLINES him over the ropes! He runs to a near standing Sokka and DROPKICKS him over the ropes! The WWT World Champion sees Test get up and he DISCUS ELBOWS HIM OVER THE TOP! Long is ON FIRE…"DRAGON UP!" he says, flashing between human and dragon forms before turning human again. The crowd is ON FIRE with Jake, singing, "IT'S MY LIIIFE!" while Jake pumps himself up!

"This crowd is so hot, they're singing Bon Jovi!" Bugs exclaimed.

"And Jake's about to be singing Queen in a second if he CONNECTS with something BIG to Scourge!" Daffy said.

Jake Long has his vocals ready for 'We Are The Champions' when Scourge gets a Front Headlock from Jake…and he leads Scourge to the dropped chair from earlier…and raises a fist BUT GETS A CLUB TO THE BACK FROM KAIBA! Seto Kaiba grabs the dropped Jake and puts him in a Standing Headscissors, WHITE DRAGON PLUNGE (Pedigree) ONE MORE TIME…And SIMON THE DIGGER RUNS, HOPPING ONTO THE SHOULDERS OF SCOURGE, AND LARIATING KAIBA DOWN! Simon KIPS UP and HOPS OVER A SPEAR ATTEMPT and TAKES SCOURGE DOWN…AND HE HAS THE ARM…The crowd is popping louder and louder as he gets one arm over the face…AND GETS THE OTHER, GIGA DRILL BREAKER! THE MAN HAS THE CROSSFACE IN! AND THE CROWD IS POPPING LOUDER AND LOUDER!

"AND SIMON THE DIGGER! SIMON THE DIGGER WITH THE CROSSFACE FIRMLY LOCKED IN! CROSSFACE FOR THE WIN! GIGA DRILL BREAKER, SCOURGE HAS NO ROPE BREAKS TO CLING TO BUT SIMON BETTER HURRY!" Iroh shouted.

Simon knew he had to make this QUICK…so he reaches into his pocket…and pulls out A CHAIN he bought from the Home Depot shopping spree (lotsa sponsors here) AND WRAPS IT AROUND SCOURGE'S FACE TO MAKE IT WORSE!

"OOOHOHOHOOO NOW IT'S WORSE!" Bugs shouted.

"Scourge, I put my eggs in your basket, mac!" Daffy said, "Don't drop 'em now!"

Simon is being dragged by a pained and SCREAMING Scourge…and raises his hand…

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…SCOURGE TRIES DRAGGING HIMSELF TO NO AVAIL…HE HAS NOWHERE TO GO…

…SCOURGE RAISES A HAND…

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…BUT THEN KAI LOCKS IN A FUJIWARA ARMBAR! HE IS RIGHT ON TOP OF SCOURGE WRENCHING HIS ONLY TAPPING HAND! "DON'T YOU TAP OUT YET!"

"OH GOOD CAPE COD SLATHERED IN BUTTER ON A MASSACHUSSETS SHORE!" Daffy exclaimed, "KAI WON'T LET SCOURGE TAP OUT!"

Kaiba, back up, GLARES at Scourge…then smirks…Scourge is trying to ask for some HELP from his…'friend'…but Kaiba says, "Friends don't let other friends TAP OUT…"

…SO HE LOCKS SCOURGE IN A SINGLE LEG BOSTON CRAB!...

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…AND HERE COMES JOHNNY TEST, USING THE OTHER LEG FOR AN ANKLE LOCK! SCOURGE IS IN ONE SUBMISSION AFTER ANOTHER, A COMPLETE HODGEPODGE OF FINISHING MANUEVERS THAT WILL NOT LET HIM TAP AND ONLY SERVE TO TORTURE HIM!

"WHAT KIND OF SADIST TROUPE THEY HAVE IN THAT RING, REFEREE THIS ENTIRE SITUATION IS IMPRACTICAL! GET THEM OFF OF HIM, THIS DOESN'T MAKE A LICK OF SENSE!" Daffy exclaimed.

Scourge SCREAMS IN PURE AGONY, WISHING THAT SOMEBODY WOULD JUST PUT HIM OUT OF HIS MISERY RIGHT NOW, TO TAKE THEM ALL DOWN…

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…and he gets his wish WITH SOKKA DIVING ONTO ALL OF THEM WITH A CHAIR AIDED ELBOW DROP!

"SOKKA! PUTTING HIS BODY ON THE LINE, TAKING EVERYONE DOWN!" Tarble exclaimed.

"And Scourge must be THANKFUL for Sokka! The Southern Warrior, the wolf warrior, freeing the match back up! And he awaits for ANYONE to get up. The group in the ring all rolled out after that dive…but MARIO is up…" Iroh said.

Sokka, taking off his wolf pelt/wolf hide hood and his top, revealing a battle scarred chest and back from his battles in NCW and CWF. He raises the chair…and measures Super Mario…

"…THIS IS FOR THAT STUPID PLAY YOU PUT ON!" Sokka shouted before running AND MARIO HOPPING OVER HIM (complete with classic 8-bit Mario jump "boing!")! The crowd DOES give Mario props for that hop…

"MARIO! And many forget, as BIG as he is, Mario can JUMP and he can FLY. He tried matching skills with Kai on RAW, and DID do well with pulling out his older moveset!" Tarble said.

"I remember Jumpman!" Bugs said, "Mario was a tad thinner than though…but who knew he could move like he was Vader still?"

Mario KICKS the chair into Sokka's face a la Kevin Owens, and the rotund plumber exclaims, "THAT WAS FOR INSULTING MY MASTERPIECE!" He shouted before STOMPING OUT Sokka! "DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THAT PLAY COST!? HOW MUCH IT COST TO GET SMOOTH MCGROOVE HERE!? THE COSTUMES!? DO NOT EVER INSULT MY SUUUPER MARIO PLAY!" Mario ends his stomp out of Sokka, and then GETS A PIECE OF HIS OLD SET SMASHED INTO HIS HEAD BY VEGETA!

"OOH! Vegeta with the play SMASHING into the skull of Mario!" Iroh exclaimed, "OBVIOUSLY the prince had some choice critiques!"

Vegeta proclaimed, "FOUR OUT OF TEN, NOT ENOUGH VEGETA." AND VEGETA STOMPS HIM OUT! Oliver also runs in and starts STOMPING out Mario as well...because honestly somebody needs to get punished for that production…

Outside the ring, HABIT goes under the apron to look for some weapons. He pulls out…Hornswoggle…and throws him into the crowd…he goes searching some more…and finds a lone hobo who seems to live under there…and he slides him back under…and then he finally pulls out…Mako Mankanshoku?...

"The hell?..." Moon asked.

"WHY IS YOUR RING SO F*censored* WEIRD, WWE!?" HABIT yelled before seeing Charlie Brown get up on the outside…and SLAMMING Mako into Brown before throwing Mako into her seat.

"I am convinced there is a dimension under our ring we don't know of." Moon said.

"DX already proved that, doc." Bugs deadpanned.

HABIT FINALLY found something worthwhile…a Shen Gong Wu from Xiaolin Showdown called The Fist of Tebigong. "Oooh…ancient AND magical." He put the fist on, and slides into the ring…where Vegeta continue stomping Mario out…and HABIT swings and SMASHES the fist into the back of Vegeta's head, and then UPPERCUTS Tommy with it! HABIT sees Mario…"It really was a crappy play."…and he DECKS Mario in the head with it to take him down! HABIT goes down and pins Tommy…

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OLIVER KICKS OUT!

"OH! OLIVER! Kick out! And HABIT rushes over to Vegeta!" Tarble exclaimed.

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VEGETA KICKS OUT!

"OOOH! And HABIT fails on BOTH pin attempts!" Tarble said, "And FRUSTRATION growing on HABIT's face…he wants this win to STICK IT to the big name players in this match and make HIMSELF even BIGGER than them…but said big names are HARD to put down."

HABIT gets up, and hears a blond yelling which REALLY frustrates him, "FRAZIER SHUT THE F*censored* UP BEFORE I BURN A F*censored* SLICE OF THE MOTHERF*censored* AMAZON FUCKI*censored* FOREST!"

"HABIT so angry he's arguing with fans and threatening to burn endangered species alive!" Daffy exclaimed.

"And he may be burning out our censors too!" Moon exclaimed.

Charlie Brown rolls into the ring…and HABIT decides that if he can't win yet…he'll just handle what he originally came in here to do. So he SMASHED the fist into Brown's head…and then continued SMASHING the fist into his head, punching him out and HOPING to break his skull!

"HEY! CHILL OUT HABIT!" Bugs exclaimed, "CALM DOWN! YOU'LL BREAK HIS SKULL!"

"He doesn't WANT to chill out, HE WANTS TO break IN Brown's head!" Moon exclaimed.

HABIT rolls out of the ring and eyes Vince McSnoop…and both he and Lex Woodster try to run away, but HABIT RUNS after them and GRABS Snoopy! He YANKS him by the ears and SWATS Woodstock into the crowd before snatching Charlie Brown's Superstar of the Year Award from the beagle before THROWING HIM INTO THE BARRICADE!

"OH COME ON! WHAT WAS THAT FOR YA FREAKING GRASSHOLE, HUH!?" Bugs shouted, "THEY WEREN'T EVEN IN THIS MATCH!"

"COMPLETELY UNCALLED FOR by HABIT the Rabbit! He had NO NEED for that!" Exclaimed Tarble.

"And what's he need that FWA for? That's Charlie Brown's! He's Superstar of the Year, not YOU!" Iroh exclaimed.

HABIT looks at The FWA…and rolls his eyes AND CHARLIE BROWN SUICIDE DIVES OVER THE ROPES ONTO HABIT, ENRAGED OVER SEEING HIS BEAGLE AND HIS BIRD FRIEND ATTACKED!

"OH! BROWN JUST GOT MAD! THAT CHARLIE BROWN RAGE FINALLY TAKING FORM IN THIS MATCH!" Exclaimed Bugs.

Meanwhile Tommy Oliver gets up…and so does Vegeta. Oliver turns around AND VEGETA SNATCHES THE THROAT!

"CHOKESLAM! BIG BANG CHOKESLAM!" Tarble exclaimed…

…as Vegeta LIFTS and-OLIVER lands behind him and GRABS HIM FROM BEHIND AND DROPS HIM WITH THE BRACHIO DEATH DROP (just…take a guess) ONTO THE CHAIR IN THE RING!

"OOH! But look! Oliver with The Brachio Death Drop! RIGHT on the chair! And Vegeta, VULNERABLE…OLIVER…NOBODY TO INTERRUPT HIM…" Iroh shouted.

"OOOH NO, COME ON VEGETAAA!" Moon shouted.

Tommy hooks the legs…

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"UH-OH!" Bugs shouted. "BYE-BYE PAL!" He said as Tommy lifted Leo…

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"OOOOOOOOOH!" Bugs marked.

"LEO, GOOD LORD, SHADES OF WRESTLEMANIA 21!" Tarble shouted.

"AND HE NEEDS TO ROLL TO THE COVER! OLIVER WENT DOWN! EVERYONE IS DOWN!" Iroh exclaimed.

(Well Simon is slamming Kai's head onto The Spanish Announce Table…but eh)

Leo…right next to a laid out Tommy…sort of landed BAD onto that steel chair. His back and spine are screaming in pain…but he begins to roll himself over…and he covers the legendary ranger…to chants of, "THAT WAS COOL! THAT WAS COOL!" Not truly awesome…but impressive either way…

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JOHNNY TEST PULLS LEO OUT OF THE RING! AND TEST HOOKS HIM UP AND TESTIFIES (T-Bone Suplex) HIM ONTO THE STEEL STEPS!

"JOHNNY TEST! TEST THROWING HIM ONTO THOSE STEPS!" Iroh exclaimed, "COSTING The RR a victory at the moment!"

Johnny slides in the ring…

…but NOW we have to talk about Simon…who is on the apron…and Kai FLAT on his back on the announce table!

"Ooooh…Oh! So much action to oversee, and SIMON…what's he about to try…Kai…is FLAT ON THE TABLE…PUMA LOCO…WHITE PANTERA, GET OUTTA THERE!" Iroh exclaimed to his old Nick mates…who just stand there with smirks.

Simon heads to the top of the far right corner…and he stands up…and looks down at Kai…the crowd stands up with the guy as he looks down at Kai…

"SOME HARDCORE INTENTIONS FROM THE FORMER AWF WORLD CHAMPION…" Iroh said.

Simon looks down…and looks to the sky…while the crowd sings, "ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH!"…and yells out (with the crowd)…

"WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM!?"

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"BY THE DRAGONS…THAT TABLE! THAT TABLE JUST ACTED AS A SECOND OPPONENT!" Iroh exclaimed.

"JINORA SAVING HER MAN AGAIN FROM IMMINENT DANGER! WHAT A GIRL!" Daffy shouted. "WHAT! A! DAME!"

Jinora holds Kai close to her as Simon writhes on the table…

…but then KAIBA comes in, determined to make sure at least ONE PERSON is incapacitated. He hops onto the table and yanks up a pretty delirious Simon. He bends him down, Standing Headscissors…and Double Underhooks…

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"WHAT!? SIMON! I THINK HE'S KNOCKED OUT COLD!...AND WHY ARE THOSE SICK BASTARDS LAUGHING!?" Moon asked.

Puma Loco, the villain and most unapologetic of the two, pulls up the hood of the table to reveal a label marked, "MADE IN JAPAN".

"OH GOOD GOD..." Tarble yelped.

Kaiba, Jinora, and Kai just stare blankly at the Spanish announcers…

…while in the ring, Johnny decides HE'S A SUPLEX MACHINE! He ducks a kick from Sokka and LIFTS him and PLANTS him with a Back Suplex! MARIO grabs Johnny from behind and lifts him for a Fireman's Carry…and he backs up…and Johnny SLIPS behind The Nintendozer attempt, grabs Mario from behind and HALF NELSON SUPLEX! But Jake Long, stalking a standing Johnny, finally GRABS him and locks in a Dragon Sleeper…and then LIFTS…

…but Johnny lands behind Long and locks HIM in a Dragon hold and lifts him up…AND DRAGON SUPLEXES JAKE IN LOVELY IRONY! Johnny, however, keeps hold of Long…and he lifts him onto the ropes…Hangman Neckbreaker…and he NECKBREAKERS him, but DROPS him with a Facebuster!

"Johnny on FIRE! Johnny-OH! VEGETA!" Iroh exclaimed.

VEGETA LIFTS JOHNNY BY HIS NECK AND CHOKESLAMS HIM! AND INTO THE COVER…

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JOHNNY TEST KICKS OUT TO A CONFUSED VEGETA AND A THUNDEROUS POP!

Crowd: TEST! TEST! TEST!

"GAME! SET! MA-OH WHAT!?" Moon exclaimed. "UTTER CRAP! UTTER CRAP!"

"HOW THE HECK DID TEST SURVIVE THAT!?" Tarble ask.

"YOUR BROTHER LOOKS PISSED TARBLE!" Bugs exclaimed.

"AND I DON'T BLAME HIM. YOU CAN'T LET A MIDCARD CHAMP EMBARRASS YA!" Daffy said.

"BUT HE ISN'T JUST A SECONDARY CHAMPION, HE'S ONE OF, IF NOT THE TOP SECONDARY CHAMP IN THE FICTION WRESTLING BUSINESS RIGHT NOW! HE'S A PART OF THIS ELITE CIRCLE!" Iroh said.

Vegeta looks around…PISSED…angry that Test didn't DIE off of that one…! Vegeta gets up…and he picks up Test-AND SMALL PACKAGE! QUICK PIN!

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…and Test gets up while DEADLIFTING VEGETA TO HIS FEET…

"JOHNNY TEST…pulling everything from DEEP WITHIN HIM TO MAKE THIS MOMENT HIS!" Iroh shouted.

"DIGGING DEEP WITHIN HIMSELF…DEEP DEEP DEEP WITHIN HIS OWN BODY…" Bugs exclaimed.

Johnny DIGS DEEP…

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"TESTIFY! JOHNNY TEST! TESTIFY! TESTIFY! VEGETA PLANTED, AND JOHNNY ABOUT TO STICK IT TO HIS OLD EMPLOYER WWE BY TAKING THE TITLE!" Exclaimed Daffy said.

"NOOO! PRINCE PRINCE KICK OUT VEGETA!" Moon shouted.

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…meanwhile on the other side of the ring, Kai climbs to the top of the near right corner…because he wats to JUMP…LONG DISTANCE…and take down Johnny…

…but Johnny sees this and RUNS to the near right corner and HOPS UP before he starts POUNDING the face of Kai! But then KAIBA runs in! And he goes RIGHT under Johnny! Test starts kicking Kaiba in the face, and Kai is getting relief from the repeated hits. Johnny KICKS Kaiba away and sends him tumbling backwards…

…and Test gets an EUROPEAN UPPERCUT from Kai…

…and then Kaiba, back in an upright position, runs back and gets on the bottom rung of the corner and ELECTRIC CHAIR LIFTS Johnny…

"Oooooh…Test in a precarious position folks…Kaiba close to falling with the weight on his shoulders…!" Tarble said.

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"OH MY COD!" Bugs shouted.

"WHAT A MANUEVER THE DOUBLE KAIS JUST PULLED OUT!" Iroh exclaimed.

Crowd: HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T!

Kai…he slowly gets up…and so does Kaiba…and Kaiba goes for the pin…by RIGHT HOOKING KAI-KAI BACKFLIPS OVER KIBA-SUPERKICK TO KAIBA! KAIBA GOES FALLING INTO THE ROPES AS THE QUICK AS A HICCUP KAI PINS JOHNNY!

"AND KAI TAKES DOWN KAIBA, SHORT LIVED ALLIANCES!" Bugs exclaimed. "KAIBA ABOUT TO STEAL IT FOR THE NWA!"

"NWA, WWE, DUAL CHAMPION, PAST AND PRESENT!" Daffy shouted.

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SUPER MARIO SLAMS HIS CLASSIC BLACK MALLET OVER THE SPINE OF KAI!

"OOOOH! NO THREE! NO THREE! SUPER MARIO! WHAT AN OLD RELIC!" Bugs shouted.

"MAN he hasn't used THAT since the EIGHTIES!" Moon said VERY amazed.

Mario throws his mallet away and then picks up Kai…

…and then Fireman's Carries him to his shoulders…and then runs TO DELIVER THE NINTENDOZER (Steamroller)!

"NINTENDOZER! NINTENDOZER CONNECTS!" Exclaimed Tarble.

Mario hooks the leg as QUICKLY as he can!

"REVENGE FOR MONDAY NIGHT RAW IS GOING TO GET MARIO A BIG WIN, ONCE AGAIN THE WWE CHAMPION!" Exclaimed Daffy. "…DARNIT!"

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"Oooooh…Charlie Brown making the save…and THE BASES ARE LOADED…" Tarble proclaimed.

Charlie Brown RUNS the ropes…and then runs back…

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"BASERUNNER LEG DROP! BASERUNNER! AND KAIBA…KAIBA ON HIS BACK…AND CHARLIE BROWN…SPRINGBOARD TIME!" Tarble exclaimed.

Brown nods, the crowd CHEERING LOUD FOR HIM…

…JUMPS AND SPRINGBOARDS…

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…AND-HABIT THE RABBIT SMASHES THE FLYING BROWN IN THE SKULL WITH HIS FWA, BREAKING IT INTO PIECES!

"OH CRAP!" Moon cringed.

"THAT FWA SHATTERING INTO BITS RIGHT OFF THE SKULL OF CHARLIE BROWN! BROWN FLEW RIGHT INTO THAT!" Exclaimed Bugs.

"HEINOUS! UNECESSARY! HE WON THAT AWARD AND YOU SHATTER IT!?" Iroh exclaimed.

Crowd: AAASSHOOOLE! AAASSHOOOLE!

"YOU BET LIKE HELL I AM!" HABIT exclaimed. "HE ISN'T A REAL STAR, HE'S A CRYBABY! A LOSER!" Charlie Brown tries to get up…and he sees his FWA, broken into two big pieces and several other smaller ones…and tries to reach for it…and HABIT KICKS the pieces out of the ring and picks Brown up before backing up and SEVENTH TRIAL CONNECTS TO CHARLIE BROWN! HABIT gets RIGHT into the pin!

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"CHARLIE BROWN! KICK OUT FROM THE ANGRY HABIT!" Shouted Tarble.

"OH! HABIT…THE STOMPS…I THINK HE HAS FINALLY REACHED A PITCH POINT. HIS ANGER IS OVERFLOWING AND HE IS TAKING IT ALL OUT ON HIM!" Bugs exclaimed.

"SCREW YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS, YOU FAMILY, YOUR FANS, YOUR PISS STAIN OF A CAREER, YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SH*censored*, JUST LAY DOWN AND DIE WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND ALREADY!"

"OH GEEZ…" Tarble cringed. "THAT WAS JUST UNCALLED FOR!"

HABIT picks Charlie Brown up...and holds the steel chair that has been used throughout the match...and he puts Brown's head through the chair, WRAPPING it around his neck. "I TOLD THEM I'D BREAK YOUR DAMN NECK-SHUT THE HELL UP FRAZIER BEFORE I BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!-AND I'M GONNA NECK! YOU ARE LOWER THAN B PLUS! I AM GONNA HAVE SUCH A GOOD TIME RIGHT NOW...DAMSEL RECORD THIS!"

"Oh NO HABIT...CHAIR WRAPPED AROUND BROWN'S NECK...HABIT'S GONNA BREAK HIS NECK!" Shouted Bugs as HABIT pulled Brown's head back to JAM IT onto the mat...

HABIT rears Brown back and-CHARLIE BROWN SWIVELS AROUND AND JUMPS UP TO IN THE MOUTH! HABIT holds his mouth, and Charlie Brown removes the chair from his neck and POUNDS THE STEEL OVER HABIT'S FACE...and then drops it.

"BROWN WITH A COMEBACK! HE GOT A COMEBACK AND HAD HABIT BY HIS LITTLE CREEPYPASTA NECK!" Tarble exclaimed.

Charlie Brown grabs the a Front Headlock...

...and he jumps up and JUMPING DDT THAT SPIKES HABIT ONTO THE CHAIR... BROWN GRABS THE CHAIR...AND HE GOES TO THE NEAR RIGHT CORNER!

"Charlie Brown...Charlie Brown...CLIMBING TO THE TOP...CHARLIE BROWN GOING TO FLY..." Table said.

"CHARLIE BROWN GOING HIGH AND FLY!" Exclaimed Iroh said. "HABIT ABOUT TO GET SHUT UP!"

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...AND CHARLIE BROWN DELIVERS THE CHAIR-AIDED HOMERUN ELBOW DROP TO HABIT! CHARLIE BROWN DROPS THE ELBOW!

"HOOOOMERUUUN!" Tarble shouted, "ELBOW DROP!"

"NOBODY IS UP! CHARLIE BROWN TOOK DOWN HABIT!" Iroh exclaimed. "AND NOW THE P-"

THE LIGHTS TURN OFF ACROSS THE ARENA...!

"WHAT-WHAT THE HELL!?" Tarble, who only swore when something was REALLY screwy, cursed.

"WHAT...what?" Moon looked around.

The arena was silent...

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..."I bet Jim Ross did this." Daffy said.

"Or Mars." Moon said. "Always a klutz."

"Oh just STOP you two." Bugs scolded.

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...OF LINUS VAN PELT STANDING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING, HOLDING A PUMPKIN...

"OH GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY IT'S LINUS! LINUS! LINUS!" Tarble shouted like JR.

Charlie Brown gets up a bit...and starts getting emotional..."LINUS COME ON WE HAVE TO TALK! WE'VE BEEN TRYING TO CONTACT YOU, WHERE WERE YOU!?"

"Charlie Brown trying to TALK to Linus." Tarble said.

"Kid that ain't your friend!" Bugs exclaimed. "Your friend is LONG GONE! DON'T GET NEAR HIM!"

Charlie Brown gets closer to Linus...BEGGING him to explain himself..."WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT AT FALLOUT? WHAT DID I SAY? WHAT DID I DO!? WE'VE BEEN FRIENDS FOR OVER SIXTY YEARS, TALK TO ME!"

Linus stood in that same spot...and Brown got so close, he was in his face...and Linus turned the pumpkin over...words carved into it...the same as on The TitanTron on RAW...

"NOT SINCERE ENOUGH"

"WHAT…the heck does that mea-"

TARBLE IS INTERRUPTED BY LINUS KICKING CHARLIE BROWN BELOW THE BELT…

"OOMPH…Linus…STOP THIS! STOP THIS RIGHT NOW!" Iroh shouted. "STOP!"

Linus looks at the pumpkin…

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"GAAAAH! LINUS WHY!? TELL US WHY, LINUS, WHY!?" Iroh shouted.

"LINUS! YOU SON OF A BITCH WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS!?" Tarble shouted angrily, "THIS WAS YOUR BEST FRIEND DAMMIT YOUR BEST FRIEND! HE HAD YOUR BACK AND YOU HAD HIS! YOU TWO WERE IN DIAPERS WHEN YOU WERE FRIENDS! DAMMIT LINUS!"

Charlie Brown, a pumpkin over his head, is LAID OUT on the mat…not even moving…NO ONE IS MOVING…THE ENTIRE MATCH IS DEAD…

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"SCOURGE…" Tarble nearly choked on his own gasp while he tried to commentate.

"SCOURGE…YOU GREEN BASTARD…SCOURGE…" Moon growled.

Scourge rolls into the ring and starts SCURRYING towards Charlie Brown…

"NO…NO DAMMIT WE GOT SCREWED OVER BY OUR OWN STARS AGAAAIN!?" Moon screamed.

"LINUS YOU BASTARD! I WOULDN'T MIND LOSING BUT NOT LIKE THIS! NOT LIKE THIS!" Tarble screamed.

"YES! GO SCOURGE! I PUT MY EGGS IN YOUR BASKET!" Daffy exclaimed.

"THIS AIN'T THE WAY TO WIN IT, DAFFY! LINUS HANDED VEGETA THE TITLE, AND NOW HE JUST HANDED SCOURGE THE BELT! WHAT IS HIS BEEF WITH CHARLIE BROWN!?" Bugs asked as Linus walked towards the stage.

Scourge, right next to Charlie Brown, hops RIGHT on top of him to THE BIGGEST OF BOOS OF THE ENTIRE EVENT! AND SCOURGE HOOKS THE LEG…

"COME ON CHARLIE BROWN, I'M ACTUALLY ROOTING FOR YOU FOR ONCE! KICK OUT! KICK OUUUT!" Moon screamed.

"COME ON CHARLIE BROWN! KICK OUT! KICK OUT! KICK OUT!" Tarble PLEADED.

"NO! NO! NO!" The crowd chanted!

Leslie Anderson goes down to make the count as Scourge smirks…

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"YES! YES! CHARLIE BROWN! YES!" Tarble shouted.

"I KNEW MY SUPPORT WOULD HELP YOU! BY THE FREAKING MOON WE AIN'T DONE YET!" Moon shouted.

"CHARLIE BROWN THROUGH SHEER WILLPOWER AND INSTINCT ROLLS THE SHOULDER UP AND PREVENTS SCOURGE FROM STEALING THE ENTIRE MATCH! BROWN! BROWN! BROWN!" JR CHEERED!

Linus looked back from the stage, looking at Brown TRYING to get up…and failing…and he just shakes his head and walks off to the back…

Scourge was SHOCKED…and he shook his head in SHOCK…and he backed away in SHOCK…and crouched in the corner…WAITING…WAITING FOR CHARLIE BROWN TO GET UP…

"…Oh…Scourge…Scourge…he has ONE MORE MOVE FOR BROWN…" Tarble said, "WATCH OUT CHARLIE BROWN…LOOK OUUUT…SHADES OF THE CLASH WITH NARUTO…BART SIMPSON JUST WAITING IN TOW FOR THE BARTDOG ON THE CHAMPION…"

Scourge stalks...the crowd YELLING FOR CHARLIE BROWN TO NOT GET UP...

...But CB...the poor kid is trying his best...he doesn't know Scourge is stalking him...he wanted to continue...but his body was broken...his spirit was broken. ..and he muttered out a very pitiful, almost choking statement of "Good Grief..."...

...and Scourge grins like a DEMON...THE FIRE IN HIS EYES IGNITING...

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"LOOK OUT CHARLIE BROWN!" Tarble shouted.

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SCOURGE CONNECTS WITH THE SPEAR! CHARLIE BROWN IS SPEARED IN HALF, SCOURGE WITH THE COVER ON BROWN AGAIN!

"OOOOOH!" Daffy exclaimed.

"NOOO! CHARLIE BROWN HAS NO MORE MIRACLES! SCOURGE WITH THE HOOK! ONE MORE TIME PLEASE CHARLIE BROWN!" Tarble exclaimed.

"YES! YES! SCOURGE INTO THE COVER!" Daffy cheered.

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OLIVER! TOMMY OLIVER YANKS SCOURGE OFF OF BROWN FROM OUTSIDE THE RING! OLIVER, TO A HUGE POP THROWS HIM INTO THE BARRICADE!

"YES! OLIVER! OLIVER SAVES THE MATCH!" SHOUTED Tarble!

"OH GEEZ! IT'S THE SUPER HERO! WHATEVER, AT LEAST HE SAVED THE MATCH!" Moon exclaimed.

"...Why can't I win?" Daffy deadpanned. "Tommy Oliver...You're Desthhhpicable. "

Tommy slides into the ring and sees Charlie Brown on his back...and Tommy began to wonder if it would be right to PIN the guy after all he went through.

"WELL? WHAT ARE YA GONNA DO EH? JUST WIN IT!" Exclaimed Daffy shouted. "WIN IT! PIN THE BRAT!"

Tommy looks down...and just shakes his head at Charlie Brown...laid out...

"He just feels it wouldn't be RIGHT to pin him!" Iroh said.

"STOP HAVING MORAL CONVICTIONS AND JUST TRY TO WIN!" Moon shouted. "BEFORE SOMEONE LIKE MARIO OR THAT IDIOT SIMON COME IN!"

Tommy...just sighs...and he shakes his head and just rolls Charlie Brown into the near left corner and devices to find someone else to hit.

"Tommy Oliver, YOU. ARE. A. CHODE." Moon said.

"He couldn't pile on MORE to the cap plate Brown has been served!" Tarble said.

"You either WIN OR YOU LOSE! He screwed over Scourge just to be nice to Brown!" Daffy exclaimed. "Being the nice guy is bleh!"

Tommy turns from the corner and goes to collect Scourge-BUT HE SEES A BRIGHT YELLOW LIGHT FLASHING BEHIND THE RING...AND THE ENTIRE CROWD POPS!

"OOOH...TOMMY...YOU TOOK WAY TOO LONG..." Moon exclaimed, "HE WAS OUT FOR WAY TOO LONG!"

SUPER VEGETA steps onto the apron...and Tommy prepares himself for a BERSERKER rage from The Prince...

"AHA! THE CHAMPION BACK IN THIS THING! TOMMY YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE! AND YOU BLEW IT!" Moon shouted.

"SUPER VEGETA...AND HE DOES THIS FOR EVERY BIG MATCH! MY BROTHER IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE!" Table exclaimed.

AND VEGETA RUSHES IN AND TOMMY IS BEATING ON HIS BACK! HE KNEES AND PUNCHES VEGETA, SENDING HIM TO THE ROPES! BUT VEGETA RUSHES HIM WITH FISTS FLYING TO THE FACE! BUT TOMMY DUCKS ONE HIT AND SPIN KICKS HIM! OLIVER HAS VEGETA STUMBLING! AND HE GRABS THE NECK! BRACHIO DEATH DROP...

...BUT VEGETA SPINS OUT AND GRABS THE NECK!...AND HE LIFTS OLIVER UP...

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"BLACK THUNDER CONNECTS! BLACK THUNDER CONNECTS!" Table exclaimed

VEGETA IS DOWN...AND TOMMY GOES FOR THE-KAIBA! KAIBA CLOTHESLINES TOMMY FROM OUT OF NOWHERE AND TAKES THE PIN ON VEGETA! THE COVER!

"WHAT!?" Bugs shouted.

"OOOOH NONONO!" Moon exclaimed.

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...KAIBA THROWS TOMMY OFF INTO A SPEAR FROM SCOURGE! SCOURGE CAME BACK WITH A SPEAR! SPEAR ON OLIVER! REVENGE FOR COSTING HIM THE EASY VICTORY!

"OH SCOURGE RETURNED!" Exclaimed Moon shouted.

"OH YEAH! YEA-OH NO!" Daffy yelled.

...BECAUSE KAIBA KICKS THE GUT OF SCOURGE AND FINALLY NAILS THE WHITE DRAGON PLUNGE! KAIBA GETS THE WHITE DRAGON PLUNGE-JAKE LONG FROM OUT OF NOWHERE GRABS KAIBA AND DRAGON DDTS HIM ONTO THE STEEL CHAIR FROM EARLIER! JAKE LONG INTO THE COVER! WWT CHAMPION HOOKS KAIBA'S LEGS!

"GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY JAKE LONG! IT'S HIS LIFE! IT'S HIS TIME!" Exclaimed Tarble. "IF HE WINS THE BELT IS STILL ON THE COMPANY!

"OUR BELT WILL BE IN WCW, THAT'S GROSS!" Moon shouted.

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"BROTHER...SUPER VEGETA...STILL ENRAGED...STILL IN THIS MATCH...!" Tarble shouted.

Super Vegeta GRABS onto Scourge and LIFTS AND CHOKESLAMS HIM...

...but then he sees Charlie Brown...is starting to stand up again...Super Vegeta sees him...how much heart he has to get up after everything...his will...his drive...his strive to succeed...

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"OOOH...and VEGETA OPTS TO, INSTEAD OF PIN ANYONE ELSE, JUST DUMP EVEN MORE ON CHARLIE BROWN!" Bugs exclaimed. "STAY CLASSY VEGETA!"

"AND BROWN PLANTED ONCE MORE..." Iroh said.

Vegeta puts a FOOT on Charlie Brown...and raises a fist...and the this one...

"HAHA! YES YES YES THE PRINCE! THE PRINCE! VEGETA BRINGS IT ON HOME FOR WWE!" Moon exclaimed.

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"AND PRINCE VEGETA RETAINS HIS TITLE ON THE BIGGEST STAGE YET!" Tarble exclaimed. "WWE HAS ESCAPED PRIDE & GLORY WITH EVERY TITLE INTACT!"

The bell rings, and Vegeta turns back to normal and falls over exhausted. But "Hell's Bells" plays him tonight...a legend became truly immortal.

Around the ring...stars are scattered...Simon is mostly writhing in pain on The JaSpaneshe Announce Table...Johnny holds his neck after that Hurricane Crunch...Kai holds his spine and Jinora holds him while tending to him...Jake Long sighs...and Mario bangs his head on a steel post...Sokka shakes his head and POUNDS his fist onto the barricade angrily...HABIT is outside the ring, leaning on the apron angry and happy (he didn't win BUT neither did Charlie Brown; he didn't break his neck but his spirit is down; he isn't Champ but he showed everyone that he is truly main event material)...Leo, leaning against the barricade, just raises his RR Armband up...Scourge growls while holding head head outside the ring...Kaiba slides out, his security team ready to escort him back to Domino City...Tommy holds his head near the ropes and contemplates whether he made the right choice earlier...

And Vegeta holds up his Title after Leslie Anderson hands it to him and Goofy, in his last announcement, TRIUMPHANTLY tells the world...

"HERE is your winner; and STILL WWE Toon Champion of the World...Prince Vegeta!"

Fireworks BURST forth from the Steelport Arena and just encircle the area in blue and white light. Vegeta yells out as a jet flies over and dumps confetti over the arena, "I AM THE FACE OF THIS COMPANY AND OF THIS BUSINESS! HAIL TO YOUR PRINCE!"

Backstage, Luthor and Vince shake hands...and TW claps almost half-heartedly. Duke does jazz hands...because yay?

Also backstage...for some reason Raimundo is WRITHING on the ground as if he was BEATEN UP...by who?...Well the camera pans up...and we can find what looks to be Bulla Briefs walking away with a pipe in her hands...

"...Oh come on..." Tarble sighed.

And Snoopy, shedding his cosplay, just whines and howls in disappointment.

Kai gets up and says, "I AM STILL THE ONLY WORLD CHAMPION THAT MATTERS!'...well more like Jinora sits him up.

"AH SHUT UP YOU LITTLE TWERP!" Mario exclaimed as he recovered his Belt from the timekeeper area.

"Well folks...that is our show!" Bugs said. "AND HONESTLY...It was awesome. The entire two day event left a great impression on the business in my honest opinion. And FOR ONCE...WWE kept their Belts."

"And I think that is a-okay at the least." Iroh said. "I cannot say Prince Vegeta did awful. He did very well. Just that his actions were not always savory."

"And why would he get Bulla to do that?" Tarble asked.

"Because Raimundo should have cashed in on Wade or Mutou. Not him. He was smart enough to keep him out." Moon said.

"Anyway...it is time for ALL OF US at Pride & Glory to sign off!" Tarble said. "We thank all the companies who came here, all the people who JOINED US...so many names...Sarge, Church, Team CCW, Bahroo, Heyman & Styles, Bones & Havoc, JR & King, Bugs & Daffy, and of course WCW's Team. Wrestling is entering a new age, ladies &...gentlemen..."

Vegeta stands over Charlie Brown...and he feels so proud he has to gloat...gloat HARD. "What was it? You and your little lose friends said you would win? Get it all back? DISGRACE My Belt again?" He says, leaning into the corner to gloat to a pretty broken Charlie Brown. Brown does his best to ignore him...turning his head to the side...but Vegeta still turns his head back to him, "LOOK AT ME WHEN I TALK TO YOU, BECAUSE I DESERVE THIS AFTER THE CRAP I HAD TO HEAR CONSTANTLY! OVER AND OVER!"

"Brother please STOP...end the show and leave..." Tarble sighed.

"Brother please STOP...end the show and leave..." Tarble sighed.

Vegeta continued, "I HAD TO HEAR PEOPLE GO ON AND ON ABOUT YOU FOR WEEKS, AND I FINALLY CAN SAY THAT YOU ARE SIMPLY PATHETIC! A DOESN'T BELONG ON MY LEVEL! GO BACK TO BEING THE ONE WHO LOSES! YOU AND YOUR FANS, FRIENDS, AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND CAN GO BACK TO 'BELIEVING' THAT ANY OF YOU WORTHLESS WASTES COULD-"

CHARLIE BROWN JUST SLAPS VEGETA PUT OF HIS FACE! THE CROWD...THEY ABSOLUTELY LOVED THAT! SOME LOVE VEGETA...BUT EVEN THEY DESERVED THAT!

"Oh geez..." Tarble said.

"He can NEVER EVER EVER leave well enough ALONE.. This was ALWAYS his issue. He could NEVER just let things be. He ALWAYS had to get the last action AND word AND taunt AND moment!" Bugs sighed.

Vegeta stumbles about the slap, which left his cheek really red. The Prince was tired...but he was NOT ABOUT TO TAKE THAT...AND SO HE STARTS STOMPING OUT CHARLIE BROWN TO MASSIVE BOOS! HE DOESN'T LET UP, HE JUST LETS CHARLIE BROWN SUFFER JUST A LITTLE MORE JUST FOR HIS OWN HAPPINESS SAKE! And of COURSE management loved THAT...

"OH GEEZ, BROTHER JUST CALM DOWN AND LEAVE! WHY ARE YOU INSTIGATING THIS!?HE LOST AND YOU BEAT HIM, JUST LET HIM DEAL WITH HIS PROBLEMS!" Tarble said.

Vegeta yelled out, "THIS IS KARMA FOR EVER THINKING YOU WERE A WINNER YOU LITTLE BRAT!" Vegeta shouted was HITTING Brown with his Belt!

Back and forth the struggle consumes us all.

Trying to keep a level head.

THE CROWD POPS AS KUSO RUNS DOWN TO HELP CHARLIE BROWN!

"OH AND HER COMES CHARLIE BROWN'S LITTLE GUARDIAN PYRUS ANGEL! THAT LITTLE LIAR SAID HE WASN'T WWE! GET OUTTA HERE! Moon shouted.

"WHAT CAN HE DO, THEY CONFISCATED HIS BRIEFCASE!" Daffy exclaimed.

"HE HAS NO TITLE OBLIGATIONS BUT HE'S DEFENDING A FRIEND! AND I SAY GO FOR IT, DAN!" Tarble exclaimed.

Dan slides into the ring, and Vegeta sees Kuso and SLIDES OUT THE RING! "AHAHA! JOKES ON YOU, YOUR BOYFRIEND WAS BROKEN BEFORE I GOT TO HIM!"

Dan...shakes his head, checking on Brown and GLARING at Vegeta..."EMMY WAS RIGHT...PEOPLE DON'T DESERVE MERCY!"

Dan tries helping up Brown...who was nothing more than a broken soul inhabiting a broken body. Dan GLARES at Vegeta...DARING get back in the ring. But Vegeta shrugs and goes around the ring.

"OH WELL! GOODNIGHT FOLKS!" Moon exclaimed.

"WHAT?" Shouted Tarble. "BROTHER THIS IS JUST WRONG! Does NOBODY see the issue here?...This WWE/WCW roster is truly just one giant hodgepodge of egos and unhelpful people. We have seen XCW'S ENTIRE ROSTER cheer when Claude won! When Gwen lost, XX AS A WHOLE CELEBRATED LIKE THEY WERE IN THIS TOGETHER, REGARDLESS OF ALIGNMENT! UWE stars ALWAYS shout "UWE FOREVER!" as a united front! HELL, WCW I CAN'T LUMP TOGETHER WITH US BECAUSE AT LEAST EVERYONE WENT OUT THERE TO HELP WADE! WHY CANT WE BE AS UNITED AS EVERYONE ELSE? IT IS EMBARRASSING HOW DIVIDED WE ARE! WE PUT EGOS OVER A UNITED ROSTER FRONT TO MAKE SURE OUR COMPANY KEEPS ITS BELTS! OUR OWN CHAIRMAN RUNS US LIKE A DICTATORSHIP, WE HAVE TO BREAK THE LAW TO WIN, AND WE END THE SHOW ON OUR OWN CHAMPION BEATING A DEFENSELESS GUY ALL BECAUSE HIS FRIEND TRIED TO ATTACK OF WHETHER OR NOT WWE LOST THEIR BELT OR NOT! THIS HAS HAPPENED SINCE THE CLASH AND I AM FRANKLY APPALLED AT THE LACK OF DISUNITY WE HAVE! IT TOOK A GUY OUR BOSS FIRED AND WE TURNED AROUND ON IN COLD BLOOD TO HELP A GUY HE HAS NO OBLIGATION TO HELP...A GUY FROM A COMPANY WE ARE APPARENTLY AT FULL BLOWN WAR WITH! THIS IS ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS!"

Tarble actually got EMOTIONAL behind the headset as Vegeta walks up the ramp...Vegeta held his Title up in the air...

...but like Gwen, Haruhi, Arkham Knight, and Joker...karma guided its laser right on Vegeta...

...AND SOKKA GRABS VEGETA BY HIS SPIKY HAIR FROM BEHIND...!

"HUH?" Moon looked up. "HEY YOU GOOF LET GO!"

Sokka holds onto Vegeta and RUNS AND THROWS HIM INTO THE RING! Sokka glares at Vegeta and The Prince GLARES back at Sokka...

...but Dan, who had set Brown down gently, stood behind Vegeta...but The Prince bumped RIGHT into him! Vegeta jumped and turned around INTO A GUT KICK AND A DOUBLE UNDERHOOK...AND A PYRUS PLANT ONTO THE MAT!

"AHAH YEAAAH! AH YEAH!" Iroh exclaimed. "VEGETA THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU DESERVED! I AM TRULY SORRY BUT YOU DID THIS TO YOURSELF!'

Dan exits the ring...and Jake Long also walks towards Sokka. A WCW and a WWE guy, both under the same company, looked ...and actually nodded him and treated him like he never left. Dan whispered something into their ears...and Sokka and Jake were somewhat apprehensive...but decided to do it. Dan smirked...then glared back into the ring as Vegeta tried to get up. He says , "I DIDN'T WANT TO DO THIS...BUT PEOPLE LIKE YOU DESERVE EVERY LAST DROP OF KARMA YOU GET!"...he goes towards the barricade...and whistles while waving.

"The hell is he waving for?" Moon asked.

"Kuso...asking for something. And here comes The Coordinators!" Bugs exclaimed.

May & Dawn run towards the barricade and wave to Dawn as the crowd pop grows LOUDER AND LOUDER AND LOUDER...

...and Dan greets them and waves to them...Dan looks to Goofy...and Goofy looks over...and gulps...but nods and smiles at Dan.

"What is Kuso doing?" Moon asked. "What is-OOOH NOOOOOOO!"

"OH GEEZ..." Daffy's eyes widened as Dan points to the ref and DEMANDS something! Leslie Anderson shrugs...and AFFIRMS it to Goofy as May & Dawn get to the barricade!

Goofy...in what is NOW one of the last announcements he will make...helps Dan out by announcing...

"Ladies & Gentlemen...a-hyuck...DAN KUSO IS CASHING IN HIS GOLD IN THE FORT BRIEFCASE!"

"AHAHAAA! OH BY THE DRAGONS KUSO GOT HIS...HOW DID...WHO DID...!?" Iroh chuckled.

"WHO GAVE BRIEFCASE BACK!? WHO GOT IT FOR HIM!? WAS THIS AN INSIDE JOB!?" Moon asked.

"KUSO IS FINALLY CASHING IN THE BRIEFCASE HE WON AT BEST IN THE WORLD! DAN KUSO IS CASHING IT IN!" Iroh shouted.

"AND IT COULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED TO A NICER GUY!" Bugs exclaimed.

"ANY COMPANY! ANY TIME! AND DAN KUSO IS FINALLY ABOUT TO WIN BACK THE TITLE HE NEVER LOST IN 2009!" Iroh exclaimed.

"VEGETA DOESN'T DESERVE THIS! THE FANS DON'T DESERVE THIS! WWE DOESN'T DESERVE THIS!" Moon shouted. "AND DAN KUSO DOESN'T DESERVE ANY GOOD THINGS! NOT AFTER THIS MUGGING!"

"MY BROTHER DESERVED ALL OF THIS!" Tarble shouted.

"KUSO HAD TO ENDURE NEVER LOSING HIS LONE WORLD TITLE BECAUSE YUSUKE AND YOUR ANIME DYNASTY, MOON, INJURING HIM AT SUMMERSLAM YEARS AGO, BEING BLACKLISTED FOR ACCIDENTLY LOSING HIS TEMPER ON MAY, HE HAD TO GO THROUGH THE RESISTANCE AND DEATHSTROKE, BEAT THEM ONLY TO NEVER KISS THE GIRL AND GET HIS UNIVERSAL TITLE THAT HE WORKED DAN HARD FOR TAKEN BY A CASH IN, LOSE HIS JOB BECAUSE HE SPOKE THE TRUTH TO VINCE, GET ARRESTED AND KO'D BY A RUSSIAN MACHINE, AND MADE TO KISS MCMAHON'S BUTT CHEEKS! SHELL YEAH DAN DESERVES THIS MOMENT OF GOOD KARMA!"

Dan slides into the ring...as Vegeta IS GLARING EVIL EYES AT KUSO...he tries getting up...and Dan hands the case to the ref...and then to Goofy...

"Therefore...this is an OFFICIAL MATCH...FOR THE WWE TOON CHAMPIONSHIP OF THE WORLD!'

"OOOH...NOOO..." Moon exclaimed. "COME ON VEGETA! KEEP OUR BELT WWE!"

Dan stands across from Vegeta and tells him to BRING IT. Vegeta is UNWILLING to part with his Belt...so Anderson SNATCHES it from him and holds it in the air. He hands it to the timekeeper outside...

*DING DING DING*

AND DAN KUSO KICKS THE GUT AND DOUBLE UNDERHOOKS HIM!

"KUSO! PYRUS PLANT-OH BROTHER REVERSES IT AND CLOTHESLINES DAN DOWN!" Tarble said to boos.

Vegeta EXITS the ring, opting for a count out. "YOU DO NOT DESERVE TO EVEN LOOK IN MY DIRECTION YOU DIRTY OZONE PEASANT! YOU-"

BUT SOKKA AND JAKE LONG GRAB VEGETA AND THEY THROW HIM BACK INTO THE RING!

"LUMBERJACKS! LUMBERJACKS!" Tarble shouted.

"THEY ARE HELPING SCREW OVER WWE! THIS IS THEM GIVING WWE UNFAIR KARMA!" Moon shouted.

"No they're giving MCMAHON, LUTHOR, AND VEGETA THEIR COMEUPPANCE! TAIKI THE GOLDEN BOY GOT HIS, HARUHI GOT HERS, GWEN GOT HERS, THE UEPW HIERARCHY GOT THEIRS, THE RR GOT THEIRS, THIS IS A NIGHT OF PURE KARMA AND DARNIT, THOSE THREE ARE GETTING THEIRS NOW!"

"HE ISN'T ON OUR ROSTER!" Moon exclaimed.

"HE IS STILL ONE OF OURS, DAMMIT!" Tarble shouted.

Vegeta gets back up, and he sees Dan get up, and ducks a kick before going to TOWN on hard hits! He turns Super Saiyan AGAIN, refusing to go down because his Saiyan Pride wouldn't let him! He CHARGES and starts HAMMERING Dan with rights and lefts! But DAN PUSHES HIM OUT THE CORNER AND VEGETA TUMBLES AND ROLLS ONTO HIS FEET...AND DOESN'T SEE HE GETS A SPRINGBOARD TORNADO DDT FROM KUSO! VEGETA SPIKED ONTO HIS OWN HEAD! Dan rolls and Vegeta gets up, his Super Saipan flickering on and off...and then Kuso stalks him...waiting for him to get up...

"Kuso...STALKING VEGETA..." Bugs said.

...and he KICKS THE GUT...AND DELIVERS ANOTHER PYRUS PLANT ONTO THE MAT TO TAKE DOWN VEGETA! But then...he doesn't stop THERE...he goes to the near right corner and climbs up...

...

...

...

...and mimics a baseball player...and "swings a bat"...

...

...

...

...AND DIVES OFF TO DELIVER THE HOMERUN ELBOW TO THE STERNUM OF VEGETA!

"HOMERUN ELBOOOW! AND HE GIVES CHARLIE BROWN A VICTORY HERE!" Iroh shouted.

"VEGETA NOOO! KICK OUT KICK OUUUT! NOOO!" Moon SCREAMED, reaching over the announce table (and fans behind the table getting a prime view of her tuchus in a skirt)!

Kuso pulls the legs up and hooks both legs!

"KUSO INTO THE COVER!" Tarble shouted.

1! (GAME!)

...

2! (SET!)

...

3! (MAAATCH!)

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Sailor Moon SCREAMED AT THE TOP OF HER LUNGS!

"KUSO! KUSO! KUSO IS THE WORLD CHAMPION AGAIN! DAN KUSO, AFTER YEARS OF SUFFERING, AFTER NEVER TRULY LOSING HIS TITLE, AFTER FIGHTING QUARTERBACKS TO GETTING SCREWED OVER BY IRISH BOXERS, AFTER TRAINING WITH MAY TO ELIMINATE MEN FROM A RUMBLE, AFTER PUTTING ON A FIRE STAR CLASSIC IN AND NOT GOING DOWN FOR THE COUNT, AFTER SURVIVING BROLY, AND AFTER SO LONG...DAN KUSO IS YOUR WWE TOON CHAMPION OF THE WORLD!" Bugs CALLED oh so wonderfully!

THE ENTIRE CROWD WAS ON THEIR FEET, AND DAN KUSO HOLDS HIS FACE AS LESLIE ANDERSON HANDS HIM THE BELT HE NEVER LOST! AND GOOFY, FOR THE FINAL TIME FOR REAL, TELLS EVERYONE...

"HERE IS YOUR WINNER...AND YOUR NEEEEEEEEW WWE TOON CHAMPION OF THE WORLD...DAAAN KUSOOO!"

Dan KISSES The Belt in the middle of the ring...but then immediately RUNS OUT and then HURDLES the barricade as McMahon, Luthor, TW, and a LARGE team of security run down! Kuso, on the barricade, just says, "WE HAVE A LOT TO NEGOTIATE, VINNIE!" and WINKS at him and Luthor.

"BET YOU WISH RAIMUNDO WASN'T HURT NOW, HUH MOON AND VEGETA!?" Tarble said...to Moon lying on the table...she has literally lost ALL COLOR...

...and then he fully goes over and BOOKS IT UP THE STEPS! DAN KUSO IS RUNNING UP THE STEPS...AND HE IS GOING TO THE LOBBY OF THE ARENA...AND HE RUNS RIGHT OUT THAT DOOR!

"DAAAN KUSOOO HAS LEFT THE BUILDING LADIES & GENTLEMEN!" Daffy shouted. "AND NEVER EVER IN MY TIME AS A WRESTLER HAVE I SEEN THIS! THIS HASN'T HAPPENED SINCE FRED FLINTSTONE RAN OFF WITH THE TOON TITLE TO CWF AFTER MONEY DISPUTES! BUT THIS...THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED! DAN KUSO HAS TAKEN THE WWE TITLE HOSTAGE!"

"HE'S TAKING THE BELT TO THE OZONE LAIR!" Iroh exclaimed.

The WWE Animated roster was actually CHEERING FOR DAN! SOME didn't cheer...but for the most part, there were cheers taking over the room!

"WHO DID IT!?" Moon, fully recolored, asked, "WHO GAVE THEM THE BRIEFCASE!? WAS IT WONG!? KH SORA!? TAKENOUCHI!? ASH!? NARUTO!? ICHIGO!? BRADY!? BEN!? LEVIN!? THERE IS GOING TO BE HELL TO PAY DAMMIT! WE NEED TO ROOT OUT THE RAT!"

Vince was SCREAMING AND CURSING ON TV...AND LUTHOR JUST FACEPALMED...Duke scratched his head, because he ACTUALLY did not mind it but had no idea how it happened (though if one watches closely, TW winks at the camera while standing behind Vince)...

The entire crowd is chanting "FIGHTING SPIRIT! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP* FIGHTING SPIRIT! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*"...as Luthor YELLS...McMahon RAGES at ANYTHING WITH A PULSE...TW and Duke get out of there...Jake Long and Sokka fist bump...Charlie Brown tries as best as he can to make a happy smile for Dan...

...and outside, Kuso holds up his regained Gold in the night sky as he walks away from the arena. And it is with this image of Dan holding up The Toon Title and walking into the night that we fade to black...

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WWE

THEN...

NOW...

FOREVER.

Deadpool: *From behind the screen, crumples the outro screen like a piece of paper before throwing it away* Hope you had fun folks! Now get outta here ya crazy kids! Go play outside or something! ...*Goes to sit on a couch and watches UWE Collision/UCA Final Clash/Whichever big event is next scene fades to black*

Night 1 Pre-Show

Rematch for First Ever Fiction Wrestling Match: Mickey Mouse vs. Bugs Bunny

Night 1 Showdown

Sector W vs Jecht, Reggie Rocket, Charlie Araya, and Hercules

Women's Best of the Best Match: Ellie (WWE) vs Zoe Payne (CCW) vs Green (UCA) vs Batgirl (WCW) vs Yuna (XCW) vs Kairi (WND) vs Cindy Vortex (AWE) vs Sion Eltnam Atlasia (CASZ) vs Ember McLain (WWT) vs Saeko Busujima (ACW) vs Ellen Ripley (NCW) vs Raven (PCUW) vs Holly Storm (FTW) vs Alice Gonzales (TCW) vs Chikaru Minamoto (XCF) vs Lopunny (WCE) vs Luka Millfy (CEW) vs Eva (CAWF) vs Kate Fuller (FWF) vs Satsuki Kiryuin (GAIA) vs Tsubaki Yayoi (WWL) vs Bebe Stevens (UCW) Applejack (FWE) vs GT Pan (UEPW) vs Sakura Kinomoto (AWF)

Soi Fon vs. Chell

Past vs Present vs Future Match: 2D Power Trip vs Virus Rebellion vs Dinosaur Kings

2 out of 3 Falls Extreme Rules Match: Asui Hikaru vs Yuna Kamihara

Broly Legendary Three Minute Challenge Gauntlet: Nathan Blair Lasts All Three Minutes (AKA Challenger wins)

ECW Animation World Championship Match: Yugi Mutou (c) vs. Slade vs Christopher House vs Conker the Squirrel

UCA Cruiserweight Championship Fatal 4-Way: Tidus (c) vs Trunks vs 9-Volt vs Steve

"You're The Better Twin" Match: Blue Oak vs Gary Oak

CCW Women's Tag Team Championship: Powerpuff Girls (c) vs Sailor Mars, Batgirl, and Wonder Woman

Elimination Chamber WCW Cartoon World Championship Match: Deadpool (c) vs. Arkham Knight vs. Megaman EXE vs. Glitchy Red vs. Black Mage vs. Deathstroke

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Night 2 Preshow

Ivan Drago vs. Garfield

Night 2 Animated

Toon Intercontinental Championship Gauntlet: Scott Pilgrim vs Wolf Hawkfield vs Jeremy Ellis vs Arthur Read vs. Bolin vs. A-Mach vs. Kirigaya "Kirito" Kazuto

Falls Count Anywhere Match: Team 2D vs Extreme Team

Toon Hardcore Championship Ladder Match: Riley Freeman (c) vs Senji Kiyomasa vs Spin the Hedeghog vs Psymon Stark vs Tommy Vercetti vs. Aries

Ash, Red, & Henry Wong vs Byron Masters, Eric Myers, & Magic Man

14-Man Tag Match: Rookie Revolution (Jason Krueger (Co-Captain), Ben Tennyson (Co-Captain), Dan Hibiki, Greg Heffley, Rowley Jefferson, Starforce Megaman, RC Bane) vs Team Quest (Cactus Man, Takashi Komuro, Jake the Pirate, Zack Saturday, Truman X, El Tigre, Robotboy)

Street Fight: Young Gwen Tennyson vs Korra

Gas Chamber Match: Joker vs Claude Speed

Special Attraction: SOS Chat with Emmy

WWE Toon Championship Match: Prince Vegeta (c) vs Tommy Oliver vs Super Mario vs Scourge the Hedgehog vs Sokka vs Seto Kaiba vs Leo vs Johnny Test vs Simon the Digger vs Jake Long vs Kai vs Charlie Brown vs HABIT the Rabbit

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A/N WOW...here we are. Where do I start?

Thanks to my fellow FWM community. Thank you for letting me use your stars for this. Me and King are thankful for this us get to this point. THIS...is amazing. We finally got to the show. TWO YEARS. And we finally made it.

Thanks to the fans who read. You guys keep me going. Even though Animated and Showdown may be recapped/showcapped from now on along with RAW, Smackdown, and Main Event...we shall still put in as much work as we can!

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