Chapter 21 : Milk Duds
Each competitor left the tower in teams and were escorted out of the Forest of Death. Keemkashi took Thomas with him to train. "I knew they was gay af" Jandro said. "Yep. Like two balls in a sack." Corey said. The two walked a bit further into the village before Corey stopped.
Now time out, or pause the game. Right meow is when you would expect Jandro to ask 'Whats wrong?' well he didn't. He kept walking on because hes an asshole. Time in.
The wind was blowing like Crystal Dean and you could hear it whisper a legendary name. "Pervy Bany, meng" it whispered gently. With his name being spoken the pervy meng appeared. "Who wants to touch my brown goat, ese's ?" He asked while rubbing his chest.
"Do I even want to answer that question?" Corey replied. "Maybe. Now come with me holmes, we gotta train you for your fight." Pervy Bany said. "You mean like how Rocky trained for Mr.T?" Corey asked. "Yeah, sure. Then afterwards we can masturbate back to back." Pervy Bany said with a shrug.
"I'm game, but if you wanna race I'm gonna win. Hands down the winner." Powers said walking off with Pervy Bany. "I heard that Thomas guy can finish in seventy three strokes." Pervy Bany said. "How would you even know that?" Corey asked. Which garnered a smile from the legendary perv, "Pervy Bany knows all baby!"
Later that night...
Kemo was standing atop one of the villages rooftops, looking up at the moon in the night sky. He felt the presence of another, but it wasn't strong enough, it wouldn't be enough to satisfy his hunger, only a chicken sandwich from Wendys could do that. He kept his eyes on the moon, ignoring the would be attacker.
"I was waiting on you to hit the hay so I could eliminate the competition" The hick said in a southern trash voice. 'It must be that cousin fucker, Redneck' Kemo thought before unleashing his vaginal sand at Redneck, killing him instantly.
The next day...
Pervy Bany was training Corey in the art of watching a girl get naked without being caught. "And now its time to learn the most important part. Rub your chest in a circular motion" Pervy Bany whispered loudly. "What? No! Im not doing that!" Corey replied, "Let's go do some actual training so I can beat some ninjas ass."
"Watch your tounge. This is real training, not everyone can do this you know" Pervy Bany said. "Are you serious?" Corey asked, raising an eyebrow like The Rock. "Observation meng. Look at that girls nipples, what do you see?" Pervy Bany asked.
"Her nipples look like milk duds" Corey said, not convinced of The Banys training methods but not minding the milk duds. "How are milky nipple gonna help me win?"
"Fine! If you want to do 'real training'" Pervy Bany said using air quotes, "Give me t-minus 20 seconds and we'll start" He was now heavily panting.