Day was totally used on on Saturday and Monday was just evil. My week has been just unbearable to deal with. So this chapter will be short, but after this I can get to what I actually can write, ninja missions. speaking of which, got any ideas of a new way to incorporate Haku. I avoided the cliche Mizuki fail scenario, so I'd like to avoid the cliche Wave mission too.

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61394; don't forget, the act is a little compulsorily. Make that a lot. And unlike Kushina, Naruto lacks years of lust restraint practice.

Guest: understood

Leaf: Well, lets try not to go there again, and with the chapter, I admit some of the pre ninja mission stuff is harder for me to make than ninja stuff

Shadowbloodedge; I shorten names at times. And my view is, while I don't have trouble with a 50 year old man and a 60 year old woman, Naruto is a kid. And I at least find the idea of a woman Anko's age going after a 12 year old Naruto is a bit...off. I mean, if Naruto or Harry were 16, it would be different. But at the moment, he's not and I have moral reasons not to.

Niemand: he's still around, in fact your see him this chapter

Wings: Agreed with the prison torture part. Oh damn the geneva convention

Guest: I can't really keep track. Try searching my name and your find some of the better ones

Spike: yep

And so I begin again

Recap

"My client wants breeding factories and the antibodies of the Chakra Flu to reverse engineer it. That doesn't require personality. Be lucky that he needs your mind to keep the Kyuubi from possessing yours, or you'd be suffering the same fate.

Naruto closed his eyes, tears streaming down his petrified face "NO...I WON'T LET YOU!"

"What you going to do Vulpy?" Mizuki snarked with a fox slur as he briefly noted that his lips reacted as if he was in pain, considering that no other external part of his body could move "Your just a newly minted genin. Few Jonin could escape this! What are you going to do?"

Naruto opened his eyes, startling Mizuki as they had changed. The eyes had once been blue, but now were purple and ringed.

They were eyes of legend. Eyes of myth. Eyes that no one had been said to have in centuries.

"I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!"

Mizuki suddenly was sent rocketing back into a tree, a Senju Spruce to be specific. The hard bark and the force of the impact combined to turn Mizuki's innards into a fine paste, killing him quite quickly.

The tree was not harmed, though it would have a nasty gut stain on it the Uchiha Squirrels could not get off.

As Mizuki was dead, the chakra in the hiate's stopped working. This freed up their bodies and caused the horrible pain to stop. They collapsed, crying but still quite with their minds.

"HINATA! HIKO! SAKURA!" Naruto yelled out in utter worry as he kneeled next to the down Hinata, her chest heaving up and down, sweat clinging to her shirt making her breasts seem bigger than normal...

Why was he thinking about that now?

"Er...Naruto?" Hinata looked up at him, just as Hiko and Sakura had also woke up

"What happened to your eyes!? What happened to Mizuki-Teme?"

Naruto couldn't see whatever it was his eyes did "I don't know...they just hurt all of a sudden, and then..."

Then, he lost his train of thought, and kissed Hinata on the lips, as between her shoulder blades a orange circle began to glow.

Perhaps that study about being saved from mortal danger increased one's need for sex was true after all

1. The Death and Return of Kushina2. Friends and eyes3. A responsible Jiraiya? This is not good4. 2 years later, politics and surprises5. Hyuuga Incident Part 16. Hyuuga Incident Part 27. The Misses8. The Orphan with the Sharingan9. Innocence and Lust10. End of the Uchiha11. First day at the Academy12. The Civilians Big Move: Part 113. The Civilians Big Move: Part 214. The Civilians Big Move: Part 315. Recovery and Breakthroughs16. AN17. Exams and Expands part 118. Exams and Expands part 219. Exams and Expands part 320. Exams and Expands part 4

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The aformentioned missing guy, Konoha Apartment Complex

Itachi Uchiha was a subtle man, not prone to the emotional extremes ninja like Guy were prone to. He preferred subtle approaches.

However, with his half sister missing

CRASH

Subtle went out the door.

"Hello, cousin of Mizuki whose name I don't particularly care for. Tell me where Mizuki is, and you will not face charges"

The blue haired girl rose her hands up in anguish "I haven't spoken to him in years!"

Itachi eyed her for a moment, then turned and left.

"Can you at least pay for my door!?"

"...I hate ninjas" she muttered when she got no answer

As Itachi causes more property damage

"Ew...who has a sexual attraction to Rhino's?"

"I could have gone through life never knowing they had magazines like that, but there has to be a clue here" Kushina commented to Mikoto as the conscious trio hunted down the children in their care.

And, when they found Mizuki, deliver the most fearsome of all rages upon him, the rage of the mother who has lost her child. A rage found in Kunoichi, Dinosaur, Fire Nation Princess and occasionally Bjuu alike (depending on your universe of course)

Kushina absently swatted down the dartboard with her son's face on it, before finding a wrapper from a take out place that served mainly sandwiches.

"I do believe we have somewhere else to look" she said darkly as Mikoto and Hitomi nodded, before speeding out of the apartment.

The ANBU who arrived seconds later found it look like something had utterly smashed the apartment.

A few more searches later, Hokage's office

"Kushina, I understand your looking for your son and Sakura, as your..." the Hokage looked around for a moment before adding "Quite close female compatriots are looking for their own charges, but you need to calm down"

"Calm down, CALM DOWN! OUR CHILDREN ARE MISSING, KIDNAPPED BY A RHINOPHILE AND YOU EXPECT US TO CALM DOWN!?"

"Bad choice of words...perhaps I found, please stop causing massive property damage and creating potential lawsuits and paperwork for me in excess of what it has to be, a bit too lengthy. My sweeps with my crystal ball have shown that Mizuki and your children are no where in Konoha, so you'd be more productive if you wait for Inuzuka Tsume or Inuzuka Hana to return from...well wherever they are to help you search"

Kushina just barley avoided showing off that she was responsible for putting the two of them in the sex coma...

"They're out cold with Rinnegan marks on their back, aren't they?"

However, Hiruzen was not born yesterday.

Kushina nodded grimly.

"And I can suspect that the missing Jonnin Mitarashi Anko and Yuuhi Kurenai are also your doing?"

"I had no idea my son was going to be abducted today...and my desire level was getting...extreme"

"Please ta...take our word for it...Mistress" Hitomi began, it had taken a long time to get the two to stop calling her mistress or master or something, and even then they still slipped up sometimes "Was getting very...playful. She...she had tried to relax it with..with Sakura-chan, but she was starting to hurt us by mi..mistake during sex"

While Kushina looked guilty Hiruzen managed to banish the perversity from his mind.

"The actions of the four involved...they were consensual right?" he also checked as Kushina nodded

"While I am glad I can avoid having to deal with rape allegations for the civilians to use as fuel, try not to give me more paperwork than necessary. When they are awake, please find a way to minimize my paperwork...now go"

And leave him to deal with the numerous complains they had created just today as they hunted for their children.

But first...the team document. With their treatment as well as the political climate, there was only really one option.

Some time later, the forest

After a few hours of hunting through the woods, they had tracked down their brood in a valley, along with the very dead body of Mizuki.

However...that fact hardly registered with them, at the scene they found themselves staring at.

"Oh no" Kushina muttered in horror

All four of them were stuck in a cage that was definitely not meant to ever be escaped from, though Kushina could break it down, would break it down (with extreme prejudice with explosives and other Uzumaki brand overkill)

It was the fact that all four of them were naked and smelled like sex that really horrified them, and the orange swirl symbols visible between Sakura's shoulder blades showed it was not because of Mizuki also being a pedophile.

"My Tourettes Syndrome, my tendency to go for overkill, and now my Rinnegan...why does Naruto have to inherit the worst things from me" Kushina muttered in utter self loathing.

"I knew we should have given them the talk" Mikoto muttered

"But...what about the...the possibility that Mistress might have enacted everything in the talk ou...out"

"...I'm starting to wonder if that would have been less potentially scaring" Mikoto quipped as Kushina grabbed two bars and began to pull.

Chakra enhanced strength, while far from Tsunade levels, was something that most every experienced Kunoichi had, and it was far enough to tear the bars apart.

"Okay, let's get them home. Then I want to get drunk enough so I can actually give the absolute worse The Talk a Ninja parent has ever had to give."

"...Thank Kami for normal delays in Academy Graduation to Team Placement" what Mikoto had once cursed, she now saw as a blessing.